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Lucky Thirteen

2009-08-28T12:14:25-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rose T. & 10th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,301, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

Written for a churchontime prompt: Rose is less than impressed when she discovers the reason the Doctor won't settle down with her is that he's already been married twelve times and thirteen is an unlucky number on Gallifrey.

Ginger Beer

2009-07-23T12:19:23-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: 5th Doctor & Nyssa
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,826, Reviews: 17 Updated: 7-23-09 Published: 10-17-06
Status: In-Progress

While celebrating Tegan's return home, the Doctor gets drunk on ginger beer and accidentally proposes to Nyssa. Fifth DoctorNyssa pairing.

Janto

2009-04-01T14:33:19-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Torchwood
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/General
Pairing: Jack H. & Ianto J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,247, Reviews: 18 Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

A satire and a companion piece to "Drose"--see my profile page for the link to that story. Jack and Ianto go online and discover the portmanteau name "Janto" as well as other "interesting" aspects of TW fanfic.

Ticky Box Therapy

2008-09-11T19:21:38-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: 5th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,718, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-11-08
Status: Complete

After Time-Flight, the Fifth Doctor goes to see a therapist. "The ticky boxes told the sad tale. The Doctor was a histrionic, narcissistic, dependent, paranoid, passive-aggressive sociopath with possible bipolar tendencies."

Why It Wouldn't Work

2008-09-04T14:55:51-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

The Fifth Doctor thinks he and Tegan are meant for each other. But does she agree?

Lost in Translation

2008-05-18T22:36:13-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Peri B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,205, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

After "The Trial of a Time Lord", Peri returns home to her mother, with her new husband Yrcanos in tow. You just know this isn't going to go well.

Nyssa's Diary

2008-05-12T11:35:36-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: 5th Doctor & Nyssa
Chapters: 1, Words: 667, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

After the Fourth Doctor regenerates, Nyssa decides to keep a diary. Fifth Doctor era!

Next Life

2007-12-25T20:05:52-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Erimem & Peri B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,174, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Fifth Doctor audio era. A missing scene between Erimem and Peri during The Kingmaker. ErimemPeri

Kittens

2007-12-25T19:56:34-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: 8th Doctor & Charley P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,200, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Christmas fluff. The Eighth Doctor sets out to get a kitten for Charley.

Concatenation

2007-09-08T13:38:48-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: 1st Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 884, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-8-07
Status: Complete

A few years after Doomsday, Rose meets the First Doctor. OneRose!

The Uncommon Penguin

2007-07-23T13:33:07-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: 6th Doctor & Frobisher
Chapters: 1, Words: 535, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Frobisher tells a little story about the Doctor and himself. Sixth DoctorFrobisher, implied SixPeri

Time Well Spent

2007-07-09T13:27:45-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: 5th Doctor & Turlough
Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

During Enlightenment, the Doctor misunderstands a comment made by Turlough. Turlough decides he prefers the Doctor's interpretation. Fifth DoctorTurlough

Prevarication

2007-04-30T16:27:52-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Turlough & Nyssa
Chapters: 1, Words: 543, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

Fifth Doctor era NyssaTeganTurlough. After Mawdryn Undead, Tegan and Nyssa wonder why Turlough asked to travel on the TARDIS. Obviously he can't give the real reason, so he makes up a lie.

War and Peace

2007-04-03T11:34:42-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: 5th Doctor & Tegan J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 330, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-3-07
Status: Complete

Fifth Doctor era. The TARDIS lands for the first time following the events in The Visitation. How does Tegan react this time?

Drose

2007-03-10T16:34:18-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,510, Reviews: 32 Published: 3-10-07
Status: Complete

The Tenth Doctor and Rose make a horrifying discovery on the Internet.

Reunions

2007-03-05T13:23:34-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,576, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-5-07
Status: Complete

A parody of all those sappy postDoomsday reunion fics. Rose keeps meeting the wrong Doctor.

Pet Rock

2007-02-12T21:41:03-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: 5th Doctor & Turlough
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,588, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-12-07 Published: 1-11-07
Status: Complete

The Black Guardian sets Turlough a seemingly impossible task. FiveTurlough Chapter Three and a brief Chapter Four are both new. Complete.

Abandonment

2006-09-29T13:52:49-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: 5th Doctor & Nyssa
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-29-06
Status: Complete

Drabble. Right after Terminus, the Fifth Doctor thinks about his relationship with Nyssa. Not as serious as the summary probably makes it sound. FiveNyssa

Tag

2006-09-18T14:09:47-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-18-06
Status: Complete

After School Reunion, Kenny needs a little help and gets it from Sarah Jane Smith. KennyMelissa fic

Symbiosis

2006-09-18T14:06:47-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Kamelion
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-18-06
Status: Complete

What was Kamelion doing in the back of the TARDIS all that time between The King's Demons and Planet of Fire? Fifth Doctor era

Famous Last Words

2006-08-20T17:58:21-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: 4th Doctor & Sarah Jane S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,172, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

Cliche!fic. The TARDIS takes the Fourth Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith to a planet where aliens force them to have sex. Yes, it's the classic Aliens Make Them Do It plot. I even used a cliched title. Written for the DoctorSarah Cliche Challenge.

Battle of Wills

2006-07-31T23:01:01-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,262, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

My version of a post Doomsday story. Rose wants to move on with her new life, but no one will let her.

Companion Auditions

2006-07-25T12:22:42-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,796, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-25-06
Status: Complete

The Tenth Doctor, currently travelling alone, advertises for a new companion, but finds the quest more difficult than he had anticipated. NO SPOILERS.

Six Five Special

2006-07-24T23:43:09-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: 5th Doctor & 6th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,210, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-24-06
Status: Complete

The Fifth and Sixth Doctors meet for the first time, and the obvious occurs. FiveSix slash. Nongraphic.

Rose Everlasting

2006-07-16T20:33:41-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,132, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-16-06
Status: Complete

The Tenth Doctor and Rose find a way to be together forever. No spoilers.

Anywhere But Here

2006-07-03T22:43:34-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-3-06
Status: Complete

Double drabble [200 words]. Rose has grown less than satisfied with most of their destinations, and finally tells the Tenth Doctor why.

Misconceptions

2006-06-23T12:48:13-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,757, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-23-06
Status: Complete

One of the Tylers' neighbours has been observing Rose, Jackie, the Ninth and Tenth Doctors, and Mickey for a while now. This is her side of the story. Contains references to various episodes through Love & Monsters. Anonymous reviews now enabled!

Stranded

2006-06-22T21:23:04-08:00

Author: castrovalva9
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,206, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-22-06
Status: Complete

It's the end of the road for Rose and the Tenth Doctor. An attempt at humour. Anonymous reviews now allowed.