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The Miserable Gits Club

2011-05-25T15:32:07-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Adventure
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 33,016, Reviews: 279, In-Progress

Severus, Hermione and Lucius are feeling a little lost after the war. Society is changing, and so are they.

A Twist in the Tale

2011-03-24T14:17:49-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Parody/Humor
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 9, Words: 13,980, Reviews: 166, Complete

Crookshanks takes steps to oust his rival. There's only room for one ginger in Hermione's life, and it's him.

Restrictive Covenants

2008-10-08T03:31:08-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 39,349, Reviews: 59, Complete

Snape is still Headmaster. The Ministry wants him out. Hermione is sent to negotiate. PWP

Midnight Oak

2008-08-06T15:03:19-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,905, Reviews: 29, Complete

Hermione lures Severus out into the forest to show him something interesting

The Great Hogwarts Portrait Rebellion

2008-06-09T14:16:56-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,565, Reviews: 253, In-Progress

Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.

A Law to Herself

2008-02-06T05:02:49-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
General/Romance
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 25, Words: 120,789, Reviews: 1025, In-Progress

Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules

How Hermione Granger lost her Hymen

2007-10-08T14:25:16-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Parody/Humor
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,955, Reviews: 78, Complete

and found true love or, why Ronald Weasley should have practiced more at Quidditch, and why Snape and Malfoy were a safe pair of hands

So

2006-11-04T10:35:30-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Drama/Romance
Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,152, Reviews: 51, Complete

The battle is over, so what happens now...

Draw breath

2006-08-23T11:41:17-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
General
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 911, Reviews: 22, Complete

After the events of HBP the characters all draw breath. Preromance, if you squint.

Big Name Death Eater Three

2006-05-16T14:11:19-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 15,934, Reviews: 37, Complete

Seveurs is trying to get some sleep, but a friend is in need, and Malfoys are plotting.

The Azkaban Letters

2006-02-05T03:43:45-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
Lucius M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,491, Reviews: 46, Complete

Lucius Malfoy writes to his son from prison with some advice

Big Name Death Eater Part deux

2006-02-01T16:53:56-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 15,284, Reviews: 31, Complete

What Hermione did next.

Big Name Death Eater

2005-11-17T14:51:25-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 10, Words: 51,015, Reviews: 218, Complete

Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?

A snape is for life, not just for Christmas

2005-08-08T12:27:23-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 12, Words: 32,325, Reviews: 408, Complete

Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?

It started with a book

2005-05-08T16:46:01-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 10, Words: 21,913, Reviews: 355, Complete

Now completed

Biting off more than you can chew

2005-03-22T13:58:12-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Drama/Romance
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,872, Reviews: 65, Complete

Hermione has had an unpleasant experience.....

Santa Severus Snape

2004-12-23T10:32:08-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 21,713, Reviews: 67, Complete

Severus Snape thought he was the most unlikely candidate for Santa, apart from Genghiz Khan. He might be right.

The Anniversary

2004-09-15T14:41:32-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
General/Romance
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,760, Reviews: 62, Complete

It's Hermione's and Severus' Wedding Anniversary. Bring a hanky .

Another Celebration

2004-08-16T13:04:22-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,489, Reviews: 31, Complete

Follow up to Celebration - the Stag Night. Who's getting married in the morning......

De Minimus

2004-05-14T06:10:10-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor
Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 8, Words: 21,155, Reviews: 100, Complete

Following a Weasley prank at a Hogwarts post-War reunion, Severus is suffering from divine intervention in his life. Only Hermione has the cure.

Hermione Pulls It off

2004-04-30T16:01:00-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,935, Reviews: 170, Complete

Hermione takes on a bet to seduce Severus. But she has a plan - a very cunning plan. Sometimes brains are more important than bust size

Happy Birthday

2004-04-05T13:50:27-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,476, Reviews: 70, Complete

Severus asks the boys for help in wooing Hermione but has he been given the right information?

Bubble bath

2004-03-29T10:15:28-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 15, Words: 20,015, Reviews: 165, Complete

HGSS Answer to WIkkt bubble bath challenge.

De mortuis and then some

2004-01-07T15:51:51-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
Albus D. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,458, Reviews: 43, Complete

Albus is dying and Hermione has something to say to him. Not a comedy Minor editing updates - thanks to LorenaSnape

Celebration

2003-11-01T14:32:21-08:00

Author: Shiv5468
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,733, Reviews: 103, Complete

This is probably the end of this story unless people convince me to write more