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 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: Ironical Jester</subtitle>
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 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-09-24T13:29:58-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-09-24T13:29:58-08:00</updated>
  <title>Inaudible Melodies</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5398699/1/Inaudible_Melodies"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-09-24:story.5398699</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Optimus Prime"/>
  <category term="Megatron"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Optimus Prime &amp; Megatron&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,580, Reviews: 7 
Published: 9-24-09&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Post TFA, follows Gives You Hell and Shield. Optimus muses over his newfound position of power. Mild Megatron x Shockwave.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-09-24T13:27:08-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-09-24T13:27:08-08:00</updated>
  <title>Me and You</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5398691/1/Me_and_You"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-09-24:story.5398691</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Optimus Prime"/>
  <category term="Sentinel Prime"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Optimus Prime &amp; Sentinel Prime&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,115, Reviews: 4 
Published: 9-24-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Post TFA. Optimus never stops giving chances. Mild Optimus x Sentinel.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-09-24T13:24:38-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-09-24T13:24:38-08:00</updated>
  <title>Shield</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5398687/1/Shield"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-09-24:story.5398687</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Starscream"/>
  <category term="Skyfire/Jetfire"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Starscream &amp; Skyfire/Jetfire&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,046, Reviews: 2 
Published: 9-24-09&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Follows Gives You Hell. Implied Skyfire x Starscream, TFA.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-05-24T00:23:18-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-05-24T00:23:18-08:00</updated>
  <title>Gives You Hell</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5083372/1/Gives_You_Hell"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-05-24:story.5083372</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Megatron"/>
  <category term="Optimus Prime"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Megatron &amp; Optimus Prime&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,172, Reviews: 6 
Published: 5-24-09&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;TFA. After the events at the end of the series, Optimus visits his old rival regarding Decepticon rituals. Implied Megatron x Starscream.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-03-27T12:38:43-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-03-27T12:38:43-08:00</updated>
  <title>Rituals</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4951388/1/Rituals"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-03-27:story.4951388</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Lugnut"/>
  <category term="Wreck-Gar"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Lugnut &amp; Wreck-Gar&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,441, Reviews: 2 
Published: 3-27-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;TFA. After Wreck-Gar is recovered by the Decepticons, he finds himself having a difficult time finding his place in a culture he knows nothing about. Lugnut x Wreck-Gar.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-03-25T17:10:01-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-03-25T17:10:01-08:00</updated>
  <title>Investment</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4948052/1/Investment"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-03-25:story.4948052</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Megatron"/>
  <category term="Lugnut"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Megatron &amp; Lugnut&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,476, Reviews: 5 
Published: 3-25-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;TFA x-over with Megatron's Origin. Megatron and Lugnut's first meeting face-to-face.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-02-11T22:57:52-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-02-11T22:57:52-08:00</updated>
  <title>Spineless</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4856893/1/Spineless"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-02-11:story.4856893</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Ratchet"/>
  <category term="Optimus Prime"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Ratchet &amp; Optimus Prime&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,257, Reviews: 3 
Published: 2-11-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It was disturbing, though, how little goodness Ratchet had in comparison to Optimus. Ratchet &amp; Optimus, Ratchet &amp; Omega Supreme.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-27T14:17:22-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-27T14:17:22-08:00</updated>
  <title>Bonded</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4822418/1/Bonded"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-01-27:story.4822418</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Galvatron"/>
  <category term="Cyclonus"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Galvatron &amp; Cyclonus&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 5,805, Reviews: 7 
Published: 1-27-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Unfortunately for Galvatron and Starscream, being left as a ghost doesn't necessarily mean a bond has been broken. Cyclonus x Galvatron x Starscream, Cyclonus x Skyfire x Starscream.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-09-01T22:28:31-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-09-01T22:28:31-08:00</updated>
  <title>Multiply</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4514475/1/Multiply"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-09-01:story.4514475</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Blitzwing"/>
  <category term="Shockwave"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Blitzwing &amp; Shockwave&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,479, Reviews: 10 
Published: 9-1-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;TFA. Shockwave believed that Blitzwing's personalities multiplied anomalously. Blitzwing, on the other hand, feels it was merely to complete something that was decidedly incomplete. Blitzwing x Blitzwing x Blitzwing. Implied Blitzwing x Shockwave.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-08-29T21:00:45-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-08-29T21:00:45-08:00</updated>
  <title>Beacon</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4507461/1/Beacon"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-08-29:story.4507461</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Shockwave"/>
  <category term="Optimus Prime"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Shockwave &amp; Optimus Prime&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 5 
Published: 8-29-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;G1. Shockwave felt, in the end, that there was no one else he could turn to. Shockwave x Prime.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-08-22T23:13:56-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-08-22T23:13:56-08:00</updated>
  <title>Indulgence</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4493025/1/Indulgence"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-08-22:story.4493025</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: M"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Sunstreaker"/>
  <category term="Cosmos"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sunstreaker &amp; Cosmos&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,680, Reviews: 15 
Published: 8-22-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;G1. Cosmos returns to the Ark in preparation for a new mission, and ends up accidentally rousing a certain Lamborghini's attention. Sunstreaker x Cosmos.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-07-08T22:00:08-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-07-08T22:00:08-08:00</updated>
  <title>Willful Denial</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4381296/1/Willful_Denial"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-07-08:story.4381296</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Megatron"/>
  <category term="Bluestreak"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Megatron &amp; Bluestreak&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,984, Reviews: 15 
Published: 7-8-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Greatest thrill, not to kill, but to have the prize of the night. G1. Megatron x Bluestreak.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-07-06T00:00:35-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-07-06T00:00:35-08:00</updated>
  <title>Illogical</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4373782/1/Illogical"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-07-06:story.4373782</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Shockwave"/>
  <category term="Starscream"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Shockwave &amp; Starscream&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,801, Reviews: 9 
Published: 7-6-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Set during the G1 episode 'The Revenge of Bruticus'. Shockwave and Starscream have been bond mates since just about forever ago. That doesn't mean they have to like it. Shockwave x Starscream.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-06-29T14:31:02-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-06-29T14:31:02-08:00</updated>
  <title>Golden</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4358588/1/Golden"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-06-29:story.4358588</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Ratchet"/>
  <category term="Sunstorm"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Ratchet &amp; Sunstorm&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 12,675, Reviews: 26 
Published: 6-29-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Ratchet had always been convinced that spark bonds were foolish in the middle of war. Yet, as he's forced to repair an abandoned Decepticon, his aversion to spark bonds comes into question. Ratchet x Sunstorm, Perceptor x Wheeljack.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-06-14T10:31:15-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-06-14T10:31:15-08:00</updated>
  <title>Obey</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4322812/1/Obey"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-06-14:story.4322812</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: M"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Ultra Magnus"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Ultra Magnus&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 8,791, Reviews: 8 
Published: 6-14-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Ultra Magnus never believed training Sentinel would be an easy task. Still, he never could have accounted for just how difficult it could be. Ultra Magnus x Sentinel.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-06-08T22:15:16-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-06-08T22:15:16-08:00</updated>
  <title>Hard to Get</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4310589/1/Hard_to_Get"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-06-08:story.4310589</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Nanosec/Nino S."/>
  <category term="Slow Mo"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Nanosec/Nino S. &amp; Slow Mo&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 12 
Published: 6-8-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Animated. Nanosec never thought the most romantic moment in his life would be in the back of a police car. Nanosec x Slo-mo</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-05-29T15:13:43-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-05-29T15:13:43-08:00</updated>
  <title>Never Change</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4287117/1/Never_Change"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-05-29:story.4287117</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Starscream"/>
  <category term="Skyfire/Jetfire"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Starscream &amp; Skyfire/Jetfire&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,963, Reviews: 13 
Published: 5-29-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sometimes, not even death is the end. Ghost Starscream x Skyfire.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-05-26T15:17:41-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-05-26T15:17:41-08:00</updated>
  <title>Justifications</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4280527/1/Justifications"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-05-26:story.4280527</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Lockdown"/>
  <category term="Prowl"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Lockdown &amp; Prowl&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,617, Reviews: 16 
Published: 5-26-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It becomes a simple question, in the end. Is it worse to regret that you went, or regret that you didn't? Lockdown x Prowl.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-05-23T07:51:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-05-23T07:51:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>Pseudo Introductions</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4273095/1/Pseudo_Introductions"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-05-23:story.4273095</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Skyfire/Jetfire"/>
  <category term="Skywarp"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Skyfire/Jetfire &amp; Skywarp&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 6,349, Reviews: 10 
Published: 5-23-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;In which Skyfire finds himself wrapped up in the problems of a seeker again; however, this time it's a harmless one. Skyfire x Skywarp.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-05-06T00:38:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-05-06T00:38:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>Idolater</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4239806/1/Idolater"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-05-06:story.4239806</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Megatron"/>
  <category term="Lugnut"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Megatron &amp; Lugnut&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,202, Reviews: 12 
Published: 5-6-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Transformers Animated. Loyalty is neither a matter of being manipulated nor trusted: it is a matter of willing to be manipulated in order to be trusted. Megatron x Lugnut.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-05-02T11:30:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-05-02T11:30:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>On My Own</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4232115/1/On_My_Own"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-05-02:story.4232115</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <category term="Jazz"/>
  <category term="Bumblebee"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Friendship&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Jazz &amp; Bumblebee&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,997, Reviews: 13 
Published: 5-2-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Jazz finds that sometimes, even for him, it's hard not to worry. Jazz x Bumblebee.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-21T10:11:38-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-21T10:11:38-08:00</updated>
  <title>Complicated</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4210799/1/Complicated"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-21:story.4210799</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Megatron"/>
  <category term="Starscream"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Megatron &amp; Starscream&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 22 
Published: 4-21-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Transformers Animated. Starscream never could park well, but in some cases, it's because he's distracted. Megatron x Starscream</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-17T19:50:55-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-17T19:50:55-08:00</updated>
  <title>One Last Kiss</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4203717/1/One_Last_Kiss"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-17:story.4203717</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Megatron"/>
  <category term="Optimus Prime"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Megatron &amp; Optimus Prime&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,845, Reviews: 8 
Published: 4-17-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Movie verse. Before Earth, Optimus had no words to describe what he felt for Megatron. Now, it's too late. Slash. Megatron x Optimus Prime.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-10T16:43:27-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-10T16:43:27-08:00</updated>
  <title>Blackened</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4189096/1/Blackened"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-10:story.4189096</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Inferno"/>
  <category term="Red Alert"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Inferno &amp; Red Alert&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 5,101, Reviews: 18 
Published: 4-10-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;“Does Inferno know you’re not of age yet, Red Alert?”. G1. Inferno x Red Alert.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-07T12:23:38-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-07T12:23:38-08:00</updated>
  <title>Final</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4182759/1/Final"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-07:story.4182759</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Megatron"/>
  <category term="I. Sumdac"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Megatron &amp; I. Sumdac&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,965, Reviews: 12 
Published: 4-7-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;All empires fall eventually. Megatron x Sumdac.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-03T13:04:09-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-03T13:04:09-08:00</updated>
  <title>Sorrow</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4174356/1/Sorrow"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-03:story.4174356</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Jazz"/>
  <category term="Soundwave"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Jazz &amp; Soundwave&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,700, Reviews: 5 
Published: 4-3-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Lost in fantasies. Soundwave x Jazz. Mentions of Prowl x Jazz and Soundwave x Shockwave.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-02T20:06:17-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-02T20:06:17-08:00</updated>
  <title>Burn</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4173292/1/Burn"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-02:story.4173292</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Optimus Prime"/>
  <category term="Jazz"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Optimus Prime &amp; Jazz&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 987, Reviews: 7 
Published: 4-2-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;2007 Movieverse. Optimus Prime x Jazz.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-20T21:20:16-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-20T21:20:16-08:00</updated>
  <title>All Because of You</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4144240/1/All_Because_of_You"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-20:story.4144240</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Bumblebee"/>
  <category term="Sunstreaker"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Bumblebee &amp; Sunstreaker&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,592, Reviews: 14 
Published: 3-20-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Bumblebee inexplicably finds himself enduring Sunstreaker's persistent affections. G1. Sunstreaker x Bumblebee.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-17T23:38:32-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-17T23:38:32-08:00</updated>
  <title>Chain</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4138290/1/Chain"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-17:story.4138290</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Galvatron"/>
  <category term="Cyclonus"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Galvatron &amp; Cyclonus&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,897, Reviews: 2 
Published: 3-17-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The chains of loyalty are far more burdensome than the chains of hatred. G1. Galvatron x Cyclonus.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-14T22:35:49-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-14T22:35:49-08:00</updated>
  <title>Glow</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4131888/1/Glow"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-14:story.4131888</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Optimus Prime"/>
  <category term="Ironhide"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Optimus Prime &amp; Ironhide&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,361, Reviews: 3 
Published: 3-14-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Optimus Prime x Ironhide.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-13T20:43:55-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-13T20:43:55-08:00</updated>
  <title>Bleeding Hearts</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4129900/1/Bleeding_Hearts"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-13:story.4129900</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Ultra Magnus"/>
  <category term="Rodimus Prime"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Ultra Magnus &amp; Rodimus Prime&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,516, Reviews: 3 
Published: 3-13-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;No one aside from Rodimus can understand the burden of carrying the Matrix. Nonetheless, Ultra Magnus tries to understand. G1. Ultra Magnus x Rodimus.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-12T19:22:33-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-12T19:22:33-08:00</updated>
  <title>Wires</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4128113/1/Wires"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-12:story.4128113</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Prowl"/>
  <category term="Ratchet"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Prowl &amp; Ratchet&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,329, Reviews: 7 
Published: 3-12-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Animated. Never presume anything. Ratchet x Prowl.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-11T19:42:02-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-11T19:42:02-08:00</updated>
  <title>Stray</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4126352/1/Stray"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-11:story.4126352</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Ratchet"/>
  <category term="Thundercracker"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Ratchet &amp; Thundercracker&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 853, Reviews: 14 
Published: 3-11-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;While less pathetic than the purple one and the idiotic second in command, there was still something inherently pathetic in being left being. Ratchet x Thundercracker.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-10T13:07:24-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-10T13:07:24-08:00</updated>
  <title>Desert</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4123479/1/Desert"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-10:story.4123479</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Thundercracker"/>
  <category term="Skywarp"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Thundercracker &amp; Skywarp&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,518, Reviews: 20 
Published: 3-10-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Having a partner with the ability to warp can become frequently stressful. Thundercracker x Skywarp.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-07T20:17:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-07T20:17:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>Cave</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4118074/1/Cave"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-07:story.4118074</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Skyfire/Jetfire"/>
  <category term="Starscream"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Skyfire/Jetfire &amp; Starscream&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 5,192, Reviews: 11 
Published: 3-7-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sometimes, it's difficult to let go of past feelings, even when the one you love no longer truly exists. G1. Skyfire x Starscream.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-06T10:43:20-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-06T10:43:20-08:00</updated>
  <title>Hex</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4115239/1/Hex"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-06:story.4115239</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Grimlock"/>
  <category term="Blurr"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Grimlock &amp; Blurr&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,044, Reviews: 7 
Published: 3-6-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Hex; One that brings bad luck. Grimlock x Blurr</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-05T12:24:20-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-05T12:24:20-08:00</updated>
  <title>Perfect World</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4113563/1/Perfect_World"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-05:story.4113563</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Ratchet"/>
  <category term="Arcee"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Ratchet &amp; Arcee&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 685, Reviews: 7 
Published: 3-5-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Even the perfect lies can't mask the darkest truths. Ratchet x Arcee</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-04T11:08:51-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-04T11:08:51-08:00</updated>
  <title>Beam</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4111593/1/Beam"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-04:story.4111593</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Soundwave"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Soundwave&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,680, Reviews: 6 
Published: 3-4-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Soundwave understands well enough that Galvatron will never be what Megatron was. That doesn't mean that he doesn't acknowledge that they are the same being. G1. Megatron x Soundwave, Galvatron x Cyclonus</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-03T15:22:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-03T15:22:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>Kindred</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4110041/1/Kindred"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-03:story.4110041</id>
  <category term="Transformers/Beast Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Red Alert"/>
  <category term="Breakdown"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Transformers_Beast_Wars/'&gt;Transformers/Beast Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Red Alert &amp; Breakdown&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,672, Reviews: 13 
Published: 3-3-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;In which two very paranoid, very psychotic mechs form a bond. Red Alert x Breakdown</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-11-20T10:37:14-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-11-20T10:37:14-08:00</updated>
  <title>Inconsecutive Recollections</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3902036/1/Inconsecutive_Recollections"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-11-20:story.3902036</id>
  <category term="Harry Potter"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <category term="Albus D."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Harry_Potter/'&gt;Harry Potter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Albus D.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 7,392, Reviews: 14 
Published: 11-20-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;[Dumbledore x Grindelwald] Well after his death, Harry receives a letter. The truth about Albus Dumbledore's past.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-07-13T12:13:58-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-07-13T12:13:58-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ruin and Rebirth</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3654703/1/Ruin_and_Rebirth"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-07-13:story.3654703</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Walter"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Walter&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,525, Reviews: 12 
Published: 7-13-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;There is a point for an immortal where neither past nor future are important, but only the moments you live within. Captain x Dark Walter</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-08T18:00:01-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-08T18:00:01-08:00</updated>
  <title>Spoils of War</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3529591/1/Spoils_of_War"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-08:story.3529591</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="The Major"/>
  <category term="Integra"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Drama&lt;br&gt;Pairing: The Major &amp; Integra&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,557, Reviews: 2 
Published: 5-8-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;When you have nothing left, not even the slightly shred of an identity, then you are truly free. Major x Integra</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-30T05:46:09-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-30T05:46:09-08:00</updated>
  <title>Gate</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3515015/1/Gate"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-30:story.3515015</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="The Major"/>
  <category term="Integra"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: The Major &amp; Integra&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,128, Reviews: 6 
Published: 4-30-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sometimes, the seemingly unimportant encounters can turn out to be the most significant. Major x Young Integra</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-24T00:23:18-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-24T00:23:18-08:00</updated>
  <title>Silent Reverie</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3505924/1/Silent_Reverie"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-24:story.3505924</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,615, Reviews: 17 
Published: 4-24-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;When looking upon a distant memory, sometimes you can only remember small things, small details. Movement, a certain look, or the sound of a soft voice against your ear. Abraham van Hellsing x Alucard</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-03-31T13:38:47-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-03-31T13:38:47-08:00</updated>
  <title>Shards</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3053699/1/Shards"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-07-19:story.3053699</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 5,951, Reviews: 16 
Updated: 3-31-07 Published: 7-19-06&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sequel to Splinters Memories are like shards of a mirror, difficult to piece together into an unbroken reflection of the past. While Alucard begins to piece his history together, Anderson tries to shatter his own. Alucard x Anderson</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-03-09T00:07:52-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-03-09T00:07:52-08:00</updated>
  <title>Demon's Smile</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3431198/1/Demons_Smile"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-03-09:story.3431198</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="The Major"/>
  <category term="Integra"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Pairing: The Major &amp; Integra&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 981, Reviews: 4 
Published: 3-9-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;He knows her power outdoes his own, and what else is there to do but submit? Major x Integra</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-03-04T05:17:47-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-03-04T05:17:47-08:00</updated>
  <title>Home</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3424178/1/Home"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-03-04:story.3424178</id>
  <category term="StarTrek: The Next Generation"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Sci-Fi"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Q"/>
  <category term="Picard, J."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/StarTrek_The_Next_Generation/'&gt;StarTrek: The Next Generation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Sci-Fi/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Q &amp; Picard, J.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 6 
Published: 3-4-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;However you live, there's a part of you always standing by, mapping out the sky. [Q x Picard]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-03-03T05:35:41-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-03-03T05:35:41-08:00</updated>
  <title>Torn at the Seams</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3422404/1/Torn_at_the_Seams"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-03-03:story.3422404</id>
  <category term="Silent Hill"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Silent_Hill/'&gt;Silent Hill&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 962, Reviews: 3 
Published: 3-3-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;He locked me up in this room and played with me just like a toy... [Joseph &amp; Walter]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-03-02T14:23:17-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-03-02T14:23:17-08:00</updated>
  <title>Shatter</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3421401/1/Shatter"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-03-02:story.3421401</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Enrico"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Horror&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Enrico&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 4 
Published: 3-2-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;All that's left is the cold, and the sound of shattering glass. Anderson x Maxwell</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-03-01T10:33:12-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-03-01T10:33:12-08:00</updated>
  <title>Bright Lights</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3419569/1/Bright_Lights"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-03-01:story.3419569</id>
  <category term="Ghost in the Shell"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Ghost_in_the_Shell/'&gt;Ghost in the Shell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 8 
Published: 3-1-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The heart knows the world's disguise. [Batou x Motoko]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-01-09T15:15:41-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-01-09T15:15:41-08:00</updated>
  <title>Acts of Mercy</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3333407/1/Acts_of_Mercy"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-01-09:story.3333407</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Walter"/>
  <category term="Seras"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Drama&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Walter &amp; Seras&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 6,010, Reviews: 16 
Published: 1-9-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;No one, not even Walter believed he could ever come back from the other side yet, for some reason, Seras seems adamant in her belief that he can. Dark Walter x Seras</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-01-03T23:53:05-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-01-03T23:53:05-08:00</updated>
  <title>Dreams of Glory</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3324437/1/Dreams_of_Glory"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-01-03:story.3324437</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <category term="Walter"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alucard &amp; Walter&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,359, Reviews: 3 
Published: 1-3-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Some dreams just can't die, no matter how many years pass, no matter how impossible they are. Walter has trouble letting go of his own childish desires. Alucard x Walter</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-12-12T04:23:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-12-12T04:23:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>Reluctantly Whimsical</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3285478/1/Reluctantly_Whimsical"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-12-12:story.3285478</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Integra"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Integra&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,862, Reviews: 6 
Published: 12-12-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sometime, in the depth of the night, Integra lets herself experience the pleasures and pains her waking mind denies her. Anderson x Integra, Alucard x Integra</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-11-27T22:17:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-11-27T22:17:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>Counting Scars</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3260940/1/Counting_Scars"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-11-27:story.3260940</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 562, Reviews: 4 
Published: 11-27-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Drabble How can I leave a mark upon your skin? Alucard x Anderson</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-05-03T02:56:13-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-05-03T02:56:13-08:00</updated>
  <title>Loathing</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2920596/1/Loathing"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-05-03:story.2920596</id>
  <category term="Final Fantasy VII"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Prof. Hojo"/>
  <category term="Vincent V."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Final_Fantasy_VII/'&gt;Final Fantasy VII&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Drama&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Prof. Hojo &amp; Vincent V.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 733, Reviews: 4 
Published: 5-3-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Hatred and loathing are two vastly different things, and Vincent surmises that few humans are truly aware of this fact. [Hojo x Vincent]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-05-02T22:00:51-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-05-02T22:00:51-08:00</updated>
  <title>Apocryphal Romance</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2918233/1/Apocryphal_Romance"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-05-01:story.2918233</id>
  <category term="Final Fantasy VII"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Rufus"/>
  <category term="Tseng"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Final_Fantasy_VII/'&gt;Final Fantasy VII&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Rufus &amp; Tseng&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,065, Reviews: 9 
Updated: 5-2-06 Published: 5-1-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Tseng is there when he awakens, and Rufus doesn’t know why he should have expected anything different. [Rufus x Tseng]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-04-02T15:05:38-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-04-02T15:05:38-08:00</updated>
  <title>Moment of Peace</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2873287/1/Moment_of_Peace"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-04-02:story.2873287</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Spiritual"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,211, Reviews: 7 
Published: 4-2-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I wept bitter tears for you. Alucard x Anderson</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-02-19T17:37:12-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-02-19T17:37:12-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ticking Past the Hour</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2809528/1/Ticking_Past_the_Hour"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-02-19:story.2809528</id>
  <category term="Saw"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/movie/Saw/'&gt;Saw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,140, Reviews: 20 
Published: 2-19-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;[Saw II Spoilers] Amanda has to come to accept the life she's given. Not the torture she has to inflict on others, but the loneliness that John's death will bring. [John x Amanda]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-02-14T15:28:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-02-14T15:28:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>Guardian Angel</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2801109/1/Guardian_Angel"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-02-14:story.2801109</id>
  <category term="Ghost in the Shell"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Ghost_in_the_Shell/'&gt;Ghost in the Shell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,076, Reviews: 17 
Published: 2-14-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;No matter how long they know each other, he will never see her as anything but perfect. Drabble. [Batou x Motoko]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-02-11T06:13:22-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-02-11T06:13:22-08:00</updated>
  <title>Russischer Bär</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2794860/1/Russischer_Bar"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-02-11:story.2794860</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Walter"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Walter&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,326, Reviews: 8 
Published: 2-11-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The Captain once believed that humans were delicate, easily broken, just like butterflies. Captain x Walter</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-02-08T00:56:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-02-08T00:56:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>Zircon</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2790563/1/Zircon"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-02-08:story.2790563</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="The Major"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Pairing: The Major&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,921, Reviews: 6 
Published: 2-8-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;All villains have their beginnings. Doc and Major are no exception. Major x Doc</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-02-06T03:09:37-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-02-06T03:09:37-08:00</updated>
  <title>Seventh Year Misfortune</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2778922/1/Seventh_Year_Misfortune"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-01-31:story.2778922</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 11,110, Reviews: 35 
Updated: 2-6-06 Published: 1-31-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A story exploring the possible outcome if Anderson had won the battle against Alucard. Alucard x Anderson</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-01-21T12:47:03-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-01-21T12:47:03-08:00</updated>
  <title>Domino Castle</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2763233/1/Domino_Castle"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-01-21:story.2763233</id>
  <category term="Death Note"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Mello"/>
  <category term="Near"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Death_Note/'&gt;Death Note&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Mello &amp; Near&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,987, Reviews: 44 
Published: 1-21-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Mello and Near listen to the song of a storm together. Near x Mello</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-01-20T05:15:15-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-01-20T05:15:15-08:00</updated>
  <title>Whispers of Corruption</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2761081/1/Whispers_of_Corruption"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-01-20:story.2761081</id>
  <category term="Ghost in the Shell"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Ghost_in_the_Shell/'&gt;Ghost in the Shell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,644, Reviews: 5 
Published: 1-20-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;[Laughing Man Fic]  Everything that had once mattered to him was suddenly thrown away and tainted by the single shred of knowledge that people were dying, and there was no reason for it anymore.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-01-17T05:34:03-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-01-17T05:34:03-08:00</updated>
  <title>Operatic Love: A Series Dedicated to Major and Rip</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2756807/1/Operatic_Love_A_Series_Dedicated_to_Major_and_Rip"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-01-17:story.2756807</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 2,666, Reviews: 3 
Published: 1-17-06&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;This is a collection of many Major x Rip Van Winkle ficlets for a themed challenge. [Major x Rip Van Winkle]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-01-16T07:48:28-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-01-16T07:48:28-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ragnarok</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2755273/1/Ragnarok"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-01-16:story.2755273</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <category term="Fantasy"/>
  <category term="Walter"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Tragedy/Fantasy&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Walter&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,453, Reviews: 5 
Published: 1-16-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Seras laments over the tragedy of two fallen wolves. Captain x Walter</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-01-02T08:43:52-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-01-02T08:43:52-08:00</updated>
  <title>Divergence</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2732234/1/Divergence"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-01-02:story.2732234</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <category term="Integra"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alucard &amp; Integra&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 5,096, Reviews: 13 
Published: 1-2-06&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Continuation of Beloved Memories Alucard suffers more of the many consequeneces surrounding his immortality. Alucard x Integra</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-12-25T09:05:27-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-25T09:05:27-08:00</updated>
  <title>Sympathy Card</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2719526/1/Sympathy_Card"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-12-25:story.2719526</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Parody&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 7,583, Reviews: 14 
Published: 12-25-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Shameless Christmas Fic A tale of why Anderson no longer celebrates the birth of Christ. Girlycard x Anderson</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-12-15T18:21:12-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-15T18:21:12-08:00</updated>
  <title>Gargoyle</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2704306/1/Gargoyle"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-12-15:story.2704306</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 6,091, Reviews: 5 
Published: 12-15-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Continuation of 'Painless Suicide' Anderson awakens from his dreams at the hands of a sentinel. Alucard x Anderson</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-12-08T12:13:24-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-08T12:13:24-08:00</updated>
  <title>Painless Suicide</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2693903/1/Painless_Suicide"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-12-08:story.2693903</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Fantasy"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Fantasy/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 6,017, Reviews: 4 
Published: 12-8-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;..Post War.. Anderson and Alucard meet somewhere between dream and reality. Alucard x Anderson</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-12-04T10:50:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-04T10:50:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>Perfect Blue</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2688361/1/Perfect_Blue"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-12-04:story.2688361</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 6,340, Reviews: 20 
Published: 12-4-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;..Post War.. The priest's submission isn't necessarily what Alucard longs for. Alucard x Anderson</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-11-30T13:57:30-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-11-30T13:57:30-08:00</updated>
  <title>Beloved Memories</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2682832/1/Beloved_Memories"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-11-30:story.2682832</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Spiritual"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Spiritual&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alexander &amp; Alucard&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,504, Reviews: 11 
Published: 11-30-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;There are only some memories that need to be forever treasured. Alucard x Anderson</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Ironical Jester</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-11-28T06:09:51-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-11-28T06:09:51-08:00</updated>
  <title>Splinters</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2679512/1/Splinters"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-11-28:story.2679512</id>
  <category term="Hellsing"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Alucard"/>
  <category term="Alexander"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/352957/Ironical_Jester'&gt;Ironical Jester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hellsing/'&gt;Hellsing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Alucard &amp; Alexander&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,681, Reviews: 12 
Published: 11-28-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;..Post Volume 8.. Anderson's soul is in splinters, and Alucard offers the only solace he can manage. Alucard x Anderson</summary>
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