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Liar's Chair

2007-03-19T20:09:51-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,043, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

The planet was a tropical paradise, if your peculiar idea of paradise includes no technology, sinus killing allergens, and stinging bees. But the real mission report pertains to how Colonel Sheppard ended up, from there, in a frozen wasteland....

Breeding Ground

2006-11-11T12:15:07-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,069, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-11-06
Status: Complete

Rodney discovers the SGC has shorted the Atlantis mission.

Traces Through Time

2006-11-06T14:58:12-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,021, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

A technological misfire has John digging through Rodney's diary to find out how to rescue him.

The Metronome

2006-01-06T15:09:39-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Lucius M. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,420, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-6-06
Status: Complete

Lord what? Lucius laughed. At sixteen, it seemed Lucius had everything, but he knew what was out of reach. An unknown dark wizard offers him the impossible.

The Albatross

2005-07-13T22:55:20-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Percy W. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,967, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-13-05
Status: In-Progress

Unguents, Oils & Apothecary: Severus Snape's shop was famous for the worst service in Diagon Alley. That is, until his assistant finished eighteen months in Azkeban.

The Walls Of Jericho

2005-06-01T23:26:07-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 30,862, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Jack's legendary diplomacy leads to more than the usual trouble off-world.

Between The Lines

2005-06-01T22:55:48-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,504, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Jack explains the difference between military policy and reality -- hypothetically, of course. It's all about where you draw the line.

The Other Man

2005-04-04T21:55:23-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 501, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Sara might not be able to hate this 'Daniel Jackson' but she'd be damned if she was going to share. AU Vignette.

Shared Secrets

2005-03-30T12:02:43-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 493, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-30-05
Status: In-Progress

Daniel casually said as he cut the mold off the cheese, "Oh, yeah, I sort of developed the ability to eat anything." Daniel shares a bit of his past.

Sonic Boom

2005-03-30T11:50:26-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,654, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-30-05
Status: In-Progress

Jack takes Daniel for a wild flight in the F-15E Strike Eagle.

Council Of Obvious Edicts

2005-01-16T02:01:22-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Percy W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,488, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry's invited to the Wizengamot Grande Council of Obvious Edicts: "Oh god… kill me now…." And this was the man that so many wanted for Minister of Magic. Written for the http:home.earthlink.netpercyfest.

PinUp Percy

2005-01-15T11:46:39-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Percy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,862, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Percy Weasley is honoured to pose for "the calendar of prominent up-and-coming Ministry employees for Dolittle's Squib Education Fund." Unfortunately, there's no such thing.

A Solid Foundation

2005-01-15T11:12:44-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 310, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Carter asked, "What is there between you and Daniel anyway?" The question seemed odd and out of place in a noisy sports bar. But no one was listening here. (Very brief, set in season one.)

The Road Home

2004-12-01T01:09:11-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,873, Reviews: 16 Updated: 12-1-04 Published: 11-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Yeah well, sooner or later people are gonna put two and two together. And stop coming up with five."

Straight Across The Desert

2004-11-14T19:40:16-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Jack hoped the road was in flames, burning a beacon to right Here. Yeah, that's right. Start your stopwatches, Joint Chiefs. This is gonna be a long night.

Arguing with the Gods

2004-11-13T13:28:31-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 996, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Daniel argues with a statue of the Central American god Quetzalcoatl, but Jack wins the debate.

SNAFU

2004-07-27T23:20:01-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 20,439, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Never cut off a man's escape route... unless you want to see just how hard he can fight.' Dumbledore's forces hit the Death Eater's Ministry of Magic. After a year in prison, Ron and Draco are ready - mostly - and Ron's plan is set into motion.

Crossed Signals

2004-07-04T22:01:52-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-4-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry's been dating red-heads. Lots of read-heads. And Ron thinks he knows why.

Reunion

2004-03-10T00:51:22-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Ron W. & Draco M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 17,947, Reviews: 52 Updated: 3-10-04 Published: 3-25-03
Status: In-Progress

I wondered why so many have teenage love affairs end in marriage. So I wrote this story of two who went their separate ways, then met up again, ten years later. What would it be like?

The Hat Trick

2004-03-10T00:14:44-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,828, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-10-04
Status: In-Progress

Quidditch. Corruption. Ex-Cannons coach Ron Weasley knows far too much. Two years ago he was caught between his career and his girlfriend. Now he has another hard choice to make. Definition of a 'hat trick': a risky, high-stakes bet.

Cursed Artefacts For Sale

2004-02-28T18:39:02-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,305, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-28-04
Status: In-Progress

Primer to the Dark Arts universe. "Collecting Cursed Artefacts is a registered form of madness in the Compendium of Wizarding Mental Disorders and Other Things That Make You Twitch," Severus said, "but it's very a popular one." Severus drags Harry to a wi

Christmas Lilies

2004-01-21T23:31:06-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Percy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 356, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-21-04
Status: In-Progress

A follow-up to 'Skinny Dipping.' Harry and Percy share a little inside joke about an unusual use for water lily slime. Very short.

It Was All Right

2004-01-21T23:26:15-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 237, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-21-04
Status: In-Progress

That strange blurry line between friends and something more (post-OotP Harry). Written for Ragnhildholm. Very short.

Rare Scottish Snow

2004-01-21T23:23:33-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 386, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Snow is rare in Scotland, and Harry insists Severus experience a bit of the great outdoors. (Primer to the Dark Arts universe.) Some extra snark for Bluemoon. Very brief.

Rat For Dessert

2004-01-21T23:19:24-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-21-04
Status: In-Progress

An amusingly wicked moment in Peter's life as a Death Eater. Written for Greenie. Very short ficlet.

In November

2004-01-21T23:16:51-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Neville L. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-21-04
Status: In-Progress

First kiss under a chill November sky. A gentle scene written for Ursule. Very brief.

Six Week Charade

2004-01-21T23:13:26-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 515, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-21-04
Status: In-Progress

A tidbit from the 'Beg Me For It' universe: the Death Eaters' Ministry of Magic. They don't care if Ron is sick... but Draco does. For Thywillbedone. Very brief.

Deep Throat

2004-01-21T23:07:19-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Severus S. & Percy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-21-04
Status: In-Progress

History repeats itself, as Severus Snape learns initiating a new informant for Order. Very short. Written for Chaos Rose.

A Little Night Music

2004-01-21T23:01:19-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Even as a bug, a captive Rita manages to harrass Hermione. Written for Mark. Very short.

A '57 Vincent And A RedHeaded Boy

2003-12-27T17:25:45-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Ron W. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,800, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-27-03
Status: In-Progress

What's that' Ron shouted over the noise. It was long, sleek and black, and purred like a wildcat. Male-bonding, motorcycles and bad boys. Sirius takes Ron for a wild ride.

Not My Affair

2003-09-26T02:02:54-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Ron W. & Percy W.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,270, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-26-03
Status: In-Progress

The aftermath of a disasterous Ministry Christmas party. A year later Ron returns to make peace with his brother Percy. Note: sexual situations that some may not be comfortable with. (Early chapters are brief.)

At Fauntleroy & Diagon Alley

2003-09-22T09:07:11-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,139, Reviews: 20 Published: 9-22-03
Status: In-Progress

In which a naive Harry is taught what 'Gay-dar' is in a seedy part of Diagon Alley, and a more worldly Ron Is Very Amused.

Primer to the Dark Arts

2003-09-22T08:54:50-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 28, Words: 54,519, Reviews: 270 Updated: 9-22-03 Published: 11-16-02
Status: Complete

Harry/SS, HP/RW. Harry is told he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the dark arts, to protect him next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. COMPLETE, Now being Beta'd. Updated with the new chapter: Midnight!

Far Too Personal

2003-09-01T10:56:35-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,557, Reviews: 33 Published: 9-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Student, tall, beater's build..' Okay, maybe not quite beater's build, but he was close enough. Ron Weasley places a personal ad and lies shamelessly about himself and his 'assets.' His blind date did the same.

Snape Manor

2003-08-31T21:31:02-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,110, Reviews: 54 Published: 8-31-03
Status: In-Progress

Harry spends his summer doing magical repairs to the deadly Snape Manor, and finds a lot more than skeletons in Snape's closet. Features mad genius, odd inventions, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater - and a past that is best left buried. Sequel to Primer

A Deserving Man

2003-08-31T17:33:32-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,488, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-31-03
Status: In-Progress

The summer insects hummed and made a living sound of the heat. Voldemort was dead, and all the world celebrated a baby. Severus Snape makes an ignomious return to Hogwarts to be-of all things-a teacher. It couldn't be worse, could it?

Life In The Death Eater Ministry

2003-08-13T12:39:31-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Ron W.
Chapters: 14, Words: 1,129, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-13-03
Status: In-Progress

Told from Ron's point of view. After Ron saved Draco, they learn how to survive the Death Eaters -- and each other. Part of the 'Beg Me For It' series (Beg Me For It, Death Eater Rock, Hey You, Scarred).

Hey You

2003-08-10T00:44:25-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,780, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-10-03
Status: In-Progress

Captured by the Death Eaters and working for Lucius Malfoy's Ministry of Magic, Ron and Draco plot its downfall.

A Scandalous Interview

2003-08-03T17:38:42-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,534, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-3-03
Status: In-Progress

A little blackmail goes a long way, or so the writer of an expose believes. But Harry has friends he doesn't expect. Written for Isis. Related to Primer to the Dark Arts, A Moment of Sin, Yr Friendly Neighboorhood Death Eater, and the other stories.

Guy Talk

2003-04-25T00:22:44-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,671, Reviews: 34 Published: 4-25-03
Status: In-Progress

When one of our Gryffindors sneaks out after curfew, the Gryffindor bedroom is alive with gossip and showing off. The boys prod Harry into giving - er - a tad too much information.

Drunken Domesticity

2003-03-07T22:54:47-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,293, Reviews: 28 Updated: 3-7-03 Published: 2-21-03
Status: In-Progress

Post-Hogwarts Ron has a midnight visitor - *when* will Harry learn to call ahead? This, my friends, is a friend. Features Ron's observations on the Ministry, Harry's sex life and the infamous WUC. Written for the Boozefest http://boozefest.netfirms.com.

Scarred Dreams

2003-03-07T18:45:08-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,351, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-7-03
Status: In-Progress

A victory? Maybe. But in prison Ron had had something he didn't plan to lose now he was free. Follows the events in 'Beg Me for It.'

First Signs of Magic: Severus Snape

2003-03-06T19:12:18-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,691, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Severus Snape still hasn't shown his first signs of magic, and his grandfather (a notorious Dark wizard) wants to see him. What shall the Snapes do about Severus?

First Signs of Magic: Draco Malfoy

2003-01-30T12:59:04-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,947, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Malfoy humour. Or is it revenge? Draco reveals his first signs of magic, and a unsuspecting nanny pays the price. Second in the 'First Signs of Magic' series, after 'First Signs of Magic: Hermione Granger.'

First Signs of Magic: Hermione Granger

2003-01-29T22:32:58-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,921, Reviews: 43 Published: 1-29-03
Status: In-Progress

Dr. and Dr. Granger have a perfectly ordinary evening, when something very odd occurs. "As a family, they made the decision to panic."

Hagrid's Hut

2003-01-14T11:02:53-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,705, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Harry and Ron take the Book of Eros (from Primer to the Dark Arts) for a spin. A rather gentle story.

A Moment of Sin

2002-12-24T23:58:18-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,295, Reviews: 26 Published: 12-24-02
Status: In-Progress

Severus Snape slips into the smarmy, sleazy part of Hogsmeade for a little illicit fun. Well he does deserve it, doesn't he? Unfortunately his date turns out to be a piece of work. 'R' rating for moral grey areas.

Too Many Friends

2002-12-05T21:55:52-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Frodo B. & Samwise G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,819, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-5-02 Published: 11-16-02
Status: In-Progress

In Gondor, Frodo escapes the celebrations of the destruction of the ring, and finds an unexpected interlude of peace.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Death Eater

2002-12-03T12:02:06-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,289, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-3-02
Status: In-Progress

Young Severus Snape is hunted by a Death Eater Lothario. This is for all of you who asked to learn more about Severus' old love, Torvald, a man who appeared briefly in the 'Primer to the Dark Arts.'

An Irresistible Photo

2002-11-27T00:35:26-08:00

Author: Icarus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,477, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Short and fun. Ron and Harry are the unintended victims of a budding artist. One must be really careful when there is 'photo finishing' available.