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Saving You Saves Me

2009-11-07T15:48:42-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Judai Y. & Jun M.
Chapters: 11, Words: 48,234, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-7-09 Published: 1-9-08
Status: In-Progress

A rewrite of their final year. Sundays are perfect days for sermons. Manjoume goes to hear Raphael give a speech to the Morality Committee, and but the Order isn't quite what he's expecting.

The Badge

2009-08-19T00:01:30-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Miles E. & Phoenix W./Nick
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,150, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Written for the pw kinkmeme: this meshed two prompts, one with Phoenix having super regenerative powers and one with him becoming a superhero. Edgeworth begins to notice something suspicious about Phoenix's healing process, and Nick picks up a new job.

Unconquerable

2009-07-12T20:48:16-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Mai K. & Varon
Chapters: 18, Words: 9,845, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-12-09 Published: 8-26-08
Status: In-Progress

Twenty-five drabbles to twenty-five love quotes. Some people just don’t want to fall in love and some people can’t, but sometimes it just takes awhile to win them over to your side. Conquestshipping: MaixBaron/Valon

Mr Fahrenheit

2009-05-05T12:20:50-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Ky Kiske & Sol Badguy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,553, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Written for the GuiltyGear kinkmeme on livejournal. Prompt involved Sol and Ky in a bathtub together without being OOC, which means that this is not a pairing fic. Ky is just really, really cold right now.

The Well

2009-05-05T12:09:28-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Air Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Akito W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 697, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-5-09
Status: In-Progress

A look at an early counseling session between Akito and his therapist, taking place soon after his trauma. Written during my psyc class while discussing dissociative disorders and used as an attempt to write in the present tense.

No Lancelot

2009-05-05T12:03:09-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Chrono Trigger
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 901, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-5-09
Status: Complete

A fill for the January challenge and an attempt to write a different kind of dialog without using old English or sounding stuffy. This was from the 3rd, and the prompt was "her handwriting." In case you don't recognize it, this pairing is one-sided.

Kiss the Boys

2009-05-05T11:57:55-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Fubuki T. & Asuka T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,423, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-5-09
Status: Complete

Written for the GX kinkmeme on livejournal. Asuka crawls into Fubuki's bed to escape the "monster" in her room, and asks about the importance of first kisses. Fubuki decides that he's going to Hell when he dies. A very mild AsukaxFubuki one-shot.

Justice

2009-05-05T11:43:35-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 9, Words: 2,765, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-5-09 Published: 9-22-08
Status: In-Progress

A collection of drabble scenes from throughout Apollo Justice. The things that could have and should have been said, from phone calls and kick-boxing to sexual harassment claims and abandonment. Now with Diego jokes.

Kiss You Awake

2009-02-12T22:54:29-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Mia F. & Diego A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,570, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Written for the pw kinkmeme: prompt involved a hopeless love, and nothing says "hopeless" quite like Miego. Though Mia doesn't know it yet, she will soon wish that it was always this easy to wake him.

Not Gay

2009-01-14T18:16:18-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Phoenix W./Nick & Larry B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 412, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Drabble for the pw kinkmeme: prompt was gay lawyers. Post AJ. Larry insists that only a truly homosexual man would protest to watching young women wander around in sexy underwear; Phoenix just thinks that it makes them both dirty old men.

Perception

2009-01-14T17:45:07-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Apollo J. & Klavier G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,229, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Written for the pw kinkmeme. Apollo and Klavier discuss the possibility of starting a family and having children.

No, I Don't Come Here Often

2009-01-07T10:18:37-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Apollo J. & Klavier G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,249, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-7-09 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

Written for the pw kinkmeme: prompt involved Apollo crossdressing. After bumping into each other and getting the other man completely sloshed, Apollo takes Klavier back to his apartment.

Best Friends

2009-01-06T21:04:06-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Miles E. & Phoenix W./Nick
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-6-09
Status: Complete

Another quick drabble for the pw kinkmeme: the prompt was Phoenix punching Edgeworth in the face, but easy on the angst. Which is why this happened while they were in grade school over something so unimportant that it grew to define a relationship.

Fate

2008-12-18T07:56:27-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Judai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,767, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-18-08
Status: Complete

Written for the gx kinkmeme: the prompt was HaouxJudai and chains. While not exactly what you asked for, I hope you enjoy it anyway, anon. A violent and symbolic take on Juudai's inevitable transition to adulthood.

Moments

2008-08-30T11:02:29-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Secret/Legend of Mana
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 17,020, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 1-15-08
Status: In-Progress

A pseudo-novelization of SD3 isolating the most important moments for the plot. Updated with part of Lise's escape from Rolante, Carlie's beginning, and Angela's arrival in Jad. Kevin gets to save the day, and Angela regrets looking like her mother.

Push

2008-08-21T21:07:39-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,109, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-21-08
Status: Complete

Til the End of Time, semi-prequel to "Run." A reflection on the differences in fighting styles of big Klausian men and little human girls.

Queen

2008-07-02T07:27:30-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 895, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-2-08
Status: Complete

Apollo Justice, post-game. Living in Germany meant Gavin missed out on all the fun American terminology Californians tend to use.

The Devil is All In

2008-06-28T08:24:18-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,014, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-28-08
Status: Complete

Apollo Justice fic, Apollo-centric. Gavin isn't the only one with Psyhe-Locks that never got broken. A look at a game of poker between an attorney and his intern, and a possible explanation for why it was so easy to accuse Gavin of being guilty. Spoilers.

Run

2008-06-27T20:22:36-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

Til the End of Time, post-game. In every culture, there are behaviors and idioms that come across as bizarre and foreign to outsiders. Maria, having been born human, faces these confusing nuances of Klausian interaction on a daily basis.

Present

2008-06-19T08:28:51-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 916, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-19-08
Status: Complete

Drabble set after the end of Apollo Justice. Phoenix is elated over the prospect of giving a present to both himself and Trucy. He has been waiting for this day for many years. Iris/Phoenix

Missing Flowers

2008-04-26T12:41:16-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: MeruPuri
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Razalude & Umi
Chapters: 1, Words: 961, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

Drabble entry for The-Fanfic-Alliance's latest contest on DA. Umi and her brother take Razuludo out to celebrate his first hanami, but he doesn't seem very impressed. It appears that someone is missing a very particular flower.

The Way You Are

2008-03-23T15:37:38-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Jun M. & Judai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,772, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

Fifty sentences looking at fifty different sides of Manjoume and Juudai. Off-shoot of Saving You Saves Me.

Still Your Turn

2008-03-18T12:13:33-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,760, Reviews: 23 Updated: 3-18-08 Published: 2-5-08
Status: Complete

After the end of the Hokuto tournament, it's pretty obvious that there's something wrong with Hikaru. Akira stops by to see him and reassure his friend and rival that it's okay if he's just Hikaru.

Better Than Nothing

2008-02-15T06:41:56-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Heero Y.
Chapters: 14, Words: 30,979, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-15-08
Status: In-Progress

They may not be heroes anymore, but as the colonies' last line of defense against a bright and idealistic new terrorist, the five Gundam pilots will have to prove that they are better than nothing. Rewrite with new chapters.

For Her

2008-02-03T20:00:55-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Pretty Face
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,325, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-3-08
Status: Complete

As Rando gets older, it gets harder to hide the fact that he isn't really Yuna. Trapped between the realization that he can't keep living this lie and not wanting to leave Rina, he has to decide just how much he's willing to sacrifice for her happiness.

Unfinished Masterpiece

2007-12-03T12:33:28-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Seto K. & Isis I.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,140, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-3-07 Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

The two part sequel to my Logicshipping fic, Dreamer. Seto races against time and reason to fix what could have been the biggest mistake of his life, but can he make Isis understand that there is more to their lives than this? Isis finally speaks her mind

Walls Between Us

2007-10-28T21:20:58-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 946, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-28-07
Status: Complete

Drabble set after the end of PW3. A look at Iris's feelings during one of Phoenix's routine visits. mild spoilers . Iris/Phoenix

Taste of Life

2007-10-28T12:10:33-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Daisuke M. & Ken I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 954, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-28-07
Status: Complete

Drabble scene with Daisuke and Ken at a mall. A play on the angsty gay!Daisuke stereotype. The greatest horrors in life are often made by man, and this one is no exception. However, Daisuke has a way of looking on the bright side.

N E O

2007-10-28T11:53:12-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,242, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-28-07 Published: 10-3-04
Status: In-Progress

Milleniumon is on the rise in the Digital World again, and Akiyama Ryo steps up to take him down. But in the Real World, the trouble's just starting. This is one of those stories where I mesh all of the seasons together. Consider yourself warned.

When You're Sleepy

2007-07-25T09:04:51-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Mori/Takashi M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,646, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-25-07 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

Third and final chapter up! A sleepy Mori wakes up to find himself in a situation he's not prepared for. But is it Hikaru, or Kaoru, that he's with? It's not quite what you'd expect. Morix?. In response to a challenge on Freedom of Speech.

Heero the Homicidal Maniac

2007-07-11T14:55:01-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Heero Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,024, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-11-07
Status: Complete

Heero realizes that he doesn't have to kill anymore after the Mariemaia Incident, but what exactly does that mean? He discusses this newfound freedom with a psychologist.

Champagne

2007-07-07T02:33:10-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zechs M. & Trowa B./No-Name
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-7-07
Status: Complete

Yet another story written for a friend with a Christmas theme. Milliardo is propositioned in an unexpected place just before Christmas Eve. Oh, come on now: who wants to spend the holidays alone anyway? Silly 3x6.

Binge

2007-06-29T20:25:43-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: B. Crawford
Chapters: 1, Words: 929, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

Bourbon is Bradley Crawford's poison of choice, but drinking it brings up some rather unpleasant thoughts of the past.

Heart Games

2007-05-13T22:11:20-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Irvine K. & Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,644, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-13-07
Status: Complete

A Squalvine dedicated to DarkEros. Just after the end credits roll, a festive evening turns sour for everyone's favorite sniper when he finds his commander in poor spirits out on the balcony.

Picture Perfect

2007-04-25T16:43:43-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Mokuba K. & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 926, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

Written in response to a challenge on Freedom of Speech, [Tabloid shipping]. Boys are notoriously bad at communicating, these ones especially so.

Turnabout's End

2007-04-25T16:17:06-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 521, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

A drabble written at SakuraCon '07 as part of a contest: it won the award for 'Best Serious Fic.' Phoenix Wright goes back to the office after the end of the second game to assuage his guilt once and for all. [Spoilers]

I Can't

2007-04-25T16:13:39-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Y. Oikawa
Chapters: 1, Words: 588, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

A drabble written for BlackJackGabbiani at SakuraCon '07. Hida Hiroki and Oikawa Yukio talk about the things that they can and cannot do.

The Day After

2007-04-25T16:10:48-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: D N Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Satoshi H. & Daisuke N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

A drabble in response to a character challenge on Freedom of Speech. A different take on the scene with Satoshi and Daisuke from the nurse's room in volume three of the manga.

Pillars of Salt

2007-04-25T16:07:11-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,719, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-25-07 Published: 8-11-04
Status: In-Progress

A continuation of the series, starting with a new twist on the beginning of the DOOM arc. When the God Cards are stolen, Yuugi will have to battle a strange new foe. But with the Gods on their side, how can he hope to succeed? Chapter 3 up!

Of Pudding and Rabbits

2007-04-24T22:42:29-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Mokuba K. & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,735, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-24-07
Status: Complete

A semisequel to 'Happy Birthday, You're Crazy.' Parody with a winter theme, and an entry for an item challenge on DA. Things take a turn for the deadly in the Kaiba mansion; can the gang really survive? When will the killing of innocents finally end?

Energy

2006-03-01T23:15:11-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Mokuba K. & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 809, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-1-06
Status: Complete

Summer contest piece for DA's Brotherlylove group. Oneshot, [Tabloid shipping]. The younger you are, the more energy you have, according to Mokuba. The events of an average summer morning with the Kaiba brothers.

Queen of All Time

2005-11-23T12:28:33-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Squall L.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,366, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-23-05 Published: 5-8-03
Status: In-Progress

What if the game had taken a slightly different twist? 'What if' is a dangerous question. How far are you willing to take it? Chapter 3 added!

The Long Road to Goodbye

2005-06-10T00:41:53-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,863, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-10-05
Status: Complete

Originally an entry for a contest on DA, where we were supposed to write an unlikely pairing and make it seem at least vaguely plausible. Hence the birth of this story. And who is more unlikely to be in a relationship than Baiken?

These Days

2005-02-22T16:25:42-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Seto K. & Mokuba K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,007, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-22-05
Status: Complete

My entry for the Brotherlylove's Christmas contest. The Kaiba brothers exchange gifts under strange and sad circumstances.

Make Me Bleed

2004-11-06T16:00:39-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Relena P. & Heero Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,415, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-6-04
Status: Complete

1xR, deathfic. Relena reflects on the events of the past six months with regret. Will an impulse take the last thing that she has left? Gift for sydney

Everything's All Right

2004-10-20T15:15:47-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Ken I. & Daisuke M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,385, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-20-04
Status: Complete

My entry for a line challenge on DeviantArt. Daisuke's bad timing seems to be getting the better of Ken.

Happy Birthday, You're Crazy

2004-06-20T11:10:49-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Mokuba K. & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,586, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-20-04
Status: Complete

An offthewall parody involving little to no plot for the Brotherlylove group's contest on DA. Seto takes Mokuba out to celebrate his birthday, but the plans get thrown out the window when the rest of the group and some familiar villains start showing up.

Dreamer

2004-05-20T08:00:28-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Seto K. & Isis I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,715, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-20-04
Status: Complete

There is no one who could fit the label of dreamer more inaccurately than Kaiba Seto. But with a beautiful woman like her there, how could anyone keep their mind on the task at hand? [Logic shipping].

Snow

2003-12-24T22:41:58-08:00

Author: Lord Batpig
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Quatre W. & Wufei C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-24-03
Status: Complete

Just a mindblowingly short little 4x5 that I wrote for my friend Kay as a Christmas present last year. I'm not big on the couple, but she was, so I tried it.