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Nonfatal Error

2009-03-12T17:52:12-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Charlie E. & Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,743, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-12-09
Status: Complete

On reflection, going out to the crime scene hadn't been one of Charlie's brighter ideas. Spoilers: Frenemies 5.10

Suspension of Disbelief

2009-03-04T15:27:26-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Charlie E. & Amita R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 857, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Charlie sees the magic. At any rate, he sees something, and maybe that's good enough.

Madmen, Drunks and Charlie Eppes

2009-02-17T15:21:13-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,436, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

Charlie could have died. Again. But still, Don's not going to ask him to stop. Missing scene from Scan Man.

The Thirtyseventh Hour

2009-01-29T18:32:00-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/General
Pairing: Charlie E. & Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,257, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-29-09
Status: Complete

Don and Charlie, sleep-deprived, traumatised, worried and guilty respectively. Still, things could be a lot worse. Episode tag to 5.08.

Symmetry

2009-01-19T18:51:36-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Angst
Pairing: Charlie E. & Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,921, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

Don and Charlie aren't as different as you might think, not when they're pushed. Takes place after Blowback.

Can't Mess With Us

2008-10-25T09:29:52-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Charlie E. & Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-25-08
Status: Complete

Don and Charlie talk after the events of Blowback. Spoilers up to that episode.

Still and Always

2008-10-02T15:35:35-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Angst
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,374, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-2-08
Status: Complete

Don and Charlie, getting incrementally closer to fine. Episode tag for When Worlds Collide.

Not Academic

2008-10-02T14:55:00-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,635, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-2-08
Status: Complete

Charlie isn't sure if he can even talk to Don any more. Episode tag for When Worlds Collide.

Dedication

2008-10-01T14:34:03-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family
Pairing: Charlie E. & Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-1-08
Status: Complete

Charlie surprises Don. Spoilers up to mid-s4.

An Objective Approach

2008-09-01T13:42:59-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Amita R. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,469, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

They've taken a long time to get here. Charlie/Amita. Post-ep tag for "Waste Not".

On the Ball

2008-09-01T12:45:52-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,377, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

A younger Don apprehends a wrongdoer. "Donnie Eppes, a born cop."

Things We Can't Untie

2008-07-18T11:16:33-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Don E. & Megan R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,430, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-18-08
Status: Complete

Megan's leaving LA, but she and Don have a few things to say to each other first. Filling in the gap canon left. Gen.

The Trouble With Road Trips

2008-07-17T18:55:00-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Don E. & Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,681, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-17-08
Status: Complete

The Eppes family goes on a road trip. Everyone lives, just about. A little!Eppes fic. May contain slight traces of calculus.

England

2008-07-15T19:08:27-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Charlie E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,139, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

Charlie's life in Cambridge, in a thousand words. First impressions, climate statistics, first love and family. This is a fic about an English city, from the viewpoint of an American, written by an Irishwoman.

My Heart and My Honour

2008-07-03T15:31:24-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Miles Vorkosigan
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,694, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-3-08 Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

Gregor dealing with power, what his father was, and growing up. Set during the closing part of "The Vor Game." Mentions of rape and torture, but rather less graphic than the books. Contains traces of Miles. Is ridiculously long.

Afternoon Briefing

2008-05-26T14:19:28-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 758, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-26-08
Status: Complete

Don brings Robin up to date with recent events in the Eppes family. Set before When Worlds Collide.

A Family Affair

2008-05-26T13:38:21-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Miles Vorkosigan
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,123, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-26-08
Status: Complete

Being the further misadventures of Ivan Vorpatril at the Emperor's Wedding. "Ivan considered starting a drinking game. If he was half-drunk and Miles was half his weight, that should even things up..."

Paved With Good Intentions

2008-05-26T13:37:08-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Miles Vorkosigan
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,113, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-26-08
Status: Complete

Ivan and Gregor have a short talk. Set near the end of The Warrior's Apprentice. "I don't imagine I'll get the opportunity to say this very often in my life." Ivan paused. "Gregor, you idiot."

Scuttlebutt

2008-05-16T15:20:22-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Charlie E. & Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-16-08
Status: Complete

Scuttlebutt is office gossip. Don is missing it all right now. Spoilers through to 4.17

FW: Fill out this silly survey11

2008-05-16T15:12:14-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 10,147, Reviews: 92 Updated: 5-16-08 Published: 9-3-05
Status: Complete

You've all seen those email forwards that do the rounds. What if they happen in the GFFA as well? All 15 now up!

Teen Movie

2008-05-13T17:25:09-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Charlie E. & Don E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-13-08
Status: Complete

Charlie vents about the dinner with the Ramanujans. Don is amused. Spoilers up to 4.17.

A Brief Experiment in the Life of Jack Harkness

2006-06-27T14:36:13-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,254, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-27-06 Published: 3-31-06
Status: Complete

Jack doesn't want to hang about in the gloomy, dystopian year 2626. But sabotage to his ship grounds him, and he becomes caught up with a secret group of rebels.

Something Like Quantum

2006-05-01T01:34:10-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-1-06
Status: Complete

The Doctor and Rose discuss the events of Tooth and Claw Inspired by the mention of a missing scene where they do just that in DW Confidential. Spoilers up to T&C, natch.

Jack

2006-03-30T12:09:39-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

A brief fic, Jack's pov, in Empty Child and The Doctor Dances.

A Game of Consequences

2005-12-21T01:54:02-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,146, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-21-05
Status: Complete

Rose and the Doctor did end up in Barcelona, after all. PostPotW. Note: NO spoilers for the Christmas Invasion.

Her Real Mother

2005-09-03T06:46:46-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Leia O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,850, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-3-05
Status: Complete

How does Leia remember her real mother? A ghost story, in a way.

A Distant Sound of Cannon

2005-07-13T12:45:48-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,824, Reviews: 17 Published: 7-13-05
Status: Complete

Ten year old Elizabeth Swann demands to hear a pirate story, and wakens some unwelcome memories for Lieutenant James Norrington.

A Minor Pothole on the Road to Revolution

2005-07-13T12:36:31-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,839, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-13-05
Status: Complete

Hermione and Ron talk about S.P.E.W. and the houseelves, and both of them learn a few things. Set early in their sixth year. Pre HBP.

Conversation in a Gaol Cell

2005-07-13T12:34:32-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,080, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-13-05
Status: Complete

Rose is having some difficulty coping with her actions when she looked into the vortex. Oh, and Jack has just got the two of them thrown in gaol, but that's a minor problem. A followup fic to 'Chasing the TARDIS', but it's not vital to have read it first.

Chasing the TARDIS

2005-06-25T13:06:14-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,259, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-25-05
Status: Complete

What does Jack do after he's left alone on Satellite Five? He's not sitting around waiting to be rescued...

Bittersweet

2005-06-06T21:08:10-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-6-05
Status: Complete

A very short fic. Harry's and Ginny's first night together.

Fire

2005-05-11T13:51:24-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-11-05
Status: Complete

An Anakinfeaturing drabble in honour of Episode III. Don't worry, it's spoilerfree, apart from what you can work out from Return of the Jedi.

The Narnia Box

2005-05-09T18:33:57-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 616, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-9-05
Status: Complete

Nine, Rose and Adam. Written post Dalek. Set just after Adam steps inside the TARDIS. Unrequited shipiness in various directions, the Doctor is still ambiguous so no one will bite me.

Rebel Heart

2004-07-24T06:47:49-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Leia O. & Luke S.
Chapters: 20, Words: 33,673, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-24-04 Published: 7-24-03
Status: Complete

During the Galactic civil war, one young woman struggles to survive, through tragedy and loss, friendship and love. OC-centric, with a fair amount of Leia and some Luke and Han. COMPLETED 1 June.

Educating Luke

2004-05-03T12:20:57-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Luke S. & Leia O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,932, Reviews: 25 Published: 5-3-04
Status: Complete

Shortly after ANH, the gang have some downtime, and Luke makes the aquaintance of large quantities of a certain element.

My Very Young Apprentice

2004-02-03T10:37:32-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 946, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-3-04
Status: Complete

Anakin and ObiWan take a while to get to know each other on a rainy Couruscant night. PostTPM.

An Engagement Is Announced

2004-01-29T19:34:51-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Leia O. & Han S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 862, Reviews: 34 Published: 1-29-04
Status: Complete

Ever wondered how the rest of the galaxy would react to Han and Leia's relationship? How about the tabloids? HUMOUR.

First Kiss

2003-10-28T05:11:35-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,181, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-28-03
Status: Complete

Luke Skywalker is almost sixteen and has never kissed a girl. What's a boy to do? Innocently humourous.

All or Nothing

2003-10-03T05:57:13-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Leia O. & Han S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 959, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-3-03
Status: Complete

Leia struggles to come to terms with her parentage, and has a little help from Han.

Not a Farmer

2003-09-29T05:05:37-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,836, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-29-03
Status: Complete

Fourteen year old Luke makes an unwelcome relevation to his uncle and aunt.

Alderaan

2003-08-09T10:38:47-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 388, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-9-03
Status: Complete

What was happening on the doomed planet as we saw it destroyed in ANH?

One Small Boy

2003-07-12T14:59:41-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,377, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-12-03
Status: Complete

Six year old Luke gets lost.

Not Quite A Bedtime Story

2003-06-05T07:22:30-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 807, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-5-03 Published: 6-3-03
Status: Complete

Beru Lars tells four year old Luke what happened to his grandmother.

Watching the Rain

2003-05-23T07:07:17-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Leia O. & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,327, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-23-03
Status: Complete

A Leia PoV fic, set at the end of ANH.

Getting Through

2003-04-30T10:00:54-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,788, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Ten year old Luke gets into a fight in school. What does it take to get through to a Skywalker?

The Kid got Lucky

2003-04-30T09:37:04-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,683, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Leia and Han take a time-out after the Battle of Yavin to start getting to know each other. Featuring Drunk!Luke and Concerned!Han.

Alderaan Rising

2003-04-23T14:27:17-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Leia O. & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,002, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-23-03
Status: Complete

Leia struggles to come to terms with the destruction of Alderaan.

Blankie

2003-03-26T05:39:45-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 633, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-26-03
Status: Complete

A little humour fic featuring Ben Skywalker and a fluffy red blanket.

How Anakin Brought Balance Again

2003-03-06T02:50:41-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Anakin S. & Luke S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,717, Reviews: 22 Updated: 3-6-03 Published: 2-27-03
Status: Complete

How did Anakin REALLY bring balance to the Force? Read this to find out! WARNING: If you are a fan of the EU or Mara Jade, I don't recommend you read this fic, as it makes fun of both.

Leia Among the Imperials

2003-02-13T11:00:38-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Leia O. & Darth V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,242, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-13-03
Status: Complete

Princess Leia is a captive aboard the Death Star. What's happening to her? What is she thinking, feeling? OT Vignette.

Breathing Space

2003-02-06T11:40:00-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Leia O. & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,263, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-6-03
Status: Complete

Leia uses the journey to Yavin during ANH to get to know Luke, and to fight with Han.

Son of My Heart

2003-02-04T14:32:20-08:00

Author: squelchything
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Luke S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 983, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-4-03 Published: 1-29-03
Status: Complete

Owen and Beru Lars reflect on their relationship with Luke during ANH.