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Baby, It's You

2003-07-29T15:17:31-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,455, Reviews: 87 Updated: 7-29-03 Published: 3-6-03
Status: Complete

My response to the 'First time Hermione Sees Her Baby's Face' challenge on WIKTT. Ever done something you can't remember the next day? Now COMPLETE! Please r&r.

Rejection Slips

2003-04-27T18:21:39-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,492, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-27-03
Status: In-Progress

A response to the WIKTT 'centrefold' challenge. Snape's twisted sense of humour leads him to discover certain things about Hermione.

There's A Bastard In There

2003-03-24T16:11:02-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,903, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Hermione, her post-Hogwarts job, and a nasty Snape. Based on the 'Real and True' challenge on WIKTT.

The Meeting

2003-02-05T22:47:18-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,888, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Neurotic shower freak Hermione has to share her house with unexpected guests. R for language and concepts. Please r&r.

Luck of the Draw

2003-02-03T15:33:36-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,636, Reviews: 34 Published: 2-3-03
Status: In-Progress

Exactly how are wizard marriages determined? A silly piece of fluff story.

Night of the Awalim

2003-01-28T15:31:58-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 20,476, Reviews: 133 Updated: 1-28-03 Published: 12-18-02
Status: In-Progress

Hermione takes up a new hobby, post-Hogwarts, and then has to demonstrate it. Snape is surprised, as are all witnesses. Please r&r.

You've Got Penguins

2003-01-22T22:51:55-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,398, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-22-03
Status: In-Progress

A response to the 2003 Valentine's Day challenge on WIKTT. Mild r rating. Please r&r.

Reality and Cliche II

2003-01-16T21:55:57-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,772, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-16-03
Status: In-Progress

If you absolutely love HG/SS and have no sense of the ridiculous, go no further. Otherwise, read on and watch the cliches crumble. Please r&r.

Batteries Not Included

2003-01-10T15:16:51-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Spock
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,410, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-10-03
Status: In-Progress

Kirk has some problems, Spock solves them, then has troubles of his own. Please r&r

The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

2003-01-10T15:11:57-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,557, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-10-03
Status: In-Progress

A response to the 'first time Snape sees his child's face' WIKTT challenge. Please r&r.

All She Wants For Christmas

2003-01-10T15:05:56-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,792, Reviews: 28 Published: 1-10-03
Status: In-Progress

A response to the WIKTT Xmas challenge. HG/SS. As silly as usual. Please r&r.

The Diagon Alley Social Club

2003-01-07T21:50:29-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,570, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Seen "The Cheyenne Social Club"? Read "There's a Bear In There And He Wants Swedish"? Then you're prepared. Rated R for language and concepts. HG/SS. Please r&r.

Life of Severus

2002-12-18T18:12:36-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,222, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-18-02
Status: Complete

Hope you like Monty Python. Story complete. Please r&r

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bonks

2002-11-10T00:00:22-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,673, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-10-02
Status: In-Progress

Absolutely r-rated. Sort of a sequel to Harry Potter and the Big Night In. The Slut Queen and the Virgin King ride again. HG/SS, Ron/Padme, just about everyone. Zonko's are selling some strange items these days. Please r&r.

Hermine Granger's Diary: The Edge of Reason

2002-10-25T00:11:25-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,934, Reviews: 27 Published: 10-25-02
Status: In-Progress

Sick combination of Hermione Granger and Bridget Jones. Just an excuse for a brief bit of smut. Please R&R.

Harry Potter And The Big Night In

2002-10-24T00:15:17-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,935, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-24-02
Status: In-Progress

HG/SS, and just about everyone else. Magical condoms, and general insanity. Only story in joint collaboration between The Slut Queen and The Virgin King. There's no telling what silliness we can descend to. Please R&R.

Hair

2002-10-20T00:18:19-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,840, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-20-02
Status: In-Progress

SS/HG. Inspired by the WIKTT auction challenge. Hogwarts teachers are up for auction. What will Hermione do with Snape once she's bought him? He doesn't go with any of her clothes. Pleae R&R

Dominance

2002-10-17T20:03:59-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,148, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-17-02
Status: In-Progress

Told from Snape's POV, well into his relationship with Hermione. A bit pervy in places. Definitely R for language, and concepts. Please R&R.

Love In A Cold Climate

2002-10-11T01:03:01-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,896, Reviews: 46 Published: 10-11-02
Status: In-Progress

Snape and Hermione out of their usual setting of Hogwarts. This time Hermione is the teacher and Sanpe the student. R&R please

It's Only Rock'N'Roll But I Like It

2002-10-11T00:55:26-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,248, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-11-02
Status: In-Progress

Silly story. Everyone has the kissing disease. Rating - R for language, sex and unspeakable acts. R&R please.

Kundalini

2002-10-02T16:17:06-08:00

Author: Slut Queen Virgin King
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,206, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-2-02
Status: In-Progress

There's a new teacher at Hogwarts. She's probably as annoying as Snape. I'm new to fanfiction.net. Please R&R!!! SS/OC.