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Crowsong

2006-05-26T09:12:21-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 14,001, Reviews: 13 Updated: 5-26-06 Published: 11-28-04
Status: In-Progress

5 years after Meteor, Vincent Valentine has moved on with his life. But when he discovers a creature that was once a child in the basement of the Shinra Mansion, its ties to him Wait...what does Reno have to do with this?Chapter 5: Hello, friends.

The Power of UDO

2006-03-01T13:29:35-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Xenosaga
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 880, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-1-06
Status: Complete

An exchange between Wilhelm, who worries people are SOMEHOW beginning to suspect his evility, and Shion, who suddenly finds that her boss ...reminds her of someone. [ Dedicated to... David Bowie? ]

Stir

2005-03-25T12:06:07-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-25-05
Status: In-Progress

(A reffie blurb for Ealinesse) Sex is nice; some things are better.

Ignite

2005-02-17T15:28:22-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,209, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Sent to fetch his unruly daughter from the headmaster's office, a protective father almost loses it. The elusive Reno domesticus reflects. (fixed, I hope)

Royal Flush

2004-11-27T18:56:35-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,487, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Five years post-game. Reno and Yuffie play a somewhat unique hand of poker. (Rating for language.)

Serious Disaster

2004-03-02T20:32:26-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Final Fantasy X-2
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,414, Reviews: 29 Updated: 3-2-04 Published: 2-26-04
Status: In-Progress

[RikkuGippal] New Yevon's under fire again, and Gippal sets out to help his buddy Baralai -except he has no idea what he's doing. But after bumping into an Al Bhed excavation team, Rikku gives him this GREAT idea... Which, unfortunately, requires her to

Burgiai

2004-02-23T10:26:10-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Final Fantasy X-2
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,785, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-23-04
Status: In-Progress

Ever wonder how Gippal lost his eye? Shut up, it was a rhetorical question. Well, fueled by a dare, curiosity, and a bit of that spasticosity that we all love, Rikku sets out to find out.

Final Fantasy Engrish

2002-08-27T13:32:52-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Final Fantasy I-VI
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 645, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-27-02
Status: In-Progress

A Final Fantasy IV tale of courage, treachery, honor, love, bards, revenge... and a really crappy translation.

burn

2002-07-26T03:03:37-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-26-02
Status: In-Progress

(semi fic related) Poem written in a rather odd style, meant to convey intensity and anger. Genrou's daily vow to never fall in love again. Ever.

Miroku's To-Do List

2002-07-26T02:05:50-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,145, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-26-02
Status: In-Progress

Miroku ponders one night over what he needs to get done, his own shortcomings, and why Fate deals its hands as it does. As the night wears on, Houshi-sama learns that he is not half so alone in this world as he had thought....

Chichiri's Psychoanalisis Report

2002-03-03T16:12:01-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 812, Reviews: 27 Published: 3-3-02
Status: In-Progress

Did you know that a certain institution has Chichiri's psychological status on file? It's true! And here, in their original format, are those VERY papers!

FotR: Could You Please be more Vague?

2002-02-17T10:40:58-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-17-02
Status: In-Progress

(bookverse, thus it may contain spoilers later for movie-only fans) Long ago (though were not sure how long) there was this guy (or it mighta been a girl), and it created a bunch of things (probably tacky jewlery.) Now, Frodo Baggins must destroy the...th

I

2002-02-14T12:49:31-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,368, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-14-02
Status: In-Progress

Messing around in Linky-boy's head... Or Mikau's head? (no, this isn't slash -_-)

Song of the Lonely Mountain

2002-02-06T06:29:20-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 261, Reviews: 21 Published: 2-6-02
Status: In-Progress

For Gimli, not as good as Fade Away, IMHO. This is what the Dwarves under the lonely mountain sing of Gimli Gloinson and his friendship with the Fair Folk.

Phantasm

2002-02-04T17:33:46-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Star Fox
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,040, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-4-02 Published: 2-2-02
Status: In-Progress

(Sorta Falcofic, MAY turn into KattxFalco) A member of the Starfox Team is killed, when there SHOULD be a time of peace. How much power, exactly, remains in the allegedly extinct Venomanian Empire? And when the Starfox numbers three, new allies may come i

Fade Away

2002-01-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 463, Reviews: 67 Published: 1-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Legolas' lament as he crosses over Sea. This poem is dedicated to the original Legolas fans, who worshipped our Elf long before the film was thought of.

The Tale of Caran Elenath

2002-01-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,046, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-2-02 Published: 12-30-01
Status: Complete

( Contains characters borrowed (with permission) from Dragonfire's The Coming of The Throne) The tale of a prankster who was something more all the long -just needed a chance to show it. ~*COMPLETE*~

In The Darkness

2001-12-28T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-28-01
Status: In-Progress

A short, rather surreal ficlit. Hellish darkness and fear. Legolas included, this time not being abused by yours truly. PG-13 for darkness and gore. Can be very freaky, but a little kawaii at the end.

In Which Akai Messes With Legolas S'more

2001-12-27T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 874, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-27-01
Status: In-Progress

The sequal to Akai Kuu's Excuse For A Legolas Fic! Legolas walks through the woods, and.. becomes a psychiatrist? O_o

Akai's Excuse for a Legolas Fic

2001-12-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 49 Published: 12-24-01
Status: In-Progress

Written because Akai is too lazy to come up with a good plot, characters, etc, and is bored on Christmas Eve. Legolas... Well, he's Legolas. And, he's in this fic. Written in thirty minutes. That has been posted because of its stupidity.

Hatanshenai: v2.0

2001-12-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,892, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-21-01
Status: In-Progress

*I think it's better now^_^*Genrou's back at Mt. Reikakuzan, and no, he still doesn't like girls. So what happens when Kouji lets in a female bandit? And what if she has a few secrets? And what if she turns out to be the best theif of all: Able to steal h

BORED~! Cave Fever, A Genbu Akugi Fic

2001-11-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,084, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-19-01
Status: In-Progress

In Episode 34, Hikitsu and Tomite claim they've been guarding the Shinzaho for 200 years. So how did the prevent themselves from going psycho?! Or TRY to prevent? XD Not sure if must-read, but sorta funny, IMHO. Rated PG for mild cursing and bad humor. Sp

Denial Can Be Fun!

2001-10-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,631, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-19-01
Status: In-Progress

The seishi are reincarnated into Miaka's world, and have all wound up going to the same college! None of them knew each other prior to this, except for two... Now, a certain reincarnation is going to pair the best friends up, despite the fact they DO NOT

Chichiri's Fanfic No Da! (with the Seishi's help)

2001-10-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,592, Reviews: 42 Updated: 10-12-01 Published: 10-6-01
Status: In-Progress

Da, why am _I_ writing a fic no da? Well, we seishi were thinking no da... To get revenge on Red for manipulating us in HER fics about US... Why don't WE write a fic about HER na no da....? ~^ (Well even I can't be nice all of the time no da! ^^;;) *under

The Search For The Ocarina of Time

2001-09-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 16,647, Reviews: 92 Updated: 9-15-01 Published: 1-21-01
Status: In-Progress

A bored author warps Zelda charaters to her computer, but Link complains there's no plot. Akai gives him one: They're all trapped in Termina with no Ocarina to save them from the moon! Link, Akai, Skull Kid, Tsura, and Mikau each have to search Termina fo

When Boredom Sets In ~ A Day At Mt. Reikakuzan

2001-08-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,294, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-26-01
Status: In-Progress

Both myself an' the folks at Mount Reikakuzan were bored when I wrote this. What do bandits do when not stealing/flaming? Be bored outta' their minds. *sweatdrop* Includes cameos from Hatashenai characters.(need NOT have read it) What'll happen NEXT?! You

Tsuki no Hitokoro: Assassins Of The Moon

2001-08-22T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,993, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-22-01 Published: 7-16-01
Status: In-Progress

The companion and continuation of Hatashenai. After a confrontation with a face from the past and a confession, Tasuki, Chichiri, Knei-Gong and Rasconza race to the palace... But there's more to Rasconza than anyone suspects... Even herself. (MUST read Ha

Hatashenai: A Romantic Goofbally Comedy

2001-07-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,480, Reviews: 36 Updated: 7-15-01 Published: 7-6-01
Status: In-Progress

2 years after the OAVs, a female bandit manages to worm her way into Tasuki's band. It ain't exactly love at first sight, but Rasconza grows on the seishi. Tasuki may have met the love of his life -IF he can stop hating girls, stammering, torching things

These Little Things

2001-07-13T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,169, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-13-01
Status: In-Progress

A fic that I like to put under the origanal genre "NAW", Nice and Happy, the opposite of angst. *ahem!* The year is AC 213. A certain little girl wakes up and thinks about her life so far as she gets ready for her day. (Not too exiting, ne?)

The Mummy Returns Again (Persistant Bstrd)

2001-05-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Mummy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,176, Reviews: 23 Updated: 5-30-01 Published: 5-19-01
Status: In-Progress

The year: 2000. Cassie and John Kensington somehow get sucked into the underworld, and lots of weird stuff happens.YES, the O'Connells are in this, don't hurt me!

Desert Rose (thorns included)

2001-05-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Mummy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,347, Reviews: 10 Updated: 5-5-01 Published: 4-13-01
Status: In-Progress

Really dumb/pointless. I'm working on it with my pal, BJ. I've gone to study Hamunaptra in 1926; She and a pyromaniac are busting up the 2001 cast of Survivor. What to do? Be penpals! Will feature everyone's favorite Mummy cast, as well as some Gundam Win

And So Let Me Die

2001-04-22T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,524, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-22-01 Published: 3-17-01
Status: In-Progress

Skull Kid muses a few months after the events in Majora's Mask. Part One very dark and angsty, but with a happy ending. Read "Shinnoai" to understand it a bit better.

Why Akai Ku Hates Goron Races

2001-04-22T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,712, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-22-01
Status: In-Progress

Here it is! Read Search For The Ocarina Of Time to understand it. Akai refused a Goron race...Why? Find out here! PG-13 for 1 1/2 cusses, language, gore, and dumbness.

I Am Death

2001-04-14T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-14-01
Status: In-Progress

A Haiku poem of a monster. PG for serious darkness. Short and not-so-sweet

IFRIT

2001-03-13T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,227, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-13-01 Published: 3-4-01
Status: In-Progress

Team Rocket attacks a young girl with a Pokemon, accidently sending her over a 300-foot drop. But the girl they "killed" lives, saved by a mysterious Pokemon named "Ifrit". He tells her TR is being taken over by an evil Pokemon, and only she can bring to

Shin no Ai

2001-02-10T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,335, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-10-01
Status: In-Progress

After MM, a new evil arises... Book One focuses on Her past, and Book Two will show Her revenge. This will tell a lot about Majora and his past, too...IF it gets 10+ reviews. Nothing objectional yet, but will have darkness, violence, and swearing. Contai

Gundam Romances (?)

2001-02-07T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 365, Reviews: 20 Published: 2-7-01
Status: In-Progress

Uhm, some gags on the popular pairings...R&R please... (oh, I have nothing against any of these pairings, except for that 4xD...)

Piccolo's Blind Date

2001-02-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,584, Reviews: 47 Updated: 2-3-01 Published: 1-3-01
Status: In-Progress

A quiet morning at Dende's Place will turn out to be Piccolo's worst nightmare! Akai Ku comes over and reveals that she's arranged a blind date for Piccolo with the Spawn of Hell (in Piccolo's eyes). Now, he's on a date with her at the amusment park: Whe

Endless Holiday Insanity, Part 1

2001-01-31T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,176, Reviews: 16 Updated: 1-31-01 Published: 1-1-01
Status: In-Progress

A (late) holiday fic, Part one of ??. It's AC 211, and Christmas is at the Maxwell's!! Duo and daughter have to go Christmas shopping to prepare.... R&R, please, and I'll write more ^_^

The Goddess of Death's Pain

2001-01-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-6-01
Status: In-Progress

I can write semi-serious stuff. Told from the perspective of a little orphan on L2, 14 years after the endof Endless Waltz. Sappy, fluffy (not romantic-style, though), and angsty, but with a happy ending ^_^ Please R&R to tell me what you thihnk.

The Piccolo Song

2001-01-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: the Red Nothing
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 177, Reviews: 43 Published: 1-3-01
Status: In-Progress

ugh... REALLY REALLY dumb... A boy throughly bashed Piccolo, THEN he asked me out, so on the way home, I wrote this thing... I wrote it in under five minutes, in a mad rage. Sung to the tune of "Camptown Racers".