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Strange Attractors

2009-10-22T01:08:59-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Edwin V. & Lizzie M.
Chapters: 13, Words: 181,076, Reviews: 118 Updated: 10-22-09 Published: 10-26-08
Status: In-Progress

“Okay, Edwin, I don't know if you've forgotten this, but I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!” she screamed. She then remembered where we were, that the door was open, and that anyone could hear us. Her cheeks flushed bright red.

Wanting Casey

2009-07-19T04:03:10-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 27, Words: 310,746, Reviews: 744 Updated: 7-19-09 Published: 10-28-05
Status: In-Progress

What Derek wants, Derek gets, right? So what happens when what he wants the most is Casey, his stepsister? He does what he always does; he goes after her... But what's this? Is Casey wanting Derek? Guess he wasn't kidding when he said he was irresistible.

Consequences

2009-02-14T02:04:13-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Instant Star
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 46, Words: 994,362, Reviews: 639 Updated: 2-14-09 Published: 8-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Can you handle the consequences? Jude... can't. Her relationship with Tommy has just ended for good, and she's just trying to get used to a life without him in it. But it's so hard when she's so busy with his brothers. And Tommy isn't making things easy.

At Last

2007-09-13T02:08:41-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 28,924, Reviews: 29 Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes even the darkest of family secrets have to face the light of day. Casey's wedding is what everyone expects: a perfect... disaster.

Wilted

2007-02-27T03:28:21-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Instant Star
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 112,303, Reviews: 65 Updated: 2-27-07 Published: 11-20-06
Status: In-Progress

You'd done wrong by this girl.

Volcano

2006-03-27T16:21:09-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,525, Reviews: 21 Published: 3-27-06
Status: Complete

And if we meet, we shall not 'scape a brawl, For now, in these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.

Love Me Do

2006-01-11T00:58:53-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 942, Reviews: 22 Published: 1-11-06
Status: Complete

Just something stupid because I felt like it...

These Games We Play

2005-12-28T17:46:42-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,865, Reviews: 43 Published: 12-28-05
Status: Complete

There's a point where the game changes. But in the end, it isn't really the game that's changed. It's the players. But then, every game, no matter what type, is a distraction. Even this one.

First Impressions

2005-12-17T03:59:55-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,945, Reviews: 29 Published: 12-17-05
Status: In-Progress

A series of ficlets on how Derek and Casey met and why they despise each other so.

Off the Couch

2005-12-12T02:48:37-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Edwin V. & Lizzie M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,981, Reviews: 36 Published: 12-12-05
Status: Complete

Edwin compares himself to Derek after the whole Sandra thing... He doesn't like what he sees, but someone else does.

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

2005-12-10T02:32:30-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,853, Reviews: 43 Updated: 12-10-05 Published: 11-19-05
Status: In-Progress

The aftermath of a drunken tryst. L.A.'s big enough for the both of them, so why is Canada so small? Christmas break throws a wrench in even the best laid plans. With Derek and Casey in the same house again, things are bound to get... fun.

In the Sky with Diamonds

2005-12-03T22:59:24-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Charles Dickens
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,375, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-3-05
Status: Complete

A Tale of Two Cities. Lucie Darnay only ever did one wrong thing in her life. She reflects on her husband, her children, her friends, the Revolution, and love... She's not as happy as she looks. A deeper glance at her character.

Once Burned, Twice Scarred

2005-07-31T21:58:03-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Recess
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 39, Words: 44,020, Reviews: 96 Updated: 7-31-05 Published: 7-4-04
Status: Complete

Spinelli has bad luck. For example, her exchildhood best friend turned archenemy has just professed his love for her, she woke up by falling off a jungle gym, just may have a few broken ribs, and now, to top it all off, she can't even get a Coke!

Just a Kiss

2005-04-25T16:57:15-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Misc. Tv Shows
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,788, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-25-05
Status: Complete

[Wicked Science] The bottle spun once, twice, three times… Four, five, six… And then, on the seventh rotation, it stopped… But you can’t change the past, now can you? Elizabeth reflects on kissing.

Confidante

2005-04-25T16:43:26-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Kate & Boone
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,427, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-25-05
Status: Complete

Just something stupid I wrote at three in the morning in the dark.

Grim Reminders and Regrets

2005-04-25T16:37:16-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,753, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-25-05
Status: Complete

“Do you have any regrets, Hermione?” I’m not sure if I have regrets. I have things I wish I’d done, things I know I should’ve done, and things I wish I hadn’t done, just like anyone else, but I don’t get what he means.

The Childrens Revolution

2005-03-25T20:26:27-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Liberty's Kids
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 21, Words: 15,408, Reviews: 20 Updated: 3-25-05 Published: 7-4-04
Status: In-Progress

One mysterious radical, a group of fed-up eighth graders, copious amounts of impressionable preteens, one extremely weird school, corrupt adults, Sarah, James, and time vortexes add up to what? This fic and an adventure you just can't match anywhere else.

There's Something About TJ

2005-03-21T19:04:47-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Recess
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 12,880, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-21-05 Published: 2-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Everybody loves T.J. But some love him more than others. And these three girls, well, they're no pining, whining, shrinking violets. They know what they want, and by Bob, one of them's going to get it... er, him.

Passage From Pennsylvania

2005-02-21T16:52:44-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Liberty's Kids
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 9,860, Reviews: 121 Updated: 2-21-05 Published: 6-25-04
Status: In-Progress

Sarah's dad asks James to escort Sarah to New York. James accepts. The events that follow could change the course of their lives.

Confinement

2004-10-23T16:56:54-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Liberty's Kids
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 8,219, Reviews: 138 Updated: 10-23-04 Published: 9-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Sarah and James in an unpleasant situation... also known as JAIL!

Déjà Fait

2004-10-17T21:01:09-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Everwood
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,334, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-17-04
Status: Complete

It's stupid to fall for your best friend. Especially when it's happened to you once before. You ought to know better the second time around. But you don't... Sort of NinaAndy, sort of NinaCarl.

Rejection

2004-09-20T21:37:51-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: One Tree Hill
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Keith S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 583, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-20-04
Status: Complete

Keith's thoughts on the decision to leave.

Cruising

2004-09-20T21:33:37-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Luke D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,400, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-20-04
Status: Complete

Songfic to Tell Her What She Wants to Know by Sam Phillips. Just what was Luke thinking about when he proposed to Nicole on the cruise?

The Door is Closed

2004-09-20T21:29:42-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Summerland
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 801, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-20-04
Status: Complete

Johnny and Ava reflect.

Shipped

2004-04-09T20:05:42-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Liberty's Kids
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 30, Words: 30,555, Reviews: 163 Updated: 4-9-04 Published: 11-22-03
Status: Complete

The suitors are gone... Or are they? Feelings are changing, and we're all getting a little confused.

Hardware and Kids Running Amok

2003-12-10T12:27:25-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Lorelai G. & Luke D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,122, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

Luke and Lorelai meet when Rory gets lost. A different story of how they first met. AU.

Rumination

2003-12-10T12:10:30-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Luke D. & Dean F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,871, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

You like to sit here, when your diner is quiet, and you are all alone... and ruminate.

Just

2003-12-10T12:03:12-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: One Tree Hill
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Keith S. & Karen R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 321, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-10-03
Status: Complete

Some things in life were just not fair. Vaguely KK.

Honor

2003-11-21T18:12:32-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 16, Words: 16,176, Reviews: 39 Updated: 11-21-03 Published: 5-23-03
Status: In-Progress

Misty leaves. And 3 years later, Ash goes on a quest to preserve her honor...I'm almost to the quest part!

Betrayal

2003-10-07T20:34:19-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Recess
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,742, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-7-03 Published: 9-12-03
Status: Complete

It's amazing what people do to cover up the truth.

Warmth

2003-09-25T20:19:45-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Liberty's Kids
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 444, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-25-03
Status: Complete

Short. Sarah thinks about America.

Manipulation of a Soul

2003-09-15T15:36:13-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,225, Reviews: 13 Updated: 9-15-03 Published: 6-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Will Harry be able to persuade Hermione to come back to the wizarding world? And what's this about the Malfoy's visiting?

Notions, Commotions, and Motions

2003-08-30T09:51:28-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Lorelai G. & Luke D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,351, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-30-03
Status: Complete

A companion piece to Delusions, Illusions, and Elusions. No spoilers. Set around the time Lorelai was going to marry Max.

Delusions, Illusions, and Elusions

2003-08-16T23:20:39-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Drama
Pairing: Lorelai G. & Luke D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,524, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-16-03
Status: Complete

Slight Season IV Spoilers. Challenge piece. Like a mini soap opera, if you will...

Legacy

2003-08-09T19:36:39-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Luke D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,773, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-9-03
Status: Complete

Luke's son reflects on his and the lives of people around him. Season IV Spoilers. Slight Character death.

Project: Christmas

2003-07-17T12:57:30-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,045, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-17-03 Published: 6-16-03
Status: In-Progress

A Christmas mission helps the CIA's finest work through some issues...And destroy SD-6.

Kate Jones and the Last Rambaldi Device

2003-07-15T12:58:43-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 29, Words: 22,207, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-15-03 Published: 5-22-03
Status: In-Progress

AU. Season Two never happened. My spin on things...Say Hi to the Vaughn sisters...And it gets weirder.

Focusing My Inner Teacher: Months of Change

2003-07-15T12:57:34-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 22, Words: 13,656, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-15-03 Published: 5-23-03
Status: In-Progress

Alias/Recess Crossover. S/V/J/I are on for the ride of their lives...Teaching CHILDREN! Chaps 14-15 up!

The Magic of Snow

2003-07-15T08:55:43-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Recess
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-15-03
Status: Complete

T.J. reflects on his mistakes on a cold night.

Unwanted

2003-06-27T14:28:49-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,647, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-27-03 Published: 6-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Losing Grip...Irina's struggle with herself, the world, and Jack...Constant Avril Songfic

Apology

2003-05-23T15:55:52-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 149, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-23-03
Status: Complete

What happened after Ron, Harry, and Hermione knocked out the troll.

Losing Grip

2003-05-23T14:48:11-08:00

Author: NotAContrivance
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Irina D. & Jack B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,006, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-23-03
Status: Complete

A songfic to Losing Grip by Avril. It's not what you think...