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The Mystical Object of FATE

2006-01-13T22:51:41-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 33,879, Reviews: 96 Updated: 1-13-06 Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Ganondorf has escaped from the Sacred Realm and threatens to plunge all of Hyrule in his wicked darkness forever! Will Link be able to stop him? ... Yes. Yes, he will.

Never My Destiny

2006-01-10T15:43:40-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Ganondorf & Impa
Chapters: 9, Words: 114,209, Reviews: 87 Updated: 1-10-06 Published: 1-26-03
Status: In-Progress

Five Sages are awakened, and Ganondorf grows ever nervous of the fulfillment of the prophecy. Meanwhile, asleep deep in the Spirit Temple, she remembers the past they shared and her hatred for him grows...

The World's Most Realistic Aurikku Fic

2004-12-15T19:54:57-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,977, Reviews: 112 Published: 12-15-04
Status: In-Progress

At last, assorted fanpeoples! We will finally get to see how it would be if Auron and Rikku were actually a plausible, REAL-LIVE CANON COUPLE! (Not for Aurikku fans. Flames happily accepted.)

Majora: How It Really Happened

2003-10-22T21:45:52-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 35,586, Reviews: 49 Updated: 10-22-03 Published: 4-14-01
Status: In-Progress

Three Hylian librarians follow Link to Termina to make him pay his overdue fines, and a runin with Skullkid turns them into a Deku Scrub, a Goron, and a Zora. LATEST CHAPTER: It's a bad idea to take a Zora into the mountains in the middle of winter.

Slasher's Rhapsody

2003-08-04T20:49:20-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Violinist of Hameln
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,069, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-4-03
Status: Complete

A parody of both slasher movies and slasher fanfics, Hamel and Co. find themselves up against a very strange and apparently, very bored adversary when they wander into an abandoned mansion to spend the night.

Bass's Storytime Hour: Sizer and the Seven Mazoku

2003-06-22T14:42:26-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Violinist of Hameln
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,378, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-22-03
Status: Complete

Young Sizer is struck with a case of insomnia one night in Hameln, so Bass has no choice but to tell her his propogandalaced version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, starring Sizer as Snow White and Hamel as the evil queen.

ImMitamaTurity

2003-03-21T20:02:01-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Blue Seed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,060, Reviews: 23 Updated: 3-21-03 Published: 6-29-02
Status: Complete

What happens when an immature person watches Blue Seed? What's that you guess? A ridiculous fanfic all centered around the same hilariously dirty joke? You'd be correct.

Clash of the Playboys!

2002-09-22T19:24:41-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,182, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-22-02
Status: Complete

Back in the day I too, hopped on the crossover bandwagon. What happens when six playboys from all different anime and game series decide to hit on the same girl for a cash prize and the title of Champion Playboy? Lemme tell ya folks, it ain't pretty...

Endless Manicure or Etay Came From 1999

2002-03-11T13:55:33-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Bubblegum Crisis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,865, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-11-02 Published: 1-8-02
Status: Complete

She was an insane, godlike monster with the mind of a child. After a long, hardfought, and halfnaked battle, the Knight Sabers have sent Galatea back where she belongs out of existence! So then... why is her legacy living on in the body of a Furby?

EvilOMatic 3000

2002-03-03T19:41:54-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ganondorf & Zelda
Chapters: 3, Words: 20,245, Reviews: 53 Updated: 3-3-02 Published: 1-28-02
Status: Complete

It all started when Ganondorf ruined yet ANOTHER of Zelda's inauguration barbecues. His punishment: 2 months with the EvilOMatic brand unevilifying helmet. But of course, it could never go THAT smoothly.

The Zelda Christmas Party!

2002-01-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 26,263, Reviews: 42 Updated: 1-1-02 Published: 12-12-01
Status: Complete

Take every holiday special you've ever seen, throw it in a blender with an Ocarina of Time cartridge, add some sugar and egg nog and hit frappe. The results will taste terrible, but it's sure a good read!

The Many Failed Romances of Link

2001-11-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,562, Reviews: 66 Updated: 11-21-01 Published: 11-16-01
Status: In-Progress

With the Zelda girls in hot pursuit, Link takes shelter in a barn and passes out. He wakes up in a strange Spirit World, where his spiritual guide, Al the Cow, decides to show him what life would be like married to each one of the girls...

Sage of Innocence Saga

2001-11-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 20, Words: 125,115, Reviews: 133 Updated: 11-15-01 Published: 5-18-01
Status: Complete

Link and his comrade Little Link of the Gorons are called to arms in this mother of all comedy selfinsertions when a virus attacks Hyrule. Evil Teletubbies, brainwashed retro authors and a familiar bad guy make this anything but a normal adventure!

While You Were Sleeping: Rauru's Diary

2001-07-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,526, Reviews: 131 Updated: 7-16-01 Published: 7-11-01
Status: In-Progress

Rauru's life is certainly serene. Isolated, quiet, peaceful... BORING. So what happens when a certain young hero and his guardian fairy are deposited in the bored, lonely (probably a bit unhinged) Rauru's company? Read his diary and find out!

The Mega Dark Angsty Zelda Fic

2001-05-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Galaxy Girl
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,209, Reviews: 23 Published: 5-6-01
Status: Complete

Angst sure is popular these days, even in a generally lighthearted fandom like Zelda. Once upon a time, I thought I'd try my hand at a little depression.