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NCIS Fragments

2009-11-24T09:10:01-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,050, Reviews: 18 Updated: 11-24-09 Published: 2-19-09
Status: In-Progress

The problem with writing for a show like "NCIS" is that you're continually thinking of these lovely bits of character interaction without having a plot to attach them to. Herewith, therefore, a collection of miscellaneous scenes in search of stories.

Life Happens

2009-11-19T09:31:38-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Westing Game
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 769, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Written for udita. Turtle and Theo had planned not to have children - but, as we all know, if you want to hear God laugh...

30 Days of Speed

2009-11-17T06:36:58-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Flash
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,558, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-17-09 Published: 3-8-09
Status: In-Progress

On April 5, 2003, Central City schoolgirl Sarah Palmer provided the Justice League with vital assistance, and as a reward was granted her heart's desire: one month's worth of contact with the Speed Force. This is her story.

Sacred Host

2009-11-14T07:46:54-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Chapters: 15, Words: 22,280, Reviews: 145 Updated: 11-14-09 Published: 3-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.

Ex Antiquitate Urbis

2009-11-07T08:07:23-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Cthulhu Mythos
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,766, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-7-09
Status: Complete

Two young Providence antiquarians meet outside the Judge Durfee house, and share their reflections on the lure of the past. Written for the Yuletide Exchange - and, retroactively, the Malachy Challenge as well.

Origin Story

2009-10-30T11:29:59-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Adventure
Chapters: 11, Words: 18,113, Reviews: 36 Updated: 10-30-09 Published: 10-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Describing the formation and first adventure of the Justice League of Hogwarts. Hey, if you're going to do a superpowered Harry story, do it right, that's what I say.

Jethro's Girls

2009-10-19T11:54:35-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Ziva D. & Abby S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,710, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-19-09
Status: Complete

The evening after "The Inside Man", Ziva takes Abby up on the "girls' night out" she proposed the evening before. Abby/Ziva bonding fic.

The Horcrux Song

2009-10-15T06:30:40-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 240, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

The classic rock-'n'-roll tune about Lord Voldemort, and his little bits of soul.

Caught on Film

2009-10-03T12:53:55-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Toy Story
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 12, Words: 18,347, Reviews: 53 Updated: 10-3-09 Published: 1-3-06
Status: In-Progress

Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?

Brigitte

2009-08-25T06:05:16-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Jumanji
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,636, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-25-09 Published: 7-12-04
Status: In-Progress

In the jungles of Jumanji, there are Guardians: young, ordinary mortals plucked out of history to tend the terrors of the game. One of them is a thirteenth-century merchant's daughter named Brigitte. This is her story.

Able Was I…

2009-08-22T14:02:15-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: DC Superheroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,201, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-22-09 Published: 6-24-09
Status: In-Progress

When Zatanna finds herself casting spells inadvertently, she fears that her power has been cursed - but can she solve the problem without playing into her enemy's hands?

Spouted

2009-08-16T12:08:16-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-16-09
Status: Complete

Drabble. What happens when you hear Brad Bird described as a Randite once too often.

Defections

2009-07-26T11:54:45-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

Drabble. How the much-vaunted Marriage Law would work in actual practice.

He'll Be Coming Like the Lightning When He Comes

2009-07-19T17:52:20-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-19-09
Status: Complete

For those who like an apocalyptic note in their campfire songs.

Annually

2009-07-12T10:45:16-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: StarTrek: The Next Generation
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Crusher, B. & LaForge, G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 149, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-12-09
Status: Complete

Drabble. Geordi LaForge gets a little astronomy lesson.

The Parallel

2009-07-06T09:19:33-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 23, Words: 42,572, Reviews: 121 Updated: 7-6-09 Published: 10-31-04
Status: In-Progress

When a parallel universe's group of "Animorphs" is transported to the reality we all know and love, its youngest member must decide whether she can bring herself to go home.

The First Joyful Mystery

2009-06-27T13:13:19-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Giver
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,278, Reviews: 13 Updated: 6-27-09 Published: 2-2-04
Status: Complete

The first of a series. In which Jonas is given a memory of the Annunciation.

The Garatron Chronicles

2009-06-26T14:17:21-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,358, Reviews: 37 Updated: 6-26-09 Published: 1-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Containing everything you ever wanted to know about the Garatron race, including why they look so much like Andalites, why they can run so fast, and what they're doing on the Anati homeworld.

My Last Supper

2009-06-14T12:28:12-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

If the ABBA people expect me to apologize for this, they little know their man.

All Answers Are Wrong

2009-05-23T19:53:12-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Westing Game
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 991, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

Sandy's thoughts as he slips Section Fifteen into the drawer. Slight Sandy/Turtle... something, I'm not really sure what.

Rise of the Green Golem

2009-05-06T07:41:48-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Green Lantern
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,921, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-6-09 Published: 10-24-08
Status: In-Progress

When a bit of his own power beam runs amok and starts laying waste to New York City, how can Kyle Rayner rein it in? Hard to say, but he'd better find a way soon.

A Modern Fable

2009-04-21T05:43:35-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cassie
Chapters: 1, Words: 381, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

You'd just better like puns. That's all I can say.

Anvils Keep Falling on My Head

2009-04-15T06:38:21-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Looney Tunes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-15-09
Status: Complete

A possible theme song for Wile E. Coyote. B. J. Thomas, I apologize in advance.

Private Practice

2009-04-09T09:19:32-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 603, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-9-09
Status: Complete

A truly disturbing speculation about the Joker's true identity, inspired by an offhand remark in "Dave Barry Turns 40".

Easements

2009-03-27T18:31:24-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Prof. Sinistra
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-27-09
Status: Complete

Drabble. Takes place at the end of the beginning-of-term banquet in OotP.

High Heaven, Low Earth

2009-03-26T09:53:39-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,942, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-26-09
Status: Complete

The story that answers the question: Why did Japan get involved in the Second World War, if it was really a conflict between Greek gods?

First Years

2009-01-31T14:44:47-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Charity B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,734, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

Shortly before their first banquet as Hogwarts professors, Severus Snape and Charity Burbage have an illuminating conversation.

Smitten

2008-09-28T14:38:11-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Green Lantern
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-28-08
Status: Complete

Drabble. When they said anything, they meant anything.

Benediction

2008-09-28T14:36:59-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Green Lantern
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-28-08
Status: Complete

Drabble. The Oan power ring has many uses indeed.

PVS: Pudicitia Venatricis Sempervivens

2008-08-28T13:33:52-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,908, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-28-08
Status: Complete

When Artemis visits a hospital in her capacity as goddess of childbirth, Thalia develops a fondness for a young coma victim. Upon learning that she is about to be euthanized, she petitions Artemis to intervene - but that may not be as easy as it sounds.

Flight 123 Down

2008-08-22T19:43:33-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Sesame Street
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-22-08
Status: Complete

Vignette. Grover the Waiter isn't always just a nuisance...

Tallahatchie

2008-08-21T16:26:40-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-21-08
Status: Complete

Drabble. "Voluntary hosts... were being slammed into the cages alongside their reluctant brothers and sisters. Just in case." -#37

Violet's Trylet

2008-06-14T07:05:18-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Violet B. & Klaus B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 425, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-14-08
Status: Complete

Why Violet Baudelaire is an inventor and not a poet.

Supers and Slide Guitars

2008-05-03T11:53:46-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,069, Reviews: 22 Updated: 5-3-08 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

A story of loss, heartbreak, wild hope, blissful reunion, and several bad puns involving country music lyrics.

Timor Mortis

2008-05-02T11:24:05-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Pairing: Davy Jones
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

A nameless seaman reflects on Davy Jones's final question.

The Favour of Princes

2008-05-01T07:37:40-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,161, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-1-08
Status: Complete

Abby comes into work one morning and finds that Ziva is, and apparently always has been, Gibbs's favorite team member. How will she react?

The Slave of Duty

2008-04-19T08:32:57-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rubeus H. & Poppy P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

Warning: Very bad joke ahead. Read at your own risk.

The Sport of Kings

2008-03-20T12:09:05-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

A very short, very dark, very AU vignette. The Earth has been conquered, the other Animorphs have been infested, and Tobias... has been killed? No, that would be too easy.

Rarely, Rarely, Comest Thou

2008-03-19T07:08:43-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Sandman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,075, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Desire visits Delight shortly before she becomes Delirium. Sheer sisterfluff of the sort you rarely see in this subcategory.

Doubt

2008-03-04T11:13:01-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Calvin & Hobbes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 423, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

Calvin wonders whether Hobbes is real, after all.

The Revelation of J'onn

2008-02-19T11:36:26-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Justice League
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: J'onn J'onzz & Wally West/Flash
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-19-08
Status: Complete

Feghoot. Telepaths have their own ideas of fun - and of some other things...

Double Acrostic

2008-02-11T08:43:05-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-11-08
Status: Complete

A classic Victorian puzzle with a Batman twist.

Postprandial Speech of the Wolf

2008-01-20T10:52:50-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 197, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

That is, when he was a guest of the lamb, Is. 11:6, NAB. A sonnet.

Concordancia

2008-01-10T08:35:18-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Superman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 157, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-10-08
Status: Complete

Drabble. A reflection on some of our hero's characteristics.

The Second Joyful Mystery

2007-12-30T07:09:13-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Justice League
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/General
Pairing: J'onn J'onzz
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,640, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-30-07
Status: Complete

The second in a projected series of 20. In which J'onn J'onzz is flung back in time and witnesses the Visitation.

The City, the Giant, and the River

2007-11-28T05:12:16-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Sandman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,413, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

In which the Endless unwittingly pay tribute to one of the great works of English literature. Happy birthday, John Bunyan.

The Season of Giving

2007-11-17T12:24:31-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Helga H. & Godric G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,495, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-17-07
Status: Complete

Founders era. Sometimes, it's not just the thought that counts.

Contrary Moon

2007-09-29T07:34:30-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Magic School Bus
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 663, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-29-07
Status: Complete

Takes place during Gets Lost in Space. Phoebe discovers that one of Saturn's moons has great personal meaning for her.

The Disastrous Deity

2007-08-29T08:22:15-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-29-07
Status: Complete

Feghoot. Demeter's children had no idea that the deck was so stacked against them...

Speed

2007-08-14T11:40:17-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 849, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-14-07
Status: Complete

Dash's response to Violet's death, as seen by a superhero reporter at the Metroville Times.

Unaltered

2007-08-06T13:57:17-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Voldemort & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-6-07
Status: Complete

Drabble. There are, indeed, many disadvantages to serving evil...

Shibboleth

2007-07-09T17:29:55-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

Drabble. Every technology has its drawbacks.

This Narrow World

2007-06-29T13:17:28-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 515, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

The most unfairly stereotyped cabin at Camp HalfBlood speaks up for itself, sort of.

Aquila Rapax

2007-06-27T19:26:12-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Horace S. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,507, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-27-07
Status: Complete

In which a regrettably vague prophecy, a paranoid Potions master, and a platter of Mexican empanadas conspire to show yet another Defence against the Dark Arts teacher the door.

Love in N Dimensions

2007-06-11T19:56:03-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 701, Reviews: 19 Published: 6-11-07
Status: Complete

My goal was to create a pairing that had never been used before. I think I might have succeeded.

Metastasis

2007-04-18T07:20:07-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Godric G. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,620, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-18-07
Status: Complete

It just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...

Hobbyist

2007-04-09T09:54:53-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Barbara G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-9-07
Status: Complete

Drabble. A quick glance into Oracle's private life in the Clocktower.

Miscues

2007-04-03T06:50:15-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Prof. Vector & Argus F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,978, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-3-07
Status: Complete

In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word billiard, 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.

The Answer FortyTwa

2007-03-07T10:08:25-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-7-07
Status: Complete

A brief summary of the quest for Ultimate Truth. With apologies to the Clancy Brothers.

Carnality

2007-02-02T12:23:02-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Left Behind
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-2-07
Status: Complete

Drabble. We know about the people who were behind steering wheels or in plane cockpits when the Rapture occurred, but what about those who were in public restrooms?

The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge

2007-01-17T10:54:43-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: C. Fudge
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,224, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-17-07
Status: Complete

Being a scrupulously researched account of the first meeting of Cornelius Fudge and Margaret Thatcher. Well, scrupulously researched in the sense that I looked up which way Downing Street runs.

Wedding Mode

2007-01-11T11:20:19-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,218, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-11-07
Status: Complete

Well, where did you think Elastigirl got her wedding dress from?

The Treacherous Tile

2006-12-27T18:34:32-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lemony S. & Count O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 356, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-27-06
Status: Complete

Although this story is only 324 words long, it manages to contain a sneaky trap, Mah Jong, bugging, and an elaborate pun. Under these circumstances, my readers will doubtless wish to avoid it.

A Sorting Song by Dumbledore

2006-12-03T11:10:01-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Albus D. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-3-06
Status: Complete

A companion to Textualsphinx's A Sorting Song by Severus. Nobody outdoes Albus when it comes to patter songs.

Question and Answer

2006-10-25T08:49:56-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: DuckTales
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 405, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-25-06
Status: Complete

Feghoot. Gyro has some difficulty getting his Helper to answer a few questions.

Hello, Young Supers

2006-02-10T11:20:12-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 367, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-10-06
Status: Complete

Based on Rodgers and Hammerstein's Hello, Young Lovers. Elastigirl reflects on the supers born after the Act.

Prevent

2005-12-07T12:07:06-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-7-05
Status: Complete

Drabble. The best laid plans of mice and supers...

It Will Be Done, My Lord

2005-10-02T17:39:54-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-2-05
Status: Complete

A clone's eye view of Order 66.

Standards

2005-08-08T07:29:09-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-8-05
Status: Complete

Drabble. The dilemma of a college-bound superheroine.

Adulation

2004-12-26T18:02:56-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-26-04
Status: Complete

Drabble. A meeting between Jack Sparrow and one of his many fans.

Yes, Violet

2004-12-24T05:59:56-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,135, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-24-04
Status: Complete

Just a little bit of Christmas-Eve fluff. Violet spies on Santa Claus.

Delivery

2004-11-27T19:29:25-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Vernon D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-27-04
Status: Complete

A 100-word drabble involving Vernon Dursley and an owl.

Sonnet upon the Youngest Endless

2004-06-07T14:53:33-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Sandman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-7-04
Status: Complete

Being a record of the poet's emotions upon discovering that Delight and Delirium were the same person.

Sonnet unto His Dæmon

2004-05-10T14:26:17-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: His Dark Materials
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-10-04
Status: Complete

Being, well... a sonnet unto the author's dæmon.

The Rest of the Fanfic: Prophet of Doom

2003-12-04T11:26:08-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 642, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-4-03
Status: Complete

A speculative history of a certain HP character. With apologies to Paul Harvey.