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Arthur Goes Sixth II: La Mort d'Arthur

2009-08-16T14:54:36-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,375, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-16-09 Published: 8-11-09
Status: In-Progress

The Trickster is back, and Arthur's on his hit list! Can an old companion of the Doctor save him? Crossover with The Sarah Jane Adventures.

Arthur Goes Sixth I: The Madness of Queen George

2009-06-06T12:46:12-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 35, Words: 39,922, Reviews: 45 Updated: 6-6-09 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

As Arthur and the gang enter the world of middle school, George finds that his past lives have caught up with him...

Slurmdog Millionaire

2009-03-09T20:03:53-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Fry, P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,671, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-9-09 Published: 2-28-09
Status: In-Progress

We all know Fry isn't smart enough to win a million dollars. Or is he? No, he's not.

Dead Composer Writes a Reunion Fic

2008-12-20T22:30:06-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Everybody else is doing it, so...

Sarah Jane Wants to Be a Millionaire

2008-12-06T19:23:10-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Sarah Jane Adventures
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-6-08
Status: Complete

And she'll need a little help from her friends. One shot.

Undead Like Me

2008-12-02T18:32:52-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 13, Words: 12,343, Reviews: 29 Updated: 12-2-08 Published: 11-2-08
Status: Complete

Treehouse of Horror. Lisa's about to discover that having a vampire boyfriend can really suck.

A Love That Can Never Be

2008-11-28T17:55:46-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Bolt
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 25 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

Bolt and Mittens declare their feelings for each other under the direst of circumstances. One shot.

The Whole Freaking Series With Rose

2008-09-20T14:26:30-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,998, Reviews: 19 Updated: 9-20-08 Published: 9-14-08
Status: Complete

Randomly selected scenes from the classic series with Rose added. You know it's what you want.

A River Runs Through the TARDIS

2008-09-05T19:03:57-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 7,132, Reviews: 24 Updated: 9-5-08 Published: 8-29-08
Status: Complete

River Song was far from sober the first time she saved the Doctor's life.

Together at Last

2008-08-26T19:47:37-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-26-08
Status: Complete

You'll read anything with 10Rose in the summary, so why should I bother to write one?

Breathless

2008-08-08T23:48:04-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 633, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

Rose declares her undying lust for the Doctor. One shot.

The Keeper of Traken, with Rose

2008-07-08T19:34:25-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,005, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-8-08
Status: Complete

Because Rose and the Doctor belong together, and all those other companions just get in the way.

The Diving Bell and the Bitter Fry

2008-07-08T15:26:02-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Fry, P. & Leela, T.
Chapters: 20, Words: 16,509, Reviews: 26 Updated: 7-8-08 Published: 5-25-08
Status: Complete

Will a small thing like total paralysis stand in the way of Fry's relationship with Leela?

The Suspense Will Kill You

2008-07-05T03:08:12-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 489, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-5-08
Status: Complete

When thousands of people die after watching Doctor Who, it's up to the Doctor and Donna to expose the threat. One shot.

I Have Heard the Mermaids Singing

2008-07-05T00:57:41-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Fry, P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 773, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-5-08
Status: Complete

Fry is given another chance with Umbriel the mermaid. One shot.

Arthur Goes Fifth X: Death and the Maiden

2008-03-30T15:28:36-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 32, Words: 36,438, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-30-08 Published: 2-24-08
Status: Complete

Fern's death is not enough to satisfy the Trickster...

Arthur Goes Fifth IX: Sphere of Influence

2007-07-21T01:00:55-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 45, Words: 49,476, Reviews: 53 Updated: 7-21-07 Published: 5-6-07
Status: Complete

Muffy runs afoul of the mob, an old enemy haunts Brain, and the Unicorns unleash a magical weapon of unbelievable power. It's a typical day in Elwood City.

He Asked For It

2007-06-08T20:32:06-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Chicago!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 520, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

Billy Flynn comes to the aid of Selma from 'Dancer in the Dark'. Oneshot.

Arthur Goes Fifth VIII: The Other Side of the Coin

2007-02-28T00:08:33-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 36, Words: 34,894, Reviews: 33 Updated: 2-28-07 Published: 1-23-07
Status: Complete

Ever wonder what your life would be like if things were a little...different? Binky didn't.

The Assassination of Richard Nixon's Head

2006-12-19T20:49:55-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Fry, P. & Amy W.
Chapters: 15, Words: 13,399, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-19-06
Status: Complete

The System is broken, and only Fry knows how to fix it.

Arthur Goes Fifth VII: Invasion of the Cat Women

2006-09-17T02:54:16-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 36, Words: 41,382, Reviews: 68 Updated: 9-17-06 Published: 7-22-06
Status: Complete

The Yordilian Invasion, part 2. When Sue Ellen's people launch an attack on Earth, Arthur and his friends must turn to a mysterious Time Lord for help. Crossover with Doctor Who.

In Zoid We Trust

2006-07-16T02:08:50-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Zoidberg, J. & Bender R.
Chapters: 29, Words: 30,034, Reviews: 48 Updated: 7-16-06 Published: 6-18-06
Status: Complete

The sequel to Freaky Fry Day. The PE crew is stranded on an uncharted planet whose natives worship Zoidberg as a god.

Freaky Fry Day

2006-05-01T13:55:07-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Fry, P. & Leela, T.
Chapters: 26, Words: 27,815, Reviews: 25 Updated: 5-1-06 Published: 4-8-06
Status: Complete

The sequel to Bender's List. Fry wants to get fit. Leela wants to lose her boyfriend. The solution? Switch bodies.

Bender's List

2006-04-05T17:17:57-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Leela, T. & Bender R.
Chapters: 21, Words: 23,423, Reviews: 29 Updated: 4-5-06 Published: 2-13-06
Status: Complete

Leela's worst fear is realized when the government orders all mutants to relocate to the sewers. Her only hope is Bender, if you can call that hope.

Arthur Goes Fifth VI: When Worlds Collude

2005-12-28T21:24:53-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 36, Words: 46,781, Reviews: 32 Updated: 12-28-05 Published: 11-25-05
Status: Complete

The Yordilian Invasion, part 1. After witnessing a murder at the hands of space aliens, Muffy and George are drawn into a sinister conspiracy.

Arthur Goes Fifth V: The Brain Identity

2005-10-14T23:01:51-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 31, Words: 39,661, Reviews: 38 Updated: 10-14-05 Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

His terrible secret revealed, Brain must leave behind family, friends, and everything he knows. Only one person can help him: Lisa Simpson. Crossover with The Simpsons.

The Cunning Little Vixen

2005-08-24T21:20:30-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Justice League
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 583, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-24-05
Status: Complete

When Vixen wants a moment to herself, she gets it.

Arthur Goes Fifth IV: A Sleep and a Forgetting

2005-08-07T16:28:16-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 26, Words: 40,113, Reviews: 21 Updated: 8-7-05 Published: 10-31-04
Status: Complete

Arthur runs for president! Buster is abducted by aliens! Prunella turns into a teenager! The most shocking Arthur adventure ever!

Night of the Living Maude

2005-06-13T19:54:32-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,490, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-13-05 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

In space, no one can hear you say diddly. A parody of the movie Solaris.

What a Wonderful Kind of D'oh!

2005-05-03T20:11:24-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Crossover: Simpsons and Arthur
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,450, Reviews: 50 Updated: 5-3-05 Published: 4-30-05
Status: Complete

What happens when Bart and Lisa Simpson start attending Arthur's school? The first ever Arthur Simpsons crossover!

The Critics

2005-05-01T16:53:25-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,190, Reviews: 22 Updated: 5-1-05 Published: 4-23-05
Status: Complete

Jay Sherman and Bart Simpson review the latest movies.

The Arthur Zone

2005-04-26T17:22:41-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,489, Reviews: 13 Updated: 4-26-05 Published: 3-13-04
Status: Complete

A series of Twilight Zone parodies starring Arthur and his friends.

Splitting Hares

2005-04-09T20:35:36-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 614, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-9-05
Status: Complete

Buster's parents have an argument. Oneshot.

Lisa ½

2005-03-21T18:11:53-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,451, Reviews: 19 Updated: 3-21-05 Published: 3-14-05
Status: Complete

Post Goo Goo Gai Pan. While still in China, Selma and the Simpsons follow Bart to a certain cursed spring...

A Fish Called Remora

2005-02-27T10:31:15-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Misc. Comics
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,781, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-27-05
Status: Complete

[Safe Havens] The Other Clique is excited to start college, except for one girl.

Springfield Springs Forward II

2005-02-08T17:39:50-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,705, Reviews: 11 Updated: 2-8-05 Published: 2-1-05
Status: Complete

Homer awakens to a reality where he never married Marge! How can he win her back? Guest appearance by Mindy Simmons!

Springfield Springs Forward

2005-01-31T09:18:10-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,792, Reviews: 16 Updated: 1-31-05 Published: 1-18-05
Status: Complete

The epic adventures of The Simpsons, a year later! Bart repeats fourth grade! Lisa goes to prep school! Guest appearance by Ozmodiar!

Flaming Bart

2005-01-18T21:31:08-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 226, Reviews: 54 Published: 1-18-05
Status: Complete

Bart finds a new hobby: reviewing fanfics.

Treehouse of Horror: Waiting to Go D'oh

2005-01-03T12:01:39-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,962, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-3-05 Published: 1-2-05
Status: Complete

Homer and Flanders are the last humans on Earth...

Power Shortage

2005-01-03T08:09:00-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,211, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-3-05 Published: 11-15-04
Status: Complete

Episode 3 of The Incredible Series. Two Mr. Incredibles, one powerless, the other evil. Who is behind this nightmare?

Talons of the Bald Eagle

2004-11-14T09:31:14-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,286, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-14-04 Published: 11-9-04
Status: Complete

Episode 2 of The Incredible Series. Is the Bald Eagle an enemy of the Incredibles, or their only hope? Warning: very mild slashiness.

I Have No Mouse And I Must Scream

2004-11-12T05:08:28-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-12-04
Status: Complete

Scratchy the Cat looks back at his miserable existence.

Triple Threat

2004-11-08T05:14:43-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,903, Reviews: 20 Updated: 11-8-04 Published: 11-5-04
Status: Complete

Episode 1 of The Incredible Series. We've seen how the heroes live. What about the villains?

Killer Robots Are Made, Not Born

2004-11-06T23:08:24-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,081, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-6-04 Published: 10-31-04
Status: Complete

A Treehouse of Horror fic. Professor Frink is accused of murder! Can Lisa prove his innocence?

Arthur Goes Fifth III: Augustalypse Now

2004-10-21T06:06:42-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 13, Words: 25,148, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-21-04 Published: 10-10-04
Status: Complete

This time it really is the end of the world...

Arthur Goes Fifth II: Poodle Girl Lost

2004-09-27T19:47:16-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 16, Words: 28,002, Reviews: 22 Updated: 9-27-04 Published: 9-14-04
Status: Complete

Fern's been kidnapped! How far will The Brain go to save her?

Arthur Goes Fifth

2004-09-12T20:14:50-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 25, Words: 34,922, Reviews: 22 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 6-11-04
Status: Complete

The continuation of the Arthur Goes Fourth series. Will Arthur and the gang survive fifth grade?

Arthur Goes Fourth VIII: Of Moose and Spacemen

2004-09-12T20:13:09-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 25, Words: 34,509, Reviews: 46 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 5-9-04
Status: Complete

The fate of Earth rests on the antlers of one boy...

Arthur Goes Fourth VII: Prunella Enchanted

2004-09-12T20:11:20-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 30, Words: 49,905, Reviews: 28 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 1-25-04
Status: Complete

Prunella's new friend is a real witch.

Arthur Goes Fourth VI: Rich Van, Poor Van

2004-09-12T20:09:52-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 16, Words: 23,146, Reviews: 23 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 12-24-03
Status: Complete

Van's ship has finally come in! Will Muffy sink it?

Arthur Goes Fourth V: Frensky Friday

2004-09-12T20:07:21-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 20, Words: 29,205, Reviews: 31 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 11-26-03
Status: Complete

Francine and Sue Ellen have an out of body experience.

Arthur Goes Fourth IV: The Fern of the Screw

2004-09-12T20:03:45-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 18, Words: 28,800, Reviews: 34 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 11-13-03
Status: Complete

Fern sees dead people!

Arthur Goes Fourth III: Arthur Saves Christmas

2004-09-12T20:00:29-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 26, Words: 36,674, Reviews: 37 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 9-22-03
Status: Complete

While Arthur and his friends fight to save Elwood City from a mysterious enemy, D.W. gets a Christmas present that will change her life.

Arthur Goes Fourth II: The Second Time Around

2004-09-12T19:58:28-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 30, Words: 41,019, Reviews: 58 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 8-31-03
Status: Complete

The sequel to Arthur Goes Fourth. Brain meets his son from the future, and hears some startling news. Warning: Major character death!

Arthur Goes Fourth

2004-09-12T19:27:54-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 8, Words: 53,116, Reviews: 13 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

The adventures of Arthur and his friends as they enter a strange new world: fourth grade!

It Came from Buster Space!

2004-09-11T13:25:29-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,164, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-11-04
Status: Complete

Buster learns that thinking someone is an alien can hurt that person's feelings.

Arthur's New Computer

2004-09-11T10:27:56-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,811, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-11-04
Status: Complete

Will the Reads' new computer turn Arthur into a zombie?

Prunella's Perfect Halloween

2004-09-09T16:15:44-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 9,931, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

Everybody's favorite psychic rat girl in her own holiday special!

Rocky and Honeysuckle

2004-09-09T13:42:45-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Rocky and Bullwinkle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 9, Words: 12,122, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

Can Rocky and his new partner, Honeysuckle the Moose, stop an evil clone of Bullwinkle from taking over the world?

Wunderkind

2004-09-09T13:09:17-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Rocky and Bullwinkle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,615, Reviews: 20 Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

The ultimate weapon is out there! Boris and Natasha will keel for it! Gidney and Cloyd will scrooch for it! Can Rocky and Bullwinkle reach it before they do?

Treehouse of Horror: Frinky Friday

2004-09-09T13:02:25-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,682, Reviews: 31 Published: 9-9-04
Status: Complete

Professor Frink offers Bart and Lisa a million dollars if they switch bodies for a month.

A Boy After Her Own Heart

2004-07-31T18:53:27-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,862, Reviews: 14 Updated: 7-31-04 Published: 7-21-04
Status: Complete

How will Muffy adjust to life as a boy?

The Wedgies of Fear

2004-07-10T21:57:02-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 841, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-10-04
Status: Complete

Arthur finds out what a wedgie is. Oneshot.

I Was a Third Grade Zombie

2004-04-14T22:06:54-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,186, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-14-04 Published: 3-18-04
Status: Complete

Buster turns into a zombie after selling his soul for a new toy.

Arthur Meets Mary Sue

2004-04-12T20:39:03-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,131, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-12-04 Published: 4-11-04
Status: Complete

A girl from our world falls into Elwood City. This will be different, I promise.

Haney, I Shrunk the Kids

2004-04-09T16:32:23-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 914, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-9-04
Status: Complete

Another of Brain's inventions goes awry. Oneshot.

Coffee Stunts Your Growth

2004-04-01T19:58:13-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,093, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-1-04
Status: Complete

D.W. learns to listen to her mother. Oneshot.

My Religion Rules

2004-04-01T17:20:47-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-1-04
Status: Complete

The script PBS won't touch. Arthur and his friends talk about religion.

We Who Are About to Diet Salute You

2004-03-18T19:09:52-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-18-04
Status: Complete

Arthur's friends go to extremes to help him lose weight. Oneshot.

DW's Time Tribulation

2004-03-16T19:06:28-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 410, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-16-04
Status: Complete

D.W. tries to become Arthur's older sister...again. Oneshot.

Cooties

2004-03-14T14:27:13-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-14-04
Status: Complete

Arthur wants to confess his true feelings to Francine, but something is stopping him. Oneshot.

Jenna's Nose

2004-03-13T11:00:17-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 442, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-13-04
Status: Complete

Jenna's unhappy with her appearance. Can The Brain help? Oneshot.

The Trouble with Tibbles

2004-03-12T23:21:04-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-12-04
Status: Complete

There's nothing Tommy and Timmy won't argue about. Oneshot.

DW's Double Time Trouble

2004-03-12T20:51:46-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 445, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-12-04
Status: Complete

D.W. is shocked when she learns what it's really like to be Arthur's older sister. Oneshot.

Muffy's Baby

2004-03-12T17:48:02-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 517, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-12-04
Status: Complete

Muffy's new baby brother isn't everything she expected. Oneshot.

Six Characters in Search of an Arthur

2003-08-30T01:52:58-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,220, Reviews: 24 Updated: 8-30-03 Published: 8-23-03
Status: Complete

Arthur is lost in another world...our world! Can his friends save him? Can they save themselves?

Brainoceros!

2003-08-11T20:09:20-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 12, Words: 14,224, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-11-03 Published: 8-7-03
Status: Complete

Can Brain save the children of Elwood City from being transformed into rhinos? Parody of Ionesco's 'Rhinoceros'.

The Aardvark Stays in the Picture

2003-08-02T11:14:11-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 20, Words: 24,598, Reviews: 32 Updated: 8-2-03 Published: 7-24-03
Status: Complete

Arthur has won a part on The Bionic Bunny Show, but will he lose Francine forever?

Being Muffy Crosswire

2003-07-16T05:49:28-08:00

Author: Dead Composer
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 12,074, Reviews: 17 Updated: 7-16-03 Published: 7-11-03
Status: Complete

Brain wakes up one morning to find that he is no longer himself...