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Black Dress

2009-10-30T02:13:37-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

The black dress in her closet was just waiting to be worn. And she was just waiting to be asked. Oneshot.

The Compromise

2009-10-30T02:06:47-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 33, Words: 161,256, Reviews: 269 Updated: 10-30-09 Published: 10-2-05
Status: In-Progress

I can feel your feet touching mine. If you can't dance, there's someone else in line. Sequal to Ruthless.

Airplane

2009-10-05T17:23:55-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 425, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-5-09
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, an airplane disappeared into the horizon. Oneshot.

The Wrong Side

2009-09-16T20:39:46-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Katara & Zuko
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-16-09
Status: Complete

And just when she thought he couldn't do anything to make her laugh... Oneshot

Broken Orange Crayons

2009-08-06T19:42:45-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,390, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-6-09
Status: Complete

Like mother, like son. Oneshot.

Accessory

2009-08-01T23:59:52-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Nadine & Rhonda
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,629, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-1-09
Status: Complete

He can go with me anywhere I go, because he goes with everything I own. Oneshot.

Bad Idea

2009-07-10T21:30:13-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 898, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

Having to drive a slightly inebriated Arnold home from a late night cookout would have been one of my ultimate dreams, once upon a time, but right now, it’s just a burden and an exhaustion. Sequel to "Say". Oneshot.

Say

2009-06-06T20:49:22-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-6-09
Status: Complete

It's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say. Oneshot.

It's Only Life

2009-04-11T20:13:38-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 5, Words: 18,236, Reviews: 33 Updated: 4-11-09 Published: 2-20-09
Status: In-Progress

Our battles are repetitious, if not broken, poetry. Sequel to Back Home.

Barren

2009-04-06T21:21:48-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Pairing: Helga & Gerald
Chapters: 1, Words: 484, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

He was working so hard to make her happy, but she could hardly bring herself to feel anything but sorrow.

Smile

2009-04-05T23:58:32-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,429, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

Picture Day is the equivalent to being picked last for Kickball. Only, you're wearing an ugly sweater and there's photographic evidence of your embarassment.

Towed

2009-04-05T23:24:45-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,830, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

Some people believe that all things happen for a reason. I believe that some things happen because of really, really annoying neighbors. Oneshot.

That's Not My Name

2009-04-04T14:08:52-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 436, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-4-09
Status: Complete

They call me 'Hey', they call me 'Olga', they call me 'Her', they call me 'Girl'. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name....

First Name Basis

2009-02-28T04:08:51-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 248, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

It started out as an accident. It continued out of habit. Drabble.

Purple Pen

2009-02-15T21:47:45-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,766, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

As long as he didn't tap it on the side of the desk, I'd be fine. As long as he didn't chew on the cap, I'd be okay. As long as he didn't unscrew the lid and spill purple ink and my secrets all over his Civil War report, I might survive the day. Oneshot

Roses Are Red

2009-01-04T20:59:45-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Romance
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 8, Words: 25,475, Reviews: 91 Updated: 1-4-09 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

It's a fleeting, fickle, funny thing; he asks for your hand, you take his ring, but fidelity is never as it seems, from a shallow grave and rosy dreams...

Awkward

2009-01-01T20:47:17-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 11, Words: 22,660, Reviews: 107 Updated: 1-1-09 Published: 6-12-08
Status: Complete

A collection of one-shots focusing on that special time in every young person's life...when you generally have no idea what's going on. Enjoy!

I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance

2008-11-12T16:29:50-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,669, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-12-08
Status: Complete

Who ever thought being the 'nice guy' would make me so miserable? Oneshot.

Nice

2008-11-09T00:26:42-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Helga & Olga
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-9-08
Status: Complete

If I had to, I'd describe her as sickeningly nice. I say this because, for the most part, she makes me very, very sick. Oneshot.

Birds

2008-11-09T00:21:49-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-9-08
Status: Complete

I hate birds. I hate all kinds of birds. I hate big birds, I hate little birds, I hate sparrows, and seagulls, and toucans and woodpeckers, and pigeons. I hate birds.

Desperation

2008-09-16T01:14:24-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Helga & Gerald
Chapters: 1, Words: 666, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-16-08
Status: Complete

Desperation- The condition of being desperate; recklessness arising from despair.

Paparazzi

2008-08-07T11:11:57-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,627, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

This photo of us: It don't have a price...ready for those flashing lights? Oneshot. A/H

Back Home

2008-07-02T01:03:28-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 18, Words: 72,631, Reviews: 135 Updated: 7-2-08 Published: 1-5-04
Status: Complete

When you've lost the only home you've known, the only love there is, and the one person who cares about you, where do you go? You go home, but where is home? Completed...no, really, it is this time. No lie...COMPLETED.

Groove Is In The Heart

2008-06-27T20:59:07-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,790, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

I'm back at it again! Another ten songs, and ten more ficlets for your reading pleasure. This time with even more romance, drama, and...Hannah Montana? Enjoy!

Lights and Music

2008-06-24T13:55:43-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,962, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

A Song Challenge purposed to me by Arnolds Love. Be prepared for Romance, Heartache, and a little Dark humor, just for laughs. Enjoy!

Red, 8, 25

2008-05-10T19:26:03-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Gerald & Phoebe
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-10-08
Status: Complete

At least he didn't have to take the test 110 times to know what his truth was...

Trying Too Hard

2008-03-06T17:45:56-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,470, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

Black ice melting in the stream. I can't hold on to what I used to be. A better man would understand...will you?

Blue Shade

2008-02-13T21:11:42-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-13-08
Status: Complete

Let's not forget ourselves, good friend. I am flawed if I'm not free. And your husband will never leave you. He will never leave you...for me. Oneshot.

Pink

2008-02-07T17:59:55-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-7-08
Status: Complete

If nothing else,' she thought, blowing delicately on her fingertips. 'He's got a pretty good memory...'

Decoy

2007-12-25T21:56:30-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gerald
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

If anyone ever asks, I suppose I can tell them that I'm doing it to meet new people and expand my horizons. Seriously, the things I do for love...

A BitterSweet Catastrophe

2007-10-14T23:22:44-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 9, Words: 36,075, Reviews: 109 Updated: 10-14-07 Published: 8-10-04
Status: Complete

I am fairly agile. I can bend and not break. Or I can break and take it with a smile. And I am so resilient. I recover quickly. I'll convince you soon that I am fine.

First Day

2007-09-24T13:13:07-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-24-07
Status: Complete

Becasue a sister's job is very rarely, if ever, truly done.

Paragon

2007-09-24T12:55:03-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-24-07
Status: Complete

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Perfection.

Work in Progress

2007-08-24T20:33:47-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Helga & Gerald
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-24-07
Status: Complete

Anyone in their right mind wouldn't have been so calm. But I never was in my right mind anyway.

Nitrous Oxide

2007-07-30T20:04:34-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-30-07
Status: Complete

Things could have been worse. I could have left him another message this time. [Sortof Sequal to Coming in Sideways]

Coming in Sideways

2007-07-09T06:17:15-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 1, Words: 226, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

Personal pain is no reason to be rude to others. So says he who didn't have wisodm teeth.

Nickname

2007-07-06T13:33:16-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Helga
Chapters: 1, Words: 259, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-6-07
Status: Complete

Whoever said that the third time's a charm never met my sister.

The Sound of Settling

2007-06-25T12:57:45-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,472, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

I’m prepared for this. I’ve been through this scenario in my mind before. I’m…Crimeny, what’s that? Is he wiping his face? Dear God, he’s not going to cry, is he? Oh no...

Repreive

2007-06-24T21:23:59-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Helga & Arnold
Chapters: 1, Words: 186, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-24-07
Status: Complete

re·prieve [verb] An interruption in the intensity or amount of something, Any respite or temporary relief.

Ruthless

2005-07-22T19:57:16-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 13, Words: 46,764, Reviews: 151 Updated: 7-22-05 Published: 12-9-03
Status: Complete

Sanity is wearing thin, Alliances have been formed and broken, and then there were strawberries...FINALLY COMPLETED!

Football Headed Life

2004-03-08T16:17:26-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Another limerick by Pointy Objects

Helga's Wrath

2004-03-08T16:15:57-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Just a little something I wrote in creative Writing! Enjoy!

Courage

2004-03-05T12:46:07-08:00

Author: Pointy Objects
Category: Fanfiction Poetry
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 102, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-5-04
Status: In-Progress

To a friend, even after saying this a thousand times, I'm still sorry.