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Enjoy Being a Girl

2009-11-02T11:29:04-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: J. Crane & Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,989, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

Best friends do things together, like put on make-up, fix their hair, and go shopping. In drag. Well, Dr. Crane is in drag, albeit, not willingly. But it isn't Harley's fault; she was just being a good friend. Features a Joker cameo. One-shot.

Unfinished Business

2009-10-04T02:47:19-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Pairing: J. Crane
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,870, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-4-09
Status: Complete

Dr. Crane didn't want to poison Rachel Dawes just because she was interfering with his deals with the mob. There was another reason, one that was much more...personal. Crane/Harley. A horror/humor/tragedy/romance.

Lights Out

2009-09-23T22:04:58-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Pairing: J. Crane
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,301, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-23-09
Status: Complete

When the lights went out in Arkham Asylum, Dr. Crane received a visitor one night. And the next night, and the one after. He's used to it by now, but that doesn't mean he likes it. At least, that's what he tells himself. Possible Harley/Crane.

Fear and Malice

2009-09-14T18:15:35-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Friendship
Pairing: J. Crane
Chapters: 8, Words: 75,318, Reviews: 45 Updated: 9-14-09 Published: 6-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Three years before the Batman appeared, Dr. Crane met the newly-appointed Dr. Harleen Quinzel. It's the start of a twisted friendship, as well as glimpses of past events that shaped the darkness that lurks within them both.

Here

2008-12-29T16:11:34-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 4, Words: 20,324, Reviews: 22 Updated: 12-29-08 Published: 10-2-08
Status: In-Progress

She had been There, knew what it was like. She was an army nurse in the hospital where they brought him, bearing a pretty face, sweet words, and a syringe full of blue. The story of how Max met Lizzy. Max/OFC

Twist and Shout

2008-11-27T16:28:37-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,329, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-27-08
Status: Complete

“Yeah," Max said, "and after tickling each other ‘til we piss ourselves, we can have a topless pillow fight.” The promised tickle-fic. Max/Jude. One-shot.

In My Soup

2008-08-07T18:52:20-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,478, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

Jude reluctantly shares his box of Animal Crackers with Max. Silly, fluffy boylove ensues. Slash, one-shot.

Rain

2008-07-21T19:41:32-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,222, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-21-08
Status: Complete

Max never liked the rain. But after the war? It's almost impossible to bear. Although, it could be worse. At least he isn't alone. Max/Lizzy, OFC . One-shot.

The Word

2008-07-04T22:56:35-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,473, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-4-08
Status: Complete

Boredom is a terrible thing, especially for Max. When he suddenly finds himself with nothing to do, he begins to over think things like this so-called-not-really-relationship with Dizzy Miss Lizzy that he isn't in. VERY random one-shot.

Make It Better

2008-06-06T17:43:57-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,346, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-6-08
Status: Complete

Max is a very ill little boy. Jude does his best to make it better and, in the process, realizes just how much he cares for his best mate. Max/Jude. One-shot.

Part Time Lover

2008-05-30T11:57:11-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,233, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-30-08
Status: Complete

But she was hot and she was available and she dug him, so it was good. He didn't see any reason why he couldn't have other girls on the side and still keep her. But it wasn't love. No way was it love. Max/OFC. One-shot.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

2008-04-18T17:57:49-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,720, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-18-08
Status: Complete

Realizing that special brownies suck, no matter how special they make you feel, Max decides to fix this and attempts baking. Jude, knowing that this can't end well, decides to help, which leads to...well...The story of Max and Jude's first kiss. One-shot.

I Will

2008-02-25T14:36:42-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,184, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

With a bottle of whisky and the place to themselves, Jude and Max have everything they need for the perfect Boys' Night In. The bottle is drained, and things get interesting, but then go awry, leading Jude to contemplate this relationship. One-shot.

The Little Flow'rs

2008-01-16T07:01:13-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: James N.
Chapters: 4, Words: 23,466, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-16-08 Published: 8-5-07
Status: In-Progress

The Admiral had not been thinking as he handed over a still beating heart, mind filled with regret for the sins he had committed. Regret even for leaving that strumpet alone on Tortuga. Certain they would not meet again, he was eager to start life anew.

The Ring O'Bells

2007-01-08T19:58:52-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: James N.
Chapters: 7, Words: 29,486, Reviews: 54 Updated: 1-8-07 Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

The former Commodore had not been thinking when he sought out the services of one of Tortuga's many jezebels, the rum having diluted his mind as well as loosened his tongue. An unconventional Whorrington.

A Footstool

2006-07-22T21:45:52-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,652, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-22-06 Published: 1-22-06
Status: In-Progress

The tale of the ghost's lady and how she was thrown into a thrilling world of horror and sorrow where love is ever present but never returned. Entirely Leroux based with one sided EC, EOC, RC, and even OCOC.

L'Irken de l'Opéra

2006-01-16T13:10:44-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Zim
Chapters: 6, Words: 32,729, Reviews: 48 Updated: 1-16-06 Published: 7-7-05
Status: In-Progress

ON HIATUS: A parody based on The Phantom of the Opera 2004 cuz it's funnier that way. With Dib as Raoul, Gaz as Mmme. Giry, the Tallests as the managers. And who shall play Christine? Moreso, who shall play the Phantom? Includes new, totally cheesy songs!

Sleeping with a Ghost

2005-08-02T20:37:39-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 553, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-2-05
Status: Complete

A young woman finally fulfills the Phantom's deepest desire, and in turn finally lives every phan's greatest fantasy. Dreams become reality when Brielle becomes tangled in the winding sheets with the infamous Opera Ghost. Oneshot.

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

2005-07-25T21:39:37-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 52, Words: 214,370, Reviews: 272 Updated: 7-25-05 Published: 7-2-04
Status: Complete

Sequel to Home. Sands is still an agent, but the CIA isn't keen to keep him around. They test him, stationoimg him in France where he must keep a woman away from both the harm of the Mafia and his past. However, she dosn't make it easy for him.

Marketing Strategies of Present Day America

2005-06-12T04:06:51-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,300, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-12-05
Status: Complete

Taken from his own twisted POV, while grocery shopping, Agent Sands makes an interesting discovery about a certain beloved childhood icon: Shrek. That's right. SHREK. Oneshot.

The Autobiography of a Troubled Soul

2004-12-06T19:50:52-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 15,696, Reviews: 42 Updated: 12-6-04 Published: 11-7-04
Status: Complete

In eleventh grade, Jeffery Sands was forced to write an autobiography for English class. Contains foul language, cutting classes, insulting teachers, spice conspiracies, infatuations with principals, and tall, sexy redheads. PreMexico fun for anybody who

The Long Way Home

2004-06-28T18:55:38-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 25, Words: 74,236, Reviews: 89 Updated: 6-28-04 Published: 2-22-04
Status: Complete

Whoever said that Sands was stationed in Mexico alone? No romance involved. Try family. Back in the USA, our favorite gov't official undergoes experimental surgery while coping with his sibling's own problems. Clearly, life has never been more unbalanced.

El Día de los Muertos

2004-03-06T19:47:05-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 6, Words: 13,144, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-6-04 Published: 1-26-04
Status: Complete

Dressed to the nines or in cheap Halloween costumes, anyway, the gang, and an unwilling Zim, holds a seance and winds up conjuring several rather maniacal spirits.

Open Up Your Mind

2003-12-28T21:36:45-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Zim
Chapters: 6, Words: 25,414, Reviews: 28 Updated: 12-28-03 Published: 10-12-03
Status: Complete

cowrite with the Gilatas Monster Zim took The Phantom a little too seriously when he decided to take 5 demons out of another universe to help him rule the earth. Instead he wound up with 5 of his ally's wonderful brainchildren. One word: Madness.

The Salem Witch Project

2003-08-11T20:31:30-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Zim & Gir
Chapters: 3, Words: 18,186, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-11-03 Published: 7-12-03
Status: Complete

Zim, Gir, and Company all embark on a trip to the most amazing place on Earth: Salem, MA, home of the famous Witch Trials. Lots of spookyyeteducational fun and a guest appearence by Invader Nicole.

Damn Yankees

2003-08-03T15:46:01-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,406, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-3-03
Status: In-Progress

ON HIATUS:: What happens when the authors of get invited to the annual Harry Potter Convention? And, get this, it's in England! If you wanna be in this, please tell me in a review.

That was Then

2003-06-21T15:54:37-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,724, Reviews: 13 Updated: 6-21-03 Published: 6-17-03
Status: Complete

Often wondered how this author's entire series came to be? It's all explained in this story when the tales of how Zim came to form his alliance with a human, Dib and said ally became friends, and how Gir and a paperback book became the best of friends. W

On the Day Before Easter

2003-04-20T16:46:52-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zim & Gir
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,782, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-20-03
Status: In-Progress

Yet another story roughly based on an actual event. While the rest of the gang is busy, a horrible meatchild breaks something very important to Zim's only ally: her hairbrush. Dismay! But they end up venturing to the local mini mall in order to replace it

Behind the Magic: The Harry Potter Story

2003-04-03T15:13:19-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ron W. & Draco M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,812, Reviews: 21 Updated: 4-3-03 Published: 9-29-02
Status: In-Progress

My 'coworkers' and I have captured the elusive Harry Potter and force him to answer questions for a documentary about his life before he went to Hogwarts. But all of the stuff we ask him about it made up and he protests. Draco's life is up! I'm updating!

NanoSid

2003-04-01T10:38:11-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zim & Gir
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,562, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-1-03
Status: Complete

Filthy skool children and their disgusting diseases. Miserable little dirtychildren who spread their illnesses on to ZIM! Well, Zim doesn't want to be sick, as that means his secret mission of DOOM is on hiatus. So what does he do? He cons his bestest fr

The Kids at Skool vs Da Obe

2003-03-29T15:17:31-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,606, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-29-03 Published: 2-15-03
Status: Complete

My little sister's very first IZ fic. The kids at skool get a new teacher and she's even worse than Miss Bitters! It's up to Tyia, Dib, and Company to restore the learning system and save the day! MiketheAwesome guest stars as the cast does karaoke!

The Irked Opera

2003-01-27T18:12:54-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 5, Words: 16,044, Reviews: 29 Updated: 1-27-03 Published: 1-5-03
Status: Complete

If you are searching for a good PotOmeetsIZ fic, then this is NOT the one for you. It's terrible and I only keep it up to remind me not to ever let my writing venture down this dark path ever again. I'm much prouder of the rewrite, though: L'Irken de L'Op

Where are the Fries?

2002-12-27T11:29:01-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Dib & Ms. Bitters
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,172, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-27-02
Status: Complete

Because he's so smart, Dib gets to pick between moving into advanced algebra...or French. Already skilled in math, he choses French and meets Zim's ally in the process. Rated for the French teacher's antics.

Invader Zim's 6 Crazy Nights

2002-12-25T08:42:31-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Zim & Gir
Chapters: 6, Words: 18,214, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-25-02 Published: 12-20-02
Status: Complete

Zim experiences the six nights before Christmas. Shopping, corny Christmas pageants complete with lousy acting, chopping down trees, decorating, snow, and singing. Yes, singing. Not really based on the Adam Sandler movie, sorry.

Mart of Darkness

2002-11-24T11:09:01-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zim & Gir
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,444, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-24-02
Status: Complete

For those of you who read 'Slumber Monsters' here's part II: Zim, Gir and Company all venture to the local Sam's Club in search of vital nourishment aka, gummie bears. Highly suggested if you hate all warehouse stores in general.

Slumber Monsters

2002-11-17T19:14:25-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zim & Gir
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,237, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-17-02
Status: Complete

cowrite with the Gilatas Monster Since his base has once again fallen into disrepair, Zim is forced to spend the night with his filthy human ally. Little does he know that she's having a sleepover. Rated for explosions, excessive squeeing, and truth or d

Hi Skool Progectof DOOM!

2002-11-04T16:45:06-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,414, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-4-02
Status: Complete

What happens when the teacher assigns the children to make an informative video? Well, lots of intersting things when Dib and Zim are involved. Watch as they try and throw away tons of ideas.

CheerDoomers

2002-11-03T15:46:43-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,506, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-3-02
Status: Complete

When a poster for cheerleading tryouts catches the eye or a certain Irken Invader, what could possibly happen? Why, he thinks up an evil plan, of course! And decides to attend the tryouts, convinced that it will aid in his mission.

The Actual Nightmare, Here

2002-10-20T10:22:42-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,759, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-20-02 Published: 9-24-02
Status: Complete

Have you ever wondered how Zim knew about Operation Impending Doom II? As it turns out, the high advisor to the Tallests told him all about it. But when the tall wonders catch word of this, the only suitable punishment is to send the advisor far, far awa

Fool on the Roof

2002-10-07T15:31:38-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zim
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,456, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-7-02 Published: 10-6-02
Status: Complete

Based on a rather amusing true incident. Someone gets stuck on the roof while Zim and Company are oblivious to the whole thing. Chaos? Oh, yes.

When Homecoming Parades Turn Hellish

2002-10-05T11:05:19-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Zim & Gir
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,401, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-5-02
Status: Complete

When in desperate need of sustenance, Zim heads to the local supermarket. Unfortunately, he makes his trip on the most dangerous night known to man: Homecoming Night. Caught in the horrific parade, Zim must turn to a human girl for help. No romance.

Getting to Know You

2002-09-21T11:54:32-08:00

Author: E. S. Young
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 933, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-21-02
Status: Complete

Just a oneshot in which several characters appearences, personalities, and, ahem, mental disorders.