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All's Fair

2008-04-27T18:06:33-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sonic & Blaze
Chapters: 7, Words: 32,529, Reviews: 52 Updated: 4-27-08 Published: 1-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to 'Who's Your Daddy'. Blaze hates Sonic's guts. With the kind of fiery passion that only a pryotic queen is capable of. So why does she constantly find herself in his company? Maybe you're better off asking their kid...

The Equalizer

2008-04-14T13:42:21-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Tails
Chapters: 4, Words: 15,327, Reviews: 21 Updated: 4-14-08 Published: 4-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Every living, thinking person on earth wants to be treated fairly. Even the short ones with all the fur Except for Sonic, who makes his own equality. So what does Miles Prower do when his country legally declares him an animal? He makes a new one.

Deep Thoughts

2008-03-01T09:36:39-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,880, Reviews: 12 Updated: 3-1-08 Published: 12-13-07
Status: In-Progress

What does the cast think about when they're not beating the stuffing out of each other? Here's a hint: It's not quantum physics. . .

Hunter's Legacy

2008-02-27T19:57:17-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 62,266, Reviews: 33 Updated: 2-27-08 Published: 4-24-07
Status: In-Progress

AU, based on SaTSR The Ultimate Treasure, an artifact more valuable than all the riches of Arabia. Whoever hold it will have his every wish granted. Seven bold treasure hunters set out to claim it, but only one will succeed. The legacy lives on. . .

Who's Your Daddy?

2007-12-17T15:00:26-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Sonic & Blaze
Chapters: 12, Words: 40,921, Reviews: 59 Updated: 12-17-07 Published: 11-18-07
Status: Complete

Hard at work or hardly working? Anne's got a research paper due on both of her parents and their life experiences. Not easy when your dad lives in another universe and deals with Doomsday better than he does with Monday. And then there's good old Mom..

You Wish

2007-12-06T05:59:23-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sonic
Chapters: 13, Words: 46,174, Reviews: 43 Updated: 12-6-07 Published: 4-9-07
Status: In-Progress

SaTSR Saving the world of the Arabian Nights was all well and good. That story is over. But when Sonic returned his own world, he accidentally brought part of that story with him. His wish is her command... Updated! Holy Crap, NO WAY!

Sonic and Shadow Do Halloween

2007-11-01T10:25:07-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Sonic & Shadow
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,397, Reviews: 16 Published: 11-1-07
Status: In-Progress

What's Halloween. . .Without a few good pranks? Rated for content.

The Possibilites Are Endless

2007-10-25T09:11:25-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Sonic & Knuckles
Chapters: 11, Words: 51,154, Reviews: 93 Updated: 10-25-07 Published: 1-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Sonic drops by to bug his old pal Knuckles, but something goes wrong, and now he can't get off the island! In boredom, Sonic makes an interesting discovery: The Master Emerald can predict the future! You know what that means...

You Don't Know Your Stars So Well

2007-09-25T19:39:05-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sonic & Shadow
Chapters: 1, Words: 394, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

I was reading one of those 'Know your stars' fics, and this came into my head. It's actually different. You wanna read it now, right? Right? It's got Sonic in it, so you want to know about it, right?. . .Sigh. . .Shadow's in it too.

Serious Consideration

2007-09-14T14:53:42-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,463, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-14-07 Published: 9-10-07
Status: Complete

Not so much a place as an idea of a place. An idea of a place where Spiky deals poker, dragons don't take kindly to being made fun of and everything explodes. Everything. Including pantyhose, if a certain someone gets their way. . .

Biometal: Ballad Of the Floating Belt Buckles

2007-04-03T16:51:26-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 23,397, Reviews: 67 Updated: 4-3-07 Published: 9-22-06
Status: In-Progress

A new take on Megaman ZX. How would you like to play host to a sixpack of ancient heroes, each with their own powers, personas and ways of messing up Vent's life? Like, for instance, switching his gender. Man Boobie Lights forever.

Suitcase Or Headcase?

2007-01-07T08:27:43-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sonic
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,811, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-7-07 Published: 8-22-06
Status: In-Progress

The wanderer, The genius, The gaurdian, The thief, The innocent, The sleeper, The angel of death and the dreamer. There's a tale to be told here. A tale of unlikely events, mysterious coincidences and happy endings. Oh, and violence. Lots of violence.

Mr Fuzzywumpus

2006-11-19T11:23:47-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sonic & Shadow
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,914, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-19-06
Status: Complete

Memories are a strange and unreasonable force. When Shadow lost his memory, he went on a killing spree. When Sonic lost his memory... Also: Silver's TopSecret Investigation of Texas, Amy interruption of the SuperBowl and Shadow's version of 'The Talk'

Fillit Miggin

2006-07-21T07:16:11-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,839, Reviews: 29 Published: 7-21-06
Status: Complete

What happens when you cram a season's worth of sensei, shuriken and ninjawannabes into a diner run by the Akatsuki? Ino shoots Sakura, Lee challanges the Lasagna, and the first food fight ever to feature a Rasengan, that's what! Eat drink and be merry,

The Taming of The Vaida

2006-07-16T17:44:39-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,822, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-16-06
Status: Complete

Serra's after Erk, but she's not dating him until Vadia dates someone else! Wait, Vaida? The halfcrazed, Halfevil Wyvern Lord that's more masculine then half the cast put together? Serra's got her work cut out for her...

Crop Circles

2006-05-24T16:56:58-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,653, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-24-06
Status: Complete

Farming was hard enough. Get up early, work all day, repeat as necessary. Now, farmers have to watch out for angry wyvern riders, chicken serial killers, airheaded troubabdors and Batre's halucinations. No wonder desk jobs are so popular these days.

Strange Behavior

2006-03-24T19:54:03-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,119, Reviews: 65 Updated: 3-24-06 Published: 8-19-04
Status: In-Progress

A poncy, illinformed documenter and his underpaid cameraman are sent to record a new genus of creatures Brawlus Brotherus Maximus: The Super Smash Brother. Update! No, seriously!

It Can't Be True!

2006-03-18T17:22:55-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Street Fighter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,156, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-18-06
Status: Complete

What's going on! Is Sakura going crazy? Why do all of these strange people keep showing up in her life? Everything's gone wrong, and it's drinving her insane! What's a girl to do!

It's Just A Stupid Hat

2006-03-11T18:22:59-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Bark & Cream/Cheese
Chapters: 11, Words: 44,161, Reviews: 23 Updated: 3-11-06 Published: 1-26-06
Status: Complete

Bark isn't exactly the most heroic guy in world. All he really wants is peace and quiet. But's not getting it any time soon. Watch him deal with Psychotic Robots, Alien Invaders, Modern Medicine and..well...Everything Else in Central City.

Tails Explains

2006-03-04T14:09:08-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tails
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,838, Reviews: 36 Updated: 3-4-06 Published: 4-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Tails explains the more nonsensical parts of the Sonic universe. In some cases, he may even need to explain the explanation. A second chapter has been uploaded, and I think you'll like it.

Shadow the Hedgehog FX:Fanfiction Cut

2006-01-02T16:06:16-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shadow & Sonic
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,807, Reviews: 32 Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

Aliens have landed, and only one hero can stop them. But half the time, he's working for them! Is earth doomed? Will Shadow find the answers? And does Black Doom remind you of an unspecified organ...?Swearing.

Insert Title

2005-11-22T15:11:57-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 698, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-22-05
Status: Complete

Insert Title IS the title, not a lack of Title. There's no hero in this fanfic, and no villians, eighter. So why would you be interested? Let me put it this way: It's too funny for a plot. Oh yeah. I went there.

The World Will Never Be The Same

2005-10-29T10:42:42-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Golden Sun
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 29,719, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-29-05 Published: 9-11-04
Status: In-Progress

You may or may not remember this. You may or may not know this. You may or may not even like this. But rest assured, you WILL laugh at this. After an eonsold wait of about six months, new chapters are on the way. Why? Because i have free time. Aren

Who tied me to the Ceiling?

2005-07-18T14:56:33-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Excel Saga
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,352, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-18-05
Status: In-Progress

A day spent chained to her ceiling causes signifagnt amusment in Excel's world. Read this, because you're probably sick of the Summary by now.

Guess Who's Back

2005-06-15T05:02:14-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,129, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-15-05
Status: Complete

Fefnir did something stupid. Big suprise. But while he serves his sentence, he finds someone. A very bossy new master... Guarenteed laughs, or your money back Oneshot, so don't ask me to post more chapters. Fully upoladed now.

Anything But Relaxing

2005-03-13T11:18:09-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman & Sonic
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,005, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-13-05
Status: Complete

Eggman's enjoyed his vaction so much, he decided to retire! Sonic's ready to celebrate, but the goverment has other ideas. Now, if Eggman dosen't get back to buissness, they'll take Sonic's shoes! The Rating is just for a little swearing.

2000 Calorie Diets Are For WIMPS!

2004-12-19T11:48:27-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Misc. Cartoons
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,000, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-19-04
Status: Complete

Coop eats like a pig, no like ten pigs! And Kiva’s sick and tired of it. When she tries to force Coop into a 2,000 calories diet…well, didn’t you read the title? Rated for safety, not content.

Full Contact Foolball

2004-10-11T15:04:32-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,431, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-11-04
Status: Complete

Dragons, sumo wrestlers and a football. One. Little. Football.

Wish upon a bugfrag

2004-07-20T10:07:42-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,707, Reviews: 57 Updated: 7-20-04 Published: 6-12-04
Status: In-Progress

(MMBN)This story raises many questions. Where does the mystery data come from? Is Protoman availible? And why the ! is Bass living with Roll?(Answers not included.) New Chapter! Bass needs a job! Woe unto the unprepared employer........

Picture Perfect

2004-07-14T19:59:29-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,919, Reviews: 23 Published: 7-14-04
Status: Complete

Mission impossible theme Roll. You mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get all the robot masters to stay still long enough for a decent group photo. Good luck, and take plenty of asprin. By The way, I DID make the sequel. It got blammed!

Retun of the Vampire Jellyfish hunter

2003-09-12T18:23:16-08:00

Author: Dragonbreath1
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,711, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-12-03
Status: In-Progress

A short story guarenteed to make yo ugiggle.