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Prisoner Grim

2007-07-26T20:42:09-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 7, Words: 33,097, Reviews: 33 Updated: 7-26-07 Published: 6-12-07
Status: In-Progress

Dementors make a habit of feeding off of Sirius' anguish over losing Remus. Two friends help him through his need for comfort, while trying to protect him from friends of the Black family. Heavy smut showers with a 100 percent chance of SEX!

Artemis Fowl Attends Hawthorne Heights

2006-12-25T20:18:12-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,291, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-25-06
Status: In-Progress

Follow up fic to Beautiful Smart Entropy but not the sequel! Artemis finds himself looking for new private schools when St. Bartleby's burns to the ground.

Beautiful Smart Entropy

2006-12-18T13:13:40-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 16, Words: 28,151, Reviews: 62 Updated: 12-18-06 Published: 7-6-06
Status: In-Progress

JulyAugust Criminality challenge fic! Artemis is the only boy in the all boy's school that is normal! And then somehow a girl shows up! And the OOC begins!

Fair is Foul and Fowl Isn't

2006-12-05T12:49:37-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

A song about Artemis Fowl. I've been writing songs about books lately, and I figured I should write one about Arty.

Waking Up in A Strange Bed

2006-10-30T13:39:28-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,655, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-30-06 Published: 9-13-05
Status: In-Progress

Sarcasm about the Pokemon BlueRed version. Second person account. Random humor. Diss Ash to hell. Giovanni rules. Peace.

Ten Bucks Says Ron Dies

2006-10-30T13:37:45-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 381, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-30-06
Status: Complete

A ska song about the seventh book.

Behind the Bushes

2006-10-30T13:35:51-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-30-06
Status: Complete

A song about a Series of Unfortunate Events with hints of sexuality. Punk rock tuneish. Enjoy.

Half the Atticus

2006-10-16T09:23:41-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: To Kill a Mockingbird
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-16-06
Status: Complete

Song about Atticus Finch and his awesomeness. I like to write silly songs about literature.

Angel of Music

2006-10-16T09:22:32-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 450, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-16-06
Status: Complete

A silly song about O.G. I like literary bands like Harry and the Potters and the Gothic Archies.

Life is a Jack in the Box

2006-10-10T11:15:17-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,267, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-10-06 Published: 9-13-05
Status: In-Progress

The inside story of Giovanni's home life. No angst additives, all natural humor. 10 fruit juice. Enjoy!

Apparently

2006-10-09T13:07:49-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,691, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-9-06 Published: 9-9-06
Status: In-Progress

XIII fiction! Xemnas decided that there should be more members! 12 men, one woman. Who will win her undying affection!

ADCC: The Goblet of Eternity

2006-09-18T09:39:29-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 3, Words: 19,130, Reviews: 30 Updated: 9-18-06 Published: 8-7-06
Status: In-Progress

A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover Sequel! OMG! AFHPSOUE! Artemis discovers why his magic is stronger than most wizards! Draco makes an ass of himself! Dark Mark everyone! MEEP! Lemony gets fired! Again!

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

2006-08-17T15:58:24-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 35, Words: 12,734, Reviews: 240 Updated: 8-17-06 Published: 3-2-06
Status: Complete

What would the characters of Harry Potter do for a Klondike bar? Hermione, Quirrel, Snape, Lucius, Hagrid, Ron, Trelawney, pretty much everyone is in here. And finally featuring . . . HARRY! Now taking ideas for Dumbledore!

A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover and

2006-08-14T08:33:41-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Suspense
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 15, Words: 69,153, Reviews: 68 Updated: 8-14-06 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

AF HP SOUE crossover. Foaly sends Artemis to Hogwarts to investigate the school of magic and what threats it could have for the People. Will Artemis discover than his missing father is a wizard? And Snape of all people? During HP 3, after AF

A Dreadfully Convinient Crossover and the Pri

2006-07-31T11:54:03-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Suspense
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 15, Words: 69,543, Reviews: 33 Updated: 7-31-06 Published: 3-30-06
Status: Complete

AF HP SOUE crossover. Foaly gets Artemis to investigate Hogwarts, but will Artemis find more than he bargained for? Mulch works for Voldemort? Snape's a father? Has the world gone mad!

Harry Potter Bloopers

2006-07-05T17:52:22-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,634, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-5-06 Published: 5-8-06
Status: In-Progress

Follow up to my Klondike Bar story. Characters of HP do stupid things and pay for them! Harry accio's idiocy! Sirius gets five minutes of fameinfamy on muggle television! Next chappie, Lupin dances to Thriller!

A Few Good Personalities

2006-07-03T07:37:32-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Mulch D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,663, Reviews: 16 Updated: 7-3-06 Published: 6-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Due to an accident from Mulch, Artemis loses his memory and assumes many different personalities, some at the same time. ONE SHOT. Dr. Who, HP, Monty Python references!

Artemis Fowl Fan Fiction Academy

2006-06-26T07:25:49-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,861, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-26-06 Published: 5-8-06
Status: In-Progress

A remake of my original story. The characters of AF get together and start a school for fan fic writers! Complete with more random jokes about life and Indiana Jones! wooted

Lee Jordan Speaks Out!

2006-06-15T12:28:42-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lee J.
Chapters: 2, Words: 914, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-15-06 Published: 6-13-06
Status: In-Progress

The mischevious life of Lee Jordan and his obsession of talking! MADNESS! Precursor to Klondike Bar! Shortest Short Story Ever! EAT!

Tales From Behind the Veil

2006-06-13T09:23:50-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-13-06
Status: In-Progress

The untold adventures of James and Sirius as the walking dead! Well, not literally. Shortest Short Story Ever Series!

The Semi Secret Diary Entries of Ginny Weasley

2006-05-08T05:55:06-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 3, Words: 744, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-8-06 Published: 4-26-06
Status: In-Progress

What did Ginny and Tommy really write to each other? Another seriously short short story! Follows up to What Would You Do for A Klondike Bar!

No Trouble for Foul: The Untold Story of book 1

2006-03-07T08:30:21-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,261, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-7-06 Published: 2-17-06
Status: In-Progress

The story that J.K. Rowling left out! A few first years lives can't be complete with making Snape's a living hell. Several OC's, but plenty of Harry and Ron. Meet Caspian, Lawrence, Lara and Twiggy. Substitute teachers wreak havoc. They protest for better

Ring's Memoirs

2005-11-14T13:03:29-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sauron
Chapters: 1, Words: 746, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-14-05
Status: In-Progress

The Ring obviously has a mind of it's own. Shall we take a peak at it?

My Equal

2005-08-29T08:37:08-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Artemis F. Senior & Artemis F.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,596, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-29-05
Status: In-Progress

Artemis Fowl Senior maybe not as ignorant to his son's actions as Eoin Colfer leads on. Senior goes to great lengths to find out the truth behind The People, and Artemis II gets a rude awakening to fatherson actvities.

Irken Chronicles

2005-08-07T19:18:03-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,697, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Zim gets kidnapped by Skoodge and GIR takes over the world! Parody to the unaired episode The Trial.

The Composer

2005-07-11T08:52:21-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Jack B. & Irina D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 995, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-11-05
Status: In-Progress

A JackIrina fic, not having to do with any plot from the show. Just something I thought up. Jack goes to a concert and remembers the good ol' times.

The Worst Artemis Fowl Matrix Parody Ever!

2005-07-11T08:50:27-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,629, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-11-05
Status: In-Progress

I revised this story so it's near perfection! Yay! I love this story myself. Lots of humor. Artemis enters the Matrix.

Sam Fisher Poetry

2005-07-11T08:43:09-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Splinter Cell
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 401, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Ever wonder what it would be like if Sam Fisher wrote poetry in his spare time, possibly stuck in an air vent or waiting for extraction? Read this, and enter a world where Sammy has a sensitive, poetic side.

Sheepless in Seattle

2005-06-09T08:20:20-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Splinter Cell
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,756, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-9-05 Published: 6-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Mini stories of the misadventures of Sam Fisher! Watch as he tries to get a yen for a car tole! Watch as he tries to protect his daughter on a first date! And see Grim and Lambert dance to Numa Numa!

Убивать Человека

2005-05-10T11:59:58-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Alias
Language: Russian, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Irina D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Irina poem in Russian. Ирина - серьезно мой любимый характер в Псевдониме. Я знаю, что Лина Олин отказалась возвратиться к Псевдониму, но я надеюсь однажды, что она передумала, и они вернули Ирину на жизнь снова. Это было бы прохладным.

Red vs Blue Goes To the Zoo

2005-05-03T07:43:02-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Halo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Back in Blood Gulch after giving up on looking for O'Malley. Caboose thinks he sees a zoo, and Griff has an accidental encounter with Sarge on the toilet. (Written in Rooster Teeth format)

Justified

2005-04-21T11:55:19-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Sloane, A. & Emily S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-21-05
Status: In-Progress

A poem I wrote about Sloane being driven insane by the mysterious reappearance of Emily.

To Kill A Man

2005-04-15T11:45:27-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense
Pairing: Irina D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Blah. I wrote a poem and realized it would be good for Irina Derevko. . . but you be the judge.

Halo Revisited and Shot At

2005-03-14T12:02:23-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Halo
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,620, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-14-05
Status: In-Progress

A recap of the Halo game. It sucks. Don't read it unless you wanna chew on some distasteful literature crap. And no, hackers didn't attack this summary. I'm writing it myself. Cuz I are hooked on fonix. And I suck at writing.

The Artemis Fowl Show V

2004-07-29T12:56:43-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,824, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-29-04
Status: In-Progress

Yes! Finally! The Artemis Fowl Show hath returnith! Rejoice and throw butter knives! Read and you shall not be put in the stack things for vegetable justice! Go forth and read! Mind you . . . Red vs. Blue are the special guests today! Pink armor!

All Too Impossible

2004-05-13T16:49:28-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Mission: Impossible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-13-04
Status: In-Progress

A poem about Ethan Hunt and his troubles as . . . a "mole". Started as a poem for my story on fictionpress about More Than 20 Re:'s but thatkinda deminished. It just seems better as Mission: Impossible.

The Artemis Fowl Fan Fic Academy

2004-01-25T10:55:01-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,850, Reviews: 128 Updated: 1-25-04 Published: 10-23-03
Status: Complete

Crazy . . . All the Artemis Fowl fan fic writer's go to one school. Everyone is reminded of their past! Ms. Anonymity is confronted. Flamers welcome to read and see what you've been mistaking yourself for.

The Artemis Fowl Show SPECIAL EDITION!

2003-11-02T16:15:46-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,712, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-2-03
Status: In-Progress

Crazy. You aren't encouraged to read this . . . unless you hate Hillary Duff. I wrote this in a hurry to get something done. Flame me if you wish, but consider my Academy! I hate this story . . .

The Door

2003-09-16T17:01:57-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,623, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-16-03
Status: In-Progress

What happens after the Door is shut? Ansem comes back. Riku is broken. The King is powerless. And voices are heard.

Recruited To Where the World Is Quiet

2003-09-14T09:57:28-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,291, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-14-03 Published: 8-6-03
Status: In-Progress

3rd chappie is up! There's a fire in the Veritable French Diner. Will Lemony make it? G and H manage to loose M and L. Ramona is concerned for Lemony. Is the world still quiet?

The Artemis Fowl Show 3

2003-05-29T05:13:10-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,579, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-29-03
Status: In-Progress

A few more fanfic authors are on the show, once again. Have fun! They're gonna need it. And sorry if you find random fics stupid. There is nothing I can do.

Windows 98' Blues

2003-05-14T14:22:50-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Fanfiction Poetry
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 436, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Goo poem. Wrote it when I was bored. Funny, correct, all of the above.

The Artemis Fowl Show 2

2003-04-27T15:14:39-08:00

Author: Spectra16
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,704, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-27-03
Status: In-Progress

Spectra16 gets peeved an seeks revenge. More randomness. You people seem to like that.