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His Lordship Had a Little Lamb

2005-01-18T05:42:28-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 17, Words: 48,848, Reviews: 137 Updated: 1-18-05 Published: 8-18-04
Status: In-Progress

Madam Meserole is in trouble. To help, Hanna and a gentleman smuggler hunt for the most dangerously delectable substance on the Disc. That's got Vetinari worried, along with those compromising iconographs. (4th in Seamstress series-FINI-

Possession

2004-08-08T06:56:17-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,311, Reviews: 57 Updated: 8-8-04 Published: 7-24-04
Status: In-Progress

Lord Vetinari hatches the most elegant and ambitious plan of his life. All he needs is time, patience and a little girl...FINI

Fangirls and the Men Who Love Them

2004-07-15T22:14:09-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,096, Reviews: 98 Updated: 7-15-04 Published: 5-3-04
Status: In-Progress

A Moral and Uplifting Tale of Witches, Watchmen, Palace Inhabitants, Music, Hysteria, Hip-dancing, Blackmail, Black Leather, and several Violations of Ankh Morpork Laws & Ordinances. (FINI)

Vetinari In Absentia

2004-04-16T07:43:36-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 13, Words: 33,959, Reviews: 107 Updated: 4-16-04 Published: 2-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Vetinari has no job, no home and no money. What he does have is his mistress, his wits and a motley group of allies. Does Downey stand a chance? 3rd in the Seamstress Series (Began with Say Yes). FINI!

What All Rulers Want

2004-02-03T00:53:11-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 22, Words: 65,705, Reviews: 91 Updated: 2-3-04 Published: 11-24-03
Status: In-Progress

LAST CHAPTER and epilogue (in which the last mystery is explained)- There's something strange about Lady Vetinari and Vimes is going to find out what. If those murders don't get in the way. And what's Margolotta got to do with it all? FINITO

From the Office of the Patrician

2003-12-13T00:25:05-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,710, Reviews: 108 Updated: 12-13-03 Published: 1-3-03
Status: In-Progress

Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...

Conspiracy of Beers

2003-10-04T01:18:49-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 19,010, Reviews: 31 Updated: 10-4-03 Published: 8-26-03
Status: In-Progress

The brewers of A-M are lining up for battle. And everyone knows Vetinari doesn't drink (when anyone's looking). SEQUEL to and spoilers for Say Yes (R-section). This baby is finished!

Bath Day

2003-09-30T05:41:55-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,996, Reviews: 28 Published: 9-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Ah...There's nothing like a good, hot bath. What are characters in the DW doing in the tub? Peek and find out!

Say Yes

2003-08-17T02:08:05-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,626, Reviews: 64 Updated: 8-17-03 Published: 6-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**

And Your Lips, My Dear, Are Like Giblets

2003-05-07T00:22:34-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,107, Reviews: 43 Updated: 5-7-03 Published: 4-11-03
Status: In-Progress

A romantic farce starring Ankh-Morpork's most efficient Palace clerk. **FINISHED!!!**

The Black Knight

2003-02-25T00:01:22-08:00

Author: Mercator
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 16,837, Reviews: 41 Updated: 2-25-03 Published: 1-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Poor Vetinari. It was supposed to be a simple chess game. But wizards are such sore losers. ***FINISHED***