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The Philosophy of Romance

2003-08-27T12:06:30-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,716, Reviews: 25 Updated: 8-27-03, Published: 8-27-03
Status: In-Progress

A watch officer and a journalist in love? Oh dear, oh dear...

Anywhere But Here

2003-07-22T20:27:19-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,540, Reviews: 32 Updated: 7-22-03, Published: 7-22-03
Status: In-Progress

Severus Snape runs into an old student in an unlikely place, and tells some uncomfortable truths to the Boy Who Ran Away.

Real

2003-07-20T20:11:51-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,383, Reviews: 19 Updated: 7-20-03, Published: 7-20-03
Status: In-Progress

Captain Sam Vimes is tired, hung over, and can't remember what he did the night before. And what's that bandage doing on his arm...?

The Patrician's Papers

2003-06-09T13:44:02-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 9, Words: 23,870, Reviews: 38 Updated: 6-9-03, Published: 4-21-03
Status: Complete

**Completed! Hurra! Vetinari's secret writings, Margolotta loose in Ankh-Morpork, and Drumknott considering a career change...

Home

2003-05-29T10:44:20-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,001, Reviews: 12 Updated: 5-29-03, Published: 5-29-03
Status: In-Progress

When Remus Lupin breaks into a room in the Leaky Cauldron, he runs into Severus Snape, a moral dilemma, and a lot of trouble. Fluffy slash. Snape narrates.

Defender of the Crown

2003-05-22T11:25:39-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,231, Reviews: 17 Updated: 5-22-03, Published: 5-22-03
Status: Complete

A death in Psuedopolis, a messenger to Ankh-Morpork, and an offer Sam Vimes can neither refuse nor accept... (complete in four chapters) (format apologies; it's ff.net and there's nothing I can do.)

The Children

2003-05-16T16:57:09-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,354, Reviews: 37 Updated: 5-16-03, Published: 5-16-03
Status: In-Progress

After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...

Off The Cuff

2003-05-06T14:09:20-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,413, Reviews: 43 Updated: 5-6-03, Published: 4-26-03
Status: In-Progress

**Trequel Added** A slip on a rooftop sends young Havelock Vetinari in a surprising new direction...(Night Watch spoilers) (Slash) (Oh god, I know!) (What have I done?)

When I Come For You

2003-05-01T16:43:05-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-1-03, Published: 5-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Just something I wrote after reading one more "The War is upon us!" fanfic...

The New Verse

2003-04-06T11:45:02-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,442, Reviews: 35 Updated: 4-6-03, Published: 4-6-03
Status: In-Progress

There's a new verse to an old song about the Patrician, and Vimes isn't happy about it...

Dinner at Sarnoff's

2003-03-29T08:58:53-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,974, Reviews: 21 Updated: 3-29-03, Published: 3-29-03
Status: In-Progress

A twist on an old fanfic...Sybil's got something on her mind.

Either Way

2003-03-25T21:57:29-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,445, Reviews: 31 Updated: 3-25-03, Published: 3-25-03
Status: In-Progress

The fire in Ankh-Morpork is nearly out; from the foothills, Vimes and Vetinari contemplate the city. (Written on a dare. Vetinari, drunk? Ye gods, Sam, what have you done?)

Every Little Thing

2003-03-22T16:17:44-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 16 Updated: 3-22-03, Published: 3-22-03
Status: In-Progress

::sigh:: It's a filk about Sybil. Run screaming now. No really. You'll only encourage me if you review it.

In The Blood

2003-03-21T07:28:43-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 17,061, Reviews: 52 Updated: 3-21-03, Published: 3-12-03
Status: Complete

[now completed!] An accident in Uberwald finally catches up with Vimes. Werewolves! Physicists! Crosswords! Nakedness! Dr. Sluice!

You Can't Kick A Troll In The Rocks

2003-03-09T10:59:14-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-9-03, Published: 3-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Argh, I don't know what to call this. It's got a beat and you can dance to it. Well, not really, but that's as accurate as anything else.

The Piecemaker

2003-03-06T19:30:36-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,477, Reviews: 19 Updated: 3-6-03, Published: 3-6-03
Status: In-Progress

A Commander's Inspection, a troll's invention, and a Patrician in the right place at the right time...

Owed

2003-03-03T18:03:40-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,241, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-3-03, Published: 3-3-03
Status: In-Progress

Rosie made a promise to John Keel about young Sam Vimes, and got her reward...but not in a way either of them expected.

We Didn't Buy The Hardback

2003-03-02T09:29:54-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 583, Reviews: 12 Updated: 3-2-03, Published: 3-2-03
Status: In-Progress

Erm. Sort of a, well, sort of a song, history, strange...thing? Words escape me (rather more often than I'll admit to). But it's short, so it won't take long to read. :)

A Room Vith A View

2003-03-01T11:32:16-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,273, Reviews: 36 Updated: 3-1-03, Published: 2-22-03
Status: Complete

Just my version of what happened yea those many years ago, on the Grand Sneer. Now completed!

The Great Morporkian Pastime

2003-02-21T16:46:17-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,921, Reviews: 20 Updated: 2-21-03, Published: 2-21-03
Status: In-Progress

The City Watch and the University go up against each other in the Discworld's first-ever baseball game...

Cold Snap

2003-02-19T17:17:38-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,050, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-19-03, Published: 2-19-03
Status: In-Progress

An unabashedly pointless little Vimes/Sybil piece about keeping warm on a chilly night. ::cough::

Changes

2003-02-17T17:41:04-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,765, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-17-03, Published: 2-17-03
Status: In-Progress

You know, I think I've become rather compulsive about posting. :) Just a little vignette about life for Sam Vimes, in five or six years' time.

Schoolboy

2003-02-16T12:33:34-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,513, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-16-03, Published: 2-16-03
Status: In-Progress

In honor of ff.net's revival, I place this very brief offering upon the fanfic altar. What do you do when a sixteen-year-old boy throws away a good education for a life in the Watch?

Patterns

2003-02-12T17:08:32-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,046, Reviews: 20 Updated: 2-12-03, Published: 2-12-03
Status: In-Progress

How to describe...based on the quote about carpets in The Night Watch, but no spoilers. Vimes faces up to some interesting truths about the Watch.

The Policeman's Ball

2003-02-11T08:59:05-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,266, Reviews: 18 Updated: 2-11-03, Published: 2-10-03
Status: In-Progress

Carrot's latest attempt at community outreach goes awry when he's attacked, and now Vimes has to answer the question -- who wants Captain Carrot dead?

Homecoming

2003-02-09T15:35:48-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,817, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-9-03, Published: 2-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to \'Some Buggers\'. There\'s a surprise in store for the widow Vimes... (may be posted twice; my apologies if so)

Transformations

2003-02-06T10:41:57-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,663, Reviews: 23 Updated: 2-6-03, Published: 2-6-03
Status: In-Progress

A little 'what if' based on Men at Arms, and the consequences of taking on new recruits...

The Sixpence Opera

2003-02-06T09:59:18-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,200, Reviews: 26 Updated: 2-6-03, Published: 1-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Watchmen and Rogues! Lords, Ladies, Diurse Alarums, and Nobby in a dress. Just the notes for an imaginary musical. (Lyrics added -- What AM I thinking?)

Bloodline

2003-02-04T19:21:26-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,849, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-4-03, Published: 2-4-03
Status: In-Progress

A little background into the family Vimes, I suppose you could call it. Night Watch spoilers.

Some Buggers

2003-02-02T13:18:16-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,771, Reviews: 33 Updated: 2-2-03, Published: 2-2-03
Status: In-Progress

Sam Vimes knows something nobody else is willing to believe...

Curtains

2003-02-01T16:52:38-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 952, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-1-03, Published: 2-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Dinner at Harga's and a burning question on Vimes' mind...

Dame Rumour

2003-01-29T20:07:24-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 8, Words: 20,938, Reviews: 36 Updated: 1-29-03, Published: 1-25-03
Status: In-Progress

(FINISHED!) News from Genua puts Vimes on the scent of Vetinari's unfinished wedding plans...so just who is Marisia Gumboni?

The Proposal

2003-01-27T18:08:25-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,632, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-27-03, Published: 1-27-03
Status: In-Progress

Sam Vimes really isn't very good at being romantic...

Glue and Balsa

2003-01-27T18:07:34-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,856, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-27-03, Published: 1-27-03
Status: In-Progress

The tall tale of how Leonard da Quirm "vanished", and why Vetinari didn't destroy the gonne.

The Birthday Present

2003-01-25T10:59:45-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,797, Reviews: 18 Updated: 1-25-03, Published: 1-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Havelock Vetinari, previous to becoming Patrician, makes the wisest purchase of his life.

The Fire

2003-01-25T10:56:59-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,916, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-25-03, Published: 1-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Constable Vimes' view of the Great Ankh-Morpork Fire set at the beginning of The Colour Of Magic.

The Carving Lesson

2003-01-23T17:01:14-08:00

Author: samvimes
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,170, Reviews: 28 Updated: 1-23-03, Published: 1-23-03
Status: In-Progress

Lance-Constable Vimes is badly surprised during a visit to Small Gods' Graveyard...