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Ohana!

2006-07-02T14:01:02-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Xigbar & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,693, Reviews: 17 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

The flawed product of a deranged mind wreaks havoc on Ansem the Wise's labs. Also, Stitch chews on Riku.

Initiation

2006-07-02T13:57:42-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 390, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Teasing Demyx is a timehonored Organization pasttime. Slash hints, AxelRoxas.

Winnie the Pooh and Riku, Too

2006-07-02T13:55:25-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,102, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

In which Riku is sent to the 100Acre Wood for a reconnaissance mission and gets a bit sidetracked. Set during KHI.

If At First You Don't Succeed

2006-07-02T13:53:36-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ansem & Xehanort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,254, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

In which Ansem the Wise proves to be otherwise. AnsemXehanort. PreKH, SPOILERS, and slash.

Bonkies

2006-07-02T13:51:41-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Riku & DiZ
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,427, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Explaining just what happened between Riku and Roxas' fight and Roxas' transport to Twilight Town. SPOILERS FOR KHII and slashy hints.

Temporary Help

2006-07-02T13:48:38-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: X/1999
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Fuuma M. & Subaru S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,604, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Good help is so hard to find these days. Fuuma bravely searches for a new secretary and gets some interesting applicants. Multiple crossovers.

My Funny Valentine

2006-07-02T13:44:45-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: X/1999
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Subaru S. & Seishirou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,231, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Subaru gets a rather memorable posthumous Valentine's Day present. Postseries. S&S.

A Very Tsubasa Halloween

2006-07-02T13:39:32-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,647, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

The gang is sent to a haunted house to search for a feather. Jinkies!

Kings of the Mountain

2006-07-02T13:35:59-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kuwabara J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,405, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Yanagi has planned a mountain training camp, and Jackal is not too keen on the training activities. Rikkai antics.

Once Upon a Time in Rikkaidai

2005-06-11T12:53:42-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Yukimura S. & Sanada G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,248, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

Three Sanadas show up at Rikkai one day, with one Yukimura to share. An epic battle of wits commences.

Two Officers and a Gentleman

2005-06-11T12:46:53-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Niou M. & Yagyuu H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 801, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

Sometimes, Niou's pranks can go a bit too far.

REVOLUCIÓN!

2005-06-11T12:44:04-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ibu S. & Kamio A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 413, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

Shinji faces DDR. ...sort of.

The Case of the Conniving CatBurglar

2005-06-11T12:41:19-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,373, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-11-05
Status: In-Progress

OR, My Fork Lady The Sanada Detective Agency is on the case of a mysterious catburglar. Marui is the slightly reluctant bait. The third installment of the Rikkai Detective Saga.

The Mitten That Wasn't There

2005-06-11T12:00:00-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,148, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

Hikaru has lost her mitten, and the knight trio embarks on an epic journey to find it. Oneshot.

The Case of the Pilfered Professor

2004-04-12T08:38:12-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,233, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-12-04
Status: In-Progress

(OR: Dude, Where's My Data Man?) Yanagi is kidnapped by a mysterious man. Can the Sanada Detective Agency find him before it's too late? The second piece of the epic Rikkai Detective Saga.

The Case of the Missing Panties

2004-03-06T12:47:01-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,005, Reviews: 21 Published: 3-6-04
Status: In-Progress

(OR, How Sanada Got His Groove Back) Yukimura's panties have gone missing, and it's up to Sanada to find them.

The Uke Support Group

2003-07-28T19:08:44-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,861, Reviews: 67 Published: 7-28-03
Status: In-Progress

(OR, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) Shishido reluctantly joins an Uke Support Group. Hilarity ensues.

Ryoma and Momo's Big Big Closet Adventure

2003-03-30T17:27:58-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Momoshiro T. & E. Ryoma
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,739, Reviews: 126 Published: 3-30-03
Status: Complete

After a prank goes awry, Momoshiro and Ryoma find themselves locked inside a broom closet. MomoxRyo.

The Great Mysteries of Rayearth

2003-02-20T13:15:42-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,476, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-20-03 Published: 2-1-03
Status: In-Progress

The eternal--why we're here, why the toast always lands butter side down--will not be answered here. However, we did find out what underwear the characters are wearing. Slight spoilers.

The Quest for the Missing Karu

2003-01-13T12:50:25-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,804, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-13-03
Status: Complete

Hikaru's been kidnapped by Debonair. Can the Knights, the Invaders, and Lantis save her before she succumbs to the forces of evil? Slight anime spoilers.

Unrequited Love's A Bore

2003-01-12T15:50:41-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,448, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-12-03 Published: 12-30-02
Status: In-Progress

Nova's bored, and has gotten hold of a love potion. One can guess the results.

Nova's How to Be a Better Person

2002-11-17T14:20:27-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-17-02
Status: Complete

Nova has decided to become a better person. ...Does this mean that the show's over? Yaoi hints.

Hikaru's Newlyweds Game

2002-10-05T16:29:16-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,781, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-5-02
Status: Complete

Hikaru is hosting the Newlyweds Game. Take cover. Manga spoilers and yaoi.

KaruKaru Rock!

2002-08-29T07:33:33-08:00

Author: Le Penguin
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,493, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-29-02
Status: Complete

Hikaru has to create a dance for her school project. Of course it goes wrong, silly. Manga spoilers, yaoi.