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Begging Forgiveness

2005-03-28T15:09:04-08:00

Author: ElfnDwarf
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 493, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Salazar Slytherin reflects on the choices he made in the past and how they affected the future.

The Lórien Witch Project or Frodo Freaks Out

2005-01-20T14:28:14-08:00

Author: ElfnDwarf
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,861, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-20-05
Status: In-Progress

The Blair Witch Project: Lord of the Rings style.

How The Maul Got His Stripes

2004-07-12T14:02:07-08:00

Author: ElfnDwarf
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,232, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-12-04
Status: In-Progress

How Darth Maul got his famous red and black tattoos.

This Is All Your Fault

2004-06-01T18:54:05-08:00

Author: ElfnDwarf
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,343, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-1-04
Status: Complete

Legolas finally got laid and now Vordolwen is expecting. Will he survive the horror of the perfect Elven maid with not-so-perfect hormones? Complete

The Dementor’s Kiss

2004-06-01T18:37:30-08:00

Author: ElfnDwarf
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 970, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-1-04
Status: In-Progress

The consequences of choice seen through a student of Hogwart’s eyes.

You're Going to Put That Where?

2004-06-01T18:26:09-08:00

Author: ElfnDwarf
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 980, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-1-04 Published: 9-13-02
Status: Complete

Chapter One: Legolas' wedding night takes an unexpected turn. Warning: Shameless Mary Sue. Complete

Elrond’s Reasons Choosing FellowshipNot List

2003-12-13T07:54:25-08:00

Author: ElfnDwarf
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elrond
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,282, Reviews: 28 Updated: 12-13-03 Published: 11-5-03
Status: In-Progress

The real reasons Elrond chose the members of the Fellowship. This is a story and not a list. It contains Foul Language, Implied Drug Use and Adult Situations.

The Bleeping Of Haldir

2002-09-14T20:20:59-08:00

Author: ElfnDwarf
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,646, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-14-02
Status: In-Progress

In accordance with ff.net policies this fic has been edited for content and formatted to fit your screen. Warning: Bleep It has Haldir, Celeborn, and Galadriel in it.