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Die, Legolas, Die!

2004-12-25T15:40:53-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-25-04
Status: Complete

A nonLegolasfriendly story told in the style of Run, Spot, Run! Consider this my antiChristmas Christmas present to you. :D Merry Christmas, everyone! :

How To Kill Off Legolas

2004-07-08T18:10:58-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-8-04
Status: Complete

Suffering from Writer's Block? Can't quite figure out how to kill off Legolas? Then YOU need leggystink's guide to killing off Legolas! Yes! All your solutions are in THIS little fanfiction, so click on this link and end your Writer's Block today!

Legolas Envy

2003-12-31T13:29:47-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-31-03
Status: In-Progress

Yup, I envy Legolas! But don't we all? So, WHY do I envy him? Well, you have to read to find out! -

That Legolas, Man!

2003-11-09T10:27:16-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Samwise G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 28 Published: 11-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Sam hates Legolas Green-Eggs-and-Ham-style! Caution: Not as tame as the Green Eggs and Ham rhyme

Gallant Gimli's Perfect Plan for Leggy Legolas

2003-10-25T08:18:16-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Legolas & Gimli
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-25-03
Status: Complete

What plan does Gimli have for Legolas? Not one that Legolas is gonna like, that's for sure! So please read and enjoy! : Caution: LEGGYBASHING!

Legolas and Aragorn, detectives? Nah!

2003-08-28T14:41:59-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,565, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-28-03
Status: Complete

Lord Elrond summons Legolas and Aragorn to help him. Can they solve his problem? Read and find out! Caution: High Leggybashing content found inside!

Harry Potter and the Bad Hair Day

2003-08-23T10:22:29-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 440, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-23-03
Status: Complete

Harry tries to tame his hair, but none of his attempts work...until his bad hair day does a complete 360! What do I mean? Well, read and find out!

Gandalf's Bane aka Legolas

2003-08-18T10:03:07-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Gandalf & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 392, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-18-03
Status: Complete

Gandalf and Legolas stuck together on a mountain ooh, I wonder what'll happen! If you're wondering the same and even if you're not, then read and find out!

Pippin's Wonderfully Splendid Day

2003-07-16T09:31:05-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Peregrin T.
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,432, Reviews: 38 Updated: 7-16-03 Published: 1-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Pippin's having a very productive day, humiliating Legolas along the way! Please read and review! Thanks, all! ^_^

A Lesson in Obedience

2003-06-28T20:32:29-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,342, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-28-03
Status: Complete

A tenyearold Estel disobeys Glorfindel and, well, let's just say, he really wishes he hadn't! What trouble does he get into? Read and find out!

Aragorn the Smelly

2003-06-28T08:27:57-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 14 Updated: 6-28-03 Published: 5-30-03
Status: Complete

*Completed* Aragorn-the-Smelly becomes Aragorn-as-Clean-as-a-Penny? From the author of Kill Legolas. Enjoy! :)

Kill Legolas

2003-02-26T16:59:37-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,278, Reviews: 80 Updated: 2-26-03 Published: 11-29-02
Status: Complete

A rhyme about...well...a plan to kill Legolas. Hehe...hope you have fun reading it!

MalfoyWeasleyPotter Pie

2003-01-25T19:32:50-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 168, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-25-03
Status: In-Progress

The kids who play Harry Potter and his friend and enemy are so adorable (baby adorable, of course) that I just wanna eat them up, and so I made a rhyme about it, which could be thought of as dimented, thus the R rating. Enjoy! ^_^

Wide Open Spaces

2003-01-03T08:48:46-08:00

Author: leggy-stinks
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-3-03
Status: In-Progress

Lego-bashing. ^_^ Might be Mary-Sue bashing in later chapters if I continue. Thanx for reading. Flames welcome! :)