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Glitter, Spice, and Everything Nice

2005-09-01T07:22:33-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 6, Words: 16,501, Reviews: 103 Updated: 9-1-05 Published: 4-28-05
Status: In-Progress

An AU look at life at Hogwarts during the Marauders’ seventh year. Glitter and glam rock abounds, and our dear Marauders learn to cope with makeup, cross-dressing, and sex - a different kind of education than Hogwarts usually offers!

Snippets From the Potterverse

2005-09-01T07:21:52-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 92, Words: 46,468, Reviews: 597 Updated: 9-1-05 Published: 5-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!

Back From Beyond the Veil

2005-04-07T06:26:15-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 16, Words: 55,811, Reviews: 248 Updated: 4-7-05 Published: 7-2-03
Status: In-Progress

Finished! A reversal of events in the Department of Mysteries leads to death, kidnapping, and fights between friends. The fate of the wizarding world lies on one man and a magic ring. Same story, new summary. WARNINGS: OOTP SPOILERS, SBRL, HGRW, HPGW

Frayed Ends of Sanity

2005-03-10T07:40:37-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,083, Reviews: 27 Published: 3-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Remus has been imprisoned in a mental hospital for the past decade by Sirius’ mother. Finally, Sirius gets the chance to free his lover from that hell, only to find Remus isn’t the same as he used to be.

Treasure of Gryffindor

2005-02-21T08:13:30-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 29,108, Reviews: 75 Updated: 2-21-05 Published: 8-2-04
Status: Complete

Complete! The infamous Captain Black and his band of miscreants sail the seven seas in search of treasure, excitement, and romance. When the daring Hermione Granger joins the crew, will she have what it takes to be a pirate?

My Perfect Valentine

2005-02-13T07:34:05-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: FAKE
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,867, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-13-05
Status: In-Progress

Dee is determined to find the perfect Valentine’s gift for Ryo, and even goes as far as to recruit Carol’s help. Will they succeed?

In Persuit of Beauty

2005-01-13T07:02:42-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,883, Reviews: 33 Published: 1-13-05
Status: In-Progress

A witch who longs for eternal beauty sets her sights on the most beautiful young man in the village. Unfortunately, this young man has a lover who would kill to protect him. AU, SiriusRemus SLASH

Une Soirée

2004-12-16T06:09:04-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,059, Reviews: 115 Updated: 12-16-04 Published: 11-4-04
Status: In-Progress

Sirius and Remus are horrified when the Lupins insist on holding an ‘engagement party’ for them. Why? Because the Lupins want to meet the Blacks. SBRL SLASH!

An Unexpected Love

2004-11-12T07:37:15-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,911, Reviews: 34 Updated: 11-12-04 Published: 3-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Note: Finally updated! Marth and Link each find love where they least expect it. WARNING: SHOUNEN-AI

Endless Possibilities

2004-10-21T06:32:47-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 9, Words: 29,135, Reviews: 71 Updated: 10-21-04 Published: 10-2-03
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! When Sirius fell through the Veil, he didn't die, but was sent into another dimension similar to his own. What happens to him? And will he ever get back to reality?

The Haunted

2004-10-14T07:01:28-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 10, Words: 37,609, Reviews: 281 Updated: 10-14-04 Published: 7-9-04
Status: In-Progress

The sequel to ‘Black’. Sirius and Remus thought their bloody past was finally buried. But now, two decades later, it looks like someone knows their secret.... and this someone is looking for revenge. NOTE: Has become an R!

Learning To Fly

2004-07-09T11:37:04-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,378, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Final story in the ‘Mating’ trilogy. Sequel to ‘French Kiss’. In which Remus and Sirius go for a ride on Sirius’ broomstick, Remus confronts his fear of flying, and he and Sirius decide to take the final plunge together. Rated R just in case.

French Kiss

2004-07-04T11:29:17-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,949, Reviews: 35 Published: 7-4-04
Status: In-Progress

Second story in the ‘Mating’ trilogy. Sequel to ‘Alcohol and Moonlight’. In which Sirius and Remus discuss Remus’ family in France, and Remus demonstrates a French kiss to Sirius.

A Midsummer Night's Fancy

2004-06-28T09:20:19-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,409, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-28-04
Status: In-Progress

James loves Lily. Lily loves James. Sirius loves Lily. Lily hates Sirius. Remus loves Sirius. Sirius hates Remus. A Marauders-based rip-off of Shakespeare’s ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’. NOT written in play format. JPLE, SBRL, AWMW

Alcohol and Moonlight

2004-06-27T15:32:57-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,789, Reviews: 46 Published: 6-27-04
Status: In-Progress

SiriusRemus SLASH. First installment of the 'Mating' trilogy. In which Sirius and Remus get tipsy, we learn about the mating habits of werewolves, and the pups shamelessly steal lines from 'Pirates of the Caribbean'.

Black

2004-06-24T06:06:02-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 12, Words: 38,183, Reviews: 730 Updated: 6-24-04 Published: 5-7-04
Status: Complete

Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-

Kids

2004-05-27T06:53:36-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: FAKE
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 23 Published: 5-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Ryo and Dee wonder what their children would be like. More pointless fluff.

Ai Shiteru

2004-04-29T06:47:52-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: FAKE
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,204, Reviews: 27 Published: 4-29-04
Status: In-Progress

SPOILERS! Post-volume 7. Dee and Ryo, the morning after. Fluffy and utterly plotless, but it's cute!

Peeps

2004-04-16T15:17:29-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: FAKE
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-16-04
Status: In-Progress

Dee and his favourite peeps - that is, Ryo and a bunch of pink, sugary bunnies. Enjoy the weirdness.

Happy Birthday, Reichan!

2004-04-16T15:15:33-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rei H./Raye
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,993, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-16-04
Status: In-Progress

A stupid fic I wrote in honour of my favourite Senshi’s birthday! April 17! Happy birthday, Rei-chan! Fight those cupcakes!

Paranoia

2004-04-15T05:14:20-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alastor M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 477, Reviews: 31 Published: 4-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Moody makes the creepiest, strangest enemy ever. My shortest story yet!

I'm Hungry!

2004-04-15T05:12:43-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,141, Reviews: 31 Published: 4-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Sirius' quest for a snack! Thrill as he drives the rest of the Order to the brink of insanity!

Hermione In The Wonderland

2004-04-08T06:43:21-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 8, Words: 16,880, Reviews: 48 Updated: 4-8-04 Published: 10-9-03
Status: Complete

Completed! Welcome to the Wonderland, where nothing is as it should be and Hermione finds herself adored, loved, and lusted after by all of the Wonderland’s inhabitants.

Cookies

2004-04-01T07:36:55-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Soul Calibur
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 908, Reviews: 22 Published: 4-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Siegfried likes to bake cookies, but doesn’t have much culinary talent. Kilik decides to talk Siegfried out of it.... Marvel as Kilik makes him an offer he can’t refuse. SLASH

The King Must Die

2004-03-28T13:46:27-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,393, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-28-04
Status: In-Progress

Sirius has it all - a wife, a sexy boyfriend, and a kingdom to inherit. But his brother Regulus is determined to take it all for himself.... Yes, there's slash.

Mambo Number Weiss!

2004-03-28T13:43:02-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-28-04
Status: In-Progress

Song Parody of Mambo Number Five - dedicated to every WeissSchwarzWhoever fangirl out there!

Smoky Nightclub Situation

2004-03-28T13:40:50-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Aya/Ran F. & Omi T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,117, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-28-04
Status: In-Progress

Our kittens head for a night out, and life on the dance floor becomes a little steamy for some... Sequel to 'Momentary Seizue Of Love'.

The Thing In Yuki's Closet

2004-03-17T05:55:03-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 952, Reviews: 22 Published: 3-17-04
Status: In-Progress

Shuuichi's at it again! His obsessiveness over Yuki is getting out of hand, and Yuki is scared. Really, really scared.

A Not So Normal Schwarz Day

2004-03-15T08:03:05-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,934, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Brad must've gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, because nothing's going right today. Featuring odd coffee mugs, Schuldich wearing very little, and a telepath with a blankie!

Momentary Seizure of Love

2004-03-11T06:28:14-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Aya/Ran F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 579, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-11-04
Status: In-Progress

Aya's thoughts on a certain brunette crush. Rated PG just because he's thinking about a guy. (I don't wanna scare any 6-year-olds...)

Upholding the Law Well, Kind Of

2004-03-05T14:03:05-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,909, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-5-04
Status: In-Progress

Flying hotdogs, scalding nacho cheese, deranged Aya, and Schuldich and Youji fighting over porn! Who knew 7-11 was this much fun!

Aoshi's Unfortunate Day

2004-02-24T14:07:16-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Aoshi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,403, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-24-04
Status: In-Progress

Aoshi has the unfortunate habit of getting hit in the throat. Let’s see what happens to him at an ordinary day of stupid chores at the Aioya.

Black Passion

2004-02-02T08:42:05-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,624, Reviews: 27 Published: 2-2-04
Status: In-Progress

Sirius returns from the dead and goes to visit Remus, and Harry. So why's that a bad thing? SLASH, minor OOTP spoilers

Daisuke Goes To Church!

2004-02-02T08:38:12-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Daisuke M./Davis
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,544, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-2-04
Status: In-Progress

Daisuke is forced to go to church. Chaos results! Partly inspired by an episode of Mr. Bean.

The Many Deaths of Yamato!

2004-01-06T11:42:17-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Yamato I./Matt
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,639, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Finally! 'TMDOY' is back! For good this time, I hope... for those of you who have never read this, it's Yamato (Matt) dying again and again! Shounen-ai Warning!

A Day At The Cinema

2004-01-06T11:18:30-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,476, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-6-04
Status: In-Progress

I want to go to the movies!" Omi's plea will not be ignored! Weiss heads for the movies... and here comes Schwarz.... This looks like trouble....

The Legend of the Dirty Socks

2004-01-05T07:39:06-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,594, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-5-04
Status: In-Progress

The socks return! I've brought them back from the dead! Anyway.... stinky laundry makes life hard for Weiss!

First Love

2003-12-01T05:56:53-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,888, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Andromeda remembers her cousin Sirius, and his first lover. Warnings: SBRL SLASH, AU, OOTP Spoilers

All Over The Guy

2003-12-01T05:52:58-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Soul Calibur
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,534, Reviews: 48 Published: 12-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Siegfried’s loveless. And what’s more, he’s a virgin! Which of the SC2 characters will win dear Siggy’s heart (and innocence)? (For all you whiners out there... there is SLASH within... now shut up and stop complaining.)

Contemplation

2003-11-14T12:28:25-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Soul Calibur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,366, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-14-03
Status: In-Progress

A year after Soul Edge was finally destroyed for good, Kilik confronts feelings he has been avoiding for a very long time. Not as lame as it sounds.

Saturday Night Fever

2003-10-16T06:41:29-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,034, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-16-03
Status: In-Progress

James, Sirius, Remus, and Lily go clubbing. And very strange things happen! Extreme Disco Warning

A Summer's Love

2003-08-19T13:35:20-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,467, Reviews: 42 Published: 8-19-03
Status: In-Progress

Warnings: AU and SBRL SLASH Remus Lupin's whole life changed one summer when he met a charming, dark-haired stranger.....

Die, Umbridge, Die

2003-06-29T04:59:09-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,873, Reviews: 125 Published: 6-29-03
Status: In-Progress

*WARNING: ORDER OF THE PHOENIX SPOILERS!* Who detests Dolores Umbridge? I do, I do! Who loves Sirius? I do, I do! Who loves knives? Sirius does, Sirius does!

The Marauders At Hogwarts

2003-06-01T08:23:44-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 13, Words: 136,184, Reviews: 191 Updated: 6-1-03 Published: 11-24-02
Status: Complete

COMPLETED & WRITTEN PRE-OOTP Seven years at school with the Marauders! What will happen? Nutty pranks and twisted love triangles! Warning: Eventual SBRL SLASH

The Secret Life of Sirius Black

2003-04-20T15:28:29-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,125, Reviews: 24 Published: 4-20-03
Status: In-Progress

Sirius and Remus want to bring a little bundle of joy into the world?! WHAT?! **WARNING! SB/RL SLASH, girl problems as well!**

Snow White and the Seven Weasleys

2003-01-28T12:20:22-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,471, Reviews: 27 Published: 1-28-03
Status: In-Progress

My take on "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves". If you're expecting anything that even *resembles* sanity, you won't find it here! *Featuring the return of Snape's Bubbling Cauldron Of DOOM!*

Trials & Tribulations of Living With Severus Snape

2002-12-22T17:59:57-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,542, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-22-02
Status: In-Progress

Odd, it deleted my old summary. Let's try again. Companion story to 'Trials and Tribulations of Living With Sirius Black'. I'm told it's funny. WARNING: SB/RL SLASH!

A Creamed Corn Christmas

2002-12-13T18:13:38-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,339, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-13-02
Status: In-Progress

Something weird happens to the Marauders during the Christmas holidays. What is it? And are the Slytherins to blame? Please read, I'm told it's hilarious.

Snape's Bubbling Cauldron of DOOM

2002-11-29T19:40:30-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,758, Reviews: 32 Published: 11-29-02
Status: In-Progress

Draco finds out Snape's biggest secret. What is it? And what will it do to his enemies? And what will happen to Draco?

The Rescue

2002-11-16T09:20:55-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,989, Reviews: 96 Published: 11-16-02
Status: In-Progress

Sirius & Remus go to save Harry from the Dursleys. There's only one problem - Siri and Remmie are drunk.

Trials & Tribulations of Living With Sirius Black

2002-11-02T17:51:17-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,234, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-2-02
Status: In-Progress

Why is living with Sirius so *HARD*? Because he's a bit of an idiot!

Locked Out

2002-10-29T17:54:21-08:00

Author: Dragon Mistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,261, Reviews: 38 Published: 10-29-02
Status: In-Progress

What has Sirius done to be locked out of the bedroom by Remus?