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An Acceptable Arrangement

2007-10-02T19:18:18-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: John S. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 14, Words: 29,544, Reviews: 80 Updated: 10-2-07 Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

Austen!verse AU. John Sheppard, prominent businessman, has ventured to London to find a suitable diplomat for his company, Atlantis Trading and Shipping. OR, what happens when you take Jane Austen and SGA and mix them up. JohnElizabeth UST. COMPLETE

Sets of Two

2007-05-10T06:24:31-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 9, Words: 14,204, Reviews: 185 Updated: 5-10-07 Published: 10-13-05
Status: Complete

Post Fragile Balance, Jack's clone is left to deal. But maybe, he wasn't left completely alone....COMPLETE

Domesticated Equines

2006-12-27T10:15:18-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,241, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-27-06
Status: Complete

The first year of Jack and Sam's marriage, one snippet at a time. COMPLETE

Look After You

2006-12-01T04:39:17-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Tony D.
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,109, Reviews: 63 Updated: 12-1-06 Published: 11-22-06
Status: Complete

Tony wakes up to a surprise at his front door...COMPLETE

Laughter is the Best Medicine

2006-11-19T20:40:38-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 15, Words: 5,960, Reviews: 54 Updated: 11-19-06 Published: 12-22-05
Status: In-Progress

A collection of random, unrelated, silly little ficlets I've written. Will be added to sporadically.

Beauty in the Breakdown

2006-10-09T16:40:01-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,477, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-9-06
Status: Complete

Four ways Elizabeth Weir never fell apart and one way she might have...COMPLETE

Not Scene

2006-08-30T06:16:42-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mitchell, C. & Vala
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,256, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-30-06
Status: Complete

Vala was Cameron's first alien encounter. And really, she was sort of hard to beat...CamVala pairing, COMPLETE

By Its Cover

2006-08-10T19:39:40-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Law and Order: SVU
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,847, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

John Munch finds something he never expected in a way he never expected.... Written mainly to test the question, If you have a Mary Sue and you have her blatantly Mary Sue type thing, can you still have a good fic? I don't know, but I tried. COMPLETE

Padfoot and the Hogwarts Howler

2006-08-10T19:34:16-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,060, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

Complete and total crack!fic. Scooby Doo and Harry Potter are now enmeshed in some strange universe where Hermione says Jinkies! a lot. COMPLETE

Visitors and Fish

2006-08-08T20:18:45-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,370, Reviews: 20 Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Benjamin Franklin said that fish and visitors stink after three days. In this short followup to A Maneuvering Business, Jack finds out he was right. COMPLETE

Rest in Pieces

2006-08-02T15:27:03-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-2-06
Status: Complete

Tony tries to wrap his mind around Gibbs' abandonment of the team... COMPLETE

On Your Mind

2006-07-13T12:17:09-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,142, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-13-06
Status: Complete

...But she knows that when she needs an excuse to cry, she still makes chocolate chip cookies. COMPLETE

Punchline

2006-07-05T09:22:41-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,771, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-5-06
Status: Complete

Those ancestors sure had a funny sense of humor....COMPLETE

Unusual Punishment

2006-06-14T12:25:42-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-14-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes, things go horribly awry. COMPLETE.

Puppy Love

2006-03-30T13:41:14-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,951, Reviews: 21 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. COMPLETE

Further I Fall

2006-02-17T10:52:22-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Ronon D. & Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,207, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-17-06
Status: Complete

Ronon runs. It's all he knows how to do. COMPLETE

The Price Is Right

2006-02-17T10:51:01-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: John S. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,212, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-17-06
Status: Complete

Sheppard visits a planet that's a little too friendly. COMPLETE

Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom

2006-02-17T10:48:35-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,042, Reviews: 26 Published: 2-17-06
Status: Complete

Sam has a disturbing moment, Jack reassures her. COMPLETE

Daydream Believer

2006-01-26T17:18:04-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,193, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-26-06
Status: Complete

Jack's just walking down the hall of the Pentagon one day, innocent and unsuspecting.... COMPLETE

Leaping Tall Buildings

2006-01-25T19:52:54-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Davis, P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,241, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-25-06
Status: Complete

So, what, you’re telling me that my great contribution to mankind is going to be starting an intergalactic fashion trend? Paul DavisMajor Lorne slashy fic. COMPLETE

A Maneuvering Business

2006-01-18T11:43:22-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 16, Words: 35,690, Reviews: 181 Updated: 1-18-06 Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business. Otherwise explained as SG1 goes Austen and wackiness ensues. COMPLETE

There's a B List in my Closet

2005-12-30T19:01:07-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,839, Reviews: 18 Published: 12-30-05
Status: Complete

Storage closets at the SGC were, in their own way, as important as the ‘Gate itself. COMPLETE

Somebody's Hero

2005-12-22T14:09:40-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Fraiser, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,920, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Alternate Universefireman!verse. Janet's life in a 'verse based off of The Changeling. Some minor JackSam as well as ShepWeir and a tiny bit of JanetDaniel.

Missing Things

2005-12-22T14:07:16-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,162, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-22-05
Status: Complete

Alternate Universe. Sam has issues finding something important and barely avoids a precarious situation.

Phonetic

2005-12-22T14:04:12-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,141, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-22-05
Status: Complete

Elizabeth had always loved words.

Patchwork

2005-10-17T12:59:25-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,328, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-17-05
Status: Complete

...So really, even if the moment wasn’t precisely perfect, anything that involved a naked Samantha Carter came close enough... COMPLETE

Back To The Place You Are

2005-10-13T20:42:48-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,429, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-13-05
Status: Complete

...And so, the first sex free weekend with Carter began... Season 9 fluffiness. COMPLETE

Askew

2005-10-13T20:41:36-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,719, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-13-05
Status: Complete

Time passes. Things change. Sometimes, you forget. An Intruder fic insert. COMPLETE

Compares With You

2005-09-02T19:10:08-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,590, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-2-05
Status: Complete

...There is no one compares with you... COMPLETE

This Is The Way We

2005-07-19T08:32:33-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Wolverine & Rogue
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,070, Reviews: 26 Published: 7-19-05
Status: Complete

Sometimes, the story of two people is deceptively simple...COMPLETE

With A Cherry On Top

2005-06-07T21:26:35-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Wolverine & Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,918, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-7-05
Status: Complete

Even the most insurmountable problems can be solved with ice cream. COMPLETE

Burnt Connection

2004-12-20T00:51:40-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 931, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-20-04
Status: Complete

...Yeah, it didn't make sense to him either... A postEnd Game fic. 'Cuz I really, really hated that episode... COMPLETE

Glory Days

2004-12-20T00:46:04-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 812, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-20-04
Status: Complete

Sometimes, you forget to take into account all the factors...A mini!Jack and mini!Sam fic. Post Fragile Balance, obviously. COMPLETE

Fractured Feeling

2004-12-20T00:44:20-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,020, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-20-04
Status: Complete

Memory is a fickle thing...Sequel to Splintered Sentiment COMPLETE

Potentially Everything

2004-06-23T12:40:47-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,388, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-23-04
Status: Complete

After being thawed, Jack has a disconcerting couple of minutes. COMPLETE

Shatters

2004-06-02T16:45:16-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 657, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-2-04
Status: Complete

The cold gets to you after awhile...COMPLETE

Splintered Sentiment

2004-06-02T16:44:18-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,089, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-2-04
Status: Complete

The team finally gets Jack back...sort of. COMPLETE