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Bounty

2009-11-08T20:13:13-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Mighty Boosh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Naboo & Howard M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,688, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Two strangers enter the shop and try to kidnap Naboo in broad daylight. Detecting a mass attack, Dennis orders all shamans to go into hiding. Is a tiny, rural Scottish town ready for The Boosh, and can Naboo's friends protect him from an unknown evil?

The Hitcher: Foiled Again!

2009-09-30T16:18:19-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Mighty Boosh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Naboo
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,530, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-30-09
Status: Complete

It's Naboo's turn to be in need of rescue when The Hitcher gets hold of The Amulet again. Lots of Naboo-peril and angst, hurt/comfort, smarmy innocent fun. T for language.

The Art of Shaman Persuasion

2009-09-14T12:47:31-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Mighty Boosh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naboo & Howard M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,450, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-14-09 Published: 9-10-09
Status: In-Progress

A missing scene from "The Priest and the Beast." Naboo needs persuasion to give the Boosh something to help them find the 'New Sound.'

Adult Swim

2009-08-04T01:14:21-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Mighty Boosh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,718, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-4-09
Status: Complete

The Mighty Boosh is on tour, and staying at a posh hotel. Howard and Naboo decide to visit the hotel's pool, and much mischief ensues.

Clopin's Rescue

2009-01-24T04:01:52-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,983, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

Written for Perlusion, inspired completely by her fanart on Deviantart. Clopin is captured and tortured by a rogue lieutenant, then saved by Phoebus. Really short.

A Tender Tale of Sweeney Todd

2007-12-22T23:13:55-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,204, Reviews: 29 Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

SLASH SLASH SLASH, and by SLASH I mean homosexuality, not razors. This is a SLASH story with SweeneyAnthony, and it tells the story of what might have happened when Sweeney was rescued from the sea by young Anthony.

Snape's First Time

2007-08-09T16:44:14-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,620, Reviews: 38 Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

SLASH, but barely. Very mild and innocent. Everyone remembers their first time. SnapeRemus.

Indebted

2006-07-14T17:48:40-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Sentinel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,959, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

Takes place right after the episode The Debt. Jim acts like a jerk.

Besieged

2006-07-14T17:47:26-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Sentinel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,141, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

Missing scene from the episode, The Seige.

Vendetta: The Missing Scene

2006-07-14T17:45:51-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Sentinel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,507, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

What might have happened in the sewers, instead of what was in the episode. Spoilers for Vendetta.

Aggressive Snuggling

2006-07-14T17:43:03-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Sentinel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,189, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

A DEEP WATER missing scene. Very smary.

Afterlash

2006-07-05T16:02:21-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Sentinel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,442, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-5-06
Status: Complete

A missing scene from the episode Cypher.

Gone Fishing

2005-06-17T12:36:51-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 709, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Reposted in nonscript format. : Bobby takes Kurt fishing. Set after the second movie.

Nightmares

2005-06-14T17:40:40-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 11,750, Reviews: 33 Updated: 6-14-05 Published: 6-7-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH Set near the beginning of Year Three. Lupin starts keeping a journal. In it he can confess his secret love of Severus Snape and tell the story of a strange series of events involving Snape's nightmares.

Things Snape Would Say if He Read Fanfic

2005-06-14T08:19:15-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 61 Published: 6-14-05
Status: In-Progress

A lighthearted look at what our favorite snarky git might say if he came across Fanfiction Dot Net.

New Daddy

2005-01-13T14:08:46-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 723, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-13-05
Status: In-Progress

VERY short. Snape is a new Daddy. SSHG fic. No likee? No readee. Set in the future, Hermione is an adult.

The Day the Potters Died

2004-10-30T18:23:14-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Angst
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 762, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-30-04
Status: In-Progress

AKA "Snape's Moment of Truth." A filk (song parody) to the tune of "American Pie" (The Day the Music Died) by Don McLean. Snape thinks over his role in the upcoming war.

Closets and Confessions

2004-10-04T19:51:48-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Severus S. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,942, Reviews: 36 Published: 10-4-04
Status: In-Progress

Snape has a terrible scare, and Lupin is the sole audience to one of the Potions master's most secret confessions.

Rivalry and Rescue

2004-09-21T22:38:01-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: James P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,733, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Another take on the Whomping Willow incident.

We Have Met the Enemy

2004-08-19T17:08:06-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Sirius B. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,709, Reviews: 25 Published: 8-19-04
Status: In-Progress

GEN 6th-year Black hates Snape, and vice versa. But an afternoon in exile together may change things. After nearly accidentally killing him, Black learns that there is more to Snape than just a greasy little git. Gross-out warning, language.

Hostage Crisis

2004-08-05T21:33:31-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,925, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-5-04 Published: 8-3-04
Status: In-Progress

Set in Year Three. Snape is taken hostage when he interrupts an intruder stealing controlled substances from his Potions cabinet. Hermione settles her debt to him from "Hero Worship."

I Love to See You Smile

2004-07-27T01:01:16-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,665, Reviews: 26 Published: 7-27-04
Status: In-Progress

SLASH, SSRL. Newish lovers Snape and Lupin spend an evening together. No sex this time out (first HP slash). Just light bondage, tickling and naughty words. Sweet sappy ending. The "F" word abounds, hence the R rating.

Hero Worship

2004-06-18T13:30:27-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,576, Reviews: 43 Published: 6-18-04
Status: In-Progress

From year one of movieverse. GEN. Hermione develops a crush on Snape after he saves her life. The Potions master is not impressed.

Snape's Ponderings

2004-06-10T01:04:53-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Severus S. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,253, Reviews: 24 Published: 6-10-04
Status: In-Progress

What went on in Snape's head during the werewolf scene in the PoA film.

JUST THE BEST MARY SUE, EVER!

2004-03-24T18:26:33-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,932, Reviews: 58 Published: 3-24-04
Status: In-Progress

The Mary Sue Litmus Test taken to the extreme. F words. Mild slash.

Mary Who?

2004-01-31T10:22:11-08:00

Author: Bamfwriter
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 298, Reviews: 30 Updated: 1-31-04 Published: 12-2-03
Status: In-Progress

The League meets its newest member. Not what you think! :-)