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14 Things that Always Happen to Faramir and Eowyn

2009-10-21T15:23:41-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,033, Reviews: 54 Updated: 10-21-09 Published: 4-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Eowyn sleep, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as Voldie on Varsity Track single-handedly mocks them all. :D

There and Never Back Again

2009-07-23T12:37:26-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,418, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-23-09
Status: In-Progress

A reasonable Mary Sue fic. Nicola, an English teenager, finds herself in Middle Earth after a tragic accident but, more surprisingly, finds that it is an entirely different experience than she'd become acquainted with via unrealistic fanfictions.

The Cat, the Love, the Agony

2009-07-05T00:05:47-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Parody
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,690, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-5-09 Published: 2-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Harry desperately wishes to be with Draco, but fortune won't have it so. HarryDraco. WARNING: SLASH!

A Love Deeper Than the Sea

2008-12-27T12:38:42-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Rose D. & Jack D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,181, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-27-08
Status: Complete

Rose remembers her one true love. Will melt your heart!

Sea Weary

2008-02-27T19:52:32-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Denethor
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-27-08
Status: Complete

Finduilas/Denethor double drabble. Rather angsty.

Love at Philippi

2008-02-23T18:16:51-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 991, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

An idiotic and rather homosexual meeting between ghost!Caesar and Brutus. Written May of 2005.

For the Love of a Sedimentary Rock Formation

2007-12-14T17:21:58-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Braveheart
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 540, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-14-07
Status: Complete

William Wallace has an affair with a sedimentary rock formation. Don't ask.

You Don't Know What You Do to Me

2007-11-26T19:48:24-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Drama
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,106, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-26-07
Status: Complete

Tis your typical Houses of Healing drama written by an unskilled Farawyn fangirl who has not read the books. Parody, of course... if I actually wrote like this, I'd have to stick my hand in a meat grinder. Written March of 2006.

Into Darkness

2007-06-17T22:38:05-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,758, Reviews: 16 Updated: 6-17-07 Published: 10-14-05
Status: In-Progress

The Quest has failed, and Faramir sends Éowyn away into darkness in hopes to save her life. But little do they know that none can save them now, not even themselves, and that their efforts have been in vain...

The Shell of a Soul

2007-04-15T18:49:32-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,550, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-15-07
Status: Complete

In which death takes the place of their dreams. FaramirEowyn, exceedingly depressing.

The Downfall of Miss Mary Sue

2007-04-06T23:10:58-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,978, Reviews: 63 Updated: 4-6-07 Published: 6-5-05
Status: Complete

Because we all knew she had to suffer sometime... MUAHAHAHA! Join Mary Sue as she becomes ugly, is forgotten by Legolas, nearly dies in childbirth, and undergoes many wrong, yet very right, forms of torture. Last chapter up again after uploading issues!

I Would

2007-01-07T19:03:06-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Eowyn & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-7-07
Status: Complete

I had to post another drabble, as Faramir and Eowyn are just too cute and darn, I wish I owned Faramir. Unfortunately, that'll never happen, so I must live vicariously through fanfic.

Rendering

2006-08-16T23:28:30-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Pairing: Eowyn & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,461, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

He laughs again, quietly, as if to the stars that shine about them in the beautiful rendering of what never could have been a dream. I got bored and wrote another Farawyn fic, basically.

Because of You

2006-06-28T00:19:56-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-28-06
Status: Complete

A semisweet Farawyn doubledrabble I pulled out of my arse for lack of better things to do at three in the morning.

Mi Autalë

2006-03-03T16:39:11-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 617, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-3-06
Status: Complete

She waits for no one, not even herself. He wishes she would. Just a FaramirÉowyn thing I came up with for Rynne's birthday.

Love

2006-01-04T14:14:30-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Eowyn & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-4-06
Status: Complete

Éowyn, Faramir, and a discussion about love... yet another fluffy drabble by yours truly!

Sweet Misery

2005-12-31T18:58:55-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Meriadoc B. & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,735, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-31-05
Status: Complete

To forget this was all he had ever wanted, and to hold her was all he had ever needed...

Yours

2005-12-25T17:07:02-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-25-05
Status: Complete

A sweet Farawyn drabble for Heather... actually kind of cute.

Algo Diferente

2005-11-11T20:02:53-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: Spanish, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 310, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-11-05
Status: Complete

Un FaramirÉowyn drabble para mi amiga Alice en su cumpleaños. ENGLISH TRANSLATION PROVIDED!

Someday

2005-10-31T16:36:21-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-31-05
Status: Complete

With their dreams as broken as their bodies and time running out to find hope, Faramir wishes he could save Eowyn someday. But someday, he will come to realise, it never existed for either of them. Bad summary, very angsty fic.

A Haryalwë Fairië

2005-10-22T18:14:16-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 330, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-22-05
Status: Complete

A sappy yet tragic love poem from Faramir to Éowyn. It's in Quenya, but an English translation is provided.

Coirëa

2005-09-18T17:44:05-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 543, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-18-05
Status: Complete

In life they despair and wait for hope, and in death they live. FaramirÉowyn multidrabble.

Glimmer of Hope

2005-09-11T17:24:41-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Eowyn & Meriadoc B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,247, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-11-05
Status: Complete

Merry finds Éowyn weeping in the middle of the night, and their conversation reveals more about Éowyn’s despair, and even more about himself. MÉ, complete.

Desire

2005-08-17T07:41:42-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Eowyn & Meriadoc B.
Chapters: 5, Words: 18,309, Reviews: 42 Updated: 8-17-05 Published: 4-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Shortly after the War of the Ring, Eowyn finds herself pregnant and alone. Fifteen years later, she finds herself desiring all she rejected years ago: the love of her child's father, Merry. Criticism is welcomed.

Waiting

2005-08-09T15:18:17-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,335, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-9-05 Published: 6-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Faramir and Éowyn in the Halls of Mandos: their pasts and their futures unfold while they must endure with patience the hours of waiting...

Un Corazón de Hielo

2005-06-28T13:35:43-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: Spanish, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Eowyn & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-28-05
Status: Complete

Éowyn tiene un corazón de hielo, y Faramir puede cambiar eso. Un drabble en español y también en ingles. English translation provided!

Longshanks

2005-06-11T16:01:17-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Braveheart
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

A very immature fic exploring Longshanks' last moments, including a tutu, a fascist monster, and a turd that looks like William Wallace's head. I apologise it's not my fault that stupidity isn't a category.

Redemption

2005-06-11T15:57:41-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

Just a short, angsty thing about Brutus I had to write for English class. Yeah. That's about it.

The Last Dance

2005-06-09T16:15:09-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Aragorn & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 818, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-9-05
Status: Complete

Aragorn and Arwen share a romantic moment that Arwen must remember before she too dies... a birthday present for Evanescent Dawn.

A Memory is Worth Everything

2005-05-12T13:12:42-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,184, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-12-05
Status: Complete

Two boys stumble upon a longforgotten room, and in it they discover a seemingly worthless portrait of Faramir and Éowyn. But what they do not know, as Faramir teaches them, even the most distant memories of love are worth everything. AU, COMPLETE.

Truly Lost

2005-05-08T18:41:21-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Sayid & Shannon
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-8-05
Status: Complete

Sayid remembers Shannon. SayidShannon, written way before Abandoned.

Step Away from the Cake!

2005-05-06T19:40:35-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,316, Reviews: 19 Published: 5-6-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry, in a rush to prepare for his guests’ arrival, made a terrible mistake: he left the cake he prepared within the reach of his pregnant wife, Luna. Fluffy goodness! :]

Bastante

2005-05-06T19:33:25-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: Spanish, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-6-05
Status: Complete

Faramir y Éowyn hablan y Faramir descubre que tres palabras son bastantes para cambiar su vida. El español no es mi idioma primero deben ustedes ser simpaticos.

My Only One

2005-04-22T23:31:40-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-22-05
Status: Complete

Faramir thinks of Éowyn and his love for her. A FaramirÉowyn drabble written for LarirenShadow.

Middle School Faculty in Drag

2005-04-20T14:39:23-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Treebeard
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,314, Reviews: 42 Updated: 4-20-05 Published: 9-24-04
Status: Complete

What happens when you mix more cliched stories with random humour? The result is this odd collection of parodies, all utterly insane and written for your sporking pleasure. Chapter 10 is up!

Freedom

2005-04-16T15:52:44-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Eowyn & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-16-05
Status: Complete

Éowyn meets his gaze and kisses him lightly, grateful for the joy that she has found. And she has found freedom indeed. FaramirÉowyn drabble.

Life Goes On

2005-04-14T12:17:40-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Spiritual
Pairing: Walt & Claire
Chapters: 1, Words: 743, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-14-05
Status: Complete

Claire and Walt learn life lessons on the beach. My first Lost fic please be nice.

The Sweetest Dream

2005-03-28T23:28:21-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-28-05
Status: Complete

But now, as they lay side by side, Faramir cannot help but wonder if he still dreams. FaramirEowyn drabble.

Betrayed By Fate

2005-01-26T10:15:01-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,324, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-26-05
Status: Complete

The Quest has failed, and Faramir and Éowyn are trapped in Minas Tirith and forced to await the unescapable end. Will they find a love that knows no bounds, or will they watch the onslaught and let fate betray them?

Haunted

2005-01-07T13:17:11-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Pairing: Eowyn & Grima W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,881, Reviews: 43 Updated: 1-7-05 Published: 10-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Just when Eowyn is prepared to move on and start a new life with Faramir, someone from her past would rather bring her down instead...

Operation Eskimo Butt

2004-12-24T14:23:02-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Eowyn & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,244, Reviews: 21 Updated: 12-24-04 Published: 5-22-04
Status: In-Progress

Gandalf is power hungry, so he teams up with his slightly loopy mates, Faramir and Eowyn, to overthrow Queen Elessar and King Arwen. Can anyone say incoherent randomness?

I Metta Ilquava

2004-12-03T13:18:04-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Frodo B. & Samwise G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,129, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-3-04
Status: Complete

Frodo, after sailing to Valinor, has regrets about leaving Sam in a world not completely free of evil. Does time really heal all wounds, and will death separate him those he loves the most? COMPLETE.

Lovely Raisin Nights

2004-09-14T17:52:04-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,169, Reviews: 21 Published: 9-14-04
Status: Complete

Faramir and Eowyn spend a lovely night together. Nothing but fluff and randomness.

Angst Therapy With Gandalf

2004-09-06T07:09:05-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Gandalf & Faramir
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,760, Reviews: 31 Updated: 9-6-04 Published: 8-28-04
Status: Complete

So, you're tired of the same old Arwen is miserable because Arry died and Faramir was beaten by Denethor fics? In this abnormal parody, Gandalf tries to help the tormented characters. Can he do it? Of course not. It only leads to trouble.:

High School Faculty in Drag

2004-08-26T10:11:12-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Eowyn
Chapters: 19, Words: 11,986, Reviews: 134 Updated: 8-26-04 Published: 6-1-04
Status: Complete

What happens when you mix cliched stories with random humour and twentythree men named LaQuanda? The result is this weird fic. This is certainly not the average story. Warning: extremely twisted. Sequel now posted!

I Hate Your Guts

2004-07-31T10:17:18-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elboron & Bilbo B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 330, Reviews: 28 Published: 7-31-04
Status: Complete

Whoever says that Celeborn loves Galadriel is wrong. This is how the poor Elf really feels...

Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars

2004-06-26T07:52:51-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 605, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-26-04
Status: Complete

I saw the movie Titanic on the shelf and thought, why not write a pointless thing about a movie I haven't seen in years?

Eowyn and Gollum: A Match Made in Heaven

2004-06-18T12:07:27-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eowyn & Gollum
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 37 Published: 6-18-04
Status: Complete

Don't ask. I wanted to try something different, considering that no one has written EowynGollum stuff.

Kinkles the Jaguar

2004-06-05T17:31:55-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Erestor & Sauron
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-5-04
Status: Complete

This is the sad result of my hatred of Cate Blanchett, too much sugar, a boring car ride and a challenge from my kid brother. Read if you dare.

Randomly Weird Lord of the Rings Poems

2004-06-04T17:51:54-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Pairing: Glorfindel & Treebeard
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,033, Reviews: 28 Updated: 6-4-04 Published: 5-9-04
Status: Complete

Pointless, random and stupid poems about the stupidest things in Lord of the Rings! Don't be scared, sweetie pie, I'm a granny and I have one eye. Rated for squicky stuff and language.

Freaky Friars from France

2004-06-03T15:51:47-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,290, Reviews: 24 Updated: 6-3-04 Published: 5-21-04
Status: Complete

The weirdest FaramirEowyn romance you'll ever read along with the craziest parody of the battle of Pelennor Fields. Flames will barbeque Elrond keep them coming!

Trothplighted

2004-05-21T12:19:35-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 478, Reviews: 50 Published: 5-21-04
Status: Complete

Draco Malfoy, a seventh year at Hogwarts, is being forced to marry. But what happens when he has to marry the person you'd least expect? This is a PARODY of DH cliche stories.

Who's In My Bed?

2004-02-20T18:57:39-08:00

Author: Voldie on Varsity Track
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Faramir & Boromir
Chapters: 1, Words: 264, Reviews: 37 Published: 2-20-04
Status: Complete

This is a really weird oneshot fic that I wrote in maths. Could you please read and review it?