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The Darn Drabbles

2009-07-14T16:49:04-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Pairing: Lana L.
Chapters: 64, Words: 13,566, Reviews: 358 Updated: 7-14-09 Published: 1-14-07
Status: In-Progress

I don't hate Lana. Really! But these drabbles are probably the reason people think I do. Originally written for the Wednesday100. WARNING: character death, in a way.

Secret Enrolled Agent Man

2009-06-02T12:02:12-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Crossover: DC Superheroes and Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 410, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-2-09
Status: Complete

For Celli's Taxfic Challenge. A secret identity is no excuse to avoid filing your taxes. Goes along with "Mr. Fix-It".

Asgard Last Messages

2008-07-17T12:47:38-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,180, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Alas, the Asgard are all dead. Here are a couple of last messages left for some of the Tau'ri.

Married Filing Joint

2008-04-18T09:47:05-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-18-08
Status: Complete

A "Date" futureficlet for celli's 2008 taxfic challenge. Crossover BtVS with Smallville. Follows all those "Date" stories I've done.

Evil Mothers of Smallville

2007-12-04T13:31:51-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Martha K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-4-07
Status: Complete

Warnings: Lots of bad language, kinda Out of Character, written around season 2, disrespects the Pretty Pretty Princess. But it's short. Conversation between Mrs. Kent and Mrs. Fordman.

Happyfic

2007-07-12T20:16:19-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Clark K. & Lex L.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,546, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-12-07 Published: 7-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Clexy AU futurefic fluff.

And They All Lived Happily Ever After

2007-05-25T20:54:46-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 33, Words: 32,835, Reviews: 82 Updated: 5-25-07 Published: 6-21-04
Status: In-Progress

What two main characters on Smallville have never met? What would happen if they did? As of early s4, when I started this anyway. That Crazy Liona Fic. The main story is complete, chapters 1 thru 20. I still do little snippets in this 'verse sometimes

Old Dog, New Tricks

2007-04-29T20:47:01-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Lois L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,740, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-29-07
Status: Complete

Written for the Remix Redux V, based on M. Scott Eiland's You Can't Fool an Old News Hound. Lois Lane decides to tell Perry White that Clark Kent is Superman.

Rich Man's Darling

2007-04-27T13:12:18-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 20, Words: 18,238, Reviews: 73 Updated: 4-27-07 Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

House Smallville Crossover WARNING: Do not concentrate and inhale vapors. As with any fic, if you are pregnant or nursing a baby, or may become pregnant, consult a physician

Partners

2007-02-13T02:12:01-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,528, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-13-07
Status: Complete

XFiles crossover with My Partner the Ghost. Did you ever notice how ghosts seemed to like Scully, and go out of their way to help her? I always figured her late father had guys looking out for her. Originally written around 1995, lost behind furniture.

Five Doctors House Didn't Drive Away from PPTH

2006-10-21T10:08:24-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,664, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-21-06
Status: Complete

Written for Astolat's Blast from the Past Challenge. House crossover with various old shows.

Cuckoo

2006-08-09T10:05:07-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,665, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-9-06
Status: Complete

Crossover of Smallville and probably the comics with Superman Returns. Alternate explanation of Jason's origin I found the movie unconvincing LOL!

To Meddle in the Affairs of Aliens

2006-06-06T11:05:55-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,779, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-6-06
Status: Complete

For Aelora's Mpreg Day Challenge. Pairing: LionelZod. Don't say I didn't warn you! This would be my posts5 fic, I guess.

Get This MutantGlowin' Snake Offa This Plane!

2006-06-05T11:28:03-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,037, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-5-06
Status: Complete

For neverbeen2spain's Snakes on a Plane Challenge. Smallville x My Little Pony. Sequel to Ponyville.

An Ancient Roman General on a Plane

2006-06-05T11:12:14-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Forever Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-5-06
Status: Complete

For neverbeen2spain's Snakes on a Plane Challenge over at lj. Goes along with my story After the End.

Benjamin Franklin is not always right

2006-04-15T13:38:07-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 760, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-15-06
Status: Complete

A Forever Knight crossover for Celli's Taxfic Challenge 2006.

Ponyville

2006-03-14T10:56:10-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,288, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-14-06 Published: 3-8-06
Status: Complete

Warning! Smallville My Little Pony Crossover! A million thanks to Ligia Elena for the lovely quick beta

A Date for the Fourth of July

2005-08-17T19:08:49-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 22, Words: 41,897, Reviews: 44 Updated: 8-17-05 Published: 9-20-04
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Dates of Wars. BtVSxSmallvillexXFilesxForever Knight. Many thanks to TheDieHard and TeenyGozer for beta reading, Katcin Lee for making me post, and Madelyn for making me finish! Alien invasion, mutant lightning bugs, time travel, smoochies.

Render Unto Caesar

2005-04-03T22:24:30-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Forever Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 596, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Written for Celli's Taxfic Challenge. Janette is doing the taxes.

Sequelae

2005-03-06T13:18:58-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,848, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-6-05
Status: In-Progress

Years in the future, an exploded lab makes Lex Luthor think things over. Then people go on vacation. Written for fromward and shattered's ClextheClassics challenge.

Mr FixIt

2004-09-07T21:19:32-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,479, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-7-04
Status: In-Progress

Season 4 starts in a couple of weeks. This is my last chance to play around with the summer cliffhangers. Crossover with Plastic Man.

Dates of Wars

2004-09-03T19:23:13-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 27,489, Reviews: 28 Updated: 9-3-04 Published: 5-19-03
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Double Date & Second Date. Clark & Dawn spend time together. Lionel warns Buffy away from Lex.

Nothing is Ever Simple

2004-08-02T10:57:47-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,512, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-2-04
Status: In-Progress

Martha and Lionel. Kind of dark.

Delirium 2

2004-06-19T11:48:43-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Written for Thamiris's 48-hour delirium challenge. Lana, post-Covenant. But it's short.

Pokeville

2004-06-08T07:06:30-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,245, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-8-04
Status: In-Progress

PokemonSmallville - Wednesday100 wanted codas to "Covenant" and I got a little silly.

The Sunflower State

2004-06-04T07:43:44-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,167, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-4-04 Published: 10-27-03
Status: In-Progress

For Nerodi's Historical Fiction Challenge. Lex and Clark meet in Smallville, Kansas around 1880.

Heh heh heh

2004-05-10T07:25:45-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 20, Words: 3,618, Reviews: 16 Updated: 5-10-04 Published: 4-4-04
Status: In-Progress

Remember last summer? This is an AU, done then, for 20 of the dodecal challenges. WARNINGS:non-graphic torture, possible dub-con, Clark Kent high on RedK. But it all turns out okay.

Beyond the Grave

2004-02-23T09:51:51-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Forever Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,486, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-23-04
Status: In-Progress

a Trace Vetter story -- goes AU early in season 3

After the End

2004-02-15T22:15:59-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Forever Knight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-15-04
Status: Complete

LaCroix finds Janette every February

Wine, a Constant Proof

2004-02-03T22:11:53-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 15,141, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-3-04
Status: In-Progress

Lex didn't drink anymore....

World o' Perpetual Wednesday, World wo Superman

2003-11-20T22:56:30-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Crossover: Buffy X-overs and Misc. Tv Shows
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 20,015, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-20-03 Published: 10-1-03
Status: Complete

Dawn Summers and assorted Luthors experiment with interdimensional transport devices. WARNING: mention of character death, mention of substance abuse

The Great Airport Mystery

2003-08-20T00:20:34-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 20, Words: 14,493, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-20-03 Published: 8-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Written for Caro & Beth's Clark Lex Hardy Boys Mystery Challenge. FINISHED!

Second Date

2003-03-19T17:32:11-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 18,634, Reviews: 34 Updated: 3-19-03 Published: 12-16-02
Status: In-Progress

BtVS/Smallville crossover. Sequel to "Double Date." Clark & Lex convince Dawn & Buffy to go out with them again.

A Man's Got to Know His Limitations

2003-03-18T01:31:46-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,513, Reviews: 23 Updated: 3-18-03 Published: 3-16-03
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes it's just too much. Superman can save the world, but who can save him?

Kent Family Secret

2003-01-17T11:51:37-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,139, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to "What Child is This." Lionel finds out a Kent Family Secret.

What Child is This

2003-01-13T18:03:00-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,338, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-13-03
Status: In-Progress

A "What if Martha's pregnant" fic

Double Date

2002-11-18T14:10:25-08:00

Author: LastScorpion
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,409, Reviews: 29 Published: 11-18-02
Status: In-Progress

It's May, 2005. Dawn is at Metropolis University. Clark asks her out. It doesn't go well.