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Bum Reviews: Battle Royale

2009-11-20T06:06:23-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Battle Royale
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shuya N. & Noriko N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,839, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-20-09
Status: Complete

Homeless movie critic, Chester A. Bum, gives us his nutty review on the film based on Koushun Takami's controversial novel.

Bum Reviews: The Land Before Time

2009-10-23T16:20:17-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Land Before Time
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Littlefoot & Cera
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,266, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-23-09
Status: Complete

Everyone's favorite homeless guy reviews the very first movie that sparked the whole LBT series.

The Gumball Rally

2009-09-28T07:20:08-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Gumball Rally
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 26,077, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-28-09 Published: 7-17-09
Status: In-Progress

No rules. No limits. No boundaries. Michael Bannon pulls out of retirement to revive one of the most illegal races and gather a whole new batch of star studded contestants eager to get their hands on the Gumball Trophy. Who will win?

Bum Reviews: The Daughter of Darkness

2009-09-04T09:41:31-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Tenchi Muyo
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tenchi M. & Ryoko
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-4-09
Status: Complete

Chester A. Bum shares us his 'thorough' thoughts on the second Tenchi movie.

Bum Reviews: The Sealed Card

2009-09-04T09:38:37-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura K. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 988, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-4-09
Status: Complete

The homeless movie buff gives us his wacky review on a Card Captor Sakura movie!

Bum Reviews: Digimon The Movie

2009-08-15T08:24:06-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Takeru T./TK & Hikari Y./Kari K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,070, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-15-09
Status: Complete

Chester A. Bum, the movie loving hobo, shares us his thoughts on the Digimon movie...

Bum Reviews: The End of Evangelion

2009-08-06T19:14:54-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shinji I. & Asuka S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,672, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-6-09
Status: Complete

Our favorite homeless movie loving hobo talks about one of the most controversial anime movies to ever hit the big screen. Find out what he thought.

Backwards

2009-04-25T09:15:23-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sakura K. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,056, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-25-09
Status: In-Progress

Meet Sakura. She entered the world as an old and frail woman, but has a strange but incredible gift: she's growing younger. Based on the movie/short story 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'.

Captain Chaos Anthem

2009-02-28T21:04:03-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Cannonball Run
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

A song tribute to Victor's alter ego. A parody of 'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion.

Bad Buu

2009-01-24T06:28:00-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Majin Buu & Goku
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

A parody of the classic reggae song 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle, dedicated to Majin Buu. So whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?

Why So Serious?

2008-12-25T06:44:28-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Gunslinger Girl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,558, Reviews: 16 Updated: 12-25-08 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

Chaos threatens Italy when the girls are up against the psychotic criminal mastermind: the Joker. After one of their friends is taken as hostage, Henrietta and Triela are determined to bring her back alive.

Charlie Brown

2008-11-20T07:59:06-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Peanuts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 416, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-20-08
Status: Complete

A song parody of 'Billy Brown' by Mika. With all sympathies to the title character himself, despite some mild bashing...

Last Love Song On This Little Planet

2008-10-11T09:00:34-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Drama
Pairing: Taichi Y./Tai K. & Sora T.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,965, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-11-08 Published: 8-8-08
Status: In-Progress

Imagine if Sora disappeared when you least expected it. Now imagine if she reappeared years later, horribly changed. Taiora/Sorato. Inspired by the anime/manga Saikano.

Vincent Is A Super Trooper

2008-09-12T12:34:29-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

Midgar's at the brink of destruction! Whilst Vincent resumes with the evacuation plan, Yuffie has a love song to share with him! A Yuffentine song parody, and anyone familiar with Abba should probably know what to expect in this fic.

Alien Queen

2008-09-11T19:03:34-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Aliens/Predator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 257, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-11-08
Status: Complete

A song parody of 'Dancing Queen' by Abba.

Angry Video Game Nerd Saves Kingdom Hearts!

2008-05-16T10:51:46-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Yuffie K.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,758, Reviews: 156 Updated: 5-16-08 Published: 11-3-07
Status: Complete

Sora and his friends are kidnapped! But we can still depend on the angriest, foul mouthed video gamer in the world to rescue them! Can he stop Kefka's evil schemes, or will everyone be eternally condemned by his verbal abuse?

7 Yuffies Bad Luck

2008-04-13T13:23:23-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,137, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-13-08 Published: 3-15-08
Status: Complete

After breaking her mother's mirror, Yuffie finally pays the price when seven little imps come out to torture her.

Special Delivery From The Love Obsessed

2008-02-14T06:48:09-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 679, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-14-08
Status: Complete

Vincent gets an unwelcomed surprise when a mysterious package arrives at his doorstep. You know he's in trouble when there's a Yuffentine song lurking round the corner!

Somewhere In My Memory

2007-12-25T07:30:58-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Yuffie K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,466, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Revenge for a death in the family is the cruellest experience in a young girl's life. Yet learning forgiveness with the message of Christmas is even harder to accept. Yuffie,Vincent fic.

Gil! Glorious Gil!

2007-11-16T09:11:20-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuffie K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-16-07
Status: Complete

A Yuffie song parody of 'Food, Glorious Food' from Oliver Twist. R and R please!

Cannonball Run: Final Tour

2007-09-30T04:13:47-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Cannonball Run
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 61,268, Reviews: 25 Updated: 9-30-07 Published: 1-15-07
Status: Complete

The Chairman passes away, requesting in his will for a last race to be held. Friends and foes, old and new, gather once more in a final attempt to win the Cannonball Run. Who will stand triumphant in this final tour?

The Rainbow Connection

2007-09-11T21:12:36-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Rainbow Brite
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Chapters: 9, Words: 15,767, Reviews: 32 Updated: 9-11-07 Published: 10-14-05
Status: Complete

Guilt stricken by a misfortunate event, Wisp strips off her Color belt and flees to Earth into seclusion. Through years passing, she grows into adulthood leading a new life of her own. But will her peace last forever?

Symbiote

2007-09-01T08:29:04-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural
Pairing: Sakura K. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,514, Reviews: 16 Updated: 9-1-07 Published: 8-14-07
Status: Complete

We all know what happened to Peter Parker when he first encountered the symbiote. But what happens when the symbiote chooses to bond with a much younger host? Ill consequences are bound to arise...

Where Do Babies Come From?

2007-08-18T12:56:20-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

A short and silly Yuffentine oneshot I wrote. Vincent and Yuffie have a small conversation with their daughter, which gets a little too personal for them to stomach...

Yuffie's Christmas Carol

2007-06-15T12:54:03-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuffie K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-15-07
Status: Complete

A short song parody about Yuffie's mischievous shenanigans on the night of Christmas Eve. Please read and review!

Dude Looks Like The Devil

2007-05-11T08:55:27-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 561, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

Yuffie admires Vincent's demonic nature...perhaps a little too much. Time for another Yuffentine melody! [A parody of 'Dude Looks Like A Lady' by Aerosmith].

Never Kiss With A Nemesis

2007-03-04T09:22:43-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-4-07
Status: Complete

A parody I wrote to 'Never Smile At A Crocodile'. A warning to those who oddly believe that Nemesis is a hot stud [as if!].

Responsibility

2007-02-11T09:39:35-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-11-07
Status: In-Progress

[Sequel to 'If I Could Be You For A Day']. Yuffie and Vincent just aren't fit to become parents yet. But now that they have a daughter to take care of, things are liable to change for the both of them...inevitably.

Ode To A Ninja Brat

2006-11-10T09:09:52-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuffie K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

A song tribute to one of my beloved characters of Final Fantasy, Yuffie Kisaragi! Please enjoy!

Macarena: A Rei Ayanami Song

2006-07-07T07:44:09-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rei A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-7-06
Status: Complete

Be very afraid...it's the Macarena song rewritten for one of our favorite girls: Rei Ayanami!

Kiss Me Now Valentine

2006-02-14T10:09:09-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 738, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-14-06
Status: Complete

Yuffentine. It's Valentine's day, and Yuffie's looking for some sweet company, with no one else but Vincent! [Parody of 'Build Me Up Buttercup' by the Foundations].

Spam

2005-12-31T13:06:21-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kairi & Selphie T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-31-05 Published: 12-29-05
Status: Complete

Kairi and Selphie have a very strange encounter with Moogles singing a disturbing song about...spam. Based off a Monty Python sketch.

Dirty Chopsticks

2005-12-18T09:04:44-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Tohru H. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,027, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-18-05
Status: Complete

Fruits Basket goes Monty Python, with a reenactment of the famous Restaurant sketch!

I'm Too Sexy: Beelzebumon Style

2005-11-18T11:22:02-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 257, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-18-05
Status: In-Progress

You knew it was coming sooner or later...a song parody of 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred! Please read and review!

Thir13en Ghosts

2005-11-11T08:18:13-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 17, Words: 24,787, Reviews: 294 Updated: 11-11-05 Published: 9-12-04
Status: Complete

For the fate of Kairi and the other princesses, thirteen of our most beloved characters from Kingdom Hearts are forced to fight to the death against thirteen of the most atrocious horror movie icons ever to exist. Who will live, who will die?

BioManiacs

2005-10-07T14:17:25-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 176, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-7-05
Status: In-Progress

A short parody of the 'Animaniacs' theme.

I Like To Moogle

2005-07-17T07:46:25-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 38 Published: 7-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Yuffentine. Yuffie wants Vincent to do a Moogle dance with her...another parody ensues.

Don't Feed Asuka!

2005-06-01T13:54:55-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Asuka S. & Rei A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,139, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

(AU) The rascally Rei plays a mean joke on Asuka, informing everybody in Tokyo to deny her food for a whole twenty-four hours! Can Asuka survive, or will she starve to death?

Senshi Got Boobs

2005-02-18T15:34:04-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Mamoru C./Darien & Usagi T./Serena/Bunny
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-18-05
Status: In-Progress

A parody of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's 'Baby Got Back', sung by Tuxedo Kamen!

I Should Be So Happy

2005-01-30T08:51:38-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,222, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-30-05
Status: In-Progress

Yuffentine AVALANCHE takes a day off to explore Midgar's biggest shopping center. Vincent ends up being the one having to take care of Yuffie...but what happens when the two get into a mild argument?

Heartless Of Hollow Bastion

2005-01-07T08:59:05-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 27 Published: 1-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Anybody who remembers the Camelot song from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' should enjoy this...(grins)...

Digital Monsters: Back In Action

2004-12-25T08:29:35-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Pairing: Takeru T./TK & Hikari Y./Kari K.
Chapters: 11, Words: 30,899, Reviews: 80 Updated: 12-25-04 Published: 7-23-04
Status: In-Progress

When Takeru is accused of murdering the head of Toei Animation, Toon Detective Eddie Valiant (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) is sent to Japan to investigate. But what he uncovers is something he'll regret...

Leon Got Back

2004-11-05T10:19:44-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 754, Reviews: 20 Updated: 11-5-04 Published: 10-29-04
Status: In-Progress

(Squffie) On a mission to rescue the Princesses from Hollow Bastion, Leon and Yuffie end up being outnumbered by the Heartless. So Yuffie finally confesses her love for Leon...by singing a song! (Parody of 'Baby Got Back' by Sir-Mix-A-Lot).

The Sephiroth Song

2004-10-24T09:00:41-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-24-04
Status: In-Progress

A plain but funny takeoff of the Gummi Bears theme.

Smelly Girl

2004-10-16T10:42:54-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-16-04
Status: In-Progress

A song parody of 'Barbie Girl', performed by Maleficent and Ansem!

Addicted To Squall

2004-10-16T07:57:53-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-16-04
Status: In-Progress

A Squffie song parody of 'Addicted To Love', sung by Yuffie Kisaragi!

Predator 2

2004-09-24T09:58:16-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Pairing: Sakura K. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,675, Reviews: 15 Updated: 9-24-04 Published: 8-6-04
Status: In-Progress

When the galaxy's most feared alien hunter arrives in the hearts of Tokyo, Sakura must be ready to face the creature that craves for her skull as its trophy.

The Materia Song

2004-09-03T09:38:04-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-3-04
Status: In-Progress

A funny song about Yuffie and her Materia, sung by...um, Yuffie Kisaragi. (Parody of 'I Want It That Way' by the Backstreet Boys).

Bicycle Repair Woman

2004-08-06T17:41:18-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,039, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Everyone has a secret identity...well, not everyone, but take Ritsuko for example. (Based off a Monty Python sketch).

NEO

2004-06-18T09:08:45-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Neo & Trinity
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-18-04
Status: In-Progress

A song parody of Walt Disney's 'DuckTales' theme.

Chicken Boo Strikes Again

2004-04-04T10:35:44-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-4-04
Status: In-Progress

How would Cloud and the gang react if they ever discovered that Sephiroth's true identity was, a CHICKEN? (It's a short fic, but please R&R!)

Pretty Fly For A Goth Guy

2004-03-26T09:22:57-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 802, Reviews: 19 Published: 3-26-04
Status: In-Progress

Yuffie is depressed about something...but what is it? (A Yuffentine song parody of 'Pretty Fly For A White Guy' by the Offspring).

Chicken Boo Strikes Back

2004-03-12T09:32:30-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 677, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-12-04
Status: In-Progress

What would happen if everyone discovered that Shinji Ikari was in fact a chicken...literally?

Into The West

2004-03-07T09:54:19-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-7-04 Published: 3-5-04
Status: In-Progress

Each night, Kairi is disturbed by a mysterious dream, prophecising that either Riku or Sora will soon return to her. But now, her question is going to be finally answered...who will it be? (This is a very simple romance, so please review)

Chicken Boo

2004-03-05T09:22:28-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mamoru C./Darien & Usagi T./Serena/Bunny
Chapters: 1, Words: 876, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-5-04
Status: In-Progress

Oh, dear! It seems that Mamoru's role as Tuxedo Kamen has apparently been replaced by...a chicken?

Artificial Intelligence

2004-02-21T10:07:34-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 3, Words: 12,593, Reviews: 16 Updated: 2-21-04 Published: 8-29-03
Status: In-Progress

Godo Kisaragi has passed away, leaving a robot creation named Yuffie Kisaragi behind. Knowing that she would die in a matter of time, Yuffie seeked the fantastic possibilty to become a real life human...until one day, she met a war machine named Vincent.

The Keybearer Song

2004-02-13T09:53:01-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-13-04 Published: 2-6-04
Status: In-Progress

A silly song parody of Werid Al Yankovic's 'Yoda', sung by Goofy.

The Ring

2004-02-08T09:15:33-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Spiritual
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 10, Words: 7,369, Reviews: 53 Updated: 2-8-04 Published: 4-4-03
Status: In-Progress

Yuffentine Semisequel to 'If I Could Be You For A Day'. Yuffie finds a strange video tape and learns a disturbing history about Lucrecia.

Can You Feel The Love Tonight

2004-01-23T03:18:54-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Princess Mononoke
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 527, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-23-04
Status: In-Progress

A short Ashitaka-San romance fic. Don't you just love them?

We All Live In Tenchi Masaki's Home

2003-12-05T08:28:20-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Tenchi Muyo
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-5-03
Status: In-Progress

A song parody of 'We All Live in The Yellow Submarine' by the Beatles.

Like A Lesbian

2003-11-23T08:43:39-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Haruka T. & Michiru K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 266, Reviews: 19 Updated: 11-23-03 Published: 11-22-03
Status: In-Progress

A little Haruka-Michiru song parody, done to the tune of Madonna's 'Like A Virgin'. (Rating changed to R, due to slight sexual content).

God Help The Outcasts

2003-11-21T08:27:28-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Mystique
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-21-03
Status: In-Progress

Nightcrawler makes a silent prayer...contains some Mystique angst as well. Please RR.

Rolie Polie Harry

2003-10-31T12:27:40-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-31-03
Status: In-Progress

A song parody of the 'Rolie Polie Olie' theme. Sorry Harry fans, I only did this for laughs!

Brady Bunch Theme: LOTR Style!

2003-10-31T12:24:35-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Frodo B. & Gandalf
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-31-03
Status: In-Progress

Just read the title, numb nuts!

Your Song

2003-10-26T08:25:47-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Haruka T. & Michiru K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 185, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-26-03
Status: Complete

A cute Haruka-Michiru fic based on Elton John's 'Your Song'. It's just a one-shot, so please review!

Battle Royale

2003-10-05T09:01:14-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Tomoyo D. & Sakura K.
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,383, Reviews: 46 Updated: 10-5-03 Published: 8-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Kidnapped by their own school, Sakura Kinomoto and her friends are taken to an uninhabited island where they must kill each other to survive. Could you kill your best friend?

Without Me: A Beastly Song

2003-09-26T02:31:54-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Care Bears
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 341, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-26-03
Status: In-Progress

Beastly sings his own short version of Eminem's 'Without Me'.

Written In The Stars

2003-09-07T09:57:06-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Sakura K. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,791, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-7-03
Status: In-Progress

The Li family wants Syaoran to marry Meiling. Meiling wants Syaoran to marry her. But who does Syaoran really want?

Freddy Thumping

2003-08-09T06:41:34-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 429, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-9-03
Status: In-Progress

A song parody of 'Tubthumping' by Chumbawamba.

The Power Rangers Song

2003-08-02T08:54:01-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Power Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-2-03
Status: In-Progress

A song spoof of 'Knights Of The Round Table' from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. But readers, beware! This contains a lot of PR bashing!

I Never Had A Dream Come True

2003-08-02T08:16:42-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 550, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-2-03
Status: In-Progress

A short and sweet SoraKairi. This is my first KH story, so please be kind and review!

Pinocchio Rhapsody

2003-07-09T16:26:02-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 422, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' rewritten for our favorite little puppet. This also has an alternate ending!

I'm Syaoran's Lady!

2003-05-18T09:29:38-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Meiling L. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,013, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-18-03
Status: In-Progress

Meiling gets fed up with Sakura (a short song parody of Eminem's 'The Real Slim Shady').

The Sailor Starlights Song

2003-04-25T09:29:03-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: K. Seiya & K. Yaten
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 29 Published: 4-25-03
Status: In-Progress

This is what you get when you mix the Sailor Starlights with the 'Spongebob Squarepants' theme!

Kissing Yuffie Kisaragi

2003-04-11T09:23:41-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,222, Reviews: 31 Published: 4-11-03
Status: In-Progress

(Yuffentine) A funny poetic fic inspired by Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs And Ham.

The Final Fantasy 7 Theme

2003-04-04T09:29:16-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-4-03
Status: In-Progress

Just a song I made up for FF7...well, actually it's the 'Tiny Toons' theme rewritten!

The Second Vincent Valentine Song

2003-03-28T08:27:15-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 330, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-28-03
Status: In-Progress

Yep. Another Yuffentine song parody, this time on the Addams Family theme...*giggles*...be warned though, this one's slightly random.

I Fell In Love With The Turk At The Gold Saucer

2003-03-23T09:30:38-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-23-03
Status: In-Progress

Just when Vincent is trying to get some rest...guess what hits him? (Yuffentine song parody of Blink 182's 'Girl At The Rock Show'!)

The Addams Family Theme: LOTR Style!

2003-03-23T09:21:23-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 164, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-23-03
Status: In-Progress

A song parody of the 'Addams Family' theme.

Vincent Vincent!

2003-03-14T10:18:10-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 684, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-14-03
Status: In-Progress

(Yuffentine song parody of 'Sugar Sugar' by the Archies) Yuffie invites Vincent to the her Sakura Festival in Wutai...what surprises await this time?

The Professor Snape Song

2003-03-14T10:15:50-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-14-03
Status: In-Progress

A song parody of the Donald Duck theme.

The Duo Maxwell Song

2003-03-07T09:00:38-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Duo M. & Relena P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-7-03
Status: In-Progress

A short parody of the 'Spongebob Squarepants' theme...Duo Maxwell lovers beware!

Vincent And The Brat

2003-03-02T09:35:17-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 23 Published: 3-2-03
Status: In-Progress

A quick Yuffentine song parody of the 'Pinky And The Brain' theme.

This Old Man: LOTR Style!

2003-02-21T08:56:34-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Frodo B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 356, Reviews: 21 Published: 2-21-03
Status: In-Progress

Just as the title says...contains extreme knick-knack paddy-whacking!

The Vincent Valentine Song

2003-02-18T09:32:46-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 33 Published: 2-18-03
Status: In-Progress

[Yuffentine] Just when Vincent is starting to feel blue, Yuffie comes along and sings him a song! Parody of the 'Spongebob Squarepants' theme!

The Night Raizo Went Crazy

2003-02-04T11:14:32-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Rival Schools
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-4-03
Status: In-Progress

A spin-off of Weird Al's 'The Night Santa Went Crazy'.

Where Are You Christmas?

2002-12-25T11:15:29-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sakura K. & Syaoran L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 881, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-25-02 Published: 10-18-02
Status: In-Progress

Syaoran has already returned to Hong Kong. Will Christmas ever be the same without him?

Pop Goes The Smeagol!

2002-12-24T10:54:07-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gollum
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 23 Published: 12-24-02
Status: In-Progress

A short parody on 'Pop Goes The Weasel'.

The Pink Panther

2002-12-22T10:01:08-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Haruka T. & Michiru K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,736, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-22-02 Published: 12-21-02
Status: In-Progress

Don't let the title fool you! Haruka and Michiru come face to face with their worst fear: a tiny bee.

Here Comes Saruman

2002-12-16T08:02:43-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Saruman
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-16-02
Status: In-Progress

Just a short parody on 'Here Comes Santa Clause'.

Buttercup: Alternately Rude And Polite

2002-12-15T13:02:48-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Powerpuff Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,721, Reviews: 36 Updated: 12-15-02 Published: 10-24-02
Status: In-Progress

Buttercup's been struck with a strange illness. How will Blossom and Bubbles cope with her?

The Night Rainbow Went Crazy

2002-12-15T07:07:34-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Rainbow Brite
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-15-02
Status: In-Progress

What happens when Rainbow Brite suddenly flips her lip? Parody of 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' by Weird Al Yankovic.

Wutai Girl

2002-12-13T10:27:06-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 561, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-13-02
Status: In-Progress

(Yuffentine) Vincent tells Chaos and the others about an annoying ninja girl. Song parody of 'Uptown Girl' by Billy Joel.

Yuffie Girl Kissed The Sexy ExTurk

2002-11-29T08:51:02-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 731, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-29-02
Status: In-Progress

Just another Yuffentine song parody based on 'Video Killed The Radio Star'! Yuffie tells Cloud about a little secret. The Turks seem to have an interest too...

If I Could Be You For A Day

2002-11-25T10:30:30-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Vincent V. & Yuffie K.
Chapters: 14, Words: 10,171, Reviews: 192 Updated: 11-25-02 Published: 9-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Yuffentine. Yuffie's and Vincent's wish finally comes true...only to find themselves stuck inside each other's bodies for a whole day!

Alien War

2002-11-06T11:38:13-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Chapters: 8, Words: 16,342, Reviews: 96 Updated: 11-6-02 Published: 6-1-01
Status: In-Progress

The Digidestined must battle the ferocious Aliens and the deadly Predators to save both Earth and the Digital World. And with the help of the other Digidestined from around the world, will the ultimate heroes ever stop the ultimate terror?

The Decepticon Taunters

2002-10-04T08:17:59-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-4-02
Status: In-Progress

An adaptation of the 'French Taunters' scenes from 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail'. Okay, not my ordinary type of story, but sounds funny if you think about it.

Take My Breath Away

2002-09-28T09:33:33-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-28-02
Status: In-Progress

Hermione watches over her admirer nearing death.

The Turks Who Say Ni!

2002-09-27T09:48:32-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,449, Reviews: 26 Published: 9-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Monty Python anybody? Find out just how annoying the Turks can really be!

Wolverine Song

2002-08-25T15:47:33-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 347, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-25-02
Status: In-Progress

Wolverine sings a song to the entire X-men crew. Parody of 'Lumberjack Song' by Monty Python.

Harry Wasn't There

2002-08-10T10:39:04-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 188, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-10-02 Published: 8-8-02
Status: In-Progress

Perhaps not your everyday Harry/Hermione fic. Based on the song 'Daddy Wasn't There' by Austin Powers.

Smells Like Children

2002-07-12T23:04:17-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Rival Schools
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,784, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes it's good to learn about things you never knew. Sometimes they're better best forgotten. (Note: Rating might increase to R). I'm not sure if I'll be able to continue. I'm slowly losing interest. But if you would like me to go on, please tell me.

Yuffie Girl

2002-06-24T01:53:33-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-24-02
Status: In-Progress

(Yuffentine) Vincent is forced by Yuffie to come to her 18th anniversary party! It's a song parody of 'Barbie Girl'! ^_^

Hey Vinnie

2002-05-17T10:13:42-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,381, Reviews: 26 Published: 5-17-02
Status: In-Progress

Yuffie persuades Vincent to take her on a date to the Gold Saucer........*giggles*.....it's a Yuffentine! ^_^

Sora Takenouchi Reborn

2002-04-13T09:24:24-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Pairing: Sora T.
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,630, Reviews: 49 Updated: 4-13-02 Published: 4-21-01
Status: Complete

(Complete) Sora Takenouchi, now reincarnated as a flower sprite, must try to gather her memories from her previous life and find those who had killed her. It's a bit of a Taiora story.

Super Saiyans Killed The Sailor Moon Scouts

2002-04-05T04:32:11-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Goku
Chapters: 1, Words: 391, Reviews: 14 Updated: 4-5-02 Published: 3-31-02
Status: In-Progress

A song parody of 'Video Killed The Radio Star' by the Buggles.

Sarabande

2002-03-23T04:23:08-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-23-02
Status: In-Progress

A short Yuffentine story about the vampire and the ninja sharing a dream together. Need I say more?

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Digimon

2002-03-16T02:34:01-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,480, Reviews: 18 Updated: 3-16-02 Published: 2-9-02
Status: In-Progress

In this horror spoof of 'The Shining', Tai, Matt, Ken, TK and the girls spend their Spring Break high up in an isolated hotel where the boys realize that they've lost their Digivices. Just how far would insanity push them?

Handbags And Gladrags

2002-03-08T00:37:16-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Rival Schools
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,707, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-8-02
Status: In-Progress

Kyosuke/Sakura fic. When Kyosuke is still overwhelmed by the death of his brother, he disappears from his friends. Sakura is asked to look for him and it happens that she's the only one who can truly help his dark feelings.

Rollerball

2002-01-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Rival Schools
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 19,374, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-27-02 Published: 8-9-01
Status: In-Progress

There is no crime, no wars, there is only the game of Rollerball. A grotesque mutation of football and hockey where people risk their lives to win. Six schools are summoned to play in this exciting but dangerous game. Who will be the last one standing?

I Saw Misty Kissing Santa Claus

2001-12-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,199, Reviews: 27 Updated: 12-8-01 Published: 9-18-01
Status: In-Progress

Ash and his friends spend Christmas Eve together at his house. And during the night, Jigglypuff stumbles across Misty and makes a shocking discovery.

I Saw Michelle Kissing Santa Claus

2001-12-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 13 Updated: 12-8-01 Published: 9-19-01
Status: In-Progress

Hotaru finds Michelle with a familiar face on the night of Christmas Eve.

Predator

2001-12-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Pairing: Ada W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,079, Reviews: 23 Updated: 12-1-01 Published: 7-19-01
Status: In-Progress

With each member of her team being brutally slaughtered by an unknown creature, Ada Wong, along with Sherry Birkin, must escape from a hi tech military complex before the creature finds and kills them. Will they survive?

I Saw Sora Kissing Santa Claus

2001-09-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Charles Xavier
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 533, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-21-01
Status: In-Progress

Sora stays over at Tai's house on the night of Christmas Eve. And Kari witnesses a shocking sight.