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Children At Play

2008-11-18T01:42:31-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Toy Story
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,454, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-18-08, Published: 11-18-08
Status: Complete

After years of therapy, Sid forgets why he should be scared.

Recall Alice When She Was Just Small

2008-11-03T09:30:30-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Dudley D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 31, Words: 153,434, Reviews: 486 Updated: 11-3-08, Published: 4-16-07
Status: Complete

Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. New Chapter: Epilogue.

They Don't Have Good Years

2008-07-19T23:11:05-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-19-08, Published: 7-19-08
Status: Complete

A love/hate poem about Syndrome and Mirage.

Catcher in the Sand

2008-06-20T22:33:26-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Aladdin
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,871, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-20-08, Published: 6-20-08
Status: In-Progress

pre-movies. Iago is a 30something MAN who's looking for the perfect partner in crime. He meets a mysterious feller whose beard is just so dang twisted! Includes slash, slight substance abuse,cameo appearances, and Iago as a deranged Holden Caulfield?

Sonne

2008-05-06T15:41:53-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 16 Updated: 5-6-08, Published: 5-6-08
Status: Complete

post DH When Harry married Ginny, she seemed so different. Now, something's wrong.

If We Were Our Afflictions, I'd Be Joining You

2008-01-28T21:51:03-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Scorpius M. & Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,861, Reviews: 22 Updated: 1-28-08, Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes Scorpius Malfoy has to remind himself that he is not his father, but when he looks into the mirror, it’s hard to tell there’s a difference. AlbusS/Scorpius, next-gen fic. COMPLETE. ONESHOT.

Cutler Beckett Sings: The Twelve Days of Christmas

2007-12-23T22:00:19-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Cutler B. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,621, Reviews: 13 Updated: 12-23-07, Published: 12-23-07
Status: Complete

He heads over to the box and hastily tears it open, revealing Norrington, Will, and Jack, who are still dueling and don’t seem to notice. Ah, how lovely. You really shouldn’t have, Miss Swann. NOT canon, NOT sensical, NOT RIGHT!

Cadaver Bag

2007-10-14T06:25:57-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 185, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

Violet Parr's realization, in 100 words. Rated for morbidity.

Paninaro '95

2007-10-11T20:20:18-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Dudley D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,500, Reviews: 27 Updated: 10-11-07, Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]

Something Somebody Somewhere

2007-10-05T23:15:59-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Poetry
Pairing: Dudley D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-5-07, Published: 10-5-07
Status: Complete

He smells like cologne and cheap smokes, kisses like he's hungry, laughs like a sickness and makes perfect grades and hurts kids. He is everything and so he's not anything.

Wrecked

2007-09-17T23:26:07-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Cutler B. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,326, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-17-07, Published: 9-17-07
Status: Complete

And so he grew to believe that everyone had at least one thing to give, and that his purpose in life would be to get it. From all of them.' [Six short stories about Cutler Beckett's childhood, dealings and trades. A character study.]

Family Counseling With the Dursleys

2007-08-16T19:01:07-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Dudley D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,637, Reviews: 204 Updated: 8-16-07, Published: 5-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too. Vernon: happy? Petunia: angry? Harry: trusted? Dudley... a liberal?

Ron Sings: The Twelve Days Of Christmas

2007-08-16T16:21:57-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,520, Reviews: 133 Updated: 8-16-07, Published: 7-9-03
Status: In-Progress

After three years, I updated. And once again, it is not Christmas. I must make you into a bunch of confused people.

Timeline

2007-08-05T11:45:36-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Dudley D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,157, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-5-07, Published: 8-5-07
Status: Complete

Follow a very candid Dudley Dursley from age three to after Deathly Hallows time [spoilers]. Nursery school, Smeltings, and beyond. A stream of consciousness memory poem in the first person, marking the events that caused Dudley to rethink his life.

Way Back When We Were Blameless

2007-07-25T21:03:11-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Family
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,189, Reviews: 25 Updated: 7-25-07, Published: 7-22-07
Status: In-Progress

HP characters at young ages. Nursery school, first spells, babysitting, diapers... Percy learns a lesson. Hermione shows her first signs of magic. Draco gets tested by his father. Dudley tries to stage a rebellion during naptime.

Heart Rot: Poetry to Scream To

2007-06-20T10:14:06-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,649, Reviews: 16 Updated: 6-20-07, Published: 6-20-07
Status: Complete

“Married women, hm?” Bellatrix smirked. “Off limits seems so shiny, doesn’t it, Snape? That way, you’ll have an excuse you can use when the woman doesn’t take you. [Oneshot.]

Gloom, Doom, and Coffee With Cedric Diggory

2007-05-27T17:43:08-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Cedric D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,864, Reviews: 22 Updated: 5-27-07, Published: 5-27-07
Status: Complete

Harry Potter hates the world. Harry Potter wants to kill everyone. Except for Cedric Diggory, who makes life a lot sweeter when he treats Harry to a cup of coffee one Hogsmede weekend. [Slashy.]

Dear Mr Incredible

2007-05-15T13:46:01-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 18, Words: 3,379, Reviews: 62 Updated: 5-15-07, Published: 1-6-07
Status: In-Progress

A series of letters between little Buddy Pine and his hero. Definitely for the Syndrome fan. A sort of Buddy Pine autobiography.

Saving Prefect Granger

2007-05-09T14:50:43-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 28, Words: 71,027, Reviews: 536 Updated: 5-9-07, Published: 8-12-03
Status: In-Progress

Draco decides it's high time Hermione was saved from boredom. PostHogwarts, zany pairings [Harry and WHO?], nutty humour, and insane Lucius. Newest chapter introduces an entire new brand of fanfiction Draco: The Ginny!Draco. And I DON'T mean GinnyxDraco.

Come Out, Whoever You Are!

2007-05-01T14:30:19-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 26,193, Reviews: 151 Updated: 5-1-07, Published: 3-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Updated: What followed would be the most awkward hour of Harry’s time at Hogwarts. Finding Draco Malfoy, he discovered, was a very complicated task. [The untold story of the Hogwarts Gay Straight alliance.Central Pairing: HPDM]

Herein Was the Problem

2007-04-19T23:38:41-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 24 Updated: 4-19-07, Published: 4-19-07
Status: Complete

Bellatrix wants homework answers, so Snape makes her work for them. Fast oneshot, surprise ending. Sexy.

Angst Boys, Angst

2007-04-16T12:37:31-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 743, Reviews: 18 Updated: 4-16-07, Published: 7-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Ron has Yule Ball anger. Harry has Cho issues. Dudley has issues in general. Ah, these guys and their teen angst.

Go Ask Alice When She's Ten Feet Tall

2007-04-11T08:39:18-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Harry P. & Dudley D.
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,839, Reviews: 52 Updated: 4-11-07, Published: 3-21-07
Status: Complete

This is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.

The Art of Hufflepuffication

2007-04-05T16:35:37-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Justin F. & Ernie M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,886, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-5-07, Published: 1-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Part two. Ernie and Justin discuss dreams. Angsty. Slashy.

Escalation's Key

2007-04-02T14:06:53-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 31, Words: 11,066, Reviews: 34 Updated: 4-2-07, Published: 10-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Mirage and Syndrome. How scary could this be?

Professional Widows

2007-03-12T10:20:59-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,808, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-12-07, Published: 2-21-07
Status: In-Progress

The story of Prince Horace and Jemmy was hardly over.

Off

2007-03-12T09:43:57-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 4,022, Reviews: 46 Updated: 3-12-07, Published: 12-11-06
Status: In-Progress

A ficlet tribute to strange pairings in the Harry Potter realm. Some mature pairings. [LuciusLuna, JustinErnie, PercivalPansy...]

The Human Condition

2007-03-12T09:06:58-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,290, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-12-07, Published: 3-12-07
Status: Complete

A dark, poetic stroll through Violet Parr's struggles against conformity, in which she searches for the red haired criminal who she knows she's perfect for. [My first Vyndrome.]

A Picture of Passion

2007-02-12T14:07:14-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Jane Eyre
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,018, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-12-07, Published: 2-12-07
Status: Complete

Jane sketches her cousin John, and tells no lies.

Moments Like That

2007-02-05T22:32:06-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 705, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-5-07, Published: 2-5-07
Status: Complete

The Whipping Boy, by Sid Fleischman. Six 100 word essays on the relationship between Prince Horace and Jemmy, postbook. Lime. Slash. Slight tort.

John, dear John

2007-02-05T11:19:20-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Jane Eyre
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 374, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-5-07, Published: 2-5-07
Status: Complete

John observes the portrait Mrs. Reed had painted, and he wonders why he was portrayed gazing off to the right. What was to the right?

Sinner: Story of John Reed, Rascal of Gateshead

2007-01-30T21:29:35-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Jane Eyre
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 21,051, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-30-07, Published: 6-28-06
Status: In-Progress

Young Master Reed does not follow the Good Book. He's written his own book. [New chapter is up. John goes to London. John goes to a brothel.]

A Nasty Little Tidbit

2007-01-22T12:12:32-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,490, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-22-07, Published: 1-22-07
Status: Complete

Mirage is bored with being a submissive, and Syndrome is acting difficult, so Mirage becomes Miss Haffton, a diabolical Health teacher, and Syndrome must succumb to her wrath.

33

2007-01-19T17:30:27-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,274, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-19-07, Published: 1-19-07
Status: Complete

Directly after HBP. Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet.

Be Somebody

2007-01-17T20:32:10-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,135, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-17-07, Published: 1-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Twenty three year old Buddy Pine is touring LA with his new book and motivational plan. However, his thoughts blur when he meets a pretty Mexican blonde with great thighs and a leather briefcase.

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

2007-01-17T20:09:57-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,139, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-17-07, Published: 1-14-07
Status: In-Progress

Bob feels bad about how he treated Syndrome as a child. So he and Helen invite Syndrome to have a homecooked meal at their house. Totally alternate universe. Totally shameless.

Pain in My

2007-01-15T12:08:09-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,329, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-15-07, Published: 1-15-07
Status: Complete

Mirage and Syndrome, severe, mature. He's everything, she's nothing. Songfic.

The 1969 Tonic Affair

2006-12-18T00:11:02-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily L. P.
Chapters: 15, Words: 25,599, Reviews: 228 Updated: 12-18-06, Published: 8-12-05
Status: In-Progress

Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!

Bleeding Blue

2006-12-17T23:22:11-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Patriot
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 549, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-17-06, Published: 12-17-06
Status: Complete

William Tavington muses on people and their peculiarities . They want him to be human. They think he's a monster. They cannot have both.

Boys and Girls

2006-12-07T18:44:44-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Jane Eyre
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-7-06, Published: 12-7-06
Status: Complete

Boys against girls was always fair at Gateshead. [Not close to canon. Not even in the same country. Sorry, Bronte.]

Scortum Formosus

2006-11-28T18:06:03-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Disney
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-28-06, Published: 11-28-06
Status: Complete

Women can't always shy away from the blame simply because they are women. [HoND. FrolloEsmeralda]

December's Child

2006-11-13T10:10:53-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Jane Eyre
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-13-06, Published: 11-13-06
Status: Complete

A timeline of memories, in no order. Like his life.

Plain Little Janie

2006-11-12T15:48:33-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Jane Eyre
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Poetry/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 197, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-12-06, Published: 11-12-06
Status: Complete

John Reed's point of view in a poem about his cousin and what she's doing to him. [matureincest]

Mask

2006-10-11T14:15:13-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,442, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-11-06, Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes Mirage and Syndrome have arguments that pretend they're not arguments. MS oneshot syn POV

Immune

2006-10-02T21:14:44-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 870, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-2-06, Published: 10-2-06
Status: Complete

Syndrome rants, raves, and is ultimately candid. He abhors the idea of love, he doesn't want to be weak, and he wants Mirage to stop worrying.

It's a Shame John Reed Died Without Making a Will

2006-09-11T09:53:07-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Jane Eyre
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 851, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-11-06, Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

Some good old fashioned morbidity as John's two maids discuss his death, gossip about his family, and attempt to steal his clothes.

REV 22:20

2006-08-16T20:45:45-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Disney
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,348, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-16-06, Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

After the Festival of Fools, Frollo can't keep his mind off of Esmeralda. It's a nice thing she gave him a keepsake, crafty witch. He puts it to good use. [Solo Pleasure, ADULT]

Stallions

2006-08-06T14:38:56-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 824, Reviews: 18 Updated: 8-6-06, Published: 8-6-06
Status: Complete

Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.

Honey

2006-08-05T10:08:05-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,640, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-5-06, Published: 8-5-06
Status: Complete

After being told how he's been brought back, Barbossa wants more than simply apples.

piece of

2006-08-03T19:04:17-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Severus S. & Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,498, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-3-06, Published: 8-3-06
Status: Complete

Snape takes a break from Lucius' party. Bellatrix follows. 5th year gets worse. [Strong sexual themes. ONESHOT.]

Siren

2006-07-24T03:18:04-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,003, Reviews: 23 Updated: 7-24-06, Published: 7-24-06
Status: Complete

Right after DMC concludes, a lot of arguing and... lust. Barbossabeth! [Barbossa and Elizabeth, mentioned ElizabethxJack and TiaDalmaxBarbossa. MATURE.]

Sugar, Sugar

2006-05-26T13:28:11-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Jane Eyre
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 637, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-26-06, Published: 5-26-06
Status: Complete

Parody of the R&B song suga suga as sung by John Reed of the novel 'Jane Eyre.'

Hide and Seek

2006-02-27T16:29:23-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Village
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,806, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-27-06, Published: 2-27-06
Status: In-Progress

Ivy and Noah. Noah and Ivy. Always together. Always making mischief. :Sexual content:

The Origin of Snivellus

2005-03-02T15:15:46-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 8, Words: 18,226, Reviews: 69 Updated: 3-2-05, Published: 7-3-04
Status: In-Progress

The story gets darker as Severus goes to Lucius' manor for winter holiday, where he meets a strange man who says he's got the solution to the Mudblood problem.

Snitch Handling

2004-12-29T00:31:20-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 667, Reviews: 29 Updated: 12-29-04, Published: 12-29-04
Status: In-Progress

James Potter discusses the finer points of handling one's... ahem... snitch.

The SS Virus

2004-11-10T10:44:39-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Lily L. P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 723, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-10-04, Published: 11-10-04
Status: In-Progress

Lily Evans has a secret. She thinks about it all the time. And she cant get any sleep at night.

Quiet

2004-09-01T17:44:53-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Village
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,240, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-1-04, Published: 9-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Noah Percy has misbehaved again. Three guesses as to where he's taken. They're waiting. [Pre- "Village"]

The Price of Temptation

2004-08-24T08:43:07-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Village
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,093, Reviews: 29 Updated: 8-24-04, Published: 8-24-04
Status: In-Progress

Noah Percy. A mystery to the town. A laughingstock. A disturbing secret he does not know how to tell.

A Sly and Artful Party

2004-02-12T10:32:50-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Samwise G. & Rosie C.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,904, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-12-04, Published: 1-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Frodo knows that Sam cannot possibly confront Rosie, so with the help of his two wild cousins, he plans a party to bring them together. But what if it all goes terribly wrong?

Leave, Leaving, Left

2004-01-29T10:17:46-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: To Kill a Mockingbird
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-29-04, Published: 1-29-04
Status: Complete

Mayella's POV as she looks back at what occured at the trial, and what happened to her father. Wow, it actually has a happy ending!

Think of Roses

2004-01-13T06:39:08-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Samwise G. & Rosie C.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,025, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-13-04, Published: 1-5-04
Status: In-Progress

UPDATED! Rosie thinks her groom has been misplaced, but Sam's just left to uh.. prepare for their first night alone- together.

Reasons to Kill Icky Vicky

2003-11-14T06:33:31-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 483, Reviews: 13 Updated: 11-14-03, Published: 11-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Ron deals with his feelings of abandonment and jealousy after the Yule Ball.

My Mayella

2003-11-14T06:31:16-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: To Kill a Mockingbird
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 16 Updated: 11-14-03, Published: 11-14-03
Status: In-Progress

A poem written before the trial, in Bob Ewell's POV.

Morbid Soup for the Angst Lover's Soul

2003-09-22T07:18:06-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 9, Words: 3,234, Reviews: 31 Updated: 9-22-03, Published: 8-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Angst- tons of angst.. A little collection of gloomy poetry dealing with HP's most disturbed cast of characters.

Neville's Lost His Diary!

2003-07-11T17:21:41-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 8, Words: 10,663, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-11-03, Published: 5-18-03
Status: Complete

Neville writes a diary. Draco finds this diary. Snape reads this diary to the class. Certain people become offended by diary's content. Stuff happens.

From The PRIVATE Files of A Genius

2003-06-30T13:51:16-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,257, Reviews: 37 Updated: 6-30-03, Published: 6-20-03
Status: In-Progress

Step into Draco Malfoy's private journal, where things you may have never believed are true, and many people are dissed. Learn of his love for a Mudblood, and his father's.. uh.. secret?

Seamus Ashames Us

2003-05-14T07:46:56-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-14-03, Published: 5-14-03
Status: In-Progress

A poem in Draco's POV about how Seamus Finnigan is an embarrassment to the wizarding world.

The Icicle Melts

2003-05-14T07:41:56-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,428, Reviews: 79 Updated: 5-14-03, Published: 5-1-03
Status: Complete

A narrative HermioneDraco fic in Ms. Granger’s POV. When Hermione notices Malfoy staring at her repeatedly during a dance in sixth year, she can’t help but wonder what in the heck he thinks he’s doing! Contains some fun Pathetic!Ron. finished

All the Things He Said

2003-05-03T20:40:27-08:00

Author: Harmonic Friction
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Frodo B. & Samwise G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 19 Updated: 5-3-03, Published: 5-3-03
Status: In-Progress

All the Things She Said, only with hobbits. Slash.