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Craig and the Ghost

2006-05-11T06:11:10-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Degrassi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Parody
Pairing: Craig M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-11-06
Status: Complete

Craig meets a ghost. Chaos ensues.

Love Lost

2005-11-18T15:01:22-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Degrassi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 711, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-18-05
Status: In-Progress

Ashley returns from Europe when she hears that Craig is in trouble.

Fishing

2005-10-06T05:55:36-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Degrassi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-6-05
Status: In-Progress

Craig goes fishing.

The Lost Child

2005-08-11T09:27:40-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Butler & Mulch D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,311, Reviews: 26 Published: 8-11-05
Status: In-Progress

An abandoned child is discovered behind Spud's Spud Emporium by Holly and Mulch. It is quickly deduced by Foaly that the infant is half human. But who are its parents? Warning: Brief sex scene.

Forbidden Love

2005-01-19T14:44:15-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,287, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-19-05
Status: In-Progress

Artemis finds a young girl at his door named Jewel. The two fall in love. But when Jewel's past comes into play will the duo be struck by tragedy?

Artemis Fowl and the Hogwarts Incident

2004-11-01T17:25:40-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,264, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Artemis Fowl goes to Hogwarts, as only the Walrus could tell it.

The Parrot

2003-08-05T15:49:49-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Degrassi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Light hearted fluff. Mrs. Kwan gets a parrot for the class.

The Quest of the Walrus

2003-06-17T16:17:39-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 21,722, Reviews: 64 Updated: 6-17-03 Published: 1-21-03
Status: In-Progress

What was it like to live in the Chocolate Factory when Wonka lost his grip on sanity? What was it like to see your only living family in the grip of a sadistic maniac? Find out as we take a break from the action and delve deep into the past with 'Charlie'

Jesus is Watching You

2003-05-30T12:16:01-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Degrassi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-30-03
Status: In-Progress

After his stepfather loses his job, Craig resorts to robbery to help pay for expenses and privileges. Will his guilty conscience get in the way?

The Downfall of Bilbo Baggins

2003-03-27T19:33:15-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Bilbo B. & Gollum
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,236, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-27-03
Status: In-Progress

What if Sauron never resurfaced, and the ring didn’t have to be destroyed? What if Bilbo kept it, and began a descent similar to that of Gollum’s? Would there be any hope? Or would he be changed forever?

Project Hobbit

2003-01-04T12:38:38-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Degrassi
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,218, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-4-03 Published: 12-28-02
Status: In-Progress

Its double the fun! Chapter 2, 'He’s new! He’s sexy! He’s precioussss!', and Chapter 3, 'Weird Science' are both up!

Degrassi’s LockIn New Years Eve: The Real Story

2003-01-04T12:33:44-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Degrassi
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,287, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-4-03
Status: In-Progress

What REALLY happened during New Year's Eve. When students start disappearing, is it merely some prank or is something sinister at work?

Degrassi VS Gargoyles

2002-12-03T19:01:40-08:00

Author: Big Friendly Walrus
Category: Degrassi
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,495, Reviews: 21 Updated: 12-3-02 Published: 11-18-02
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 2, 'Aftermath', is now up. In the wake of the brutal Massacre of Degrassi's most annoying students, the Gargoyles ponder what to do while Emma devises a plan. Read the story that critics are calling 'bloody original'!