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Alley Rats

2008-04-13T20:34:48-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Pansy P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,961, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-13-08
Status: In-Progress

After the war, Pansy Parkinson is living on the streets. Anti-Death Eater sentiment is high and those who suffer are the children left behind after their parents were killed in the final battle. All she wants though is to like the woman in the mirror.

The Price of Understanding

2007-08-17T12:58:56-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Dudley D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,505, Reviews: 49 Updated: 8-17-07 Published: 7-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Dudley Dursley always figured magic was just some game a bunch of delusional freaks played. It wasn't until the war spilled over into Privet Drive that Dudley realized the pain his cousin must face on a daily basis, all the loss he must've experienced.

The King's Mass

2007-07-28T01:06:34-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: King Kong
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,690, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-28-07
Status: Complete

Two years later and the Museum of Natural History is opening their Kong exhibit. Ann attends it, reflecting on Kong's death and how much it hurt her. Even now, she is inconsolable over the death of such a majestic creature.

The Final Act

2007-05-12T14:06:13-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Draco M. & Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,040, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-12-07
Status: In-Progress

Draco Malfoy is sure that his new life is perfect. His wife Lucy knows nothing of his past, or the person he used to be. Until blank spots begin to crop up and his reported actions during those times are very reminiscient of his past. Is he going crazy?

Rated M for Heterosexuality

2007-03-14T13:59:22-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,679, Reviews: 66 Updated: 3-14-07 Published: 11-29-06
Status: In-Progress

In a society where being straight is socialsuicide, Ron and Hermione break all the rules when they find themselves inexplicably attracted to one another despite knowing the consequences of their passion.

Simple

2006-11-27T23:07:10-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Arthur W. & Molly W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-27-06
Status: Complete

It's snowing outside. A young Molly and Arthur take a walk on the grounds. It's a simple snow flufffic. Sorta fluffy, I was kinda sad at the end. That's because the lurkment of Voldie saddens things.

A Cruel Mistress

2006-08-17T04:05:34-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Lucius M. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,594, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-17-06 Published: 8-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Death is a cruel mistress to keep. And as her lover, Lucius Malfoy is not exempt from her haunting powers. Death is reaching her fingers out for him... And much hilarity ensuses as Lucius does numerous stupid things to reverse the aging process! Kinda per

Children of Helios

2006-08-17T00:12:29-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,627, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-17-06 Published: 8-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Draco Malfoy didn't know he was a firestarter until he saved Hermione when she is attacked. Now they are both at Helios Academy. Draco as a student, Hermione as a patient. Amidst political espionage and war can they find love? DMHG

Fragment of Faith

2006-08-13T23:14:05-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,081, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-13-06
Status: Complete

The night before Esmerelda is to be burned at the stake she recieves a visit from Frollo, who makes her remember that only through him can she be saved. Graphic molestation.

Stuck

2006-05-21T16:40:40-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,277, Reviews: 121 Updated: 5-21-06 Published: 7-12-04
Status: Complete

After a rather freak accident James Potter and Severus Snape end up connected at the hip. Need I say more?

Unrequited

2006-03-14T07:39:23-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 533, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-14-06 Published: 10-11-04
Status: In-Progress

A collection of short stories about unrequited love in the Harry Potter series.

Sacrifice

2006-03-14T07:34:30-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Fenrir G. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,205, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-14-06
Status: Complete

Remus Lupin has sacrificed everything in order to be a spy in Grayback's werewolf pack. His body is broken and torn, his mind frayed at the edges from the things he is forced to do and wintesses. But he is doing it all for the ones he loves. Contains Slas

Bellatrix Killed A Man Today

2005-12-30T14:30:06-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 484, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-30-05
Status: Complete

Bellatrix killed a man today. He was 5 foot 8, cropped blonde hair. His eyes were blue.

Flowers for Myrtle

2005-12-29T09:31:05-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,039, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-29-05
Status: In-Progress

All Moaning MYrtle can do is think about death. Until she recieves a mysterious love letter that makes her feel more alive than when she was alive. Who is the Headless Knight on a bloodstained horse? Who has come to save her from this maudlin existence?

Toxic

2005-09-19T17:43:52-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,669, Reviews: 18 Updated: 9-19-05 Published: 9-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Draco and Harry are drawn to each other. But they're relationship is toxic. It's poison to themselves and everyone around them.They fight then make love. Hate each other than perfectly fine. In the end it will either ruin them or make them stronger.

Snape's Secret Secret

2005-09-02T13:23:27-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Horror
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,484, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry has decided to take one last trip into Snape's pensieve to see if he can find any evidence that would prove Snape is working with Voldermort. What he discovers is so disturbing in nature that there can be no doubt of Snape's evilness.

Angel of Death

2005-08-31T11:02:01-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Pairing: Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,642, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-31-05
Status: In-Progress

Bellatrix Black is an Eater of Death. She craves it, lives off it, breathes it. There is a reason she is one of the most feared of Voldermort's followers and this is why... rated M for images of violent sex.

Clean Family Fun

2005-08-30T09:51:01-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Draco M. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 983, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-30-05
Status: In-Progress

It's Christmas at the Malfoy Manor. Join them in the singing of the carols, the lighting of the tree, the drinking of the egg nog, and ALL THE SEX YOU COULD WANT!

The Story of a Teenage Girl

2005-08-07T06:46:53-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,763, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-7-05 Published: 7-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Andromeda has been confined to the life of society for as long as she can remember. Just a long line a tea parties and fashion robes. But this summer everything has changed, she is free and with the people she loves most. Can she handle her new found free

The Face of Innocence

2005-07-11T09:30:37-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,263, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-11-05
Status: In-Progress

She is a woman in the body of a twelve year old. A murderer, a lunatic. Death is her playground. She is Bellatrix Black.

Goddesses of the Night

2005-07-10T10:00:00-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Spiritual
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,154, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-10-05
Status: In-Progress

A short story about Narcissa and Bellatrix. Two sisters trapped in molds that society has put them in break free of there constraints and dance beneath the stars, cherishing who they really are, Goddesses of the Night.

Bleb

2005-07-10T09:46:23-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,163, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-10-05
Status: In-Progress

“She gave me an 'I’m a crazy beaver with poofy brown hair and I could so kill you if I felt the need to because I’m a frumpy freak with no friends so bleb look'.” Pansy looked warily at Hermione who made herself look like a crazy beaver and hissed.

Meet the Black Sisters

2005-03-30T05:13:39-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Lucius M. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 27, Words: 45,998, Reviews: 276 Updated: 3-30-05 Published: 2-12-04
Status: In-Progress

(New Chapter) The story of the three Black sisters as they try and survive screwed up potions, drugs, love, growing up, mean teachers, and anything else the author can dream up in his head.

Years Gone Passed

2005-01-01T15:50:35-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,845, Reviews: 32 Updated: 1-1-05 Published: 7-10-04
Status: In-Progress

Our past dictates our future. The war has begun and the past will play as much part as the present. Can Harry and company learn to deal wiht the past in order to move on? Contains slash. RemusxSirius.

Stolen Kisses

2004-12-31T08:12:26-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 10,445, Reviews: 27 Updated: 12-31-04 Published: 12-28-03
Status: In-Progress

(NEW CHAPTER!)"If only…" she sighed watching the crescent moon begin its ascent into the heavens. "Not to worry dear. Your Fairy God-Mother has arrived," twittered a man’s voice. Lucius stepped from the shadows and curtsied.

The Rodeo

2004-12-31T08:11:00-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,192, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-31-04
Status: In-Progress

While visting the States Ron, Hermione, and Harry decided to visit a wizard's Rodeo. Hermione rides a bucking graphorn. Harry befriends a snake and catches himself a cowboy. And Ron buys himself some cowboy boots and a hat. Slash.

Motherhood

2004-12-11T07:41:39-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,002, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-11-04
Status: In-Progress

The story of Bellatrix's last minutes on earth. She has nothing left to live for. Her husband is dead, the Dark Lord is dead, her child is dead. what else is there?

Step Into Liquid

2004-10-07T10:56:46-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 871, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-7-04
Status: Complete

Bellatrix was slowly backing up, her feet firmly moving across the watery plane of the lake. Her slender hand extended, beckoning Lestrange to follow. [one-shot]

Broken

2004-09-18T06:06:30-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 789, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-18-04
Status: In-Progress

Everybody hates me. I'm so alone. They see right through me. I'm inivisble. I'm nothing. I'm a waste of oxygen. Severus Snape is broken and no one can fix him.

Free Now

2004-09-17T18:05:39-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 381, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-17-04
Status: In-Progress

Pansy is numb. Pansy is lonely. Pansy is hurt. Pansy wants out. But there is only one way to do that.

Revenge of the Salt Shaker

2004-09-14T17:31:53-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,907, Reviews: 16 Updated: 9-14-04 Published: 9-12-04
Status: In-Progress

The Salt Shaker has returned and it's back with a vengeance. Read as it haunts Ron's every step and drives him almost into insanity. Mwahahahahaha! R&R

Food: A Collection of Fluff

2004-09-12T06:46:47-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 948, Reviews: 19 Updated: 9-12-04 Published: 9-1-04
Status: In-Progress

A collection of short stories involving Hermione, Ron, and of course food! All funny, fluffy stuff.

Attack of the Salt Shaker

2004-09-08T05:42:38-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,163, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-8-04 Published: 9-6-04
Status: In-Progress

A delsuional Ron thinks that the salt shaker is out to get him. Mwahahahahaha!

Secrets

2004-08-26T11:15:19-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Village
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,178, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-26-04
Status: Complete

(One-shot) "There are secrets in every corner of this village." Now, years after it happened, Alice Hunt is able to cry for her dead husband.

Hide and Go Seek

2004-08-17T07:49:12-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 683, Reviews: 21 Published: 8-17-04
Status: In-Progress

Draco and Lucius play a game of hide and go seek.

Screaming Banshees

2004-08-16T17:25:40-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Severus S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,232, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-16-04 Published: 7-10-04
Status: In-Progress

Both Sirius Black and Severus Snape have fallen in love with the new girl in school. So now its a race to see who can whoo her first.

The Dead Aristocrats Society

2004-07-11T17:23:29-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,869, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-11-04
Status: In-Progress

All that died two nights ago was an empty shell. Narcissa Black died five years ago after Lucius began to openly cheat on her. She loved him but he never reciprocated that feeling. That’s when she died. I’ve already had her funeral. Rated for Sex cont

Torn

2004-07-10T13:22:10-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Neville L.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,246, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-10-04 Published: 6-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Neville witnesses the night his parents are attacked by Death Eaters, though he thinks it is all a dream.

Hollow Man

2004-06-23T18:29:26-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,249, Reviews: 25 Published: 6-23-04
Status: Complete

(One-Shot) Lucius isn't feeling well so Draco makes him a card.

Crazy

2004-03-14T09:16:40-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,910, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Bellatrix is wild, beautiful, dangerous, insane, murderous, mysterious. So much that it's hard for us to see her as human. But what if she is lonely? What if she wants a hug?

In Rivendell

2004-01-10T09:24:54-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,397, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-10-04 Published: 1-8-04
Status: In-Progress

CHAPTER 2 IS UP! A fluff MerryPippin slash fic. They're in Rivendell and are just being themselves. PG-13 for sexual content.

Boo: A Tale of the Maruaders

2004-01-06T19:53:51-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,071, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-6-04
Status: Complete

It is the first snow of the winter and the Marauders are going to make the most of it. Snowball fights, kissing in snow drifts (R&S), and scaring each other. Fluff and Slash. one-Shot. R&R

Thing I'll Never Do

2003-12-30T17:26:06-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Hermione hates Draco, it's a well known fact. But what if her hate becomes murderous rage? Parody of an Avril Lavigne song.

Serpent of Ice

2003-12-26T10:30:15-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-26-03
Status: In-Progress

He's the master of hatred and the ruler of cold. Lucius Malfoy.

Tommy in a Journal

2003-10-27T08:49:53-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-27-03
Status: In-Progress

He's Tommy in a journal and he's here to reel you into his dark world.

Lucius

2003-08-19T18:10:35-08:00

Author: Twitch Hopeless-Savage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Lucius M. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 23 Published: 8-19-03
Status: In-Progress

Why does he scream in his darkened heart? A parody of a Britney Spears song. (shudder, barf)