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Meeting Of The Minds

2005-02-21T12:54:04-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 10, Words: 26,929, Reviews: 962 Updated: 2-21-05 Published: 6-5-04
Status: In-Progress

With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.

Two Summers

2005-02-18T15:03:07-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Dawn S. & Spike
Chapters: 6, Words: 24,853, Reviews: 176 Updated: 2-18-05 Published: 10-18-04
Status: In-Progress

Buffy finds a way to de-Key Dawn: mixing her blood with Spike's. They flee the country, leaving Spike, Buffybot, & AI to take on Glory and guard the Hellmouth. When they return years later, Dawn & Spike must deal with the consequences of their bond.

Every Night I Save You

2005-02-16T21:18:12-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Spike & Dawn S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,058, Reviews: 70 Updated: 2-16-05 Published: 8-9-04
Status: In-Progress

AU Season Six. After Spike jumps off Glory's tower to save her, a mourning Dawn uncovers a mystery.

Word of Advice

2005-02-16T20:55:39-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Spike & Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

Post-NFA. Meet the newly reformed Angel Investigations in Cleveland, where the god-king receptionist's phone manners leave something to be desired and Angel... has changed. COMPLETE.

Valentine

2005-02-16T20:42:16-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Spike & Tara M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,446, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

Canon-friendly S6 interlude. It's Valentine's Night, and Tara and Spike are both lovelorn and lonely. When they collide trying to find gifts for their screwed-up significant others, they decide to celebrate the holiday together. COMPLETE.

Two Live As One

2005-02-16T20:25:34-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Faith L. & Dawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 198, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Double-drabble. An alternate ending to "The Gift".

Choice

2005-02-16T20:19:55-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Charles G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

Dying in the NFA battle, Charles Gunn is faced with the most horrific decision of his life. COMPLETE.

Gifts of the Fathers

2005-02-16T20:12:09-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Spike & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,943, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

AtS Season Five. Angel's being tormented by the Ghost of Christmas Present... and his name is William the Bloody. But Spike's not the only vampire with a surprise up his sleeve. COMPLETE.

Of Interest

2005-02-16T19:58:40-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 620, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

By request: Sandman-Buffy crossover. Crazy!Basement!Spike has a visit from an old friend he never knew he had. COMPLETE.

Throw Stones

2005-02-16T19:53:25-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,425, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

By request: A "cut scene" from "Older and Far Away" in which Buffy tries to apologize to Spike for the events of "Dead Things". COMPLETE.

All The Colors of the Dawn

2005-02-16T19:44:25-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Spike & Dawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,479, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

Post-NFA. A new Slayer recruit from Los Angeles has a shocking surprise for Dawn. COMPLETE.

Dance

2005-02-16T19:39:24-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Spike & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,407, Reviews: 21 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

By request: an alternate ending to "The Girl In Question", in which Buffy notices Spike and Angel at the club in Rome. Spuffy. COMPLETE.

Acquired Tastes

2005-02-16T19:31:35-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 489, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

Spike and Ilona Costa Bianchi have a little chat about condiments. COMPLETE.

Home Improvement

2005-02-16T19:13:28-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Spike & Tara M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,804, Reviews: 42 Published: 2-16-05
Status: Complete

With no place to go after "Tabula Rasa", a desperate Tara crashes with Spike - a "temporary" arrangement which spawns a friendship that will change the destinies of everyone around them. COMPLETE.

Out of the Blue

2004-10-18T19:45:16-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,904, Reviews: 39 Published: 10-18-04
Status: In-Progress

Buffy and Willow come to W&H to warn Fred about Illyria, only to discover that Angel's come down with a bad case of puppet and a certain peroxided vampire isn't quite as dead as they thought.

And Other Danzig Songs

2004-10-18T19:34:09-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Spike & Tara M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-18-04
Status: In-Progress

When Spike confesses that he faked his chip firing in "Family", he and Tara band together to uncover her true demonic origins.

Returning The Favor

2004-10-18T19:25:58-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Spike & Riley F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,179, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-18-04
Status: Complete

Spike gets a great deal of unwanted assistance from his least favorite member of the military. COMPLETE.

Once More With Spiking

2004-10-18T19:22:37-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,264, Reviews: 51 Published: 10-18-04
Status: In-Progress

When Spike and Willow's agreement to send him a week back in time to stop the events in "Seeing Red" backfires, Spike finds himself trapped in Season Two and an ethical minefield.

Lover's Knot

2004-10-18T18:56:50-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,012, Reviews: 140 Updated: 10-18-04 Published: 7-21-04
Status: In-Progress

When Spike visits Anya for a numbing spell (6x18, "Entropy"), Cecily-Halfrek offers him a deal instead; she will rid him of his love for Buffy if he performs Anya's wish against Xander. When Spike agrees, it changes everything...

As The Romans Do

2004-10-06T18:46:01-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 31, Words: 56,202, Reviews: 503 Updated: 10-6-04 Published: 7-4-04
Status: In-Progress

Post AtS finale. The Scoobies arrive to save the Fang Gang, but the final battle is just the beginning. Split up and on the run, the combined casts discover that their pasts may be just as perilous as their futures. An ensemble piece; pairings galore.

Tangled Web

2004-09-02T02:10:02-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Spike & Buffy S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,755, Reviews: 20 Updated: 9-2-04 Published: 9-1-04
Status: In-Progress

When Drusilla is sucked into Acathla's hell along with Angelus, Spike and Buffy must maintain their reluctant partnership to rescue their respective loves.

Present Perfect

2004-08-20T08:23:00-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,684, Reviews: 116 Updated: 8-20-04 Published: 8-14-04
Status: In-Progress

You can't always get what you want... unless, of course, you're drinking with a vengeance demon. However, Buffy soon discovers that perfection carries a heavy price. Wildly AU after 'Tabula Rasa'.

The Returning

2004-08-09T05:50:58-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Spike & Tara M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,364, Reviews: 112 Updated: 8-9-04 Published: 7-23-04
Status: In-Progress

Three years after Buffy's death, the Scoobies have built a strange new life without her... until Giles discovers the real reason their attempt to resurrect Buffy didn't work; someone else beat them to it. AU after Season Five (5x22, "The Gift").

Out Of Time

2004-06-02T01:07:47-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,265, Reviews: 219 Updated: 6-2-04 Published: 5-29-04
Status: In-Progress

A Time-Turner Story. Hermione Granger has always stood up for the underdog, but when an accident sends her 20 years into the past, she finds her sympathies lie in strange places...

Right In Front Of Me

2004-02-06T18:22:44-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Friends
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 16, Words: 37,244, Reviews: 334 Updated: 2-6-04 Published: 11-18-03
Status: In-Progress

When Ross returns from China with Julie, Rachel does something -- and someone -- unexpected. Warning: Strong sexual themes, strong language, and constant nicotine abuse.

The Tribbiani Trifecta

2003-09-16T22:25:02-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 17, Words: 26,842, Reviews: 123 Updated: 9-16-03 Published: 12-16-02
Status: In-Progress

Monica and Chandler -- soulmates? Phoebe sure doesn't think so. As their wedding day approaches, Phoebe hatches Her Ultimate Plan... but what is she really up to?

The One With The Eighties

2003-09-16T21:21:39-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,162, Reviews: 124 Updated: 9-16-03 Published: 1-23-03
Status: In-Progress

Janice's questions about the group's origins reveal a surprising history between Phoebe and Chandler.

The Other Gold

2003-09-14T13:11:26-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,891, Reviews: 33 Updated: 9-14-03 Published: 9-11-03
Status: In-Progress

Trapped in a loveless marriage, Monica returns to New York to get her old life back. However, she soon finds that the friends - and loves - she left behind have changed in dramatic ways. A companion piece to "Hanging By A Moment".

The Last Singlecorn

2003-09-13T00:43:00-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,705, Reviews: 27 Updated: 9-13-03 Published: 9-11-03
Status: In-Progress

When Joey becomes the only single Friend, the others try to pair him off... with unexpected consequences.

Hanging By A Moment

2003-09-10T20:51:47-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Supernatural
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,621, Reviews: 61 Updated: 9-10-03 Published: 9-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Monica Becker returns to New York and finds that everything's changed... or has it? As she confronts her conflicting memories, she takes a surreal trip through the other things that are. A companion piece to "The Other Gold".

Can't Go Home Again

2003-08-31T20:48:13-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 17, Words: 65,329, Reviews: 285 Updated: 8-31-03 Published: 1-29-03
Status: Complete

2008. When Monica's husband dies, the Friends reunite... and discover there may still be time to fix the mistakes of their past. Now Complete.

The One With Chandler's Date

2003-05-11T22:18:29-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,383, Reviews: 65 Updated: 5-11-03 Published: 2-15-03
Status: In-Progress

A gauntlet is thrown. A challenge is accepted. And Chandler's wearing a towel. WARNING: Sexual themes, minor slash.

The One With The Surprise Party

2003-02-15T09:48:17-08:00

Author: Helga Von Nutwimple
Category: Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 39 Published: 2-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Phoebe's birthday generates bigger surprises than anyone had anticipated.