FanFiction.Net - RatchetBlack's fanfiction

Trick of the Light

2008-01-04T17:20:30-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,025, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-4-08
Status: In-Progress

An unusual patient brought into the trauma center piques House's curiosity. Nobody expected him to bite...

Unknown Origin

2007-07-18T09:30:28-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 541, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

What if the cast of House had gone into entertainment instead of medicine? Introducing Unknown Origin, the hottest new boyband to come out of Cuddy Enterprises. //CRACKFIC. Not to be taken seriously plz.//

Codependence

2007-06-14T02:36:10-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,092, Reviews: 96 Updated: 6-14-07 Published: 5-14-06
Status: In-Progress

ABANDONED, PREPPING FOR REWRITE-- Wilson's antivampirism serum starts losing its effectiveness, and House is faced with the prospect of living with a vampire. //HouseWilson, Crossover//

Losing Marbles

2007-04-22T01:53:22-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Mystery
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,063, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-22-07 Published: 1-2-07
Status: In-Progress

An unforseen collision between universes throws Wilson into a parallel reality where he's in a psych ward and nobody really knows who he is. //eventual HouseWilson//

Unintended Impression

2006-05-15T20:20:20-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,694, Reviews: 54 Published: 5-15-06
Status: Complete

House makes the mistake of 'admitting' his homosexuality in a very public place, and the Diagnostics team falls into complete and utter chaos. Wilson is understandably bewildered. //HouseWilson//

Of Sandwiches and Snogging

2006-04-29T23:09:11-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,368, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-29-06
Status: Complete

Wilson plays an April Fools joke that confuses the hell out of House. //HouseWilson//

Third Base and Bad Ties

2006-03-01T15:56:58-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,482, Reviews: 49 Published: 3-1-06
Status: Complete

Wilson gets kind of stupid when he's exhausted. House pokes fun at him.

General Opinion

2006-01-22T09:39:54-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,166, Reviews: 32 Published: 1-22-06
Status: Complete

In which House and Wilson are not really together. Really.

Room To Breathe

2005-08-15T20:20:31-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: Secret Window
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,288, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-15-05 Published: 1-9-05
Status: Complete

Mort wants to go outside. His guilt won't let him.

The Complexity of Coffee

2004-09-06T09:47:06-08:00

Author: RatchetBlack
Category: Secret Window
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,108, Reviews: 18 Published: 9-6-04
Status: Complete

Mort discovers the major annoyances of ordering coffee.