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Negative One

2009-11-08T09:26:47-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Minato N. & Mikoto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,681, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-8-09
Status: Complete

Naruto’s deranged obsession with Uchiha Sasuke started at the age of negative one. Minato/Mikoto, hints of others.

Neji's Prom

2009-11-08T08:21:45-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Neji H. & Tenten
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,807, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-8-09 Published: 10-29-09
Status: Complete

Neji ended up vomiting orange nastiness all over Naruto’s nice blue tux. NejiTenten, SasuSaku, NaruHina. Torture-Neji fic.

The Reluctant Host

2009-11-08T08:09:13-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,734, Reviews: 42 Updated: 11-8-09 Published: 10-26-09
Status: In-Progress

He was a coward, and didn't want to face The Bulge. He would have much preferred to curl up in a hole and die. Torture-Sasuke story. NaruSasu/Mpreg.

A Light in Darkness

2009-11-07T01:48:40-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 26, Words: 63,274, Reviews: 319 Updated: 11-7-09 Published: 10-3-09
Status: In-Progress

In the bureau Sasuke found a few more big tan jackets - which made him twitch - multiple orange panties - which made him twitch even more for some reason - and a few other...girl...things. SasuHina.

Boys and Girls

2009-11-06T02:21:09-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,803, Reviews: 60 Updated: 11-6-09 Published: 10-23-09
Status: In-Progress

The Konoha twelve and sand siblings are locked in a house for 30 days with several embarrassing tasks to complete. SasuSaku, NaruHina, and...lots more. Crack fic.

CPR

2009-10-29T04:27:04-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,565, Reviews: 22 Published: 10-29-09
Status: Complete

He eyed her heaving chest, dripping lashes, and pink cheeks, feeling relatively surprised that the girl looked so much better when she was all wet. SasuHina.

This Fall

2009-10-28T08:02:03-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-28-09
Status: Complete

He’d let her bother him, just that once. ShikaHina.

Feminine Problems

2009-10-28T07:00:26-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,810, Reviews: 40 Updated: 10-28-09 Published: 10-18-09
Status: In-Progress

At the age of fourteen, Sasuke goes through puberty, and consequently discovers that he's a girl. NejiFemSasu, NaruFemSasu. Sexual harassment, racy idioms, and general insensitivity. Torture-Sasuke fic. Er...boys will be boys?

The Letter

2009-10-25T12:43:35-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Neji H. & Hizashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 289, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-25-09
Status: Complete

A re-write of Hizashi's letter to Neji. Crack.

Amnesia

2009-10-25T11:24:49-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,513, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-25-09
Status: Complete

The Hyuuga’s eyes snapped open. Twenty-five? How could she be twenty-five? She was twelve. And married, he said? MARRIED? To who? Gaara/Hinata.

Naruto Learns to Drive

2009-10-24T09:02:57-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-24-09
Status: Complete

Oh the horror!

The Dream Machine

2009-10-23T07:43:46-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,336, Reviews: 76 Updated: 10-23-09 Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!

Boxers or Briefs

2009-10-19T07:20:31-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,738, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-19-09
Status: Complete

Sakura and Ino must find out whether Sasuke wears boxers or briefs! When they decide to spy on him, they soon realize that...HE'S COMPLETELY MENTAL! Oh dear.

Bathhouse

2009-10-16T07:41:56-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,142, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-16-09
Status: Complete

Sasuke. Hinata. Bathhouse. Sexual harassment of all shapes and sizes. And possibly...a castration? Oh dear.

His New Friend

2009-10-14T15:05:30-08:00

Author: Bullwinkle's Lady
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,343, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-14-09
Status: Complete

On Monday they were talking, Tuesday they smiled at each other, and on Wednesday Neji tried to-! Well, they were just really good friends. NejiSasu.