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A Room with a View

2009-08-01T04:23:43-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: G. House & Amber V.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-1-09 Published: 7-19-09
Status: In-Progress

I saw it. I know I did. I swear I saw it. I'm not lying. Why would I lie? I'm not crazy. I just want to go home, home to my world.' House sees something he shouldn't have.

Der Vertrag

2009-04-25T04:12:45-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: German, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 31,781, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-25-09
Status: Complete

The German version of The Contract translated by the lovely Chaoskir. If you don't know German, don't bother.

Spoiler Stories From Beyond the Grave

2009-04-22T03:22:35-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 17, Words: 5,537, Reviews: 28 Updated: 4-22-09 Published: 10-27-06
Status: In-Progress

These are little vignettes inspired by spoilers about up coming episodes that are abounding on the Interweb – cos even if they aren't true, it is just fun to imagine the dialogue.

Unexpected Granny

2009-03-14T04:47:42-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 31 Updated: 3-14-09 Published: 6-18-07
Status: In-Progress

We have had neices, Mary Sues from Hell and long lost twin daughters... so let's go for a granny.

A Good Life

2008-10-30T07:51:57-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,696, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

Cameron's story.

desreveR seiseS ruoH ehT

2008-08-23T20:59:36-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-23-08
Status: Complete

Another six months in the pound.

The Empty Room

2008-05-27T21:16:40-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-27-08
Status: Complete

House is never the same.

The Contract

2008-03-28T14:04:56-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 3, Words: 42,008, Reviews: 244 Updated: 3-28-08 Published: 2-13-06
Status: Complete

He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.

Not Dead in a Tea Cup

2007-08-21T08:52:10-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,124, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-21-07
Status: Complete

House celebrates life by torturing his best and only friend. They get rotated likes socks in a washing machine and discuss life, the universe and giant tea cups.

Darkness

2007-04-28T22:08:40-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 973, Reviews: 17 Published: 4-28-07
Status: Complete

Based on Priority's creey pencil idea and the Contractverse.

In The Mouth of Madness

2007-03-23T05:16:02-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/General
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 36,315, Reviews: 158 Updated: 3-23-07 Published: 12-5-06
Status: In-Progress

There are things out there and they want you... Weird creepy rehab story. Horror, House and Wilson strong friendship with surprises. Cuddy, Steve and the kids say hi though. But be warned. It is scary scary stuff.

Don't Mention the Z Word

2007-02-09T00:40:24-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,521, Reviews: 59 Updated: 2-9-07 Published: 10-31-06
Status: Complete

House of the Dead: Now with updates from Greg House's new book: Your Zombie and You.

He's Very Verbal Isn't He

2007-01-13T18:16:32-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,960, Reviews: 49 Published: 1-13-07
Status: Complete

Houseland, a place where law and medicine make no sense and anything can happen. Cuddy tries to show some donors around the hospital, but she is thwarted by the inhabitants of Houseland at every turn.

Not With a Bang, but With a Whimper

2007-01-11T19:02:49-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 39,190, Reviews: 171 Updated: 1-11-07 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

What if House went too far? What if it all went wrong and there was no last minute save? Strong House and Wilson friendship, plus Cuddy and a rat. FINISHED and COMPLETE with DVD extras and deleted scenes.

He Was Right

2006-12-16T04:22:34-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 783, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

House eventually becomes the one thing he always destined to be.

A Tale of Two Bastards

2006-12-08T17:59:20-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,875, Reviews: 25 Published: 12-8-06
Status: Complete

House's dad finds out he is gay. House hides under the house. Wilson has to prize House from under the house by means of a big stick. For the HW fest. As always viewer discretion is advised.

Weird Creepy Story

2006-11-27T23:58:43-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 627, Reviews: 27 Published: 11-27-06
Status: Complete

House after weird creepy rehab. Viewer Discretion Advised

House's House

2006-11-19T04:19:28-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,454, Reviews: 63 Updated: 11-19-06 Published: 4-6-06
Status: Complete

Houseland: Where architecture follows no rules or boundaries and everyday can bring a new challenge or a new staircase...

Game, Set and Match

2006-11-15T23:59:24-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 783, Reviews: 26 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Detective Tritter wins.

Schoolboys in Da House

2006-09-15T04:30:56-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,797, Reviews: 44 Updated: 9-15-06 Published: 1-21-06
Status: Complete

Cuddy grabbed the offending miscreant by the ear. He made a noise that could only be described as an 'erp': More drama ensues...

One Blind House

2006-07-06T05:09:12-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,676, Reviews: 96 Updated: 7-6-06 Published: 6-16-06
Status: In-Progress

“The man is blind and crippled. How on earth did he manage to escape?” Cuddy threw her hands up in her trademark Houseian exclamation of frustration. “Oh forget I said that. This is House. We will probably find him halfway up Everest.”

Pass the Pretzels

2006-06-28T20:25:14-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,157, Reviews: 47 Published: 6-28-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes a friendship can last a long long time.

An Ode to Love

2006-06-11T17:54:16-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 43 Published: 6-11-06
Status: In-Progress

In the darkest hours Cameron ponders her love for House?

Dream Jimmy

2006-06-03T09:13:43-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-3-06
Status: Complete

By day House can never be loved, but by night deep down, don't we all want to be. House and Wilson

Saving Kittens and Other Late Night Catastrophes

2006-05-13T05:16:12-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,391, Reviews: 19 Published: 5-13-06
Status: Complete

The story of Jimmy the Wonder Boy Oncologist and his best friend Dr Scruffy McCane as they make the world safe for kittens up trees everywhere. House and Cuddy or House and Wilson. Ambiguity abounds.

William

2005-03-22T18:12:58-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Horatio Hornblower
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 23,248, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Lt Bush is hounded by a vicious Captain out for his blood. A long involved story with loads of gratuitous violence and some sappy stuff too.

The Hardest Decision He Ever Had to Make

2005-03-13T14:51:23-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-13-05
Status: In-Progress

A little vingette exploring the relationship between the Doctor and Ace.

Half Human on His Mother's Side

2005-03-13T14:39:56-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,846, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-13-05
Status: In-Progress

The journal of an old Time Lord regarding a boy he used to know: Features the First Doctor and the Eighth Doctor. Quite sappy.

The Evil That is Richard E Grant

2004-12-10T23:39:07-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,173, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-10-04 Published: 11-30-04
Status: In-Progress

Will Richard E stop the new series? Will Nyssa ever get her brain back? Will the Eighth Doctor recover from being repeated hit with a frying pan? Yes boys and girls - fanwank city

A Time Lord Even More So

2004-11-16T18:51:34-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,146, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-16-04
Status: In-Progress

Gallifrey is safe, but someone had to pay the price. Lots of nasty Timelords, random brutality, confused Doctors and a know it all TARDIS. Quite sappy...

Blood and Wine are Red

2004-06-24T21:32:08-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,543, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-24-04 Published: 1-2-04
Status: In-Progress

What happens when you destroy a civilisation? What happens when you get a bit too dark and manipulative. Doc Eight and Seven struggle with the reality of being Time's Champion. Not very pleasant.

The Nine Doctors

2004-06-14T18:48:36-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,224, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-14-04
Status: In-Progress

We have had the Three Doctors and the Five Doctors: Now comes the Nine Doctors. More Doctors, more sceaming assistants, more fan wank than ever before. Unfortunately this is not it.

Percy Gets The Job

2004-01-20T00:43:44-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,368, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-20-04 Published: 1-16-04
Status: In-Progress

How many Doctors can you fit into a eight hundred word story? I manage eight and one bewildered actor.

Zagreus does something and then eats bread'

2003-12-19T13:57:37-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 820, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-19-03
Status: In-Progress

The lost scene from Zagreus - Eighth Doctor silliness, the third Doctor sings and everyone indulges in a bit of Doctor Who fanwallying.

Revenge

2003-12-14T19:41:00-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,555, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Crank up the cattle prods and bring on the angst: Docter Eight

Love and Lust with Doctor Number Eight

2003-12-12T19:45:41-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-12-03
Status: In-Progress

Will Mary Sue and the Doctor finally....

The Battered Panama takes a Battering

2003-11-22T03:53:11-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 172, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-22-03
Status: In-Progress

More tacky cliches, quivering love mounds and just a little bit of heart ache

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

2003-11-15T20:44:15-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 168, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-15-03
Status: In-Progress

The Doctor realises his true love. A Doctor Who Equivalent of 'a dark and stormy night' opening. Trully awful prose. Involves campy adult type inferences. Involves references to both leafy and underground vegetables. Includes references to mother in law e

Musings at 3AM

2003-11-15T02:47:12-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-15-03 Published: 11-14-03
Status: In-Progress

The Doc gets sloshed and thinks about life, the universe and sex. A bit of wishfull thinking, but nothing too nasty and some humour.

Some Time After Death Comes to Time

2003-11-10T16:09:56-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,369, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-10-03
Status: In-Progress

Now remember boys and girls, mass murder is not a groovy or cool thing, so don't try this at home.

A Broken Wheel

2003-10-20T21:45:19-08:00

Author: DIY Sheep
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,027, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-20-03 Published: 10-18-03
Status: In-Progress

Its a family matter. A short, rather nasty piece using the concepts from Lungbarrow. Seventh Doctor, Ace and various cousins