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Blame it on the Cuervo

2009-11-07T12:54:10-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 16, Words: 85,265, Reviews: 1075 Updated: 11-7-09 Published: 9-19-08
Status: In-Progress

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Right? But sometimes, it's just the beginning of something special and you find what you never knew you were looking for. AU/AH, E/B, Em/R, J/A, Some E/T.

Secret Admirer

2009-02-14T09:08:42-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,967, Reviews: 114 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Every year she got a valentine and she's always wondered who sent them. Will it turn out to be the one she least expected? BPOV, AH/AU fluff.

Harem

2008-10-31T05:49:53-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,433, Reviews: 40 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

It's Halloween and Alice is throwing a party, where Edward and Bella want nothing more than to get away. Edward/Bella, AU/AH, sequel to Trapped & Freed.

The Best Medicine

2008-10-25T12:24:41-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,391, Reviews: 53 Updated: 10-25-08 Published: 10-17-08
Status: Complete

Edward ends up in the hospital and Bella takes care of him. One-shot written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.

Freed

2008-09-14T10:30:34-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,760, Reviews: 66 Published: 9-14-08
Status: Complete

All Human AU, BPOV, sequel to Trapped. Bella surprises Edward at home.

Playing Solitaire

2008-09-01T17:08:25-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,606, Reviews: 68 Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

Edward's embarrassed, the Cullens tease, and Bella's naïve. Somewhat OOC.

Trapped

2008-09-01T17:02:15-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,010, Reviews: 114 Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

All Human AU, BPOV. A drunken game of Truth or Dare with Alice leads to Bella spending her Saturday night somewhere she never expected. E/B, Em/R. ADULT CONTENT!

A Little Less Sensitivity

2006-05-13T11:35:53-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,072, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-13-06
Status: Complete

Rating just to be safe. Psyche Out has a plan to help Pietro and Carly through their separate clown traumas. The problem is, the rest of the Misfits want to help, too...

Three Rings and a Mutant

2006-05-08T15:35:49-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,920, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-8-06
Status: Complete

Set in RW's Misfits Universe The circus is in town and Shipwreck and Roxie decide to make it a date and take the babies. But when Pietro and Adam tagalong, things don't go as smoothly as anyone could have hoped.

Happy Holidays From the Misfits

2004-12-29T09:04:29-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,833, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-29-04 Published: 12-18-04
Status: In-Progress

An 8-chapter story detailing the Holiday Spirit, Joy, and Wishes of the Misfits.

The Show Must Go On

2004-08-11T09:43:12-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 977, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-11-04
Status: In-Progress

For a class assignment, the Misfits must make a movie. Now if they could just agree on which one to do...

A Week From the Journal of Xi

2004-08-04T08:46:05-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-4-04
Status: In-Progress

The final installment of the Journal series. It's time to find out what Xi writes about in his journal. (Rated for one naughty word.)

Did it Hurt?

2004-08-02T08:50:31-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-2-04
Status: In-Progress

(Set in RW's Misfits Universe.) A typical Study Hall class period at the Pit. Poor Jaye.

A Little Family Bonding

2004-08-02T08:48:16-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,116, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-2-04
Status: In-Progress

(Set in RW's Misfits Universe.) Shipwreck and Roxie decide to invite their kids on their date. Good idea or bad? You decide.

The Usual Suspects

2004-08-02T08:47:09-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,046, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-2-04
Status: In-Progress

(Set in RW's Misfits Universe.) The Misfits get together to play a new and improved version of a beloved game.

A Week From the Journal of Toad

2004-05-13T14:17:50-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,475, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Another installment to the Journal Series. It's time to learn what a week in the life of Todd Tolensky is like.

Fate's Bitch

2004-05-05T07:08:48-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,439, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-5-04
Status: In-Progress

(Wonderfalls) Set after two unaired episodes (scripts available through SaveWonderfalls.com) and has major spoilers for them. Jaye thinks about Eric in relation to the muses, who have an avid interest in her enjoying a plate of buffalo wings.

A Week From the Journal of Catra

2004-04-26T12:17:11-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,667, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-26-04
Status: In-Progress

Continuing Shipwreck's new romance, and the journal excerpts, is Carly. Just how well is she handling her mother dating Shipwreck? If you don't know, then you don't know Carly!

A Very Special Day

2004-04-25T07:02:42-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-25-04
Status: In-Progress

Todd and Fred were on the internet again, what did they find this time?

A Week From the Journal of Blob

2004-04-24T07:39:31-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,401, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-24-04
Status: In-Progress

It's now time to look at Fred's journal. (Sixth in the journal series.)

A Week From the Journal of Wavedancer

2004-04-23T12:39:31-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,524, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-23-04
Status: In-Progress

It's now time to take a look at Althea's journal as she deals with the stress of being a Delgado. (Rating just to be safe.)

A Week From the Journal of Scarlet Witch

2004-04-22T13:42:34-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,301, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Fourth in the Journal series. Scarlet Witch talks to her journal about her sanity.

A Week From the Journal of Quicksilver

2004-04-22T13:41:52-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,266, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Third in the series of Journal entries (follows Avalance and Bender, respectively.) What does Quicksilver write in his journal? Other than how perfect he is, I mean.

A Week From the Journal of Bender

2004-04-21T10:55:55-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,105, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Who wanted to learn more about Adam Benet? Now you can by reading his journal!

A Week From the Journal of Avalanche

2004-04-20T15:31:55-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,976, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-20-04
Status: In-Progress

A week of Lance's daily journal entries. (Rated for a couple of bad words.)

America's Vacationland

2004-03-30T14:38:52-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 10, Words: 7,830, Reviews: 16 Updated: 3-30-04 Published: 3-22-04
Status: In-Progress

The X-Men and Misfits joint vacation doesn’t go as planned as they meet a new girl and one of their own goes missing.

Training Day

2004-03-22T07:35:55-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 638, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits universe. Prequel to "A Day in the Life." How did the training session the Misfits were talking about really go?

A Day in the Life

2004-03-15T13:55:55-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,675, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits-verse. What is a typical day in the life of the Misfits like?

XMansion Under Siege

2004-03-15T13:53:55-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 693, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Fifth Installment in the Billy Series. Billy launches another attack.

Outdoor Training

2004-02-08T11:59:56-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Billy and Logan face off another time as Billy launches an attack.

The Debating Game 3

2004-02-08T11:47:24-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 919, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Another day at the Pit brings yet another debate on cooking and more.

The Debating Game 2

2004-02-04T16:56:23-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,052, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-4-04
Status: In-Progress

(Rating just to be safe.) Another debate, another topic, and more participants. Just another day at the Pit. (Retitled with correct title...)

That Birthday Story

2004-02-04T06:27:02-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,622, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-4-04
Status: In-Progress

REVISED ON APRIL 23, 2004! (Rating just to be safe.) There's another special day at the Pit as the Misfits celebrate a birthday.

The Revenge of Billy

2004-01-27T10:30:12-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Third in the "Nature Attacks" series. Logan gets another visit from Billy B. Squirrel

Billy the Attack Squirrel

2004-01-24T06:38:39-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 729, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-24-04
Status: In-Progress

Sequalcompanion to 'Nature Attacks' Just what made the squirrel so angry? This is his story.

Nature Attacks!

2004-01-24T06:37:33-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,231, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-24-04
Status: In-Progress

Logan's peaceful bike ride has some unexpected complications.

20 Questions: The Special Extended Edition

2004-01-19T13:53:20-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 474, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-19-04
Status: In-Progress

A special extended scene from 'Narratives From the Edge.' More on Remy and Xi's little game.

The Continuing Pursuit for a Father

2004-01-17T07:09:44-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 7,412, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-17-04 Published: 12-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits Universe: It's "Pick on Beach Head Week" as Carly sets her sights on making said Joe her new Daddy.

Narratives From the Edge

2004-01-17T07:08:40-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 4,029, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-17-04 Published: 12-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits Universe: Psyche Out comes up with another idea on how to get the Misfits and X-Men to get along.

A Sad Day

2004-01-16T10:50:27-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 832, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-16-04
Status: In-Progress

Written for Firefly Improv 14: Saffron thinks while sitting in the trash bin after the episode "Trash."

Who's the Master Detective?

2003-11-07T12:28:38-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 985, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in the Misfits-Verse (graciously loaned to many people by Red Witch), will the ClueBathroom mystery ever be solved?

The Color of Coffee

2003-11-07T11:51:27-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,554, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in the Misfits Universe. It's Adam and Carly's first day at the base...you can guess what happens from there. The rating is just to be safe.

Recruitment Interviews

2003-11-01T08:29:08-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 6,076, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-1-03 Published: 10-31-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in the Misfit-verse, sequel to 'Recruitment Woes.' Hyper Adam and Hurricane Carly hit the X-Mansion to make their decision...and the fighting over who gets them continues.

Recruitment Woes

2003-10-29T08:23:31-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,861, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-29-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfit Universe, the Misfits and X-Men fight over a new potential recruit...who knows one of the other teens.

A Song for the XGeeks

2003-10-28T08:35:57-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 956, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-28-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits Universe, the Misfits sing a song. (Rating is just to be safe.)

Pampering Pietro

2003-10-28T08:34:38-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-28-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits Universe, Pietro has an accident.

Lifetime Goals

2003-10-28T08:33:53-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 479, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-28-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits Universe, Pietro finds his dream job.

Storybook Hero

2003-10-26T06:53:07-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 446, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-26-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits universe, the Misfits make more comparisons. (I'm sorry, I just really suck at summaries.)

The Debating Game

2003-10-24T14:22:52-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,324, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits Universe, the gang starts another fascinating debate.

Ache

2003-10-23T11:36:51-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,090, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-23-03
Status: In-Progress

Set in Red Witch's Misfits Universe, Lance goes to the dentist.

I'm Not Bitter

2003-09-07T08:19:41-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Farscape
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-7-03
Status: In-Progress

A different P.O.V. piece set after the episode "Premiere."

It Felt Good

2003-09-07T08:19:02-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Boston Public
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 401, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-7-03
Status: In-Progress

This is set during the episode "Chapter Forty-Eight" also known as the MarlaDanny fight. This is Marla's thoughts on the fight.

Really I Do

2003-09-07T08:18:18-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-7-03
Status: In-Progress

A different P.O.V. piece with Caritas as the setting.

Closure

2003-09-07T08:17:49-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,942, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Angel & That '70s Show Crossover. Cordelia learns more about her parents.

Family Reunion

2003-09-07T08:16:55-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,804, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Recent murders in LA have been causing Angel to have nightmares of his past and someone from it plots to destroy him.

If I

2003-09-06T17:37:10-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Passions
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,152, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-6-03
Status: In-Progress

This is a short story set in the past. Little Fox falls in love.

The One For Me

2003-09-06T17:36:33-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Passions
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,107, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Kay finally finds someone who can take her mind off of Miguel.

Sometimes it is Dangerous

2003-09-06T17:31:16-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Passions
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 14, Words: 19,778, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-6-03
Status: In-Progress

MiguelKay. A couple years after Charity comes to town, Miguel notices the changes that have undertaken his best friend and on his quest to save Kay from herself, he is drawn into her more than complicated life.

As Different as Night and Day

2003-09-06T17:02:22-08:00

Author: CallistoLexx
Category: Passions
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 11, Words: 9,655, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-6-03
Status: In-Progress

PassionsAll My Children crossover. The events of one night change the lives of many different people as Kay gets amnesia, Hank gets hooked up with the mob, and Ryan takes his sister's advice.