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What The?

2008-11-10T16:37:44-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Young Wizards
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 12, Words: 30,312, Reviews: 163 Updated: 11-10-08 Published: 3-15-02
Status: In-Progress

The crew of Young Wizards have stumbled across the path of a very bored, very hyper author. What will happen to them and their sanity? A mini-chapter 12 has been added on a whim. A new insatiable internet feud has been created. Read to find out more.

Stasis

2008-02-13T22:41:35-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Young Wizards
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,216, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-13-08
Status: In-Progress

In light of a certain holiday, why not indulge in a romance fic? Just so you know, though, if this fic were candy, it'd be dark chocolate. Ch1- What happens to Ronan directly after Nita's super-stasis spell? Carmonan, slight NitKit. Happy VD, all!

Demented Drabbles

2008-02-05T21:31:34-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Matsumoto R. & Komamura S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,645, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Drabble 1: A fox and a floozy walk into a bar... Komamura/Matusmoto minifriendfic, now with a hundred and twenty percent of your daily recommended dose of crack humor and drunken debauchery per 8 ounce serving! What else would you expect from Matsumoto?

Birthday Wishes

2007-12-20T10:43:44-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Young Wizards
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,285, Reviews: 63 Updated: 12-20-07 Published: 8-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Nita's first birthday without her mom is coming up, and Kit struggles to break from the cycle of giving her inadvertantly horrible gifts. Can he admit his true feelings for her? And what happens when he consults Carmela for help? A chaotic fluff KN story.

A Bleachy Christmas Carol

2007-12-19T10:01:00-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Mayuri K. & Nemu K.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,713, Reviews: 14 Updated: 12-19-07 Published: 12-12-07
Status: In-Progress

No one in the Soul Society likes Mayuri Kurotsuchi ...AKA Captain Clownface. But Christmastime is here and he's about to get a crash course in holiday cheer from four mysterious spirits. Will it actually work? Read and find out! Spirit 1: Kisuke appears!

Amore e Morte

2007-08-30T23:02:33-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,506, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-30-07 Published: 5-31-07
Status: In-Progress

It's another day at Karakura High, but even normal days are decidely strange there. Read on for your recommended daily value of cracktastic humor...

Sidekicks

2007-03-10T21:21:07-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,181, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-10-07
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes evolution has to take a few wrong turns to get things right. So far we’ve only seen the heroes, but what about those evolutionary deadends— the sidekicks? Poor Mohinder doesn't know what he's about to get himself into...

Hogswatch Shoes

2006-12-14T13:13:48-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,722, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

A venture into shiny Discworld insanity, to the tune of Christmas Shoes. Despite the song, this is not a drama. At all. All our favorites from the City Watch try to help Vimes find a gift for his wife. This can't end well...

Sweet Nothings

2006-07-05T23:09:26-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,810, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-5-06 Published: 3-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Elena Frahm's in her second year in college when Arzei, a dashing exchange student, transfers to Aquios and disrupts any semblance of balance in her life. Come on, you know you're an ElenaArzei shipper deep down inside.

Of Toasters, Alnel, and Insane Fluff

2006-05-30T23:08:10-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,215, Reviews: 39 Updated: 5-30-06 Published: 10-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Peppita's created a psychotic toaster who happens to have a crush on our favorite fanfiction trollop, Albel Nox. Add in kidnapping blackmail and matchmaking and Nox ends up engaged to her creation. Can anyone save him from his wretched fate? Probably not.

Finding Myself

2006-05-30T23:06:19-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Young Wizards
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,033, Reviews: 37 Updated: 5-30-06 Published: 8-9-04
Status: In-Progress

When Nita is determined missing during an assignment, everyone loses hope but Kit who realizes just how much Nita meant to him. Meanwhile, Nita must rediscover herself after she wakes up with no memory of the past two years. KN fluffangst ahead!

The Adventures of Skirt Boy and Stabby Girl

2006-02-17T12:55:31-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,255, Reviews: 12 Updated: 2-17-06 Published: 2-3-06
Status: In-Progress

What happens when you put five authors together with one prompt: Albel and Nel become Elicoor’s superheroes, Skirt Boy and Stabby Girl! More craziness than you can shake a Woltar at.

Je Mange les Petits Enfants

2006-01-21T22:09:16-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,510, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-21-06
Status: In-Progress

The title's in French because I have titleblock and everyone knows things are more romantic in French. Anyhow, this coupling will soon be the newest fad in Albel empire. It's the MirabelAlrage! Yes, I've done the unthinkable and coupled Albel and Mirage t

Dear Diary

2005-11-14T21:26:42-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,947, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-14-05
Status: In-Progress

A candid look at our favorite semievil swordman's diary. How many people are on his kill list? What does he really think of Fayt and Co.? How much time does he spend on appearance a day? Find out all this and more! Poor, poor Albel...

Halloween Havoc

2005-11-05T09:22:14-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,114, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Craziness and costumes. Fayt tells the Elicoorians about Halloween and Sophia and Mirage begin plotting. Add candy to the mix and... This should be interesting.

Poker Face

2005-10-02T23:18:02-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Young Wizards
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,071, Reviews: 65 Updated: 10-2-05 Published: 1-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Look, everyone! A DairineRoshaun fic! I promised, and here it is! Roshaun must return to his planet to become king, but what happens when he realizes that he has feelings for a certain wizard? Don't worry, it's KN too! Fluffiness for all!

I Vill Suck Your Blooood

2005-08-05T11:48:42-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Shadow Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,708, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-5-05
Status: In-Progress

SH1. What're Yuri and co. supposed to do after they save the world? Turns out that living like normal people could be harder than expected, especially when you have to deal with meddling friends, vampire hunters, and, worst of all, love. MargareteKeith,AY

Friendly Competition

2005-06-15T18:48:05-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,628, Reviews: 37 Updated: 6-15-05 Published: 4-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Ever meet someone so infuriating that you aren’t sure if you should punch them or fall in love with them? This is precisely a young Mirage's problem when she first meets a certain fellow Klausian. A MirageCliff centric epic fic. Whee... chapter three's up

Attack of the Killer Homunculi

2005-05-17T14:07:43-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 944, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Fayt and Co. whine about being created by the 4-D beings, but what happens when something sentient they’ve invented finds out the same thing? One thing’s for sure: the Homunculi aren’t as cute as they look. Plus, there's hungover Welch! Bwahaha...

Lost

2004-11-07T15:23:40-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,784, Reviews: 20 Updated: 11-7-04 Published: 9-5-04
Status: In-Progress

-or- The Horrendous X-over from Hell. What happens when a plane full of the characters from our favorite (and least favorite) books and movies crashes on a remote desert island? This is no Survivor parody; just think of it as one big tangle of dementia...

Family Heritage

2004-08-31T06:59:35-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,149, Reviews: 43 Updated: 8-31-04 Published: 8-11-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry finally turns sixteen, and he finds that his father left him a very special "gift" from his animagus days for Harry's 6th year. Now, any time that he's hugged by a member of the opposite sex, he turns into a stag. How cursed can one guy get?

Why Me?

2004-08-28T20:15:51-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,752, Reviews: 96 Updated: 8-28-04 Published: 12-8-01
Status: In-Progress

Harry and Hermione switch bodies because of a minor mistake in Potions. Can they stand a week as each other? Completely revamped!

Legacy

2004-08-09T00:05:27-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,131, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-9-04
Status: In-Progress

We've all wondered the story behind Harry's inherited fortune. Beware what you wonder... When James finally decides to propose to Lily, the Marauders decide to go out with a bang. What happens when they get in over their heads? Pure, undiluted chaos.

Happy Little Barrel Land

2004-07-14T21:53:30-08:00

Author: Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-14-04
Status: In-Progress

I don't own anything TT. I'm bad at summaries but it is a Precis and Ashton fic