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Razor Sharp

2013-05-15T15:46:40-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Ayakashi: Ghost Guild
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Saskue Sarutobi & Saizo Kirigakure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,203, Reviews: 0, Complete

Sasuke Sarutobi and Saizo Kirigakure fumble around with a well intended parting gift from Mira. SasSai. Bloody fluff. Oneshot.

And I Guess That's Okay

2013-04-11T20:18:07-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Girl Coming in for a Landing
English, Rated: K+
Hurt/Comfort/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 1, Complete

In which our unnamed protagonist contemplates the reality of writing for what it is.

Everypony

2013-04-11T19:44:40-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,390, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

A collection of shipping oneshots, each one portraying an uncommon ship. Each chapter can be read as a stand-alone.

Diamond Encrusted

2013-04-02T16:58:58-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/General
Diamond Tiara & Princess Celestia
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,295, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Diamond Tiara wasn't counting on the fact that Celestia would soon be visiting her school house, especially after she had blown off her homework assignments - friendship reports to the Princess herself - for the last five weeks in pursuit of her lavish lifestyle. And she sure wasn't counting on being the sun Goddess' newest student due to a misunderstanding.

A Charming Noose

2013-03-03T19:45:11-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Putting Makeup On the Fat Boy
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,317, Reviews: 0, Complete

After his father's untimely death, Gleason reevaluates his choices.

Playing God

2013-02-28T20:26:22-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Wii Sports Resort
English, Rated: T
Suspense/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,815, Reviews: 1, Complete

These people thought they could play God. And the Mii knew she could do it better. Rated T for dark themes.

Susie Spineless

2013-02-24T19:41:36-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Girl Coming in for a Landing
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 0, Complete

In which our unnamed protagonist considers her rude awaking after the Drama Club's award ceremony via tears and, what else, poetry.

Where the Devil Lurked

2013-01-06T01:55:15-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Virtual Families
English, Rated: T
Drama/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 870, Reviews: 1, Complete

She was more of a machine than a woman, and her children were more of cash bringers than actual beings. Thriving off of sex and talent agents, the devil lurked behind these doors...T for sexual references. Parody of VF's child birthing system.

My Sweetheart's Eyes

2012-12-09T13:24:33-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Nurse Coldheart & Nurse Sweetheart
Chapters: 1, Words: 665, Reviews: 1, Complete

Life isn't something worth celebrating, but maybe you can convince me otherwise. Written for the "10 Per Genre" challenge on Live Journal. Nurse Sweetheart/Nurse Coldheart. T for mentions of death, oneshot.

On the Higher Trail

2012-11-21T21:03:45-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: T
General
Fancy Pants & Zecora
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,353, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Born into fortune was he, born into poverty was she. Friendship was the missing ingredient to make things connect between the two. It is a tale of racism, slavery, and a fake white rabbit: but it's their story. AU.

Lucky?

2012-11-04T08:08:25-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Friendship
Twilight Sparkle & Rainbow Dash
Chapters: 1, Words: 859, Reviews: 3, Complete

In which Angel is missing, a birthday party is thrown, and the true horrors of the Ponyville craft fair are revealed by a poor gift choice. Tumblr prompt.

Not a Lip Gloss Flavor

2012-09-25T20:49:24-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Dork Diaries
English, Rated: T
Friendship/General
MacKenzie H. & Nikki M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,310, Reviews: 5, Complete

Popularity was a game for MacKenzie. And so far, it had been far too easy to win. Rated T for language. Oneshot.

To Paint With Red

2012-09-24T16:12:33-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Team Fortress 2
English, Rated: T
General
Medic
Chapters: 1, Words: 851, Reviews: 1, Complete

Medic never knew he was an artist. Medic also didn't know how excited he could get over a simple jar of blood and a certain Heavy...

Faked Sunlight

2012-09-19T14:25:30-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: T
Horror/General
Rose/Roseluck
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,648, Reviews: 4, Complete

The petals encasing her sanity slowly died, and the sunlight no longer reached her leaves, so the Rose found other ways to grow...

A Dictionary of Feelings

2012-08-14T23:29:16-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Portal
English, Rated: T
General
Turret
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 2, Complete

Turrets don't feel emotions, not in the normal sense. Something's there to be sure, some fleeting feeling of...well, a mere turret wouldn't be able to explain it. Not when their vocabulary is composed of "Gotcha!" and "Deploying".

A Shining Apple

2012-07-13T04:20:28-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Applebloom & Shining Armor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,732, Reviews: 3, Complete

Takes place right after Chrysalis' defeat. Apple Bloom is to be the flower girl, but she's getting some dangerous feelings whenever Shining Armor comes into her presence. Who is she to love the princess' soon to be husband? Guilt swallows her up, and she needs a way to move on. Of course, a certain alicorn could help her do just this. One sided Applebloom x Shining Armor.

My Dress, Your Dress

2012-07-11T23:33:30-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Cheerilee & Rarity
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,478, Reviews: 5, Complete

"You gave me cookies after a horrible breakup." Little did she know I rushed to her house in a mania to come to her aide. "You made me this beautiful dress." Little did she know how I slaved over the thing, making it the perfect dress for her. "You're my best friend." Little did she know how much those words hurt. One sided Rarity x Cheerilee. Cheerilrar? Rarcheer? T for death.

Feeling Strong in the Desert

2012-06-30T01:27:51-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Little Strongheart & Gilda
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,610, Reviews: 2, Complete

Gilda just wants to get as far as way from Ponyville is possible, be as far away from Dash as possible. When an encounter with another creature with similar ties to Rainbow Dash finds Gilda, how will their relationship go from there? Gilda X Little Strongheart. You heard me correctly.

When He Forgets the Island

2012-06-28T21:43:31-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Virtual Villagers
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 867, Reviews: 23, Complete

This young child is the last villager alive on the island, her mother departed and the villagers gone. God watches her with tears in his eyes; it is all his fault. The island will remain evermore a death trap, leading even the youngest to their eventual deaths... This is what happens when you forget to check in on your villagers. Rated T for death. Oneshot.

Bloodline

2012-06-24T06:03:16-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Mario
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Waluigi & Daisy
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,260, Reviews: 15, In-Progress

Daisy never really loved Luigi. It was that rich Mario bloodline she so relished above all. Waluigi had known that, and yet, he had coveted her from afar. Come closer, my dears. Escape the cold of the night, take a seat on the nearest bar stool, and listen as I weave the tale of Waluigi in your ears and heart. Rated T for language. On hiatus.

Martha's Song

2012-06-04T13:46:15-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Misc. Books
English, Rated: K+
Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 1, Complete

I cared for your children, yet you point the finger of blame at me? Fanfic for The Hangman's Daughter.

Don't Go

2012-06-02T10:22:01-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
Susan S. & Finn
Chapters: 2, Words: 195, Reviews: 10, In-Progress

Susan doesn't understand many a thing, mind you, but she does know one thing about her feelings for Finn. Inspired by Bigslayerguyman. Has been turned into a collection of Susan drabbles.

Reputations in the Midst of Magical Nights

2012-05-30T14:37:17-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Shakespeare
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 587, Reviews: 1, Complete

Margaret is torn between her love for Borachio and her "bought" friendship to the young maiden Hero. For whom is she willing to tarnish her reputation as a woman? Rated T for mild sexual references, Much Ado About Nothing.

To Suprise a Killer

2012-05-29T19:40:42-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Me-Mow
Chapters: 1, Words: 918, Reviews: 3, Complete

Me-Mow just wants a quiet day with her books after failing to kill Princess Wildberry. Of course, she just can't be left alone by so called "friends"... Oneshot

Country Clothes

2012-05-28T01:04:26-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Braeburn & Rarity
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,375, Reviews: 8, Complete

There ain't not one colt who is gonna walk into the Ponyville Square Dance without a pretty mare in hoof...of course, with the exception of Braeburn. He doesn't have a chance askin' the town's prettiest mare to the dance! Does he? Oneshot.

Braiding Memories, Weaving Thread

2012-05-27T18:38:37-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Misc. Books
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 923, Reviews: 0, Complete

The Tale of Despereaux's Hovis went through many a struggle to become the Threadmaster we know today. Where did the original threadmaster disappear to? And what will Hovis give up to help the small mouse condemmed to death who has escaped death himself?

I Am No Hero

2012-05-25T22:23:29-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Legend of Zelda
English, Rated: K
Tragedy/Romance
LD-301S Scrapper & Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 6, Complete

Fi is wrapped in the chains of her own slumber, never to arise again. Scrapper, overcome by pain, will soon do the same to accompany his love down the abyss of death forever. Two hundred word drabble.

Dusty Windows and Midnight Visits

2012-05-22T17:55:23-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Wario Ware Inc.
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 878, Reviews: 2, Complete

9-Volt can't quite seem to get it through his head that one does not simply sneak up on Ashley and get away with it. Fluffy oneshot.

Among Insults and Graves

2012-05-22T14:45:53-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
Lee R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,152, Reviews: 1, Complete

Gai is dead, and Lee's heart might as well be just the same. Lee's POV, Gailee. Please do not review if you do not like the pairing.

Orange Gravity

2012-05-06T17:27:57-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Scootaloo
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 1, Complete

All I want to do is fly, yes, fly, even more than I crave a cutie mark, yet Celestia turns a blind eye on my prayers...

The Song of Lyra Heartstrings

2012-04-23T15:00:27-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
My Little Pony
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Lyra & Bon Bon
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 7, Complete

Bon Bon has departed from this earth, and Lyra has followed in her hoofsteps, as the citizens of Ponyville believe. The truth? Not if Zecora has anything to say about it.

Lament of a Whirlm

2012-04-21T15:41:23-08:00

Author: The Legend of Derpy
Viva Piñata
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 7, Complete

In the beginning, there was only you and I.