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The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers

2009-07-13T18:16:27-08:00

Author: FireValkyrie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: OC & George W.
Chapters: 57, Words: 554,924, Reviews: 721 Updated: 7-13-09 Published: 9-11-03
Status: In-Progress

Disappearing clothing, fantasyinducing icecream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Insane randomness!

If you saw what I saw

2007-08-08T17:41:24-08:00

Author: FireValkyrie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 30, Words: 88,541, Reviews: 241 Updated: 8-8-07 Published: 8-7-03
Status: Complete

Harry Potter is seeing things. The only problem is, he knows that they're real. So why does everyone else think he's crazy? If only they could see what he's seeing...

Killing You Softly

2005-08-20T22:21:59-08:00

Author: FireValkyrie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,107, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-20-05
Status: Complete

Diary entries of one aggravated girl as she decides to hunt down and kill Voldemort to stop angsty writers from ruining Harry Potter's life. Crazystupid insanity. One of those idiotic tales that is written when high on sugar. You'll smile, I swear. Day1:

In Lieu of Diplomacy

2005-02-22T13:57:37-08:00

Author: FireValkyrie
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,045, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-22-05
Status: Complete

Jack must allow another man, nay, prince, to bestow his affections upon his love and wife. Pain of death is the only other option. Should Jack fight for the empire, or fight for love?

What are you DOING?

2004-12-19T02:11:44-08:00

Author: FireValkyrie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,034, Reviews: 43 Published: 12-19-04
Status: Complete

Ron spies Harry doing something notquiteright in class, unbeknownst to his classmates. But it couldn't be that bad, could it? There's a perfectly logical explanation for why Harry's hands are active in his lap, isn't there! Utter and raunchy hilarity:D

In All Her Glory

2004-04-03T00:23:58-08:00

Author: FireValkyrie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,033, Reviews: 25 Updated: 4-3-04 Published: 3-22-04
Status: In-Progress

This is difficult to summarize as it reads like crazed woodchucks on crack. It involves a rival group to Voldemort known as Death Munchers, hazing, nudity, mangos, etc. Short to say, it's psychotic insanity at it's best. NOTE: Utter Hilarity