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The Deathsong of Ahmed AlGara

2003-12-03T03:31:26-08:00

Author: Textualsphinx
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,000, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-3-03
Status: In-Progress

HEY - DON'T IGNORE THIS - you don't get many CHAUCER fanfics! Modern twist on the most offensive of the tales - The Prioress's, and all too relevant to current crises.

A Decoding of the Heart

2003-04-04T17:51:05-08:00

Author: Textualsphinx
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 49,219, Reviews: 264 Updated: 4-4-03 Published: 6-19-01
Status: In-Progress

It's the prequel to the sequel of another writer's fic/Of a pairing (Snape 'n Granger) that still makes some people SICK/ Dare to visit Snape's strange quarters almost sunk in Hogwart's Lake/ Where he patterns out sad days observed by Salomé, his snake.

Snape the Knife's Sorting Song

2002-11-18T06:48:02-08:00

Author: Textualsphinx
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 50 Published: 11-18-02
Status: In-Progress

'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.

Being Millicent Bulstrode

2002-05-20T16:27:55-08:00

Author: Textualsphinx
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,234, Reviews: 65 Published: 5-20-02
Status: In-Progress

Millicent Bulstrode's only sin,/Apart from being a Slytherin,/ Is to look like the kind of masculine hag/No Gilded Youth would want to shag. So I'm making her a HEROINE.

A Sorting Song by Severus

2002-03-25T05:31:00-08:00

Author: Textualsphinx
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,458, Reviews: 321 Published: 3-25-02
Status: In-Progress

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..

Why Slytherins Are Sexier

2001-12-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Textualsphinx
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,778, Reviews: 108 Updated: 12-20-01 Published: 7-3-01
Status: In-Progress

Severus is forced to give his theories on why Slytherins are sexier. Yet-to-be-attatched snippet of 'Decoding of the Heart'

Letter from Exile one Merciful Morning

2001-06-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Textualsphinx
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 13,383, Reviews: 345 Updated: 6-25-01 Published: 12-5-00
Status: In-Progress

Here's angst laced with humour and tender enchantment; good grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement. And how can you not want Snape's wholesale Redemption. Or thoughts about Sex - sufficient temptation? Voted 'BEST ROMANCE' in Bloody Brilliant Awards.

To Sever the Lining from a Cloud

2001-06-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Textualsphinx
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,728, Reviews: 139 Updated: 6-25-01 Published: 12-8-00
Status: In-Progress

O read me, review me I live for your praiseAnd this sweet touching tale has taken two daysIt dripped through my head when, too scantily cloaked I got caught in a rainstorm and thoroughly soaked. 'GOLDEN QUILL' and 'BLOODY BRILLIANT' award winner.