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Phoenix Tears

2009-11-15T22:59:11-08:00

Author: slytherin-nette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 36,132, Reviews: 111 Updated: 11-15-09 Published: 8-27-09
Status: In-Progress

To Draco Malfoy, his given orders were simple. Turn Harry Potter into a woman. Get her pregnant. Resurrect Lord Voldemort’s soul into the baby’s body. The plan was flawless. He just never planned on falling in love. DM/femHP. Post-DH Hogwarts.

The Vicious Cycle

2009-11-13T04:39:15-08:00

Author: slytherin-nette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,224, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

Set in the TPG/TPW Universe. Oneshot. Little Hailene Potter Malfoy is very curious about something and decides to ask some of the Malfoy males in the Manor a very interesting question. Hence, the vicious cycle.

The Perfect Wife

2009-11-05T02:51:04-08:00

Author: slytherin-nette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 22, Words: 284,863, Reviews: 815 Updated: 11-5-09 Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. Hilarity ensues! DM/femHP. COMPLETED!

The Perfect Girl

2009-06-09T07:49:34-08:00

Author: slytherin-nette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 35, Words: 433,894, Reviews: 1681 Updated: 6-9-09 Published: 1-3-04
Status: Complete

Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!

You're On Candid Camera!

2003-01-28T04:37:39-08:00

Author: slytherin-nette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,622, Reviews: 66 Updated: 1-28-03 Published: 1-3-03
Status: In-Progress

There are a lot of mishaps happening around Hogwarts... And Colin Creevey is just the person to capture them all! Gasp! What does this all lead to? Craziness! Disaster and Utter Humiliation! Mwahaha! Co_written by myself and Emerald_Ice. Chapter 4 is up!