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The Adventures of Boromir and Faramir

2005-10-01T04:25:00-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 3, Words: 692, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-1-05, Published: 3-10-04
Status: In-Progress

A young Faramir is sick of being abused by his evil father, and so his wonderful older brother takes him on an adventure

Death by Chocolate

2005-06-02T03:16:03-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,197, Reviews: 14 Updated: 6-2-05, Published: 3-17-05
Status: In-Progress

After Sam dies, SG1 must deal with the aftermath, whilst Sam tries adapt to her life after life.

An American ate my werewolf from London

2005-02-17T01:03:28-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,581, Reviews: 13 Updated: 2-17-05, Published: 9-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Sam discovers the real reason why all her boyfriends keep dying. Teal'c inspires revolution amongst the migrant workers of an amusement park

Sex in my coffee

2004-05-21T05:46:47-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,104, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-21-04, Published: 5-21-04
Status: In-Progress

sequel to Jack O'Neill, Songwriter. Sam writes a song parody of her own.....

Looooooooong sexy legs

2004-03-13T21:27:46-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Treebeard & Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 9 Updated: 3-13-04, Published: 3-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Treebeard finds a new love in life. Contains slash.ew.

The Fellowship comes out of the closet

2004-01-27T22:10:37-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 961, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-27-04, Published: 1-27-04
Status: In-Progress

I like Bing Lee!.......................................................................Everyone but Aragorn is gay.

Great curls and sexy legs

2004-01-07T20:43:17-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Boromir
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,380, Reviews: 60 Updated: 1-7-04, Published: 8-9-03
Status: In-Progress

After the fellowship goes mad, Boromir is forced to battle zombie fish, exploding Istari's and singing elves to return Aragorn to Rivendell.

That teenage stage

2003-12-18T02:45:06-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elrond & Aragorn
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,645, Reviews: 38 Updated: 12-18-03, Published: 9-25-03
Status: In-Progress

After their children fall under the influence of the rebellious Estel, Elrond and Thranduil plot with Galadriel to restore normalacy.

Photocopies

2003-12-17T03:52:04-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 326, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-17-03, Published: 12-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Eldarion learns just how elves reproduce.

Below the belt

2003-12-11T02:41:45-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 527, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-11-03, Published: 12-11-03
Status: In-Progress

Aragorn explains to his son why Elrond and Thranduil don't like each other...

Sixty dollars to Mordor

2003-10-27T02:10:07-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Arwen U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,154, Reviews: 29 Updated: 10-27-03, Published: 9-19-03
Status: In-Progress

Aragorn learns something he never knew about his beloved.....

My life is a crossdressing elf

2003-08-30T00:45:29-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,042, Reviews: 25 Updated: 8-30-03, Published: 3-27-03
Status: Complete

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Sam go to rescue Arwen from the evil clutches of Frodo complete!

The Cereal Killer

2003-08-29T23:00:05-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Boromir & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,110, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-29-03, Published: 8-29-03
Status: In-Progress

Boromir develops a new fascination.....

Shattered

2003-08-01T23:30:39-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Aragorn & Elrond
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,109, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-1-03, Published: 7-21-03
Status: In-Progress

Elrond is hiding something from Estel that will change their lives forever.....

Oh what a feeling, it's tree day!

2003-07-20T23:32:04-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Smith, A.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,172, Reviews: 22 Updated: 7-20-03, Published: 7-9-03
Status: In-Progress

After a really bad day, Smith has a mid-life crisis

Confessions

2003-07-07T02:27:56-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-7-03, Published: 7-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Trinity, Neo and Morpheus all confess a deep, dark secret......

Of butterfly clips and funky monkeys

2003-06-19T23:41:30-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,718, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-19-03, Published: 6-3-03
Status: Complete

One day when Elrond is bored, he decides to get a job. As a model :D *complete*

Green and orange braces

2003-05-26T02:50:38-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 874, Reviews: 27 Updated: 5-26-03, Published: 5-26-03
Status: In-Progress

Aragorn is forced to go to the dentist's by the evil Arwen

Laughingus fishius

2003-04-24T05:20:51-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 2, Words: 737, Reviews: 13 Updated: 4-24-03, Published: 4-11-03
Status: In-Progress

Legolas becomes a hairdresser. (Co-written with A Class Superior!)

Runaway

2003-04-24T05:15:38-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,524, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-24-03, Published: 3-25-03
Status: Complete

Estel runs away and finds himself in a very dangerous situation. *complete!!!*

My life is a wedgie

2003-03-21T20:09:03-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 3,327, Reviews: 50 Updated: 3-21-03, Published: 2-21-03
Status: Complete

this really belongs under the catagory of stupidity, but since there is no such category *hint hint*, its down here. the fellowship must go on a long and arduous journey *COMPLETE!*

Reality is but a dream

2002-12-23T22:06:25-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: ER
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 548, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-23-02, Published: 12-23-02
Status: In-Progress

Dr Carter discovers his life is not all what it seems.....................

OBE's

2002-12-23T21:37:44-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,122, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-23-02, Published: 12-23-02
Status: In-Progress

apples are cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! oh right. a summary. uh................Sam gets sick. Soz about the large amount of swearing!

Jack O'Neill, songwriter?

2002-11-16T22:46:17-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-16-02, Published: 11-16-02
Status: In-Progress

A silly illogical thing. But wait, there's more! For a limited time only, you get a FREE song!

Dr Evil and SG1!

2002-10-16T23:48:23-08:00

Author: happy molecule
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-16-02, Published: 10-16-02
Status: In-Progress

VERY stupid. basically, what would happen if SG-1 met Dr Evil?