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Griffin's Eleven

2009-11-23T15:38:53-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Family Guy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Pairing: Peter G. & Brian G.
Chapters: 17, Words: 33,378, Reviews: 39 Updated: 11-23-09 Published: 9-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Peter, recently out of jail and divorced from Lois, wants to win his ex-wife back from a casino mogul. Robbing his casino might not be the best way to do that, but with Brian, Quagmire, Cleveland and a host of others behind him, it just might work!

The Portmanteau Rule

2009-07-05T12:49:12-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Big Bang Theory
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 18,467, Reviews: 22 Updated: 7-5-09 Published: 7-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Sheldon has kindly invited his cousin Emile to stay at his apartment during a business trip. He doesn't see a problem with it. She's only Leonard's ex-girlfriend, determined to ruin his life. T for language and sexual content.

Daddy's Girl

2008-09-22T19:22:07-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Family Guy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,604, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-22-08
Status: Complete

WA Time Challenge entry. Some twenty-odd years in the future, a Quahog teenager, Reina, is trying to keep her mind off of Dad's death. It's just like Lois to start talking about her dad, isn't it? Oneshot.

Kong School Musical: Remix Edition

2008-08-25T16:08:42-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Gorillaz
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 17,994, Reviews: 23 Updated: 8-25-08 Published: 7-14-07
Status: Complete

An AU parodyhomage to High School Muscial wherein a host of crazies attend Kong High School, home of the most certifiably insane teens on earth. It's here that Murdoc Niccals decides to start the world's greatest band...

Fraud!

2008-07-20T11:58:28-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Misc. Tv Shows
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,633, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

WA Random Word Challenge entry. SNL Church Lady. Ginny Barton is sick of being shamed by that insufferable Church Lady, so she decides to get back at her...

Mikan

2008-06-14T15:50:43-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Ren T. & Yoh A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,239, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-14-08
Status: Complete

WA Color Challenge - Orange. A year has passed since the Shaman Fight's end, and Ren is still suffering from its aftermath. However, Ren may have just met the person to end his melancholy...

Dexter and Mandark Trip the Realm

2008-05-29T14:50:21-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Dexter's Laboratory
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Angst
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,355, Reviews: 12 Updated: 5-29-08 Published: 11-13-07
Status: In-Progress

The true sequel to Something I Believe In. Dexter creates a device to go to ten different worlds. Mandark steals it before it's completed and sends the two of them hurtling through various dimensions. How will they get home to Nora? OCs present, AU.

Softly Into the Dark Night

2008-03-23T10:53:16-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,557, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

There Will Be Blood fic. Eli Sunday was never normal. Not when he started the Church of the Third Revelation, not when he met Daniel Plainview, and certainly not afterwards. WA Branching Out Challenge entry. Borderline T-M rating.

Wipe Away Your Inhibitions

2008-02-07T16:48:18-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Eyeshield 21
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,750, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-7-08 Published: 8-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to 'Sleeping With the Television On'. Nosy Umi Sango always gets the best gossip for her school newspaper column, but when she's assigned a story on the Deimon Devil Bats, will her invasive ways destroy the team and her friendship with Mamori?

The Things They're Trying to Tell Us Now

2008-02-07T16:42:18-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: High School Musical
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 12,822, Reviews: 23 Updated: 2-7-08 Published: 8-24-07
Status: Complete

Tara Flanaghan, Ac Dec pushover, is in love. When Sharpay, her mortal enemy, finds out who her crush is, she blackmails the hapless Tara into telling him. Problem: Tara ISN'T in love with Troy, as Sharpay believes...

Death to CK!

2008-01-11T08:50:09-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Fred W. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,937, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-11-08
Status: Complete

WA Hook Challenge Winner! AU. The Character Killer, or CK, is on the loose, and Fred and George have made it their duty to stop her! Of course, George has more reason to care than Fred... minor twincest, oneshot, could be considered a crack-fic.

Miseres

2007-12-24T11:39:38-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Ed, Edd n Eddy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,964, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-24-07 Published: 12-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Almond is a girl that is deeply infatuated with someone in Peach Creek... while unconscious, she makes a deal with the devil. What will her darling Rolf think of her now? -Chapter Six up- PG-13 for sexual themes.

Scavenger Hunt

2007-12-24T11:14:31-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Dexter's Laboratory
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,196, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-24-07
Status: Complete

Mandark's day was going badly anyway. Dexter steals his chem notes and hides them, sending Mandark on a wild goose chase. But why? Mandark's day is about to get interesting... Dexdark slash oneshot.

Hard Feelings

2007-11-11T11:40:15-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Misc. Comics
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,698, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-11-07
Status: Complete

PvP webcomic FrancisBrent oneshot. After Brent kisses Francis to oneup him in the ongoing prank war, the teenager comes to a sudden, oblique realization that Brent got revenge in the most terrible way possible.

The Wandering Age: Necessity

2007-10-23T16:55:16-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Misc. Comics
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,403, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

Penny ArcadeCardboard Tube Samurai. The travails of a female island slave, and how the Cardboard Tube Samurai plays into her life. Violence present. Oneshot.

The Plug

2007-08-06T09:38:20-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 8, Words: 12,102, Reviews: 54 Updated: 8-6-07 Published: 6-18-07
Status: Complete

Zim finds himself at the mercy of a crazed Irken, but the stakes are high: this Irken is the only female Irken who can have children, and the mate she picks will have to die. Rated T for suspense and mature theme.

Coming to America!

2007-05-06T14:34:46-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 52,308, Reviews: 103 Updated: 5-6-07 Published: 5-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Naruto and a ton of other ninja have been sent to America their new mission, apparently. And as they make new friends, fall in love, and go through typical teenaged angst, they crack crude jokes and try to escape from Itachi and his latest plan!

The Story of a Girl

2007-01-11T16:09:03-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,403, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-11-07
Status: Complete

One of Elizabeth's wedding guests seems to be out to kill her... or is she really just looking for something? Oneshot. Find out pairings yourself! Rated K for romance and mild violence.

The Silent Game

2007-01-11T16:04:23-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Family Guy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Stewie G. & Peter G.
Chapters: 9, Words: 11,357, Reviews: 58 Updated: 1-11-07 Published: 7-3-05
Status: Complete

Peter, Joe, Quagmire, CLeveland, and Brian have to be silent for an undetermined amount of time to win 50 from Stewie. Can they do it? Worse yet, can they be themselves while being silent? T for language and sexual jokes.

Sleeping With The Television On

2006-10-14T18:26:43-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Eyeshield 21
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 10,772, Reviews: 49 Updated: 10-14-06 Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

A new reciever, Moto Hanada, joins the Deimon Devil Bats after the Ojo game. While everyone else is pleased with his joining, Hiruma can't help but be suspicious of him... T for language and sexual themes.

The Chocolate Girl

2005-06-22T08:50:19-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Family Guy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Stewie G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,718, Reviews: 23 Updated: 6-22-05 Published: 6-14-05
Status: Complete

A chocolateselling teen catches the eye of little Stewie, and in a misguided action, he follows her home, bringing Amber Alerts, frantic mothers, and Quagmire after Stewie and the teen! T for language and... Quagmire.

Inspiring Audacity

2005-05-23T06:47:24-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,694, Reviews: 25 Published: 5-23-05
Status: Complete

Artemis is plotting his latest move, but a player girl from the neighboring school has set her sights on him! Of course, Artemis wants her gone, but what will it take? K for language. One-shot.

Les Shaman Miserables

2005-04-21T18:44:49-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 27, Words: 23,307, Reviews: 98 Updated: 4-21-05 Published: 12-20-04
Status: In-Progress

The strangest crossover ever concieved - Les Miserables with the Shaman King cast... makes for an interesting read, though... PG-13 for sexual content, language, violence and angst.

Sasuke, Day In and Day Out

2005-04-19T06:44:01-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 883, Reviews: 11 Updated: 4-19-05 Published: 1-17-05
Status: In-Progress

The everyday life of Sasuke when he is forced to live with Naruto and Sakura in the same house! PG just for no reason

Thinly Veiled

2005-03-31T09:29:23-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,019, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-31-05
Status: Complete

Someone is in love with Sasuke... a male someone! Ino knows who it is... but does this guy have any chance of getting Sasuke to go to a dance with him? PG for yaoiness.

Scratch

2005-03-31T09:25:40-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Hana-Kimi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,129, Reviews: 24 Updated: 3-31-05 Published: 2-26-05
Status: In-Progress

(Hana-Kimi) Haruka's life is ruined by Dr. Umeda... and Minabi Nanba is in love with her! Could her life be any more screwy? Pg-13 for sexual situations.

If I Only Had the Words to Tell You: Kagome's Affe

2005-03-10T06:53:48-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Miroku & Sango
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,865, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-10-05 Published: 11-17-04
Status: Complete

Miroku totally loves Kagome... but when Sango's wrath goes too far, he ditches. So what's up with him? PG for romantic themes and mild violence. rnFINISHED with new ending

A Nonexistent Triangle

2005-03-07T06:41:26-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: James/Kojirō & May/Haruka
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,735, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-7-05
Status: Complete

James, plagued with selfinflicted insomnia, muses on his peculiar situation in particular, his peculiar crush... Pokemon Advance Characters present, American names

When Nothingness Ends 2

2005-02-19T13:10:05-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Azumanga Daioh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 866, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-19-05
Status: Complete

Sequel to When Nothingness Ends. Poor Osaka gets beaned with a volleyball, but the person who threw it is nothing short of perfect for our favorite ditz! PG for romance.

A Place of My Own

2005-01-01T17:34:07-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Dexter's Laboratory
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Dexter & S. Mandark A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,464, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-1-05 Published: 12-21-04
Status: In-Progress

The sequel to Something I Believe In. Dexter is very jealous of Mandark for taking Nora - or is he jealous of Nora for taking Mandark? angst fest Pg-13 for angst, mild violence, and romance, of course...

She Will Be Loved

2005-01-01T17:32:00-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Fantasy
Pairing: Lee R. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,938, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-1-05 Published: 12-6-04
Status: Complete

Naruto messes with time, and now Sakura is the foxdemon child. Rock Lee and Naruto are the only ones who remember a happier time will Lee snag Sakura or will he save his village? FINISHED PG for mild language and romance.

When Nothingness Ends

2005-01-01T17:31:24-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Azumanga Daioh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 723, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-1-05
Status: Complete

Yomi knows that she needs to mature before college... but someone comes to her before college. One-shot, YomixTomo. PG for... shojo-ai. hahahaha

So Much Different Inside

2004-12-27T09:19:18-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-27-04
Status: Complete

Seto Kaiba is lost in thought... even daydreaming! So what's going on...? Not a comedy! PG for... um... mature themes? Grr... wotinthehell is that called!

You Didn't Break My Heart, He Did

2004-12-22T16:08:56-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Mai K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 380, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-22-04
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'Drabble and then You'. Mai sees one event, and now she has to rethink a few things. Oneshot. MaixJou, JouxSeto. PG because of mature themes, I think it's called...

Shaman King: The Time Saga

2004-12-22T09:02:04-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Yoh A. & Hao A.
Chapters: 4, Words: 22,203, Reviews: 16 Updated: 12-22-04 Published: 11-23-04
Status: Complete

Yoh Asakura's newest adventure involves the beautiful Kimaguire Okono. More madness from me, Satine89. Falling in Time has been added Pg13 for violence and sexual themes

Shikamaru's Game of Solitaire

2004-12-21T15:41:19-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 755, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-21-04
Status: Complete

Another sequel to 'Sasuke Gets Stuck in a Hole'. Shikamaru is trying to play solitaire, but Sasuke's fangirls, Rock Lee, and a poker tournament are getting in his way... PG13 for language and hints of yaoiness.

Let Me Return

2004-12-20T15:55:39-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,834, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-20-04 Published: 12-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Luffy and his crew accidentally land on Usopp's old home-island to restock, and they're taking three days to themselves! But a lot can happen in three days... -Two up- (figure out the pairings yourself) PG for romance and stuff.

Something I Believe In Miracle Romance

2004-12-20T09:29:21-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Dexter's Laboratory
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 23,912, Reviews: 17 Updated: 12-20-04 Published: 11-28-04
Status: Complete

Nora Debussi has beauty and brains, and she could pick any guy she wants. So she picks... Mandark! Will Mandark get over his blondehaired goddess to pick Nora? FINISHED PG13 for romantic complications, language, mild violence, and lots of da

Drabble and then You

2004-12-20T09:25:34-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: K. Jounouchi
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-20-04
Status: Complete

Jonouchi okay, dub people, Joey thinks about some people... in particular, a person he hates. One shot. JonouxSeto. PG just cuz i don't think it's for kids, but not too bad.

Ode To Sasuke

2004-12-05T10:31:17-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-5-04
Status: Complete

A sorid love poem. Slight Shaman King crossover

Kojirou Breaks A Poke Ball

2004-12-01T18:04:47-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-1-04
Status: Complete

Yes, impossible things DO happen, as it seems... Look at the title for a pretty roundabout plot description. Yay I don't have to write rating advisories for this one...

Naruto Gets Humiliated But He Has A Ramen Coupon

2004-11-29T06:48:24-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 717, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-29-04
Status: Complete

Read the title. The semisequel to my retarded but apparently hilarious 'Sasuke Gets Stuck in a Hole'. Shikamaru and Naruto want to humiliate Sakura, but the joke's really on them! PG for hints of yaoiism and mild language.

Ren Makes A New Friend And Plots Revenge

2004-11-29T06:45:15-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ren T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 735, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-29-04
Status: Complete

Shaman KingDexter's Lab After having read a really offensive story about himself, Ren goes offensive with another person having the same problem he does... PG for vindictiveness and just... strange stuff.

Kaiba Plays Simon Says

2004-11-25T08:23:10-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-25-04
Status: Complete

Kaiba gets sick of his fangirls, so he decides to host a mass game of Simon Says. Rated PG for allaround vindictiveness. Pair with Sasuke Gets Stuck In a Hole for more fun!

Sasuke Gets Stuck in a Hole

2004-11-25T08:20:10-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 828, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-25-04
Status: Complete

If you read the title, you'll have a pretty good idea of what this story's about. Rated Pg13 just to be safe, but there is adult language and... pointing a certain finger up someone's nose. laughs for no reason

Remains of the Dawn

2004-11-23T17:05:41-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ren T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-23-04
Status: Complete

I know that my typical Author Intro isn't here... well, this story is so hard to explain... aw, heck, just read it. PG for innuendo.

Amusing: A Shaman King Story

2004-11-18T06:38:31-08:00

Author: Satine89
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ren T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,787, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-18-04
Status: Complete

Tomori and Hitosa are shamanic sisters headed for Patch Village. However, Hitosa isn't really concerned about the Shaman Fight she really wants Ren. PG for mild innuendo. PS I wrote Sumendi as the author. That's just me.