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Hogwarts Sing-A-Long

2001-06-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,290, Reviews: 110 Updated: 6-27-01 Published: 5-19-01
Status: In-Progress

Hogwarts sing-a-long, join the fun... It's finally finished! A chaptered story that's actually finished...read it now, you know you want to! Oh. Really? Not even a tiny bit? Well, fine, just be that way!

Curses, My Nose Fell Off!

2001-03-10T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,175, Reviews: 88 Updated: 3-10-01 Published: 3-5-01
Status: In-Progress

How Eloise Midgen cursed her nose off. Note my creative names for the chapters ^_^.

Quicksand

2001-03-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 424, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-9-01
Status: In-Progress

Short, fluffy little R/H fic. I can't believe I wrote this. *cringes*

Mad Libs, Harry Potter Style

2001-02-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 78 Published: 2-20-01
Status: In-Progress

You get to fill in the blanks for both a positive review and a flame. In case you don't know what mad libs are, I included directions. Have fun!

Who's The Perfect One For You?

2001-01-31T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,298, Reviews: 106 Published: 1-31-01
Status: In-Progress

Harry & friends take a survey to find the perfect guy/girl for them. It's based on a true story ,too... *shudder*

The Unicorn's Horn

2001-01-29T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,012, Reviews: 77 Updated: 1-29-01 Published: 1-17-01
Status: In-Progress

My version of the fifth book, where 7 American students visit Hogwarts for half the year and 7 Hogwarts students go to America for the second half. I know the American wizarding school thing is WAY overdone, but I've tried to be creative, so please review

Neville Has A Hairy Tongue

2001-01-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,384, Reviews: 36 Published: 1-26-01
Status: In-Progress

A respone to METMA Mandy's challenge. Er... rather strange. (Duh) Please read! Although you will probably be traumatized... ^_^

The Confessions Booth

2000-12-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,509, Reviews: 369 Published: 12-19-00
Status: In-Progress

"Bless me, Snape, for I have sinned..."

The Day the Characters Took Over the World

2000-12-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,073, Reviews: 54 Published: 12-16-00
Status: In-Progress

When angry characters take over the world, what are the fic authors going to do?! Well, first off, they're going to bash me over the head for writing such a dumb summary...

It's A Wonderful Life Except In Potions

2000-12-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,013, Reviews: 38 Published: 12-16-00
Status: In-Progress

My first non-sugar-high fic! Yay! Instead of being insane it's just cheesy...joy.

Harry Potter And The Standardized Test

2000-12-04T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 133 Published: 12-4-00
Status: In-Progress

Um... look at the title. Also includes the origin of the MCAS (I'll give you a hint: Voldemort).

Love Potions And Eggnog Cookies Don't Mix

2000-11-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,632, Reviews: 66 Published: 11-27-00
Status: In-Progress

Um... heh heh... sort of D/H emphasis on the words 'sort of'... oh, just read it! Really strange. Kinda scary.

The Wonderful World Of I Forget The Name

2000-11-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,438, Reviews: 65 Published: 11-24-00
Status: Complete

Complete random nonsense. Only to be read if you are on a sugar high. :-)

The Evil Pumpkin Juice

2000-11-22T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 543, Reviews: 47 Published: 11-22-00
Status: In-Progress

No particular plot except the one Hermione bought, but everyone ignored that... um, nevermind... a cliche with no self insertion except one little sentence that doesn't really count...

Song Of the Snorting Hat

2000-11-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 188 Published: 11-20-00
Status: In-Progress

This the the Sorting Hat. This is the Sorting Hat on drugs.

Mary Sue Returns

2000-11-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 62 Published: 11-20-00
Status: In-Progress

And our beloved *cough* heroine (not the drug) returns! NOT a chapter, just a sort of sequel. Yah. Sure. ^_^

Mary Sue Comes To Hogwarts

2000-11-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Topaz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 997, Reviews: 116 Published: 11-19-00
Status: In-Progress

Well, it's been done a lot by now, but who cares. I present to you...the dreaded...Mary Sue!