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The Highlander

2009-10-05T21:56:43-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,080, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Daria, having stayed in Highland instead of going to Lawndale, is evicted from home and forced to take up new lodgings with two old friends...

Spies Never Die: Hearts of Glass

2009-09-17T18:23:24-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,048, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-17-09 Published: 9-15-09
Status: In-Progress

James and the Krew investigate a global conspiracy behind all terrorism and violence, and the key may lie in industrialist Wise Glass.

Spies Never Die: Bond vs Blonde

2009-09-12T05:21:04-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 17,234, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-12-09 Published: 8-25-09
Status: Complete

In the first new chapter of a comedic espionage series, James Bond is tasked with preventing his successor from destroying MI-6 -- the man is just too good at what he does. How will Bond fight a man better than him in every way? Finished!

The Heir of Slytherin

2009-08-22T06:16:21-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Tom R. Jr. & Myrtle
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,464, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-22-09 Published: 6-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Tom Riddle's life is rendered complicated by the fact that Myrtle did not die. His discovery of why she did not die renders his life incredibly complicated.

Downbelow

2009-08-20T02:04:41-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Pairing: Daria M. & Jane L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,463, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-20-09
Status: In-Progress

Jane has been missing for months, driving Daria to distraction -- but when a clue points Daria down below, she mounts an expedition to find her friend. Inspired by an idea from TAG .

Omega Omega

2009-08-12T00:01:21-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Fantasy
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,568, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-12-09 Published: 3-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Daria discovers something rather unusual behind the door in the attic...Sequel to/inspired by fics by The Angst Guy.

The Glittery Chick

2009-07-29T00:06:03-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Daria M. & Jane L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,220, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-29-09
Status: In-Progress

Daria and Jane embark on a business venture of questionable legality.

DAYLIGHT: Hell Freezes Over

2009-06-02T00:30:06-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-2-09
Status: Complete

Fire gives way to ice. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.

And Then Daria And Jane Kissed

2009-05-30T15:18:28-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,072, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-30-09
Status: In-Progress

A series of one-shots depicting Daria and Jane pairing up during each aired episode of Daria.

My Fair Zombie

2009-05-26T19:37:02-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

In this one-shot, the cast of Daria re-enact My Fair Lady with zombies added to the mix . Also, I've never actually seen My Fair Lady, so don't expect much .

Truth or Dare

2009-05-26T14:01:05-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 665, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-26-09
Status: In-Progress

Daria recalls the time she didn't play truth or dare at the Camp Grizzly reunion.

Camp Pu

2009-05-25T01:02:58-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,028, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-25-09 Published: 11-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Daria's stay at Camp Grizzly is disrupted by external forces.

Loose Fit

2009-05-22T03:56:40-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-22-09
Status: In-Progress

Daria has a wardrobe malfunction at the most inopportune time.

Mr T Meets Daria

2009-05-21T09:51:16-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-21-09
Status: Complete

Daria meets Mr. T!

Reunion

2009-05-13T03:08:19-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 752, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-13-09
Status: In-Progress

Two long-parted friends share a cup of tea, and one or two other tidbits of interest.

A Fistful of Metroids

2009-05-11T12:28:09-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Metroid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Western/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 919, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-11-09
Status: In-Progress

Samus is a bounty hunter, Ridley is a dragon...in the old west.

The Quiet Ones

2009-05-10T21:36:54-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,904, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-10-09 Published: 7-11-08
Status: Complete

An alternate ending to Speedtrapped shows the darker, manipulative side of Daria.

1800DARIA

2009-03-03T14:29:55-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,079, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-3-09
Status: In-Progress

Daria receives an unexpected call from her father. Hilarity ensues.

Liquid Diet

2009-02-25T21:32:45-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,299, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-25-09 Published: 9-21-08
Status: In-Progress

Sandi gets a lifestyle change. How will everybody's favorite fashionista survive without mirrors?

The Young Switcheroo

2008-12-26T23:57:37-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 9, Words: 5,818, Reviews: 20 Updated: 12-26-08 Published: 7-16-08
Status: In-Progress

We've replaced Helen Morgendorffer's first daughter with Jane Lane. Let's see if she can tell the difference.

Snow Problem

2008-12-11T11:50:03-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,108, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-11-08
Status: Complete

Daria and Jane get a visit from an old friend. Sequel to Night of the Living Furniture, lots of violence.

A Little Problem

2008-11-03T00:06:58-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,121, Reviews: 30 Updated: 11-3-08 Published: 5-26-08
Status: Complete

Daria wakes up and discovers she has a little problem.

DAYLIGHT: Trek

2008-10-12T23:26:19-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,434, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Daria and her pet Maori god are suddenly thrust into the collapse of mankind back into the stone age. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.

Schismatic

2008-10-12T12:42:47-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Horror
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,427, Reviews: 22 Updated: 10-12-08 Published: 8-26-08
Status: Complete

In which Daria loses many things.

Two Girls, One Financial Institution

2008-09-10T23:04:49-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 614, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-10-08
Status: In-Progress

Daria and Jodie face off in a battle of bank managers for fiscal dominance in Lawndale.

iDolatry

2008-08-25T23:31:08-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: iCarly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,066, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Spencer's newest sculpture is show on iCarly, and it draws some unusual attention.

Mr Monk's Excrement Adventure

2008-08-24T02:49:21-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Monk
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 535, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-24-08
Status: In-Progress

The highly anticipated sequel to the smash-hit Mr. Monk's Excellent Adventure! After Dale 'The Sentient Nuclear Device' Biederbeck takes control of San Francisco and Monk's life, Monk must find a way to save his friends and stop Dale's plans forever.

Mart of the Dead

2008-08-23T21:55:05-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,669, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-23-08 Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

The surplus store where Andrea works becomes the last bastion of humanity in Lawndale.

Duck and Cover

2008-07-30T03:34:39-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,580, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-30-08 Published: 7-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Daria and Jane become trapped in a relic of the Cold War.

Manse Griffin

2008-07-29T03:51:28-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 616, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-29-08
Status: In-Progress

A death in the family leaves Sandi in possession of an aging mansion in Louisiana.

Box to the Future

2008-07-10T00:27:23-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 11, Words: 6,344, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-10-08 Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

Daria decides -- mostly by accident -- to get a first-hand account of what her parents were arguing about in her youth.

Survivor Diet

2008-07-08T00:44:10-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 705, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-8-08
Status: In-Progress

After a freak snowstorm wipes out most of her class, Quinn struggles to continue living.

The Lawndale Manifesto

2008-06-24T04:59:23-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 400, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-24-08
Status: In-Progress

A different Daria meets a different Lane.

Daria vs Abraham Lincoln

2008-06-16T23:40:55-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,165, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-16-08 Published: 6-4-08
Status: In-Progress

In a story that has absolutely nothing to do with the title, Daria attends Brittany's party alone and in doing so changes the course of human history forever. Well, the course of her own life, anyway .

Mr Monk's Excellent Adventure

2008-06-14T18:37:31-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Monk
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 13, Words: 8,900, Reviews: 18 Updated: 6-14-08 Published: 11-24-07
Status: Complete

Changes in the lives of Monk and Natalie lead them to embark on a truly excellent adventure. Dedicated to my friend Froglars.

Catharsis

2008-06-07T19:44:38-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-7-08
Status: Complete

A JuhanixRevan ficlet.

Someone Set Up Us The Bomb

2008-05-24T13:21:27-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Suspense
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,023, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-24-08 Published: 5-13-08
Status: Complete

In a world where Daria never left Highland, she prepares to remind the world why it's not a good idea to scorn women.

Daria's Box

2008-05-18T23:17:05-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 384, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

A ficlet focusing on Daria, Tom, and double entendres.

Horse Sense

2008-04-02T13:09:03-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 932, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

Daria is upset about conditions at Camp Grizzly. A most improbable source offers help.

Fashion Zombies

2008-03-28T03:54:32-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,104, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-28-08
Status: In-Progress

The former Fashion Club take the daring stance of being unfashionable when the latest trend hits Lawndale. Warning: Violence.

Extracirricular Activities

2008-03-08T05:45:21-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,936, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-8-08 Published: 2-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Daria is pursuing some rather unorthodox extracirricular activities in Mr. DeMartino's history class. Now with less smut!

Night of the Living Furniture

2008-03-02T14:36:05-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,227, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-2-08
Status: Complete

Tom acquires a new hobby, to Daria and Jane's chagrin. Inspired by a scene from Sappy Anniversary. Warning: Violence.

Her Web of Sin

2008-02-11T20:06:32-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 927, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-11-08
Status: Complete

Trent discovers a woman from his past waiting for him in his kitchen.

But Is He a Fruit or a Vegetable?

2007-11-30T06:42:31-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 275, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

Daria meets Jane's new boyfriend, Tom.

Mental in the Morning

2007-10-03T20:37:11-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

Ficlet Daria takes drastic measures.

The Tracy Problem

2007-09-21T10:47:45-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,823, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-21-07 Published: 9-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Tracy is filth. He's subhumanoid. And finally, in this fic, Tracy will be destroyed in every way a man can be destroyed. Also, the standard AshMisty JesseJames OakDelia rates apply. Cowritten with my good friend Doust19.

Stinks Like Teen Spirit

2007-06-30T22:35:01-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,990, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

Daria neglects her personal hygiene due to a bet with Jane. Hilarity ensues. Rated M for some particularly disgusting nonsexual scenes.

Separation

2004-11-28T22:39:27-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Metroid
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,450, Reviews: 41 Published: 11-28-04
Status: Complete

Ridley discovers that the road to revealing to Samus that he loves her is long and hard for the both of them. Violence, rape

Telling Himself

2004-11-16T18:57:08-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Metroid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 953, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-16-04
Status: In-Progress

Ridley takes care of a comatose Samus...so he can kill her? Implied pairing of Samus and Ridley.

Vows

2004-07-02T15:34:32-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 740, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-2-04
Status: Complete

After a long war, Ganondorf proposes its end to Zelda literally. RRated Version

The Redemption of Trent Easton II Remastered

2004-02-01T12:14:59-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Perfect Dark
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,516, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-1-04 Published: 9-28-02
Status: In-Progress

Trent Easton is now partnered with Joanna Dark in the Carrington Institute. However, they both stumble unto a plot more insiduous than the conspiracy to activate the Cetan megaweapon.

Forget Me Not

2003-09-17T18:05:50-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Metroid
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,692, Reviews: 28 Published: 9-17-03
Status: Complete

Ridley finally captures Samus -- who has suffered complete memory loss.

Love is Pain

2003-01-06T17:36:46-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-6-03
Status: Complete

An extremely twisted ficlet. Reader caution: Violent content ahead.

The Redemption of Trent Easton: Remastered Edition

2002-09-09T19:19:15-08:00

Author: Smileyfax
Category: Perfect Dark
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,399, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-9-02 Published: 8-29-02
Status: Complete

Trent Easton meets a Scandinavian who promises power, technology, and glory. Alternate take on PD. Newly rewritten version.