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You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here

2009-11-02T04:53:27-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 602, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Second person perspective; just what would drive you to take on the Halloween night shift as an orderly at Arkham Asylum? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Bat TV

2009-11-02T04:52:11-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman: Arkham Asylum
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Harley Q. & Batman/B. Wayne
Chapters: 1, Words: 664, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

Thanks to Arkham’s security cameras, Harley gets a front-row seat for the new Bat TV show! First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

It’s a Stitch Up

2009-11-02T04:51:18-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 647, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

It was just a nice, quiet evening in a certain clownish hideout... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Day Trips With A Dimension Jumping Thingymajig

2009-11-02T04:49:48-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: The Joker & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,853, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

In one sentence, I'd say "Joker and Harley go wild in an alternate universe". First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Puppet On A String

2009-08-11T13:44:41-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

It's suspiciously quiet, and Harley is nowhere to be found. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Living In The Limelight

2009-08-11T13:42:59-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 632, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

When you’re standing in the limelight, it can be so dazzling you can’t even see the audience you’re playing to. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Sock It To Em

2009-08-11T13:40:54-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,661, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

The Joker is stumped by an everyday problem of a sartorial nature. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Boomerang

2009-08-11T13:39:21-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,585, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

Harley “misplaces” a hostage and Joker is not best pleased. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Fish Are No Laughing Matter

2009-08-11T13:34:46-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

Harley thinks all her Christmases have come at once, but there's one teeny little problem... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Silent Treatment

2009-05-26T14:36:05-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: The Joker & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,159, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

Some things like crushing chest pain and bubbly, chatty blonde assistants just don't seem to respond to focused ignoring... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Happy Columbus Day

2009-05-26T14:34:47-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: The Joker & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,147, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

The Joker wants his own Joker Appreciation Day. Harley is agrieved about the limitations of Administrative Professionals Day. I would say hilarity ensues, but it doesn’t really... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Left Behind

2009-05-26T14:33:30-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harley Quinn & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

Denial is not just a river in Egypt, but it can’t protect you from the truth forever. An AU ending to ROTJ for Harley. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Ill Advised Interruption

2009-03-29T15:24:23-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: The Joker & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,557, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

A quiet night in, an old film, and just one too many ill-advised interruptions for the Joker's liking. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Dry Clean Only

2009-03-29T15:22:04-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Alfred P. & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 616, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

Alfred has some errands to run, and you never know who you'll bump into at the dry cleaners... A drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Bathtime or The Revenge of the Rubber Duck

2009-02-02T14:08:19-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 634, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

Some people have their best ideas in the bath. Others... don’t. Harley-centric drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Domestic Goddess

2009-02-02T14:07:04-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: The Joker & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,379, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

Harley's only just traded in her psychiatry textbooks for rubber chickens and taken up her role as henchwench, but she's already making her presence known. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

A Reluctant Resolution

2009-02-02T14:05:54-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy
Chapters: 1, Words: 676, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

At Arkham it’s time to set a positive, achievable goal for the New Year... a month late. Harley-centric drabble first published at the LJ batfic contest community.

A Merry Christmas Puddin'

2008-12-29T17:15:10-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,238, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

Belated Christmas fic, sorry for the awful pun . Harley just wants one Christmas with her Puddin! First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Orange Juice

2008-12-29T17:12:11-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

You can't make OJ without crushing a few oranges, as the Joker knows only too well. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Five Across – Puzzling Twelve Letters

2008-12-29T17:09:42-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Riddler
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,326, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

Who is an enigma? Why are Harley and the Riddler stuck working together? And is it possible to write Eddie without mentioning crossword puzzles? First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Mini Break

2008-12-29T17:06:07-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harley Quinn & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 578, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

The Joker and Harley discuss holiday plans. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Take The Bad With The Good

2008-12-29T17:03:49-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,667, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

Harley has a little chat with Dr Leland showing their different perspectives on having a bad day. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Collateral Damage

2008-08-09T15:36:01-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,497, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-9-08
Status: Complete

The best laid plans can still cause collateral damage. Without them it's pretty much guaranteed. One-shot mostly from pov of your average nameless victim.

Joker Missing Scenes

2008-07-28T15:12:35-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,674, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-28-08 Published: 7-27-08
Status: In-Progress

The Dark Knight. Two and a half hours long but not nearly enough of the Joker; just some thoughts about what might have been happening when the scene was elsewhere.

Job Interview

2006-04-16T15:12:47-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,683, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-16-06
Status: In-Progress

Becoming the new Doctor has got to be harder than just filling in an application form...

Freeway Frolics Expanded!

2004-03-08T08:46:26-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,692, Reviews: 28 Updated: 3-8-04 Published: 11-3-03
Status: In-Progress

Once upon a time there was a parody of a mere fifteen minutes of Reloaded, then it started to grow...

Project Koala

2004-02-08T10:39:19-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,198, Reviews: 28 Updated: 2-8-04 Published: 9-9-03
Status: In-Progress

The Agents have a new and terrible weapon to use against the rebels. Can you guess what it is yet? Attempted humour, general insanity. Yup I actually wrote some more! It's a miracle...

Cats

2003-07-15T11:15:11-08:00

Author: alocin
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Smith, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,383, Reviews: 30 Published: 7-15-03
Status: In-Progress

An encounter between an agent and a cat. My very first fanfic so I'll just apologise now in advance!