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Life with Derek: Bohemian Like You Remix

2009-10-02T07:26:24-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 30,335, Reviews: 44 Updated: 10-2-09 Published: 8-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Now playing: AU of 'Venturian Candidate.' "Derek, just because they let you hold your nose before they pushed your head down the toilet, doesn't mean they liked you."

Pavlov's Dog is Chasing Schrodinger's Cat

2009-08-25T10:29:23-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,831, Reviews: 28 Published: 8-25-09
Status: Complete

Derek/Casey. "Seeing more of each other is the ideal way to make us want to see less of each other."

Flip Reverse

2009-08-13T15:57:05-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,516, Reviews: 27 Published: 8-13-09
Status: Complete

Written for the tweendom anon meme. "I told you we should have stuck with the ninja nuns."

Chair Today, Gone Tomorrow

2009-07-08T17:40:07-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,114, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

Written for the tweendom anon meme. "Just to be clear - you're offering me sexual favors to keep the recliner?"

How Emily Davis Got Her Groove Back

2009-07-08T17:02:05-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Emily
Chapters: 9, Words: 46,721, Reviews: 120 Updated: 7-8-09 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

“So my choices are: a life of fulfilling loneliness, sea-sickness and scurvy…or Edwin.”

exhaustively researched studies have shown

2009-07-01T15:39:46-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,900, Reviews: 25 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

The final straw came when he used all his embarrassing footage of Casey to create a mock movie trailer called 'The Seventeen Year Old Virgin.' Written for the tweendom anon meme.

Grief in Reverse

2009-05-23T15:03:49-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Press Gang
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,166, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

Spike/Lynda. "My sources told me you had a date, and I wanted to see how it was going."

still the sea is salt

2009-04-17T11:55:44-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Ghost and Mrs. Muir
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,503, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-17-09
Status: In-Progress

It isn't as if you haven't had any offers.

A Tale of Two Cities

2009-03-30T14:06:40-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Crossover: Press Gang and Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 20,213, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-30-09
Status: Complete

Spike/Lynda, Derek/Casey. “So, just to make sure I’ve got this straight...you’re an undercover journalist with absolutely no romantic interest in Casey McDonald?”

The Truman Show

2009-01-02T10:42:40-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,323, Reviews: 37 Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

Flashfic for December. "Truman," Paul says, "you stole a car. Does it really need...spicing up?"

Different for Girls

2008-12-13T21:49:36-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 52,762, Reviews: 317 Updated: 12-13-08 Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

Since his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futurefic

Unhappily Ever After

2008-07-10T10:21:47-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 20, Words: 67,715, Reviews: 441 Updated: 7-10-08 Published: 4-16-08
Status: Complete

Dasey. Futurefic. "Are you RECYCLING insults for me?" she asked, insulted beyond measure.

Five almost Perfect Dates

2008-03-14T16:31:29-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,291, Reviews: 165 Updated: 3-14-08 Published: 3-8-08
Status: Complete

Dasey, futurefic. "Your plan..." Derek said slowly, "...is a big box."

Four Dresses Lynda Never Bought and One She Did

2007-07-31T13:05:37-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Press Gang
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,738, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

“Colin, if I wrote down the word ‘dress’ on a piece of paper and cut it out, it would cover more than that thing!”

Letters

2003-12-16T14:02:47-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Enid Blyton
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,687, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-16-03
Status: In-Progress

I’m making my first real friends now, and they’re not pretty, or rich, or talented, or anything that I’d imagined friends of mine would be…and I don’t really care."

In a Strange Land

2003-10-18T13:52:51-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,003, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-18-03
Status: Complete

She ought to like Corin best, because right now all she wanted to do was fight, bareknuckled, like he did. She could imagine striking, being struck, pain spicing her fingers, the tang of blood in her mouth.

Proper

2003-08-05T16:06:31-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,516, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Pal around with Madge, Hilary had said, as if there were no difference between a Madge and a Hilary, as if Hilary herself could just as easily exchange a Dorothy for a Leslie…

Out of the Woods

2003-07-15T15:34:19-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 823, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-15-03
Status: In-Progress

There were no dreams, because there was nothing to fear and nothing to hope for in this place of drugged contentment.

Imaginary Menagerie

2003-04-21T15:07:13-08:00

Author: unoriginal-elizabeth
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,410, Reviews: 60 Published: 4-21-03
Status: In-Progress

She keeps trying, even though she can feel the back of whatever wardrobe she is in, flat against her back. Even though she will never feel soft fur around her face. Even though she does not believe in Aslan.