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The College Years of Wizardry: Wet Carpets

2005-06-08T19:25:36-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 8, Words: 33,943, Reviews: 25 Updated: 6-8-05 Published: 5-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Once rid of Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves given to the care of three madcap college professors, barely out of Hogwarts themselves... and discover the one secret that Dumbledore neglected to tell them...

Moving In

2005-04-13T16:44:17-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 806, Reviews: 25 Published: 4-13-05
Status: Complete

Fluffy little one-shot. You know how Edna tells Helen to call her? And how the Parrs are relocating? And how the robot was on national news? ...You do see where this is going, right?

E and I

2005-03-15T20:08:17-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,470, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Allison Rouen was the newest American model; prim, pretty, and a pain in the ass as far as her designer Edna was concerned. But when Ally finds out about some of E's "incredible" customers, things begin to change...

The Farthest From Home I've Ever Been

2004-06-23T20:38:31-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Frodo B. & Samwise G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,783, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-23-04
Status: In-Progress

An overused storyline, yay! Frodo and Sam are back in the Shire, and try to pick up their normal lives again. Sam decides a baby will solve the problems of the universe, and Frodo finds himself alone for the very first time. FS

Home Is Behind

2003-12-22T17:05:55-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,672, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-22-03
Status: In-Progress

I am a twisted person ;) this is my little AF spin on the scene in ROTK where Pippin sings (God he is sooo cute!). Set during book 1, Holly’s capture causes her despair and Artemis is a softy – flash forward to the Arctic Incident...

The Rail Of Time

2003-11-19T15:28:56-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,236, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-19-03 Published: 10-26-03
Status: In-Progress

I was a physician college student when it happened – I messed around with the laws of reality with my own motives. NOT a Mary-Sue, just Frodo Baggins and Jack Sparrow cooped up with a lunatic. LOTRPOTC

Wizardly Gifts

2003-10-04T10:29:25-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,368, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-4-03
Status: Complete

I awoke last night to a strange situation... what would you have done? MY interpretation of the ROTK trailer. Thank you Gandalf, I’ll love you forever! :-D –COMPLETE-

Artemis Fowl: The Return of the Kin

2003-09-28T17:48:14-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 19,563, Reviews: 107 Updated: 9-28-03 Published: 1-12-03
Status: In-Progress

The long awaited sequel to the Cousin's Conspiracy. When the cousins take a summer vacation to Ireland, they find that the People's direst enemy is loose, and that the elves of the ages must unite, including Middle-Earth's... After EC.

Darkened Crystals

2003-08-05T08:46:04-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Enchanted Forest
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,008, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Dragons are losing grips with humanity. The Enchanted Forest is slowly becoming evil. And it’s all because of Cherli, who is definitely not a dragon’s princess. Nope. She’s a femme wizard... in the bosom of the Mountains of Morning.

Sketches

2003-06-24T19:46:15-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,112, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Who said dark lords can’t own wizards? Before he’s banished, Morgoth fashions a dread creation. Essatay, a teleporting woman with a rather strange staff, has finally arrived to make Arda into hell. . . but she’s gonna do it in style!

As My Heart Remembers

2003-06-24T19:44:55-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,321, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-24-03
Status: Complete

Legolas hires a streetwise girl to rid him of his fangirls. Their amusing attempts evolve into friendship and an unusual coupling... *COMPLETE* listen this is incredibly stupid sugarhighness, but my muse died, so....

Hazel Eyes

2003-06-07T18:41:00-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 776, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Set after Eternity Code: Artemis visits a childhood haunt at sunset and finds himself calling for someone he never met... or does he just not remember her?

Castle Of Destiny

2003-02-09T12:44:45-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,121, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Tansy is off to Hogwarts with Ruby and Sean. Everything seems to be perfect until a plague sweeps magical animals, leaving one person in all nature to fight the disease. Can Tansy put aside her envy and help her little sister save the day?

The Chronicals of Frodo

2003-01-18T20:37:26-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: Frodo B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 781, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-18-03
Status: In-Progress

Frodo Baggins used to only worry about why the bloody hell he had invited Sam to Bilbo's party. And what is with the jewelry around here?

Artemis Fowl: The Cousin's Conspiracy

2003-01-11T15:57:25-08:00

Author: The Violist
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 19, Words: 27,142, Reviews: 98 Updated: 1-11-03 Published: 1-5-03
Status: Complete

Artemis Fowl. Middle Earth. Bad combination. Especially when two hobbit-obsessive, ANNOYING girls come along for the ride. Rated for a little swearing. Tiny bit of mush. VERY FUNNY! (COMPLETE) written before EC came out