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Epilogue

2007-07-28T00:37:56-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,372, Reviews: 64 Published: 7-28-07
Status: Complete

SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!

The Reunion

2007-01-10T21:33:02-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 32 Published: 1-10-07
Status: Complete

Harry and Draco meet at a Hogwarts reunion and imagine the first date they never had.

Troll in the Fandom

2005-08-19T22:05:42-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,914, Reviews: 39 Published: 8-19-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH! PARODY! Harry Potter and his friends gather together to read an advance copy of 'Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince' when they receive news from a troll in the fandom about who is going to die.

Who's Your Daddies?

2005-07-31T22:03:01-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,724, Reviews: 32 Published: 7-31-05
Status: In-Progress

This AU, MPREG, RPS, Crossover Parody was written in response to a LiveJournal post where I said that American Idol finalist Anthony Fedorov looked like Harry & Draco's MPREG lovechild. After receiving numerous requests to write the fic, I finally agreed.

The Very Secret LiveJournals

2005-05-13T05:06:38-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 8, Words: 16,925, Reviews: 399 Updated: 5-13-05 Published: 12-31-03
Status: In-Progress

NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!

How To Shag Without Thinking A Happy Thought

2005-04-01T05:41:34-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,004, Reviews: 54 Published: 4-1-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH! PARODY! The Second War is over. Lord Voldemort has won. Harry and Draco are in the same cell in Azkaban awaiting their execution. How convenient…

Draco Decides To Die

2005-01-02T07:42:01-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 279, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Draco spends his last morning with Harry. This is my belated entry for Switchknife's Dysfunctionalia challenge.

And Then He Hit Puberty

2005-01-01T09:50:47-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,662, Reviews: 83 Published: 1-1-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.

Seven Days

2004-11-11T21:29:28-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 11, Words: 13,429, Reviews: 429 Updated: 11-11-04 Published: 6-29-04
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

The VamPotter Chronicles

2004-10-09T03:26:09-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,249, Reviews: 48 Updated: 10-9-04 Published: 6-10-04
Status: In-Progress

NEW CH. 2! SLASH! PARODY! Vampire!Draco is on the prowl. But will his whooping cough prevent him from seducing The Boy Who Lived?

The War Within

2004-08-03T22:29:39-08:00

Author: Arrmaitee
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 11, Words: 47,047, Reviews: 236 Updated: 8-3-04 Published: 10-21-03
Status: In-Progress

NEW CH 11! SLASH! This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sexcrazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry’s seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have an agenda?