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Cakewalk

2005-11-17T13:04:00-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,047, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-17-05
Status: In-Progress

It's a 20turn survival mission where everyone goes off to rout the Daein soldiers with unlimited turns, leaving Soren and Ilyana to protect a cake Oscar made for 20 turns!

Halloween with the Laguz

2005-10-31T22:17:58-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,909, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-31-05
Status: In-Progress

When the laguz celebrate Halloween, they mean business! What kind of pranks will befall upon laguz haters such as Soren?

Shirking Duties

2005-09-06T19:57:05-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 497, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-6-05
Status: In-Progress

Erk skives off ch. 27E and drags along two people in a medieval Ferris Buller's Day Off.

Not A Pirate Or In Glitch City

2005-09-04T23:56:05-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,346, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-4-05
Status: Complete

More chaotic than Sonia's Bolting, random insanity reins down destruction in ch. 26x of Eliwood's Story! Poor, poor Erk.

Navi's Misadventure

2005-07-27T21:18:03-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Navi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,097, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-27-05
Status: Complete

Navi goes off to celebrate the end of Ocarina of Time, but things kinda get outta hand…

Marth and Myself

2005-07-26T22:56:41-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-26-05
Status: Complete

The private side of Marth shares his feelings about the other side that people see.

The Magical Baton

2005-07-03T18:21:26-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,117, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-3-05
Status: Complete

Chaos, panic, and disorder occur in the band room when the band has a little fun with Dr. G's new baton that happened to be a rare magical one.

10 Minute Writing Prompt on the Endocrine System

2005-05-13T23:45:25-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 584, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-13-05
Status: Complete

All Dr. Mario wanted was to relax! Instead, he gets subjected to the kids misusing vocabulary for the endocrine system! 10 out of 13 terms used

Music of the Heart

2005-05-05T18:54:54-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,887, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-5-05 Published: 5-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Looks like the worst has come when the Smashers get called back to Magican High School to participate in the band for the Spring Concert of DOOM! (Sequel to “Band Geeks!”)

Link at the Psychiatrist's!

2005-04-28T13:54:22-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Link
Chapters: 1, Words: 868, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-28-05
Status: Complete

Since us big bad Seniors don’t take the STAR test, I wrote this one–shot during my ROP and POD classes. Link winds up at a psychiatrist office because his friends think he’s a nutter. Sad thing is that “nutter” is an understatement to describe Link.

A Doll's House

2005-04-06T15:58:19-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,086, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-6-05 Published: 3-25-05
Status: Complete

A select few from Eliwood's Elite perform the controversial play for the rest of the group. Only complete and utter chaos can manifest from this.

Saving the Y!

2005-04-04T15:11:46-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 957, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-4-05
Status: Complete

A fanfic based on my Saving the Y project for math class. Educationally insane!

Kill Wil

2005-03-29T21:37:07-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,370, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-29-05
Status: Complete

Words are like arrows, once fired, you can never take them back.

Rantings of a Pyromaniac

2005-03-27T10:48:02-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 6,034, Reviews: 109 Updated: 3-27-05 Published: 5-30-04
Status: Complete

A journal written by Roy in which he talks about being a part of the insanity known as Super Smash Bros. Melee

Fire Emblem Poetry Notebook

2005-03-12T22:38:26-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 874, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-12-05
Status: Complete

Our English 4 class had to do a poetry notebook with 10 original poems. Since I used FE7 for the handouts on it, might as well do all the poems with a FE7 theme… Each poem is labeled according to type. Enjoy!

Like Fire and Ice

2005-01-31T20:00:56-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 14, Words: 24,381, Reviews: 66 Updated: 1-31-05 Published: 3-13-04
Status: In-Progress

When Eliwood vists an old friend, their sons will form an unlikely friendship.

How Nils Defeated Nergal

2005-01-28T15:46:28-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-28-05
Status: Complete

Now if only Nils could have done this to all the other billion bad guys... Relax, this isn't a spoiler that is if he had actually done this.

Money Woes

2005-01-27T22:37:53-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,931, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-27-05
Status: In-Progress

The group's funds are beginning to run dry along with the number of supplies dwindling. Marth the Tactician announces the worst thing in the world; They all (including herself) have to come up with enough money to buy supplies!

A Greedy Teen, Two Brothers, and a Cat

2005-01-23T17:35:31-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,832, Reviews: 17 Updated: 1-23-05 Published: 12-28-04
Status: In-Progress

A weirdo "Christmas Carol" spinoff about everyone's favorite selfish swordsman: Marth!

The Rime of the Psycho Mariner

2004-11-27T16:23:08-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,712, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Marth and the Altean army wind up on a boat with a demented mariner. PG-13 for language, pure insanity, and the boid's fate.

Whose Line is it Anyway? SSBM Version

2004-09-26T19:20:56-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,814, Reviews: 18 Updated: 9-26-04 Published: 9-16-04
Status: In-Progress

The Smashers get forced into doing a parody of the ever popular "Whose Line is it Anyway?". Hosted by Crazy Hand (used to be by Master Hand).

There's Nothing Bad About Going Shopping!

2004-08-04T16:30:36-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 561, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-4-04
Status: Complete

Roy gets forced to go on a shopping trip with Zelda. A dumb fic written for an English class assignment

Switched!

2004-07-31T23:33:11-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,599, Reviews: 26 Updated: 7-31-04 Published: 7-13-04
Status: In-Progress

What happens when our favorite pair of swordsmen switch bodies? INSANITY!

Camping Trip!

2004-07-12T11:55:35-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Animal Crossing
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,357, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-12-04
Status: In-Progress

When 7 friends go on a camping trip, they'll learn bizzare things about each other!

Where's My Part?

2004-06-10T18:47:58-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-10-04
Status: Complete

When the band gets moved around, it can get chaotic when they need their new parts. Goes for both concert and marching band

With Friends Like These

2004-05-20T18:55:33-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,567, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-20-04
Status: Complete

When Link wins a pair of tickets to a concert, his two best friends will do ANYTHING to go with him!

Marth's Bad Day

2004-04-08T21:42:28-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,479, Reviews: 30 Updated: 4-8-04 Published: 4-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Heck breaks loose in the Smash Mansion as a certain prince wakes up in a VERY foul mood!

Goodbye Goldie

2004-03-18T21:39:39-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Animal Crossing
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-18-04
Status: Complete

This is how I felt after Goldie moved away. Not really good at poetry... X.X

Smash Wars

2004-03-15T21:27:25-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,961, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-15-04 Published: 7-25-03
Status: In-Progress

A hilarious Star Wars parody starring the SSBM gang! XD

Shoo, Flu! Shoo!

2004-03-05T21:58:50-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,010, Reviews: 20 Updated: 3-5-04 Published: 2-7-04
Status: In-Progress

On no! The Smashers start to come down sick! How will they handle this?

Bowser's Encounter With The Email Survey

2003-11-23T21:38:44-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Mario
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bowser
Chapters: 1, Words: 424, Reviews: 25 Published: 11-23-03
Status: Complete

Someone sends Bowser an email survey, which annoys Bowser VERY much...

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Mario Version! XD

2003-07-26T15:09:57-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: Mario
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,371, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-26-03
Status: In-Progress

The SMRPG group tries their hand at the hit show, "Whose Line Is It Anyway"!

Barnical League Now!

2003-06-01T19:24:27-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 393, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-1-03
Status: Complete

SpongeBob and friends play as the characters of Action League Now!

Shop 'Til You Drop

2003-03-30T17:11:42-08:00

Author: Eladard Kikur
Category: I Love Lucy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,416, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-30-03
Status: Complete

When Lucy and Ethel go on a shopping trip, it won't go as well as they planned it...