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An Acceptable Arrangement

2007-10-02T19:18:18-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Romance
John S. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 14, Words: 30,262, Reviews: 85, Complete

Austen!verse AU. John Sheppard, prominent businessman, has ventured to London to find a suitable diplomat for his company, Atlantis Trading and Shipping. OR, what happens when you take Jane Austen and SGA and mix them up. JohnElizabeth UST. COMPLETE

Sets of Two

2007-05-10T06:24:31-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 9, Words: 15,037, Reviews: 192, Complete

Post Fragile Balance, Jack's clone is left to deal. But maybe, he wasn't left completely alone....COMPLETE

Domesticated Equines

2006-12-27T10:15:18-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K
Humor/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,445, Reviews: 25, Complete

The first year of Jack and Sam's marriage, one snippet at a time. COMPLETE

Look After You

2006-12-01T04:39:17-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
NCIS
English, Rated: K+
General
Tony D.
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,517, Reviews: 70, Complete

Tony wakes up to a surprise at his front door...COMPLETE

Laughter is the Best Medicine

2006-11-19T20:40:38-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 15, Words: 6,273, Reviews: 55, In-Progress

A collection of random, unrelated, silly little ficlets I've written. Will be added to sporadically.

Beauty in the Breakdown

2006-10-09T16:40:01-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: M
Angst
Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,571, Reviews: 4, Complete

Four ways Elizabeth Weir never fell apart and one way she might have...COMPLETE

Not Scene

2006-08-30T06:16:42-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
C. Mitchell & Vala
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,362, Reviews: 13, Complete

Vala was Cameron's first alien encounter. And really, she was sort of hard to beat...CamVala pairing, COMPLETE

By Its Cover

2006-08-10T19:39:40-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Law and Order: SVU
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,008, Reviews: 8, Complete

John Munch finds something he never expected in a way he never expected.... Written mainly to test the question, If you have a Mary Sue and you have her blatantly Mary Sue type thing, can you still have a good fic? I don't know, but I tried. COMPLETE

Padfoot and the Hogwarts Howler

2006-08-10T19:34:16-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,181, Reviews: 6, Complete

Complete and total crack!fic. Scooby Doo and Harry Potter are now enmeshed in some strange universe where Hermione says Jinkies! a lot. COMPLETE

Visitors and Fish

2006-08-08T20:18:45-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,544, Reviews: 24, Complete

Benjamin Franklin said that fish and visitors stink after three days. In this short followup to A Maneuvering Business, Jack finds out he was right. COMPLETE

Rest in Pieces

2006-08-02T15:27:03-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
NCIS
English, Rated: K+
General/Angst
Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 853, Reviews: 16, Complete

Tony tries to wrap his mind around Gibbs' abandonment of the team... COMPLETE

On Your Mind

2006-07-13T12:17:09-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
S. Carter & J. O'Neill
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 21, Complete

...But she knows that when she needs an excuse to cry, she still makes chocolate chip cookies. COMPLETE

Punchline

2006-07-05T09:22:41-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,912, Reviews: 9, Complete

Those ancestors sure had a funny sense of humor....COMPLETE

Unusual Punishment

2006-06-14T12:25:42-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 886, Reviews: 16, Complete

Sometimes, things go horribly awry. COMPLETE.

Puppy Love

2006-03-30T13:41:14-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Elizabeth W. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,038, Reviews: 22, Complete

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. COMPLETE

Further I Fall

2006-02-17T10:52:22-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Romance
Ronon D. & Teyla E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,249, Reviews: 12, Complete

Ronon runs. It's all he knows how to do. COMPLETE

The Price Is Right

2006-02-17T10:51:01-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
John S. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,268, Reviews: 10, Complete

Sheppard visits a planet that's a little too friendly. COMPLETE

Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom

2006-02-17T10:48:35-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K
Humor/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,117, Reviews: 27, Complete

Sam has a disturbing moment, Jack reassures her. COMPLETE

Daydream Believer

2006-01-26T17:18:04-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,273, Reviews: 25, Complete

Jack's just walking down the hall of the Pentagon one day, innocent and unsuspecting.... COMPLETE

Leaping Tall Buildings

2006-01-25T19:52:54-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: T
Humor/Angst
P. Davis
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,308, Reviews: 2, Complete

So, what, you’re telling me that my great contribution to mankind is going to be starting an intergalactic fashion trend? Paul DavisMajor Lorne slashy fic. COMPLETE

A Maneuvering Business

2006-01-18T11:43:22-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 16, Words: 37,002, Reviews: 188, Complete

Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business. Otherwise explained as SG1 goes Austen and wackiness ensues. COMPLETE

There's a B List in my Closet

2005-12-30T19:01:07-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,964, Reviews: 18, Complete

Storage closets at the SGC were, in their own way, as important as the ‘Gate itself. COMPLETE

Somebody's Hero

2005-12-22T14:09:40-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
General/Romance
J. Fraiser
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,057, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Alternate Universefireman!verse. Janet's life in a 'verse based off of The Changeling. Some minor JackSam as well as ShepWeir and a tiny bit of JanetDaniel.

Missing Things

2005-12-22T14:07:16-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 6, Complete

Alternate Universe. Sam has issues finding something important and barely avoids a precarious situation.

Phonetic

2005-12-22T14:04:12-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K
General/Angst
Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,174, Reviews: 6, Complete

Elizabeth had always loved words.

Patchwork

2005-10-17T12:59:25-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,366, Reviews: 15, Complete

...So really, even if the moment wasn’t precisely perfect, anything that involved a naked Samantha Carter came close enough... COMPLETE

Back To The Place You Are

2005-10-13T20:42:48-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,497, Reviews: 10, Complete

...And so, the first sex free weekend with Carter began... Season 9 fluffiness. COMPLETE

Askew

2005-10-13T20:41:36-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Elizabeth W. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,806, Reviews: 11, Complete

Time passes. Things change. Sometimes, you forget. An Intruder fic insert. COMPLETE

Compares With You

2005-09-02T19:10:08-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,828, Reviews: 18, Complete

...There is no one compares with you... COMPLETE

This Is The Way We

2005-07-19T08:32:33-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
X-Men: The Movie
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Wolverine & Rogue
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,321, Reviews: 30, Complete

Sometimes, the story of two people is deceptively simple...COMPLETE

With A Cherry On Top

2005-06-07T21:26:35-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
X-Men: The Movie
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Wolverine & Rogue
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,970, Reviews: 25, Complete

Even the most insurmountable problems can be solved with ice cream. COMPLETE

Burnt Connection

2004-12-20T00:51:40-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Humor
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 12, Complete

...Yeah, it didn't make sense to him either... A postEnd Game fic. 'Cuz I really, really hated that episode... COMPLETE

Glory Days

2004-12-20T00:46:04-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 977, Reviews: 13, Complete

Sometimes, you forget to take into account all the factors...A mini!Jack and mini!Sam fic. Post Fragile Balance, obviously. COMPLETE

Fractured Feeling

2004-12-20T00:44:20-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,218, Reviews: 6, Complete

Memory is a fickle thing...Sequel to Splintered Sentiment COMPLETE

Potentially Everything

2004-06-23T12:40:47-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K
General/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,690, Reviews: 5, Complete

After being thawed, Jack has a disconcerting couple of minutes. COMPLETE

Shatters

2004-06-02T16:45:16-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K
Angst
J. O'Neill
Chapters: 1, Words: 778, Reviews: 3, Complete

The cold gets to you after awhile...COMPLETE

Splintered Sentiment

2004-06-02T16:44:18-08:00

Author: literatiwannabe
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Romance
J. O'Neill & S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,143, Reviews: 11, Complete

The team finally gets Jack back...sort of. COMPLETE