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The Internet Is for Prawn

2009-08-28T12:14:39-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: District 9
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,034, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

In which a video of an irate prawn goes viral. Cue the chatspeak macros. No, you're not supposed to find it funny. District 9 is srs bsns. Genfic. Oneshot.

In Short Supply

2009-07-09T22:19:23-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Zim & Purple
Chapters: 30, Words: 156,091, Reviews: 447 Updated: 7-9-09 Published: 1-17-08
Status: In-Progress

When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.

The Queen of Make Believe

2008-12-18T14:58:07-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Nurse Joy & Mewtwo
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,125, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-18-08
Status: Complete

Nurse Joy and Fisherman Don think Mary Sue is a very creative girl. So she's a princess, her father's a Pokémon, and over half of her team is legendary? Sure. Unfortunately, her presence is about to wreak havoc in Lavender Town's Pokémon Center. Oneshot.

Thicker Than Water

2008-02-04T20:01:59-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Sakon & Zetsu
Chapters: 10, Words: 28,830, Reviews: 75 Updated: 2-4-08 Published: 3-14-07
Status: In-Progress

When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.

Most Prized Possession

2008-01-13T18:17:24-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Gilderoy L.
Chapters: 3, Words: 17,812, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-13-08 Published: 9-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Many secrets surround Lord Voldemort, including the fact that he and Gilderoy Lockhart were once lovers. But when a new wanna be Dark Lord kidnaps him, what will he do to get 'Roy' back without revealing his secret? [Post HBP, DH spoilers, AU. Slash.]

Tears

2008-01-07T22:53:50-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 11, Words: 30,220, Reviews: 116 Updated: 1-7-08 Published: 1-10-07
Status: In-Progress

After giving his life to help Sora, Axel is saved by a Soldier Heartless, his other half. With no other goal, Axel and Soldier search for Roxas with the help of several odd allies. But even if Axel finds Roxas, what good is it if he still can't feel?

Two Shall Stand

2008-01-04T11:06:13-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 13,475, Reviews: 43 Updated: 1-4-08 Published: 7-22-07
Status: In-Progress

[2007Movieverse] The All Spark left several accidental Transformers in Mission City. A vending machine with Decepticon leanings and a cell phone who's searching for the Autobots team up to look for a way out of the city without the humans catching up.

Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords

2008-01-01T16:08:43-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Purple & Red
Chapters: 1, Words: 747, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.

Under the Snake's Skin

2007-12-14T17:36:52-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Orochimaru & Hiruzen S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 22,011, Reviews: 134 Updated: 12-14-07 Published: 6-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.

Wonder

2007-10-26T13:42:36-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Tobi
Chapters: 10, Words: 15,344, Reviews: 246 Updated: 10-26-07 Published: 3-25-07
Status: Complete

Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]

Staple Her Down

2007-10-03T10:57:39-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Konan & Pein
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,503, Reviews: 33 Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

A typical day in the life of Konan, a typical day where she wonders what it is that keeps her in Amegakure with Pein. [PeinKonan. Spoilers through ch 372. Oneshot.]

Our Voice

2007-08-24T15:55:55-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Gaara & Hinata H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,185, Reviews: 55 Updated: 8-24-07 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

After Gaara becomes Kazekage, he hopes to mend the damaged alliance between Sand and Leaf. Several Konoha ambassadors are invited to Sunagakure for the New Year, one them being Hinata. She and Gaara soon realize how much they have in common. [GaaraHinata]

That Old Fashioned Family Nobility

2007-08-21T13:10:57-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,839, Reviews: 41 Published: 8-21-07
Status: Complete

[DH spoilers] Nineteen years after Voldemort's fall, the Malfoy name is far from admired. As Scorpius starts school, he struggles between family tradition and doing whatever it takes to regain respect for the Malfoys.

Last Chance For Salvation

2007-08-06T17:14:06-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,114, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-6-07
Status: Complete

Thoughts move fast when Death is near, and time slows to give the doomed a last glimpse of his life. In Voldemort's final seconds, he is forced to come to terms with his own mortality, and gets one more shot at his own redemption. [DH spoilers. Oneshot.]

Idiom Plot

2007-06-30T05:07:18-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kiba I. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,660, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

On a mission, Akamaru and Gamakichi are assigned by their masters to guard their hotel room. Though they hear some suspicious sounds from inside the room, they bravely guard it from threat. Whatever that threat may be. [Oneshot. Implied KibaNaruto.]

Cordial Correspondence

2007-06-25T13:59:02-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Lee R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,568, Reviews: 27 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

After that mess with Akatsuki, Lee sends Gaara a letter to make sure he's doing well. Gaara's less than grateful. His siblings try to 'teach' letter answering etiquette to the Kazekage, with some rather unfortunate side effects. [Oneshot, light GaaraLee]

Widower and Accomplice

2007-06-09T14:03:39-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Marluxia & Larxene
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,009, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

At Xemnas's command, Marluxia has control over six members. However, not all of them know each other. As the individuals gradually come together, they try to figure each other out, with varying degrees of success. [oneshot, AU]

Playing Another Side

2007-06-03T13:01:57-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Shizune & Kabuto Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,669, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-3-07
Status: Complete

All Shizune wants to know is who Kabuto really works for. When he visits her after the death of Orochimaru, it seems that now, he may not quite know, either. [Spoilers for recent chapters. ShizuneKabuto. Oneshot.]

Familial Bonding and Digital Garlic

2007-05-25T08:25:11-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Dib & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,939, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-25-07
Status: Complete

Dib wants to watch Mysterious Mysteries and to learn how to live in peace with his sister. Gaz just wants to beat this stupid boss level. Can they help each other reach their goals? Logic says no, but since when has logic stopped Dib and Gaz? [Oneshot]

Shame and Fame

2007-05-15T14:27:26-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Obito U. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,702, Reviews: 109 Published: 5-15-07
Status: Complete

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

Has A Silver Lining

2007-05-07T23:25:49-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Axel & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,287, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-7-07
Status: Complete

Not all 'human' Nobodies, even if they are strong enough, make it into the Organization. Still, they all seem to meet with misfortune. Among the luckless, here's one of the most unlucky. [Oneshot][Pre CoM]

Foreign Affairs

2007-05-02T16:08:23-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Orochimaru & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,408, Reviews: 35 Published: 5-2-07
Status: Complete

As Orochimaru points out, fraternizing with a missingnin is strictly forbidden in Konoha. Naruto could hardly care less. [OroNaru, slash, oneshot.]

Blind Spots

2007-04-12T21:31:20-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Orochimaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 605, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-12-07
Status: Complete

Suigetsu. Karin. Juugo. For a genius Uchiha, Sasuke understands almost nothing about their thoughts. Unfortunately, he understands even less about his own. [Drabblish][Spoilers for recent chapters]

Religious Artwork

2007-04-07T15:24:30-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hidan & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,985, Reviews: 102 Published: 4-7-07
Status: Complete

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Of Hospitals, Acacias, and Mums

2007-02-12T14:46:47-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kankuro & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,878, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-12-07
Status: Complete

After failing to retrieve Sasuke, Neji wakes up to find an odd guest in his hospital room, with flowers. At first he's confused, but eventually even returns the favor... [Sound 4 arc and Save Gaara arc spoilers. KankurouNeji. Oneshot.]

You Betcha

2007-02-03T22:42:24-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,202, Reviews: 223 Published: 2-3-07
Status: Complete

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Academic Curiosity

2006-11-04T21:50:02-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Vexen & Marluxia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,685, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-4-06
Status: Complete

Vexen wants to find out about Marluxia's past, but Marluxia is evading all his questions. But when Vexen finally uncovers Marluxia's past, he also finds out why Marluxia wanted Vexen with him at Castle Oblivion. Oneshot, slight MarluxiaVexen.

Lunatic

2006-10-01T12:27:32-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Marluxia & Saix
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,008, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-1-06
Status: Complete

A Nobody can't truly feel emotions without a heart, but some will do anything to find a replacement. Instead, they find each other, which might be even better. [Oneshot, MarluxiaSaix]

Hypocrite

2006-10-01T11:46:07-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,541, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-1-06 Published: 7-11-06
Status: Complete

Post Energon. An Autobot rookie isn't satisfied with the way the Autobots are being run, especially when it comes to Inferno's policies. Unfortunately, he's not smart enough to figure out what he dislikes and is just stupid enough to open his mouth.

To Hate Love

2006-08-08T18:21:53-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ryuk & Rem
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 37 Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Ryuk is annoyed over the limitations of the Death Note rules. Especially XXXVI. RyukRem, oneshot.

This Is A 'Con Job

2006-05-19T17:49:37-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,795, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-19-06 Published: 12-18-05
Status: In-Progress

A collection of loosely related postEnergon oneshots and drabbles. Mostly starring Decepticons, as well as a few Minicons, Terrorcons, and disillusioned Autobots.

Never to Move Freely

2005-03-13T06:06:28-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 9, Words: 29,227, Reviews: 80 Updated: 3-13-05 Published: 7-21-04
Status: In-Progress

[Energon] Everyone has had trouble in their past. Snowcat and Demolisher are no different. But Demolisher has worked past his demons. What will it take for Snowcat to get past his? [This fic is on hiatus and most likely dead. Don't expect updates soon.]

Sanctified By Oppression

2004-08-25T05:19:02-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,312, Reviews: 28 Updated: 8-25-04 Published: 4-10-04
Status: In-Progress

tween ArmadaEnergon When the war ended, the Bots and the Cons were supposed to merge into one faction and live in peace, but it seems the Cons got the raw end of the deal. This is what happened in the 10 missing years.

Quifosenkis

2004-05-29T18:39:31-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Supernatural
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,378, Reviews: 86 Updated: 5-29-04 Published: 10-20-03
Status: Complete

A story about a deadly disease. 'Nuff said. If you haven't been reading this, don't start now. I'm not finishing this, but keeping it posted for posterity.

Soulless

2004-05-29T05:44:33-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Beast Boy & Starfire
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,631, Reviews: 116 Updated: 5-29-04 Published: 9-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Raven's mirror and emotions are destroyed, leaving her an empty shell. Neither happy nor sad, angry nor amused, she is soulless. Only Beast Boy can bring her emotions back. Very slight BBR.

The Christmas Party

2003-12-31T22:18:28-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Zim
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,859, Reviews: 31 Updated: 12-31-03 Published: 12-23-03
Status: Complete

Zim learns the true meaning of Christmas at a school party. Unfortunately, he gets a second lesson on New Years.

Birthday of SPOOKY DOOM

2003-08-24T08:19:27-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,946, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-24-03
Status: Complete

Zim learns that on someone's birthday, everyone else has to do whatever the birthday person wants. Zim uses this knowledge, and tries to take over Earth with it.

They Said It Outright

2002-09-04T15:57:51-08:00

Author: ckret2
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 934, Reviews: 22 Updated: 9-4-02 Published: 8-20-02
Status: Complete

My first fic, which I wrote just so that I could have the honor of having something posted on this site. Is merely up here for the sake of nostalgia, it's not worth reading. Please don't. Please.